Will You Press The Button?

AlastorBroadcasts 2 years ago

Like the oracle of delphi!

UnfunnyNuggies last year

That's a simile

Mammot 3 years ago

Unyx22 2 years ago

reddit +Yoda + Master Oogway

TheRadiantDehd 10 years ago

For all those people saying that metaphors are confusing: Metaphors are like puns. Even the ones that don't make sense make sense in the sense that they don't make sense. Therefore everything actually does make sense. It's just common sense.

Smooth_Brain 2 years ago

The sense in the comment is how it doesn’t make sense, so it makes sense because it doesn’t make sense

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William Malay 13 years ago

Yoda i become

oceanwaterpug27 7 years ago

Downvoted because it wrong and also this post need 69 likes not 70

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Platonic 5 years ago

You never said write in metaphors...

achmedalracka 11 years ago

With a voice of Morgan Freeman!!!!

Qingbing 2 years ago

Voice of God, my friend.

KingFruit 12 years ago

Stereotypical movie martial art master, is that you?

silentrequiem 10 years ago

I'm off to write a prophecy

Pedro Miguel Lopez Gascon 13 years ago

metaphors are sandwiches, in the sense that I'm making one right now.

Themauf 7 years ago

@creeperxplder yes but they"re making a sandwich

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Recharted 11 years ago

the world will explode in 43 billion years start packing!

IPressButton 10 years ago

Ok I need some chocolate for that

shotfire7 8 years ago

Easy, just write a book.

Doritoesforever 9 years ago

So I would know how to not speak in metaphors

Jadenmoseley 9 years ago

Just make all the metaphors easy to understand

l Kraken l 11 years ago

Speak like Yoda I will.

Henry Martin 13 years ago

I think that Uncle Iroh pushed that button....

cynicalchatterbox 10 years ago

If you know everything in the world, you know how to speak with your mind/speak normally without getting caught by the Organisation Of Stupid Red Buttons (OSB)

River Hess 13 years ago

Doesn't say shit about writing, singing, or singing.

SpamtonG.Spamton 4 years ago

i think you forgot to say singing

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Thomas Gunn 13 years ago

You can still right normally though, so you could make billions selling books about what you know of the universe.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

White*

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Matthew Mountain 13 years ago

I don't care if I would only have to speak in metaphors. There are things that need to be known.

Hafssa Fraii 13 years ago

Sums up religious texts! ...so stupid. But i would press it just to piss people of all time!

Adrian Ngai 11 years ago

It is impossible to speak in only metaphors and communicate. Most of the time a "metaphor" isn't actually a metaphor.

Smooth_Brain 2 years ago

Bruh you literally asked if you want to be an oracle

Emessor 11 years ago

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Mikuelious 9 years ago

The answer to the universe"s secrets is like my metaphors: Nobody understands them.

Threeturnip2268 4 years ago

Yeah

jad2000 11 years ago

no downside

Meepkong 9 years ago

All you"d need is someone smart enough to understand the metaphor

Bunana 11 years ago

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ACRightwing 10 years ago

To push this button is to bring the dragon of the east to the people of the west, dressed as a ham sandwich. Because metaphors are confusing sometimes.

best will you press the button player 11 years ago

yoda I become

oceanwaterpug27 7 years ago

Only speak in metaphor? I geuss I'll just text people because it doesn't count as speak

Valeria Meza Chavez 13 years ago

no thanks...

badamse 11 years ago

lolz

INstam8 9 years ago

the moosic is like a gayyy

Valerie Dunn 13 years ago

but soft, what light through yonder window breaks? tis the east, and Juliet is the sun.

Abiiba 10 years ago

Downside?

lukaza12 9 years ago

as a wise man once said: i really like this cake

bagle75 11 years ago

who the fuck cares

Big Cheese 11 years ago

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