You get a time machine.
but
Using it for any reason will set off a chain of events that ultimately kills you.
I will not

EpicCavy 4 years ago
Being alive in the first place sets off a chain of events that will ultimately kill us.

malachi2341 11 years ago
DR. who in a nutshell

kickthegrabphan 11 years ago
um, oK, brb going to gallifrey

Timelypat 9 years ago
Gallifrey isn't a real place though. Plus it said you can travel through time, not space.

Sam Nessim 13 years ago
Well let's see... You've got a time machine, I've got a gun. What the hell. Let's kill Hitler! - Mel, 'Let's Kill Hitler' (Doctor Who)

flokigoat 9 years ago
why would you ever kill hitler
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MiniMe 11 years ago
We all die eventually

Professor_Potato 11 years ago
*gets time machine uses it right away 💜

cashthegreat 11 years ago
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Whats the point

Klarix 11 years ago
I will go back in time and warn myself of my death infinitely

LICK ME GOOD 11 years ago
bro just go back in time and stop yourself from using the time machine when the event is about to happen,IMBECILES

crazykgirl03 10 years ago
If you did that, you'd have no reason to go back in time to tell yourself not to go back in time therefore you wouldn't exist and would fade from existence.
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OverworldTNTPig 11 years ago
So if I go in the future to say Hi to a guy I die somehow? Seems legit

Arne König 13 years ago
Life is a chain of events that ultimately kill you. So in a way, that condition is already fulfilled.

Thesamofsams 6 years ago
Very deep, my man

DDLgaming 9 years ago
Guys time travel is technically imposible because what happe s can't change so if you try to go in the past you can't see yourself do something you already did like shit its simple!!!!!! 🙈🙈🙈

WickedTomahawk 10 years ago
You could go to when u die and push it off

Jameroth 11 years ago
Why not go 2 hunder years into the future and if the world hasn't broken down by a catastrofy then i can find life extending stuff there come back and enjoy a long happy life with out anyone noticing.( by this the thing that leads to my death will be cause... [Show full comment]

Timelypat 9 years ago
That would fuck up history so bad...

Interax3 11 years ago
Its all good its for the adventure I am in for

Lavaninja6000 11 years ago
HITLER I'M COMING...TIME TO DIE

oldnotweak 11 years ago
sounds alright to me

720BlazeScopeMLG 11 years ago
I would sell it to the person I hate.

Timelypat 9 years ago
It doesn't matter who uses it, history will still change.

TriPanda 11 years ago
I would go stop myself from first pressing this button before I die, therefor I live and keep the machine

Timelypat 9 years ago
No, you don't...

wowzers 11 years ago
never said when you would die

Timelypat 9 years ago
How would that affect it?

subzerus 11 years ago
I don't HAVE to use it but if I knew I was gonna die soon it'd be fun.

Eche 11 years ago
No downside, you can have it and no use it. :3

Ghostface 11 years ago
i CAN STILL SELL IT

Timelypat 9 years ago
Good luck selling a time machine without getting the government involved.

immortalpoet 11 years ago
Your actions NOW lead to a chain of events that result in your death, because everyone eventually dies either way. So, yeah.

thatotakugirl 12 years ago
YOU HAVE A FRICKIN TIME MACHINE. YOU CAN JUST TIME-TRAVEL OUT OF THE SITUATION THAT'S GOING TO KILL YOU.

fireyinyang 12 years ago
it just says you have it and that YOU can't use it so i would make someone use it

jarveline719 12 years ago
We all die no matter what so I really don't see how this is too bad. It didn't specify how soon it kills me, so.

silverbreeze82 12 years ago
Being born sets off a chain of events that will ultimately kill you

Leafshade 12 years ago
Life ultimately kills you.

DaughterOfDurin 12 years ago
I dont wanna get killed but I want to timetravel with the TARDIS :(

Conner Wolf 13 years ago
I'd use it near the end of my life to go visit all the points in history that I've always wanted to see

Hawks287 4 years ago
Same

Rasmus Hagland Lundqvist 13 years ago
I'd go back in time and kill Hitler.

gay_retard 9 years ago
DanishGamingGuy, you got that from futerama, didn’t you?
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Levi Garrett 13 years ago
I'd go back in time and save Hitler from the other guy, just to make the time traveller's trip pointless.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
You… take my upvote.

Ashley Olegario 13 years ago
*I am the doctor*

Tacocat101 9 years ago
No, I am you little Dalek!
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Joseph Putnam Sherrod 13 years ago
Eat a pizza again will kill me how ?

Timelypat 9 years ago
Where are you getting the pizza from?

Amelia Lunamoongoddess Green 13 years ago
So I'm The Doctor? Meh, I'll just regenerate.

Stijn Coppens 13 years ago
if you go in the future where you are already dead it doen't affect you

Ace386 10 years ago
Just so I can bones say that I have a time machine

Thesamofsams 6 years ago
I pressed it

Arianna Lucin 13 years ago
Who needs a time machine anyways..?

Owain452 10 years ago
Doesn't mean immediately, could take years or decades to ultimately kill you.

Yndigo 10 years ago
We all die anyway in the end, so nothing really changes. I'm in

FX-8320 last year
Do not use it directly, analyze how it targets me. If it can be replaced, it could become a devastating weapon that causes people to die inexplicably, leaving the police with no clues.

AndyJohn 9 years ago
Fuck killing Hitler...I"d kill Stalin. He killed like 25 million people. Hitler only killed 9 million

Fishgoat 11 years ago
If I use it, I die... I tell someone else to do something for me.

ss so mo 10 years ago
i teleport to china then amarica and the whole wide world why would i stay in a same place a week right need to go work and what ever!

MYBUTTONBITCH 11 years ago
Think*

legenday_loop-man 4 years ago
doesn't specify how maybe old age

Gods-I-Am-A-Fangirl 7 years ago
I"d go to see the 1985 Live Aid concert because i was born like 30 years after it and i want to see Queen perform live.

Hellfire 22 10 years ago
Imokaywithdieingattheageof42
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