You get a time machine.
but
Using it for any reason will set off a chain of events that ultimately kills you.
I will not


EpicCavy3 years ago
Being alive in the first place sets off a chain of events that will ultimately kill us.

malachi23419 years ago
DR. who in a nutshell

kickthegrabphan9 years ago
um, oK, brb going to gallifrey

Timelypat8 years ago
Gallifrey isn't a real place though. Plus it said you can travel through time, not space.

Sam Nessim12 years ago
Well let's see... You've got a time machine, I've got a gun. What the hell. Let's kill Hitler! - Mel, 'Let's Kill Hitler' (Doctor Who)

flokigoat7 years ago
why would you ever kill hitler
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Professor_Potato9 years ago
*gets time machine uses it right away 💜

MiniMe9 years ago
We all die eventually

cashthegreat9 years ago
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Whats the point

Klarix9 years ago
I will go back in time and warn myself of my death infinitely

LICK ME GOOD9 years ago
bro just go back in time and stop yourself from using the time machine when the event is about to happen,IMBECILES

crazykgirl039 years ago
If you did that, you'd have no reason to go back in time to tell yourself not to go back in time therefore you wouldn't exist and would fade from existence.
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OverworldTNTPig9 years ago
So if I go in the future to say Hi to a guy I die somehow? Seems legit

DDLgaming7 years ago
Guys time travel is technically imposible because what happe s can't change so if you try to go in the past you can't see yourself do something you already did like shit its simple!!!!!! 🙈🙈🙈

Arne König12 years ago
Life is a chain of events that ultimately kill you. So in a way, that condition is already fulfilled.

Thesamofsams4 years ago
Very deep, my man

WickedTomahawk9 years ago
You could go to when u die and push it off

Jameroth9 years ago
Why not go 2 hunder years into the future and if the world hasn't broken down by a catastrofy then i can find life extending stuff there come back and enjoy a long happy life with out anyone noticing.( by this the thing that leads to my death will be cause...[Show full comment]

Timelypat8 years ago
That would fuck up history so bad...

Interax39 years ago
Its all good its for the adventure I am in for

Lavaninja60009 years ago
HITLER I'M COMING...TIME TO DIE

oldnotweak9 years ago
sounds alright to me

720BlazeScopeMLG9 years ago
I would sell it to the person I hate.

Timelypat8 years ago
It doesn't matter who uses it, history will still change.

TriPanda9 years ago
I would go stop myself from first pressing this button before I die, therefor I live and keep the machine

Timelypat8 years ago
No, you don't...

wowzers9 years ago
never said when you would die

Timelypat8 years ago
How would that affect it?

subzerus9 years ago
I don't HAVE to use it but if I knew I was gonna die soon it'd be fun.

Eche9 years ago
No downside, you can have it and no use it. :3

Ghostface9 years ago
i CAN STILL SELL IT

Timelypat8 years ago
Good luck selling a time machine without getting the government involved.

immortalpoet10 years ago
Your actions NOW lead to a chain of events that result in your death, because everyone eventually dies either way. So, yeah.

thatotakugirl10 years ago
YOU HAVE A FRICKIN TIME MACHINE. YOU CAN JUST TIME-TRAVEL OUT OF THE SITUATION THAT'S GOING TO KILL YOU.

fireyinyang10 years ago
it just says you have it and that YOU can't use it so i would make someone use it

jarveline71910 years ago
We all die no matter what so I really don't see how this is too bad. It didn't specify how soon it kills me, so.

silverbreeze8210 years ago
Being born sets off a chain of events that will ultimately kill you

Leafshade10 years ago
Life ultimately kills you.

DaughterOfDurin11 years ago
I dont wanna get killed but I want to timetravel with the TARDIS :(

Conner Wolf12 years ago
I'd use it near the end of my life to go visit all the points in history that I've always wanted to see

Hawks2872 years ago
Same

Rasmus Hagland Lundqvist12 years ago
I'd go back in time and kill Hitler.

gay_retard7 years ago
DanishGamingGuy, you got that from futerama, didn’t you?
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Levi Garrett12 years ago
I'd go back in time and save Hitler from the other guy, just to make the time traveller's trip pointless.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
You… take my upvote.

Ashley Olegario12 years ago
*I am the doctor*

Tacocat1017 years ago
No, I am you little Dalek!
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Joseph Putnam Sherrod12 years ago
Eat a pizza again will kill me how ?

Timelypat8 years ago
Where are you getting the pizza from?

Amelia Lunamoongoddess Green12 years ago
So I'm The Doctor? Meh, I'll just regenerate.

Stijn Coppens12 years ago
if you go in the future where you are already dead it doen't affect you

andreithepotatoman3 years ago
You"re already down a path where you will ultimately die so nothing changes

UniverseGuyRY10 years ago
Id just sell it and make billions

PressTheButton!!!!8 years ago
Just sell the time machine and crew someone else over

redx9 years ago
just mod the car is thats leaglle

Chiller4 years ago
Future to the back? No thanks

Elise Taylor12 years ago
I'm glad SOMEONE understands the importance of not altering time!

vaylen9 years ago
You gotta die of something... Almost any of those causes of death would be the result of a chain of events from things that you did. HELLO TIME MACHINE!

Derpwhalez 10 years ago
But if I use it to save the whole world, I think it'd be worth it

DavidMorris8 years ago
So it sets off some kind of incredible, yet tragic, adventure. I'm in.

9trickster8 months ago
Am i the only one who sees no upside?

meow:39 years ago
What?😂😂

MYBUTTONBITCH9 years ago
OKAY, BITCH

Lord-Fisch3 years ago
Steins Gate? XD
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