Will You Press The Button?

P3ngu1nPersonlast year

I don’t want to accidentally kill someone because of a joke. Or what if you get jump scared in a game, and say “that gave me a heart attack “ as a joke.

Dude2110l9 years ago

"Go fuck yourself". Oh no!

Unicat-11 months ago

How would that happen?

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A button presser9 years ago

"Donald Trump is dead." I AM A HERO!

Rexina7 years ago

Fuck auticorect XD

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Etharian9 years ago

"Only the things I want to become true, will become true". No, downside anymore!

HowDoIType4 years ago

Me to the button: "You listened."

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Laetvm9 years ago

I would say "I can control when the things I tell become real or no"

dodgery9 years ago

soooo.....chuck norris jokes will be awesome

Warriorjax7 years ago

Nice!!!! I have an entire thing of them awesome!!!

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TimmyBoyRules9 years ago

First thing to say after you gain this power? "Only when I want it to be true."

Dominick LaRay Diller12 years ago

"I'm always wrong." World implodes.

SneakyMuffen3 years ago

fair is fair

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Migdin18 years ago

If i say something bad like, all the trees died, i could just say something like, but the trees never really died, and it would be fixed

Rich9 years ago

'I am richer than bill gates'

ShauLocklast year

that's a low ball.... "no one will ever be richer than me"

Anime Anime9 years ago

I love dark comedy..0.o

Ciel the Earl Phantomhive9 years ago

Hehehe. You and me both.

Robster49119 years ago

"I never pressed the button" says after pressing it. Existence is wiped from existence.

PiccolaStrega8 years ago

So how would questions work with this? Would the thing you want to be the answer of the question be right or would questions not be affected by this button? Genuinely curious.

Warriorjax7 years ago

You have stumped me. How?

Dean-Ambrose-Super-Fan8 years ago

me: Everything I say is a lie and will never come true. World: ahh (boom smash) Me: problem solved

Lapis Lazuli9 years ago

homeworld is real

LOLLoopholes8 years ago

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Steven Universe is God!

Gettothetardis8 years ago

Say hello im the doctor not a doctor but the doctor ok

TheMultifandomBoy8 years ago

"Trump dies in the next 3 seconds." "Crime will stop right now." "There"s nothing such thing as racism." "Every country will unite and become one whole country with no war or crime in the next hour." Bam. I could literally go on and on

Fandoms_Forever7 years ago

Love it except no more superheroes.... ) :

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Buttthumb8 years ago

INFINITE WISHES BITCHES

Cesium558 years ago

It"s already infinite.

Icode18 years ago

says "im the god of reality and time"

Fandoms_Forever7 years ago

I have control of the Infinity Gauntlet and I wanna bring all the people who died back (but coz I'm kinda mean) they'll remember what happened...

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ToxicDragon8 years ago

Joe Santagoto: ok timmy mommy"s a virgin, dad is a wizard, and grandma is a fuckin dolphin.

Jake Loranger12 years ago

"All lies and jokes i say will not become true" kay thanks there's no downside now bye

Godovlite4 years ago

But if its a lie then any lie becomes untrue so theredorw nothing would come true

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KuleBeenz8 years ago

The world is flat, the moon landing was faked, jesus is dead, the holocaust never happened, hitler did noting wrong. Oh I'm not making this real. I'm just listing things that already are. All the world"s politicians are lizards and......

Qwertyasdfzx7 years ago

You"re a fucking dumbass I'm sorry to say

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Jaraskur8 years ago

This sentence is a lie

Karis8 years ago

"I own a spaceship with warpdrive" in a conversation with Elon Musk.

Purple-oranges8 years ago

I'm always joking about yo mama

usoutlaw9 years ago

"I'M BATMAN!!!"

Orcling39 years ago

I'm immortal, have the biggest penis in the world, hot girls of my type love me, i can command the force, have a lightsaber of my own design

ExodusTitan9 years ago

IM NOT WATCHING PORN MUM!!! NOOOOOOOOO MY PORNOs MY BEAUTIFUL PORNOs

Ciaran Jacobs12 years ago

'this statement is false'

Z0m41e7 years ago

Wow, that"s slow.

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Megan Mackley12 years ago

OH BOY. Let the paradoxes commence.

Scottieboy20209 years ago

You know... For it to be a 'dilemma' there has to be an upside and a downside. For me, these are both downsides.

ToxicDragon8 years ago

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zero_010 months ago

我骂人的时候经常会骂草你妈，斯——

AliceOtaku9 years ago

Um my jokes and lies will not become true but Donald trump dying will

anadelrey10 years ago

"Yeah guys, Rin Okumura is in my house right now making me some dinner, so I gotta go"

KanishkLase7 years ago

pokemon are real [lie becomes true] hello and welcome to the world of pokemon

BaconM4n9 years ago

I have a time machine, all copies of future PlayStations, all games for consoles in the world, etc. I'M FUCKING RICH BABY

BenThorneycroft8 years ago

Just never joke or tall about when the sun blows up or people get bombed and.. No more yo mamma jokes. -tells yo mamma joke- -huge old person"s but in face suddenly-

SeabassJames9 years ago

I tell a knock-knock joke and the person actually shows up at my door. After every joke, I would say "That was a joke and isn't actually true."

asdfgawc111 years ago

you mama so fat:

StormTDR7 years ago

I make to many jokes...

Hoy I'm tem9 years ago

Everything equals "3" three sides to a triangle. Illuminati is everything but NOTHING!

Migdin18 years ago

I could say, there are no downsides to this button and i choose what i want to be real

knurfa10 years ago

Loophole, the moment immediately after you get this power just say "I am able to control my ability, and things I say will only become true when I consciously and willfully want them to.", and bam! The downside is gone, and the upside is improved.

TheChickenDude3 years ago

Oh shit i tell multiple jokes everyday so....

Kittenlover1018 years ago

/"WAR HAS ENDED!"\ Fuck you ISIS

xXsniperzXx8 years ago

Just say i am rich and boom its true

coma10 years ago

So, this man, he walked into a bar. It was you. And he broke his fingers. c:

MischiefPrincess4 years ago

i am unabled to accidently say the wrong thing

NateBrown1249 years ago

I am friends with AC/DC and I get to tour with them every time they do tours as their second lead guitar player to have duels with Angus Young... and I have billions of dollars as well as an iPad Pro 128GB, and a gaming PC inside an old 1990's case...

Martin Valdma12 years ago

"attack on titan's story is true, and everyone there exits in real life" "I'm now in the recon corps" "I won't ever wish anything else"

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