Will You Press The Button?

AlastorBroadcasts9 months ago

Like the oracle of delphi!

Unyx2211 months ago

reddit +Yoda + Master Oogway

Mammotlast year

TheRadiantDehd9 years ago

For all those people saying that metaphors are confusing: Metaphors are like puns. Even the ones that don't make sense make sense in the sense that they don't make sense. Therefore everything actually does make sense. It's just common sense.

Smooth_Brain5 months ago

The sense in the comment is how it doesn’t make sense, so it makes sense because it doesn’t make sense

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Platonic4 years ago

You never said write in metaphors...

William Malay12 years ago

Yoda i become

oceanwaterpug276 years ago

Downvoted because it wrong and also this post need 69 likes not 70

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achmedalracka9 years ago

With a voice of Morgan Freeman!!!!

Qingbing6 months ago

Voice of God, my friend.

KingFruit10 years ago

Stereotypical movie martial art master, is that you?

silentrequiem8 years ago

I'm off to write a prophecy

Recharted9 years ago

the world will explode in 43 billion years start packing!

IPressButton9 years ago

Ok I need some chocolate for that

Pedro Miguel Lopez Gascon12 years ago

metaphors are sandwiches, in the sense that I'm making one right now.

Themauf6 years ago

@creeperxplder yes but they"re making a sandwich

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shotfire77 years ago

Easy, just write a book.

Doritoesforever7 years ago

So I would know how to not speak in metaphors

Jadenmoseley7 years ago

Just make all the metaphors easy to understand

l Kraken l10 years ago

Speak like Yoda I will.

Henry Martin12 years ago

I think that Uncle Iroh pushed that button....

cynicalchatterbox8 years ago

If you know everything in the world, you know how to speak with your mind/speak normally without getting caught by the Organisation Of Stupid Red Buttons (OSB)

River Hess12 years ago

Doesn't say shit about writing, singing, or singing.

SpamtonG.Spamton3 years ago

i think you forgot to say singing

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Thomas Gunn12 years ago

You can still right normally though, so you could make billions selling books about what you know of the universe.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

White*

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Matthew Mountain12 years ago

I don't care if I would only have to speak in metaphors. There are things that need to be known.

Hafssa Fraii12 years ago

Sums up religious texts! ...so stupid. But i would press it just to piss people of all time!

Big Cheese10 years ago

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lukaza128 years ago

as a wise man once said: i really like this cake

bagle759 years ago

who the fuck cares

Connorrrrr8 years ago

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forwhateverreason9 years ago

Chill hazel grace

ButtonpPresser4 years ago

So i spread wisdom in Jesus" way

tb0ne89410 years ago

i dont want to know everything, the more you know the more life sucks

Kyler Kathan12 years ago

Speaking would be a breeze.

mgapope9 years ago

Can I do similies too?

vert3438 years ago

THE SHOTGUN IS YOUR FRIEND! THE ZOMBIES ARE PROBLEMS! Sounds good to me

Antichristlast year

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snivy6419 years ago

i dont give a god damm if im telling anyone

BraTheus10 years ago

spartan20299 years ago

dose this make me yoda now XD

Laniakea.last year

什么纳西妲行为

karljump2210 years ago

NO DOWNSIDE AT ALL BRUH ðŸ˜Ž

Hermaeus_Mora8 years ago

KNOWLEDGE

DarkHeart9 years ago

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DioFromJoJo5 years ago

They say od you know less you live more

Hazzary45311 years ago

I know just what metaphors will convey my message

blankscript9 years ago

#lifegoals

TheSonicScrewdriver7 years ago

Wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff, you mean?😉

Taylor Thomas12 years ago

Where is the downside?

smith99999999 years ago

I SHALL SOUND WISE ASF

realpackiewolf10 years ago

I pressed no, but that means I don't know, just this time, so good?

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

im the cheshire cat.*dissipates in smoke*

demonamber110 years ago

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HunterofArtemis8 years ago

Why talk when you can write/type

DoubleGulpCup4 years ago

I have to *speak* in metaphors

yodude10 years ago

i think its wrong for it to be metaphor i think phoetic

Connorrrrr8 years ago

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