You get a 50% discount on all restaurants for the rest of your life and you don't need to tip
but
All food you eat will telepathically beg you to not eat it
I will not


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BrotherOats14 days ago
(Evil laughter)

ScheeleTheClown11 months ago
I feel morally obligated to tip so Iโ€™m out

qwerty45510 months ago
you don't NEED to tip but you can still tip if you want

weneedtodiscussthebananaprice11 months ago
we need to discuss the banana price

Imspunchbob9 months ago
i dont listen to anyone anyway. no downside.

BackAlleyBanger20 days ago
Screw you food, I'm eating you anyway *evil laugh*

weneedtodiscussthebananaprice11 months ago
WHAT THE FUCK IS A TIP!?!?!? ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ’ถ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ’ถ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฉ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บRAAAAAAAAAAA!!!๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฒ...[Show full comment]

Sidonius7 months ago
ไฝ ๆฑ‚้ฅถไธ็ญ‰ไบŽๆˆ‘ไธๅฏไปฅๅƒไฝ ๏ผŒไธ็ญ‰ๅผๅฐฑๆ˜ฏๅฟซ

joaquin.coldwell837 months ago
Save money, live better

wang2 months ago
ๆˆ‘ๅฏไปฅไธ็ญ”ๅบ”ๅฎƒ

xiaohuang9 months ago
This may only benefit some people, and it's double the benefit

Arc0v0last month
not for restaurants, I cook by myself

MaybeAFerret11 months ago
I <3 sharks and my wife
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