Will You Press The Button?

Maharid2 years ago

If there is hell i'm already going in it, like 99,9% of the "self-righteous" human population, so what i have to lose?

235x0last year

I don't want immortality. I want the superpower to go from any universe, dimension, fictional universe, fictional dimension, and everywhere else i want at will.

ILikePressingButtonsYay3 years ago

I would make Hell Heaven and just give me more of these desires

Button_presser_169 years ago

what if i gave myself the power to go to heaven

missnyrie&trade;9 years ago

That's smart

Michael Melillo12 years ago

I would just make Hell a more pleasant place to be.

Ericsnipes20075 years ago

Smart

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Stevobro32110 years ago

Satan has a restraint order on me so .....where do I go? My ex's house?

Narwhal10178 years ago

Your ex is satan

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Swiggyturdles8 years ago

Can't go somewhere that doesn't exist (this is a joke I'm not atheist)

AndyMan11YTlast year

JustARandomDude Matthew 25:41 “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels."

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ClareWhite9 years ago

*cough*atheist*cough*

idiot_999999999999999999999999999999999999999999995 years ago

ye hell dosent exist

NerdOfSnowdin8 years ago

haha easy! step 1, turn myself into a being with infinity wishes, step 2, use 1 wish to make hell my heaven, step 3, use the rest of my wishes to do whatever the hell i want! including: killing trump, be able to travel across dimensions, be able to go to a...[Show full comment]

Trevor Craft12 years ago

already goin there

GamerAsh257 years ago

Agreed. PLUS, it never said we couldn't change Hell with our powers and make it better and it never said we had to STAY there (but I would anyway)

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Overlord-Rath7 years ago

"Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven" is literally the foundation of my religion.

Fatpig9117 years ago

I’ll be there for an hour and then I’ll leave

--------7 years ago

The ability to grant yourself unlimited wishes that have no rules.

Rhinorulz8 years ago

What exactly is immortality? Is it the inability to die from desieses? No. Is it the inability to die from physical wounds? No. Is the ability to not Age? No. Immortality is all three of those, together as one thing. If those are desired separately, then it"s not imortality.

BookwormGamerXoX8 years ago

What if what your desire is for the Greek Gods of Percy Jackson to come true? then you would have to go through judgement to get anywhere. Or you could make hell not exist anymore its just two segments of heaven, one for bad people who eventually learn how to be good, and the original heaven.

IanSalberg8 years ago

Did a Christian write this while drunk?

mdck58 years ago

I would own Hell.

oswin-oswald8 years ago

There"s a place reserved for me there. It"s called the throne

Katcicles8 years ago

Pfft going to hell anyway

owmeow9 years ago

Gets the ability to regenerate like a Time Lord

TeamFlameLeader9 years ago

Id wish to dethrone Satan

TrollerXXL9 years ago

If I would go to hell the devil would step forward and say "welcome back, master"

nakobro2003 9 years ago

Error 404 downside not found

PokeMasterTim049 years ago

The upside?

alexander19999 years ago

totally worth it

Ninjamonkey2109 years ago

This is more of a split than when markiplier played this game

ShockTherapy9 years ago

If you'd be forever happy and well, I'd say fuck it, I'm going to hell.

Kimball Carter12 years ago

i would desire not to go to hell

Salplayz7 years ago

lol same

Domingo Berlanga12 years ago

I desire the ability to dethrone Satan and take his place. Possibly redecorate.

Pewi345118 years ago

Amazing thats exactly what i would do i would become queen of hell and make it a WAY more pleasent place so i can be very happy there

Christina Pointer12 years ago

No downside, I don't believe in hell. :/

JustARandomDude5 years ago

Hell was an invention of a pope to make the people obey his orders. It is not mentioned in the bible

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Andrew Haworth12 years ago

All the fun people go to Hell. I belong there anyway.

ArchangelAzrael10 years ago

What, no! Most fin people are NIT in hell

Sean Ford12 years ago

Going to hell anyways, according to the religious people. Why not.

Honour SA12 years ago

a lifetime of rules is better than an eternity in hell

SammyGerald9 years ago

I'll just make myself go there for one second, and not suffer while in there.

Vanverd10 years ago

Another time I pressed a button and became immortal so

Meepmoop26 years ago

I'm an athirst does this still apply?

missnyrie&trade;9 years ago

F that sh*t I'm out

potatrash-can10 years ago

as a satanist i want to go to hell

Superman747738 years ago

Cant be immortal just regenerate like the doctor go to hell when finnaly dead just become there a leader of aome kind

Johto Trainer9 years ago

im an athiest, so, not giving a shit about hell,

Plasmawind2 years ago

I desire to be able to choose to go to Heaven or Hell

KWAvalCake7 years ago

But I’m already gonna go to hell anyway

noah102049 years ago

I could just desire to not go to hell when I use my powers

JTF11 years ago

I want to become a god, then I can't go to Hell, and I will still have immortality! loophole achieved

C8 years ago

There"s no such thing as hell, hell is merely an expression for a bad time.

GoldenEnergy10 years ago

Ok, what happened to my reply

maksikinchik3 years ago

i just want to have an ability to transform in kirby...

dancingtiger21210 years ago

You could desire to be immortal.

Merrickconnor8 years ago

Become an unkillable man that gets younger every time he kills and have wished

MemSauce10 years ago

What if my power is to not go to hell? You can loophole the fuck out if this.

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