Will You Press The Button?

Maharid 10 months ago

No sufficient data, what if they take 50 years to grow enought to make you fly?

JaCkIsSoMeFiSh! 11 years ago

OH KNOW! YOU HAVE TO CUT HOLES IN YOUR SHIRT IN ORDER TO GAIN THE ABILITY TO FREAKING FLY?! WHAT SHALL WE DOOOOOOOOOOO?!

DaRealDaniel 9 years ago

or we can have swimming pants on and no shirt den i color me and den take fish den CAKAKKA I AM A BIRD FISH XD

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Firewall 2 years ago

no down side

kombatdragon488 11 years ago

I'll be the new state bird...

GriffinBowes 9 years ago

Usain Bolt should press this button

BrofistKittycat 10 years ago

So basically, just the first part. Sure!

charavsfrisk 11 years ago

Boom ima help the creepy pastas then have a katana

Samuel M Evans 13 years ago

Steal fish from other birds and be like "CACAW"

vilkle 10 years ago

Rude...

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TheDoctor4107 11 years ago

FLIGHT TRAINING MONTAGE!

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago

I NEED A HERO! HES GOT TO BE STRONG AND HES GOT TO BE READY TO FIGHT! I NEED A HERO! DOO DOO DOO DOOOO AHHH AHHH!

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago

you can grow metal gun wings and be a total badass even when you ARENT flying

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago

TURN INTO A FIGHTER JET

TeamAwesomeness 7 years ago

Depends. Are they fairy wings?

MelonHamster 11 years ago

#PrettyAngelOutiftFTW I mean, just find a very skilled tailor

awesome 2275 11 years ago

I bet there's just that one fat guy just like "so I can finally go as fast as my friends can walk?"

KaylaStilinski 10 years ago

Me...

Madzk 9 years ago

Dude I want new clothes anyway this is awesome you can train and pretend to be a superhero and then go steal peoples food like a seagul

C 9 years ago

1. Learn how to sew 2. Undergo extensive speed training 3. sew costume 4. Wait for powers to reach full extent 5. Become world"s first real life superhero

Themauf 7 years ago

Birds can fly but they aren't superheroes

EvanMcgraw 9 years ago

It says that the wings start out small. So we can assume that they grow stronger and larger over time

Cake Holder 13 years ago

Fuck clothes; I'm going topless

Plasmapea12312 8 years ago

What if ur a gurl

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vicatoren 9 years ago

I have nothing againts a good workout

TimeGoat 9 years ago

I'll just wait until they"re stronger and watch tv or something

ATSLoopholes 9 years ago

Wait idea flight lessons

Themauf 7 years ago

From who?

ATSLoopholes 9 years ago

Can't think of a loophole. Sorry guys..

ASKgamer1 9 years ago

Don't fly for a while. Fly when you"re good to go.

RazorSB 10 years ago

Fold your wings idiots

Glenn_the_dragoon 10 years ago

I see no downside. I mean natural wings are awesome and it makes sense for them to start off weak especially if you get that kind of flying speed.

Timelypat 10 years ago

They "start out" very weak. Meaning they get stronger over time.

kurisu7885 10 years ago

They start out very weak, meaning they get stronger.

Kri.oxy 10 years ago

They start out, so that means they get stronger right?

razorsimon 10 years ago

um ok but then i can still fly and i can be angle from xmen

Floofula 10 years ago

i'm game ;)

Fallon758 10 years ago

Not much of a downside, really.

Rayomax33 10 years ago

Perfect, now I just need a sword and my dream came true

CCthecat 10 years ago

Yay wings!!!...wait a minute, what abput hoodies...OH YEAH! What about u grow wings that appear and disappear at ur own choosing?! U only need to cut SOME clothes for that!!

Kyle Freeman 13 years ago

maximum ride

Truthless 8 years ago

100%

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Ethan Schroeder 13 years ago

I'd have dragon's wings.

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago

Why stop there? FULL DRAGON BODY!!!

TheButtonProducer 11 years ago

Lol What a bad one.

ScottishCookie 4 years ago

Imma steal fish from birds and sag "CAWCAW MOTHAFACKAS THIS FISH IS MINE"

FabUnicorn 11 years ago

So.. Scootaloo?

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago

what? the? Fuck? are? You? Doing? Here?

Seapony 9 years ago

So basically, "You grow wings."

Nicole Waraksa 13 years ago

IT STILL SAYS I CAN FLY. SO ITS WORTH IT. I CAN RUN PRETTY DAMM FAST ASWELL. AND WHO NEEDS SHIRTS NOW. JUST GET SOMETHING TO COVER UP MY CHEST AND IT WILL BE FINE BECAUSE I COULD FUCKING FLY