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AsuraShun2 years ago

no exes

SapixIVlast year

Same

Javongod3 years ago

I am single and ready to mingle for life baby I have no ex so this is ok 👍

YaelAvsker8 years ago

all my exes are my friends and i talk to them a lot at school so.....

TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago

Good for you

Guizoc7 years ago

Being immortal would suck..... think about it

TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago

I agree

Highschool1238 years ago

but i have a crush on my ex >///<

TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago

Good for you

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Avery Luna Delost12 years ago

i dont have any exes. hehe

Gamer20114 years ago

Me neither

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Leafs347 years ago

i don't wanna live forever

TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago

Me too

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DontPressButton8 years ago

I don't have exes. Heck, I'm not even a teen yet

2hello98 years ago

I don't have any exes and I don't want to live forever

DontPressButton8 years ago

Hai

JordanTurner7 years ago

if you live forever you get SUPERRRR old. and soon you would be so old you cant even get up/move without help. so basically this is a downside-downside.

ShellyBates7 years ago

ok, so like.. the worst part of being alive forever.. is that you see everyone you care about dying, and there is no way for you to "pass on" with them, and you feel lonely and junk.. (vampires complain in every book, and tv show) but here, your sexually ...[Show full comment]

Dannywwelover8 years ago

Can i have sex with them

Iamsuasidal7 years ago

*stab*

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pontus9998 years ago

yey i get imortality i dont got any exes

Peasinthewoods8 years ago

A. I don't have any exes B. ALL THE SINGLE LADIES ALL THE SINGLE LADIES ALL THE SINGLE LADIES WOAH OH OH AH OH OH C. I don't want to be immortal

Rowly8 years ago

Upside??

Spinelthecrystalclod8 years ago

*Demiromantic laughter in the background*

KyleFukui8 years ago

Fine with me, my exes are on wonderful terms, they"re both good friends of mine and I value their company

Aero Kijjaroenvisal12 years ago

So, you can just find the person you wanna spend eternity with, and then dump them and be in the weirdest possible situation with them forever.

PhoenixAshes8 years ago

No exes bc I need a boyfriend first

Saitama:one punch momma9 years ago

They aren't stalking you if you know that they're doing it

wisecrack39 years ago

It's not ra-stalking if they "like" it

Macaroni&amp;Cheese9 years ago

Yea cause they want this dick

2hello98 years ago

Slutty, pervert, bastards in the comment section....

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Elana Clare Smith12 years ago

-grabs deathnote-

imagay0thgil4 years ago

Ah yes

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Cameron Nash12 years ago

Eh. I don't want to live forever. About the time Earth is void of all life, things would get really damn boring I imagine.

Gozzer9 years ago

You imagine wrong by the time earth is gone we will probably be colonizing the galaxy

Wednesday Fields12 years ago

I have no exes. Huehuehuecolourcolourhue

Loafer_Graham49777 years ago

Kill all the exes, problem solved.

assassin0729 years ago

kill all the exes

akron23149 years ago

So if I stay with them they dont live forever? So... if I want to break up I am better off killing them? -presses button-

JoshTheScrub9 years ago

my only ex already stalks me

chellybubbles9 years ago

Easy - Just have them arrested for a terrible crime they didn't commit and they get sentenced to life in prison! Problem solved.

Raging Buffalo9 years ago

I could date a girl I really like and then break up with her and then get back together

mrcheese4 years ago

shotgun

ApatheticRenegade9 years ago

One of my exes is this girl who constantly talks about wanting to die. Too bad I hate her.

ValerieParker7 years ago

no upside

EmilyAngstadt8 years ago

All one (1) of them

AnnaLovesYuu10 years ago

No downside, I still like my ex anyways. LOL

69rzoI6rzy9g6 years ago

I only have one and she broke up with me😄😃😀🙂😐😥

MapleNinja8309 years ago

4ever alone

MGGoku8 years ago

But I got no exes.. hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

AlonzoCG9 years ago

OK with me.

PotatoCat9 years ago

If you are human, then you can't see yourself again!

Mister-E8 years ago

Relationships don't apply to immortals

TheCom159 years ago

i dont want to live forever

ImmaWhovian9 years ago

Does it count if that ex(s) kill me? Will I regenerate or something?

thatdrunkindwarf10 years ago

well all of mine are nice to me

Boss98068 years ago

O dont have any exes

jef9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Myturn984 years ago

Basically two consequences.

orlext7 years ago

u can just find ur crush dump them

Erentheghoul29 years ago

So they become yuno gasai?

TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago

Immortality is overrated

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