You get a 50% discount on all restaurants for the rest of your life and you don't need to tip
but
All food you eat will telepathically beg you to not eat it
I will not


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BrotherOats last year
(Evil laughter)

kewlabrine 8 months ago
bwold owf ywou two awssume twhat swuch aw twhing wowuld awffect mwe

Sidonius 2 years ago
你求饶不等于我不可以吃你，不等式就是快

futao 2 months ago
666不早说
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BackAlleyBanger last year
Screw you food, I'm eating you anyway *evil laugh*

ScheeleTheClown 2 years ago
I feel morally obligated to tip so I’m out

qwerty455 2 years ago
you don't NEED to tip but you can still tip if you want

weneedtodiscussthebananaprice 2 years ago
we need to discuss the banana price

loopholefinder6372 last year
내 음식을 빨아먹어, 널 먹고 싶어

wang 2 years ago
我可以不答应它

futao 2 months ago
有道理

Zoopzorp 8 months ago
zeep zorp

ILOVEEATINGALLTHEYUMMYPIES last year
that makes it better

xiaohuang 2 years ago
This may only benefit some people, and it's double the benefit

schranZ 23 days ago
我只需要知道我吃的食物很好吃就行了

Jimmy_Lightning 11 months ago
Erm…I can talk to teh epic bacon??? Yes plz!!!!

Arc0v0 2 years ago
not for restaurants, I cook by myself

CitrusSunbather 7 months ago
I'll just ignore it.

Kimura last year
ok :)

Imspunchbob 2 years ago
i dont listen to anyone anyway. no downside.

weneedtodiscussthebananaprice 2 years ago
WHAT THE FUCK IS A TIP!?!?!? 🇪🇺💶🇪🇺💶🇪🇺🇦🇩 🇦🇱🇦🇲🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇦🇹🇧🇦🇧🇪🇧🇬🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺RAAAAAAAAAAA!!!🇪🇺🇪🇺🇧🇾🇨🇭🇨🇾🇨🇿🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇩🇪🇩🇰🇪🇪🇪🇸🇫🇮🇬🇪🇬🇬🇬🇮🇬🇷🇭🇷🇭🇺🇮🇪🇮🇲🇮🇸🇮🇹🇯🇪🇱🇮🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇱🇹🇱🇺🇱🇻🇲🇨🇲🇩🇲🇪🇲... [Show full comment]

Flowers. 6 months ago
I'll probably get used to it

Wilkinson last year
wow sm！

asyraf_414 8 months ago
the foods purpose (get eaten) must be fulfilled

miwijkowo 4 months ago
Veganism on hardcore mode

TheRealGlacadia last year
I eat food too fast to noticw

joaquin.coldwell83 2 years ago
Save money, live better

ScarletKing 8 months ago
sorry; but i chosed the infinite gamez😎😎

HEIB last year
我是聋子

LucidDreamEscape 3 months ago
Guys you just imagine that you are Hannibal LMAOOO

MaybeAFerret 2 years ago
I <3 sharks and my wife
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