Boom ima help the creepy pastas then have a katana
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TheDoctor410711 years ago
FLIGHT TRAINING MONTAGE!
Hamburger Guy10 years ago
I NEED A HERO! HES GOT TO BE STRONG AND HES GOT TO BE READY TO FIGHT! I NEED A HERO! DOO DOO DOO DOOOO AHHH AHHH!
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VelocityRaptor2811 years ago
you can grow metal gun wings and be a total badass even when you ARENT flying
Hamburger Guy10 years ago
TURN INTO A FIGHTER JET
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TeamAwesomeness7 years ago
Depends. Are they fairy wings?
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MelonHamster11 years ago
#PrettyAngelOutiftFTW I mean, just find a very skilled tailor
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awesome 227511 years ago
I bet there's just that one fat guy just like "so I can finally go as fast as my friends can walk?"
KaylaStilinski10 years ago
Me...
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Madzk9 years ago
Dude I want new clothes anyway this is awesome you can train and pretend to be a superhero and then go steal peoples food like a seagul
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C9 years ago
1. Learn how to sew
2. Undergo extensive speed training
3. sew costume
4. Wait for powers to reach full extent
5. Become world"s first real life superhero
It says that the wings start out small. So we can assume that they grow stronger and larger over time
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vicatoren9 years ago
I have nothing againts a good workout
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TimeGoat9 years ago
I'll just wait until they"re stronger and watch tv or something
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ATSLoopholes10 years ago
Wait idea flight lessons
Themauf7 years ago
From who?
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ATSLoopholes10 years ago
Can't think of a loophole. Sorry guys..
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ASKgamer110 years ago
Don't fly for a while. Fly when you"re good to go.
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RazorSB10 years ago
Fold your wings idiots
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Glenn_the_dragoon10 years ago
I see no downside. I mean natural wings are awesome and it makes sense for them to start off weak especially if you get that kind of flying speed.
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Timelypat10 years ago
They "start out" very weak. Meaning they get stronger over time.
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kurisu788510 years ago
They start out very weak, meaning they get stronger.
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Kri.oxy 10 years ago
They start out, so that means they get stronger right?
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razorsimon10 years ago
um ok but then i can still fly and i can be angle from xmen
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Floofula10 years ago
i'm game ;)
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Fallon75810 years ago
Not much of a downside, really.
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Rayomax3310 years ago
Perfect, now I just need a sword and my dream came true
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CCthecat11 years ago
Yay wings!!!...wait a minute, what abput hoodies...OH YEAH! What about u grow wings that appear and disappear at ur own choosing?! U only need to cut SOME clothes for that!!
yean because wings are normal... you will be found very fast... humans naturally target what is not normal...
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Fluffington8 years ago
Make people pay for rides
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Thedj10 years ago
That is fine
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dein11 years ago
my dreams would come true andi can piss off the flying fish (sea guls )
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Mimimi9 years ago
Notice "start out"
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oldnotweak12 years ago
being able to fly at around 70 mph would be awesome
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ScottishCookie4 years ago
Imma steal fish from birds and sag "CAWCAW MOTHAFACKAS THIS FISH IS MINE"
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FabUnicorn11 years ago
So.. Scootaloo?
VelocityRaptor2811 years ago
what? the? Fuck? are? You? Doing? Here?
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Seapony9 years ago
So basically, "You grow wings."
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Nicole Waraksa13 years ago
IT STILL SAYS I CAN FLY. SO ITS WORTH IT. I CAN RUN PRETTY DAMM FAST ASWELL. AND WHO NEEDS SHIRTS NOW. JUST GET SOMETHING TO COVER UP MY CHEST AND IT WILL BE FINE BECAUSE I COULD FUCKING FLY
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TheButtonProducer11 years ago
Lol What a bad one.
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Anders Lisborg Simonsen13 years ago
Meh. I can make my (Future) wife to make them
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Death's Reaver11 years ago
Who needs clothes? IVE GOT WINGS! :D
pandakittyisawesome11 years ago
Yes!!!!!!
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UnitZulu-7 years ago
I feel the fbi would shoot me down
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jimmypop2111 years ago
That would be the normal draw back of just magically spawning wings, that and the world leaders would probably try to capture you or something.
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DiamondHerobrine11 years ago
Great ! Beautifull wings to go 3X more fast than my normal ! (50 meters in 8 or something seconds)
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