You get your own free private jet and a life time's supply of jet fuel, in-flight snacks, drinks, in-flight movies, and busty Flight attendants.
but
Your private jet will one day be used in a massive terrorist attack. You do not know which day that will be.
I will not


Diastatic Power9 years ago
Do I get it back when they're done?

Taker_of_Hells2 years ago
You asking the big questions
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Sane in Insane Asylum9 years ago
Plot twist, disassemble the wings and engines of the jet whenever it's not in use.

azerdullah8 months ago
i only want the snacks
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_Fredder_9 years ago
It will be used against the terrorists...

AwesomeBro4048 years ago
And even better, you could use it.

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago
So no downsides

High on Potassium9 years ago
I will sell said jet to buy myself a mega yacht, problem solved.

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
“BREAKING: private jet sold to terrorists for yacht; jet later used in destroying <important structure>”

dankmemes1018 years ago
Bitch, I AM a busty flight attendant.

meatloave3 months ago
I don't believe you .PUT EM ON THE GLASS!! I will decide just how busty you are.
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AidenRees7 years ago
I would be dead when my private is used in a massive terrorist attack

AidenRees7 years ago
pravate jet*

Bountyhunter32337 years ago
In a massive terrorist attack trying to stop the terrorists...Loophole achived

Elektrik-man1438 years ago
So i get a free jet and get to do the next 911 where is the downside

DragonEXE7 years ago
Fucks wrong with you

The1KINGpig8 years ago
No need for school bus anymore

Ryanhammond8 years ago
What if I become the terrorist

Howday3 years ago
Or hire the terrorists.

Hooman8 years ago
I could just sell it and buy another one And keep all the extra stuff

Winter648 years ago
what year is it for this button? im guessing 2001

ras219 years ago
I already pressed a button that said i could see into the future so LOOPHOLE

lol3314 years ago
its gonna be used in 8752 for me

The_old_hag9 years ago
Bus type flight attendants, I like the sound of that

MGThanatos7 years ago
Ill take the jet but I gotta get rid of the flight attendents and get new ones.... I have a feeling my (very) busty gf wouldnt like me going on that plane with these.... Instead Ill just take her with me Ayyy

TheMultimention8 years ago
As long as I get the jet back I'm good

smart649 years ago
kk

Mr.Cheesecake2 years ago
what if i use it for an attack tho

Mister-E8 years ago
Awesome, one question though, what happens if wingblade transforms while I am in the plane?

Mew-eeveeSquirtele4 years ago
WHAT IF YOU JUST PUT MACHINE GUNS ON IT AND ALWAYS FLY SO IF SOMEONE ATTACKS YOU... MACHIIIIIINE GUUUUUUUUN TIIIIIIIIIME BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW *kills everyone in a five for radius* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHADHAH

Arthur_Sarue8 years ago
Do A-cups cost extra?

Dilan9 years ago
Sell it

AnimeObsessedChildPATD8 years ago
So ur trump

Timegamer7 years ago
If its private how tf did they get their a$$ on?

GLIZZYNATORISM10 months ago
okay soo... in theory... i can keep the jet in the garage or smth and just live in the jet? and also could sell jet fuel?

Panifex7 years ago
I am also the only one who knows the special password that makes the plane operable

Lostfeather2379 years ago
Honestly don't care. Not pushing button

asda128 years ago
use guns bruh

xxbeauxx9 years ago
(concealed carry intensifies)

Chaos_Ender3 years ago
I will be the terrorist >:d (jk don’t come to my house and arrest me fbi)

ttddoogg9 years ago
im not selfish enough for to press the button

NCR Soldier9 years ago
Well aren't you just perfect.

Rayakuma6 years ago
I don't care, I just get everything, sell the fuel, snacks,movies, and drinks, take the busty woman, sell the Fuel and Jet and Buy a Apartment to hang that b*tch

deathmachine500027 years ago
They can't use it for one if i do it first!

SpartanX8 years ago
Its 1 day or 1000 days just be happy using that

Marmot2 years ago
eu vou estar nele quando acontecer?

TheArkerportian9 years ago
Well it didn't say it will happen with me on board. Also, one Learjet will never bring it down!

AColdGuy4 years ago
Ok, keep some guns in you pocket whenyou are using the jet.

IM_A_CHICKEN_NOODLE8 years ago
Lolz, I'll just put a turret on the door that can't be hacked and only shoot at people it knows, and I can add folks, after I get a retina scan, of course.

DragonEXE7 years ago
Loophole. Refuel in mid air They can’t hijack you if you’re flying

ThePaulDude7 years ago
Correction, blow up the plane after they steal it.

He6o9 months ago
我不希望那是波音,767:)

GlutNy7 years ago
guess what? i secured it

DoYouSeeTheBananaMan3 years ago
I see no downside except the flight attendants

Rays-hook8 years ago
I wouldn't fly it. I would only go on it for the movies and snacks.

retty9 years ago
I could sell it with all the stuff it has and buy whatever I want

BlackCatCZ8 years ago
Hello are you my new pilot? No I am terrorist. Oh ok

99cake9 years ago
Used in a massive terrorist attack? Kill Donald Trump with a missle on it. Terrorist attack done.

creepercrew239 years ago
Nice

JMRPBLEL6 years ago
As long as they pay me yes oh and why dont there be a password or fac recog or hand rec9g or whatevs

TheAnalyst998 years ago
Always pack heat.

OpticalOllusion8 years ago
But I barely even have any terror attacks where I live
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