You get a time machine.
but
Using it for any reason will set off a chain of events that ultimately kills you.
I will not


EpicCavy3 years ago
Being alive in the first place sets off a chain of events that will ultimately kill us.

malachi234110 years ago
DR. who in a nutshell

kickthegrabphan10 years ago
um, oK, brb going to gallifrey

Timelypat8 years ago
Gallifrey isn't a real place though. Plus it said you can travel through time, not space.

Sam Nessim12 years ago
Well let's see... You've got a time machine, I've got a gun. What the hell. Let's kill Hitler! - Mel, 'Let's Kill Hitler' (Doctor Who)

flokigoat7 years ago
why would you ever kill hitler
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Professor_Potato9 years ago
*gets time machine uses it right away 💜

MiniMe9 years ago
We all die eventually

cashthegreat9 years ago
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Whats the point

Klarix9 years ago
I will go back in time and warn myself of my death infinitely

LICK ME GOOD10 years ago
bro just go back in time and stop yourself from using the time machine when the event is about to happen,IMBECILES

crazykgirl039 years ago
If you did that, you'd have no reason to go back in time to tell yourself not to go back in time therefore you wouldn't exist and would fade from existence.
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OverworldTNTPig10 years ago
So if I go in the future to say Hi to a guy I die somehow? Seems legit

DDLgaming7 years ago
Guys time travel is technically imposible because what happe s can't change so if you try to go in the past you can't see yourself do something you already did like shit its simple!!!!!! 🙈🙈🙈

Arne König12 years ago
Life is a chain of events that ultimately kill you. So in a way, that condition is already fulfilled.

Thesamofsams4 years ago
Very deep, my man

WickedTomahawk9 years ago
You could go to when u die and push it off

Jameroth9 years ago
Why not go 2 hunder years into the future and if the world hasn't broken down by a catastrofy then i can find life extending stuff there come back and enjoy a long happy life with out anyone noticing.( by this the thing that leads to my death will be cause...[Show full comment]

Timelypat8 years ago
That would fuck up history so bad...

Interax39 years ago
Its all good its for the adventure I am in for

Lavaninja600010 years ago
HITLER I'M COMING...TIME TO DIE

oldnotweak10 years ago
sounds alright to me

720BlazeScopeMLG10 years ago
I would sell it to the person I hate.

Timelypat8 years ago
It doesn't matter who uses it, history will still change.

TriPanda10 years ago
I would go stop myself from first pressing this button before I die, therefor I live and keep the machine

Timelypat8 years ago
No, you don't...

wowzers10 years ago
never said when you would die

Timelypat8 years ago
How would that affect it?

subzerus10 years ago
I don't HAVE to use it but if I knew I was gonna die soon it'd be fun.

Eche10 years ago
No downside, you can have it and no use it. :3

Ghostface10 years ago
i CAN STILL SELL IT

Timelypat8 years ago
Good luck selling a time machine without getting the government involved.

immortalpoet10 years ago
Your actions NOW lead to a chain of events that result in your death, because everyone eventually dies either way. So, yeah.

thatotakugirl10 years ago
YOU HAVE A FRICKIN TIME MACHINE. YOU CAN JUST TIME-TRAVEL OUT OF THE SITUATION THAT'S GOING TO KILL YOU.

fireyinyang10 years ago
it just says you have it and that YOU can't use it so i would make someone use it

jarveline71910 years ago
We all die no matter what so I really don't see how this is too bad. It didn't specify how soon it kills me, so.

silverbreeze8210 years ago
Being born sets off a chain of events that will ultimately kill you

Leafshade11 years ago
Life ultimately kills you.

DaughterOfDurin11 years ago
I dont wanna get killed but I want to timetravel with the TARDIS :(

Conner Wolf12 years ago
I'd use it near the end of my life to go visit all the points in history that I've always wanted to see

Hawks2872 years ago
Same

Rasmus Hagland Lundqvist12 years ago
I'd go back in time and kill Hitler.

gay_retard7 years ago
DanishGamingGuy, you got that from futerama, didn’t you?
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Levi Garrett12 years ago
I'd go back in time and save Hitler from the other guy, just to make the time traveller's trip pointless.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
You… take my upvote.

Ashley Olegario12 years ago
*I am the doctor*

Tacocat1018 years ago
No, I am you little Dalek!
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Joseph Putnam Sherrod12 years ago
Eat a pizza again will kill me how ?

Timelypat8 years ago
Where are you getting the pizza from?

Stijn Coppens12 years ago
if you go in the future where you are already dead it doen't affect you

Amelia Lunamoongoddess Green12 years ago
So I'm The Doctor? Meh, I'll just regenerate.

BakedBaconlast year
Upside?

KubGirl148 years ago
Then through a chain of events, you ultimately fade out of existence. So there"s no point to getting a time-machine if it means you"d end up dying. And who knows what you"d do to the rest of the world!

Shadow482754892375089472389457290847509283745092873480927540984 years ago
how would wanna die :I

skyrimlegend219 years ago
OK THEN WHATS THE POINT PEOPLE THIS GUY WHO MADE THIS QUESTION IS A IDIOT GO ON IDIOT TEST ASS HOLE

NBGZer010 years ago
I don't want to die.

Ninicool139 years ago
I would go back and kill hitler ledie for saving 1.1 million peopl. (i'm a good person)

wolfy710 years ago
Porn

DrSalt7 years ago
Steins;Gate?

Silverwolf4410 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

Sirayo7 years ago
Let"s see how long that chain can get

BlakeOps20039 years ago
No. No. No! HELL NO!

PressTheButton!!!!8 years ago
Just sell the time machine and crew someone else over

andreithepotatoman3 years ago
You"re already down a path where you will ultimately die so nothing changes
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