Will You Press The Button?

AlastorBroadcasts 2 years ago

Like the oracle of delphi!

UnfunnyNuggies last year

That's a simile

Mammot 3 years ago

Unyx22 2 years ago

reddit +Yoda + Master Oogway

TheRadiantDehd 10 years ago

For all those people saying that metaphors are confusing: Metaphors are like puns. Even the ones that don't make sense make sense in the sense that they don't make sense. Therefore everything actually does make sense. It's just common sense.

Smooth_Brain 2 years ago

The sense in the comment is how it doesn’t make sense, so it makes sense because it doesn’t make sense

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William Malay 13 years ago

Yoda i become

oceanwaterpug27 7 years ago

Downvoted because it wrong and also this post need 69 likes not 70

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Platonic 5 years ago

You never said write in metaphors...

achmedalracka 11 years ago

With a voice of Morgan Freeman!!!!

Qingbing 2 years ago

Voice of God, my friend.

KingFruit 11 years ago

Stereotypical movie martial art master, is that you?

silentrequiem 9 years ago

I'm off to write a prophecy

Pedro Miguel Lopez Gascon 13 years ago

metaphors are sandwiches, in the sense that I'm making one right now.

Themauf 7 years ago

@creeperxplder yes but they"re making a sandwich

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Recharted 11 years ago

the world will explode in 43 billion years start packing!

IPressButton 10 years ago

Ok I need some chocolate for that

shotfire7 8 years ago

Easy, just write a book.

Doritoesforever 8 years ago

So I would know how to not speak in metaphors

Jadenmoseley 9 years ago

Just make all the metaphors easy to understand

l Kraken l 11 years ago

Speak like Yoda I will.

Henry Martin 13 years ago

I think that Uncle Iroh pushed that button....

cynicalchatterbox 9 years ago

If you know everything in the world, you know how to speak with your mind/speak normally without getting caught by the Organisation Of Stupid Red Buttons (OSB)

River Hess 13 years ago

Doesn't say shit about writing, singing, or singing.

SpamtonG.Spamton 4 years ago

i think you forgot to say singing

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Thomas Gunn 13 years ago

You can still right normally though, so you could make billions selling books about what you know of the universe.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

White*

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Matthew Mountain 13 years ago

I don't care if I would only have to speak in metaphors. There are things that need to be known.

Hafssa Fraii 13 years ago

Sums up religious texts! ...so stupid. But i would press it just to piss people of all time!

mgapope 10 years ago

Can I do similies too?

Kyler Kathan 13 years ago

Speaking would be a breeze.

Evil_J 11 months ago

Darmok and Jilad at Tanagra!

BraTheus 11 years ago

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vert343 9 years ago

THE SHOTGUN IS YOUR FRIEND! THE ZOMBIES ARE PROBLEMS! Sounds good to me

Antichrist 2 years ago

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snivy641 10 years ago

i dont give a god damm if im telling anyone

Hermaeus_Mora 9 years ago

KNOWLEDGE

spartan2029 11 years ago

dose this make me yoda now XD

Laniakea. 3 years ago

什么纳西妲行为

karljump22 11 years ago

NO DOWNSIDE AT ALL BRUH ðŸ˜Ž

DarkHeart 11 years ago

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DioFromJoJo 6 years ago

They say od you know less you live more

Hazzary453 12 years ago

I know just what metaphors will convey my message

blankscript 10 years ago

#lifegoals

TheSonicScrewdriver 8 years ago

Wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff, you mean?😉

Taylor Thomas 13 years ago

Where is the downside?

smith9999999 10 years ago

I SHALL SOUND WISE ASF

realpackiewolf 11 years ago

I pressed no, but that means I don't know, just this time, so good?

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

im the cheshire cat.*dissipates in smoke*

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