Will You Press The Button?

you have a debit card that has unlimited spending, and you dont have to put money on it

but

once you reach 58 you go to jail for 17 years for stealing

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Verysmartpersom4 months ago

pay bail

Dingdongbedbugsheldmehostage10 months ago

Bribe the fucking government and play around yay

Domat11 months ago

Cant i give the debit card to dsomeone else to bail me out

DeadMotherfuckingDeerlast year

bail

RobertKim-092last year

bribe the police

Somebodiilast year

Me, going into a cushy Scandinavian-esque prison after lobbying everyone to make the sentence for lesser crimes like theft limited to correctional facilities:

brekkentlast year

17 years for stealing? What the hell did I steal?

WX500007 months ago

... Unlimited money

Hug-Hug10 months ago

Step one: two morbillion dollars. Step two: shomtgun at 57 and 1/2

Verysmartpersom4 months ago

"shomtgun"

zhong_er_de_lwlast year

and pay the warden a trillion or buy the jail you are going to stay in.

Petrosion4 years ago

Then just pay for bail, and get out easy

Hyltranlast year

Just do the time it is only 17 years.

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Avislast year

dud e.... this gives me goosebumps LOL!!!!!!!!!!

Txeoy4 years ago

I will bail myself out

Nexus26354 years ago

I mean- but- wha- you"re not wrong..

Hyltran2 years ago

What if you are older than 58 years?

Hyltran2 years ago

I would say that even if you are 57 years old I would still say it is worth pressing.

ILoveCatsSM3 years ago

Well but i didn’t steal?

OnionMan4 years ago

i will bribe every single guard, prisoner, and warden with 200 million

yesmann4 years ago

ill escape, easy

Dark224 years ago

your profile picture made me crack up XD

YoloYester4 years ago

#yourquestionisafuckingjoke

r4shf0rd4 years ago

pay for bail lol

ChaserGG4 years ago

Bail myself out

johnnnh9 months ago

tbh i'm not 100% certain i'll live to 58 anyway

llllleeeeeee8 months ago

I died at the age of 57

Shrek2onDVD10 months ago

I am not living past 34

Whatup8 months ago

Bale yourself out with the money

billiam123last year

kms at age 57

TheOperator9 months ago

nuh uh

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