Will You Press The Button?

Diastatic Power8 years ago

Do I get it back when they're done?

Taker_of_Hells10 months ago

You asking the big questions

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Sane in Insane Asylum8 years ago

Plot twist, disassemble the wings and engines of the jet whenever it's not in use.

lol3313 years ago

disassemble the whole jet

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Taker_of_Hells3 years ago

So no downsides

_Fredder_8 years ago

It will be used against the terrorists...

AwesomeBro4047 years ago

And even better, you could use it.

High on Potassium7 years ago

I will sell said jet to buy myself a mega yacht, problem solved.

NotTheProtagonistlast year

“BREAKING: private jet sold to terrorists for yacht; jet later used in destroying <important structure>”

dankmemes1017 years ago

Bitch, I AM a busty flight attendant.

ThePaulDude6 years ago

Want to join the mile high club?

AidenRees6 years ago

I would be dead when my private is used in a massive terrorist attack

AidenRees6 years ago

pravate jet*

Bountyhunter32336 years ago

In a massive terrorist attack trying to stop the terrorists...Loophole achived

Elektrik-man1437 years ago

So i get a free jet and get to do the next 911 where is the downside

DragonEXE6 years ago

Fucks wrong with you

The1KINGpig7 years ago

No need for school bus anymore

Ryanhammond7 years ago

What if I become the terrorist

Howday2 years ago

Or hire the terrorists.

Hooman7 years ago

I could just sell it and buy another one And keep all the extra stuff

Winter647 years ago

what year is it for this button? im guessing 2001

ras218 years ago

I already pressed a button that said i could see into the future so LOOPHOLE

lol3313 years ago

its gonna be used in 8752 for me

The_old_hag8 years ago

Bus type flight attendants, I like the sound of that

MGThanatos6 years ago

Ill take the jet but I gotta get rid of the flight attendents and get new ones.... I have a feeling my (very) busty gf wouldnt like me going on that plane with these.... Instead Ill just take her with me Ayyy

TheMultimention7 years ago

As long as I get the jet back I'm good

IM_A_CHICKEN_NOODLE7 years ago

Lolz, I'll just put a turret on the door that can't be hacked and only shoot at people it knows, and I can add folks, after I get a retina scan, of course.

TheArkerportian8 years ago

Well it didn't say it will happen with me on board. Also, one Learjet will never bring it down!

AColdGuy3 years ago

Ok, keep some guns in you pocket whenyou are using the jet.

DragonEXE6 years ago

Loophole. Refuel in mid air They can’t hijack you if you’re flying

ThePaulDude6 years ago

Correction, blow up the plane after they steal it.

GlutNy6 years ago

guess what? i secured it

retty8 years ago

I could sell it with all the stuff it has and buy whatever I want

DoYouSeeTheBananaMan2 years ago

I see no downside except the flight attendants

Rays-hook7 years ago

I wouldn't fly it. I would only go on it for the movies and snacks.

JMRPBLEL5 years ago

As long as they pay me yes oh and why dont there be a password or fac recog or hand rec9g or whatevs

BlackCatCZ7 years ago

Hello are you my new pilot? No I am terrorist. Oh ok

99cake8 years ago

Used in a massive terrorist attack? Kill Donald Trump with a missle on it. Terrorist attack done.

creepercrew238 years ago

Nice

TheAnalyst997 years ago

Always pack heat.

Smokincrow4567 months ago

Does that mean i only became ugly just once...every time i redo my life i will redo from my that face yk

OpticalOllusion7 years ago

But I barely even have any terror attacks where I live

tsundereking8 years ago

If the attends have sex with me sure

Lonewolf35157 years ago

I couldn't do it. There is no telling what terror entails if I press that button. Also, it won't be fair to the busty flight attendants if they are aboard during it.

Chronus Lord Of Shadows8 years ago

I'll live on my jet, and kill my ex-president with terrorist I contrat myself while pretending to be kidnapped

Creeperkiller20006 years ago

What if I crash it into the ground?

Fastsnake508 years ago

Uh fly away

I_LIKE_TRAINS_892 years ago

What of you are the terroristi? 🤔

The_Darkstar7 years ago

Just disable it when it"s not in use..

super person8 years ago

If it is my private jet then wouldn't only the people I allow to know about know about it.

Oldiron_793 years ago

Assuming you aren't using it constantly the odds are fairly low on any particular day.

crazykilller7 years ago

Personally I"d just sell the jet and jet fuel and make off with the money the property tax on that shit isn't worth keeping. (that and I'm no longer associated with it once its used)