You get a 50% discount on all restaurants for the rest of your life and you don't need to tip
but
All food you eat will telepathically beg you to not eat it
I will not


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BrotherOats2 months ago
(Evil laughter)

BackAlleyBanger2 months ago
Screw you food, I'm eating you anyway *evil laugh*

ScheeleTheClownlast year
I feel morally obligated to tip so I’m out

qwerty45512 months ago
you don't NEED to tip but you can still tip if you want

Sidonius9 months ago
你求饶不等于我不可以吃你，不等式就是快

weneedtodiscussthebananapricelast year
we need to discuss the banana price

wang3 months ago
我可以不答应它

xiaohuang11 months ago
This may only benefit some people, and it's double the benefit

Arc0v03 months ago
not for restaurants, I cook by myself

Imspunchbob11 months ago
i dont listen to anyone anyway. no downside.

weneedtodiscussthebananapricelast year
WHAT THE FUCK IS A TIP!?!?!? 🇪🇺💶🇪🇺💶🇪🇺🇦🇩 🇦🇱🇦🇲🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇦🇹🇧🇦🇧🇪🇧🇬🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺RAAAAAAAAAAA!!!🇪🇺🇪🇺🇧🇾🇨🇭🇨🇾🇨🇿🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇩🇪🇩🇰🇪🇪🇪🇸🇫🇮🇬🇪🇬🇬🇬🇮🇬🇷🇭🇷🇭🇺🇮🇪🇮🇲🇮🇸🇮🇹🇯🇪🇱🇮🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇱🇹🇱🇺🇱🇻🇲🇨🇲🇩🇲🇪🇲...[Show full comment]

joaquin.coldwell838 months ago
Save money, live better

HEIB20 days ago
我是聋子

MaybeAFerretlast year
I <3 sharks and my wife
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