Will You Press The Button?

you meet and marry the woman/man of your dreams

but

you die after having intercourse

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beatles148 years ago

Aromantic asexual ðŸ˜‘

billbillerson6 years ago

No one asked for your input, dunce

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KayleighMcVey6 years ago

asexuals will become immortal so that"s cool

billbillerson6 years ago

Shut the fuck up you fucking piece of shit

abcedarian7 years ago

*asexual laughter*

fitetoon8 years ago

Aro/ace ftw

ScottietheWolf9 years ago

I'm asexual anyways. XD

billbillerson6 years ago

No one gives a shit...

TeddyBear9 years ago

I'm asexual, and the woman of my dreams would be asexual, too.

billbillerson6 years ago

Here"s an interesting little tidbit of information. No one cares about your stupidity

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SAKO4444GODZ7 years ago

doesn't matter had sex

Chiara Searle11 years ago

It doesn't say how long after! Just that you die at SOME POINT after. Where's the downside? :P

The_Plague4 years ago

I think it means instant death

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le_lonely_loser6 years ago

IM ASEXUAL HA >:D this is my chance to bring L for death note to life :,0

Z0m41e6 years ago

Bill fuck you

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TundrumMax7 years ago

I found a loophole, this means that me and my lover can live forever, and if we ever die, we die after having sex, so its fine!

Watermelonman6 years ago

Wrong. It doesn't say anything about you not being able to die until that.

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Redbuck17 years ago

Does that make me a salmon?

Watermelonman6 years ago

No, a male bee

Lost pause fan8 years ago

Anal?

Alistair Ball11 years ago

Praying mantis style!

KaynanK8 years ago

46 years ago (jan 1970) is date zero in the system computers generally use to store dates. Probably just a glitch that set the date to zero.

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Joree Rising11 years ago

Stay pure and never have it.

TuxTeal64511 months ago

Fuck off bill

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crazygurl338 years ago

dude. i would love to meet the guy of my dreams (aka my crush) but i am not dieing for it

Skozlos5 years ago

Uhmm

Sarah Morgan11 years ago

Just never have sex. Simple

Freeyehaz 8 years ago

What's the point

Elish6 years ago

[Asexual laughs in the distance]

Z0m41e6 years ago

bill, fuck you.

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kster488 years ago

Intercourse means penis in vagina, answer to the problem is just have anal sex only. And if u want kids, then u adopt

thor14589 years ago

I meet the half woman half man of my dreams O.o ... No thank you... I think that's a nightmare

Rayray227 years ago

you dont have to have sex to love someone

asome8 years ago

just don't have sex

Funtime_Foxy_YT2 years ago

Already died

Jessica Dean11 years ago

Solution: Don't have intercourse.

delliselled6 years ago

What"s intercourse?

Mihaahim4 years ago

Sex

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YSMQTHLQYH8 years ago

i get to this button like 5 times

crazygurl338 years ago

dude. i would love to meet the guy of my dreams (aka my crush) but i am not dieing for it

speedwagooon8 years ago

King Louis 16th

Just A Drunk Lad 9359 years ago

I always be a virgin

GriffinBowes7 years ago

Don't have intercourse

EmmaPetch10 years ago

Intercourse means vaginal sex, so you could still do oral

yohanesdevil7 years ago

just don't have intercourse lol there are other ways to have sex if you must

Pinkflap978 years ago

She can still give me oral sex so like, no problem here???

crazygurl338 years ago

dude. i would love to meet the guy of my dreams (aka my crush) but i am not dieing for it

UnseenCapybara5 years ago

That means I die having sex. Later virgins 😎✌🏼

Tasch Aimsley11 years ago

Foreplay it is then.

No_Life_King426 years ago

Didn't say anything about blowjobs, anal, ect.... I see no major downside here.

Totyjoe8 years ago

Doesn't matter had sex

Atomicman9607 years ago

Dont care, had sex

coolcatfuturecat8 years ago

Ewwwwwwwwww no

memes memes everywhere9 years ago

I don't dream + im acesectual

TuxTeal64511 months ago

Fuck you bill

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Alpha1108 years ago

Has the creator ever heard of adoption

BGSDilemma8 years ago

*have you ever heard about sex?

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bilboyou22 years ago

my two top wish"s

Megalodonslava6 years ago

Lol no

Allison Kay11 years ago

Not a huge loss lol

Gay_pinecone8 years ago

FINALLY ITS FOR ALL GENSERS AND NOT JUST THE THURSTY STRAIGHT GUYS

crazygurl338 years ago

dude. i would love to meet the guy of my dreams (aka my crush) but i am not dieing for it

Jeffe_M.8 years ago

story of every married person ever..

Fangirl7809 years ago

@taozi that comment XD

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