You become the next Jesus and can cure the world of most of its problems.
but
You will get persecuted, tortured and killed by Jews (Embarrassing)
I will not


SF1NX CZ8 years ago
Just bring Hitler back to life, he will take care of that problem.

FlyingStars_2 months ago
Nice one
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Magickat8 years ago
I love Jesus and I'd like to help the world, buuutt.... i'm only human.

Nosaj8 years ago
Right! The fact that Jesus is God is kind of a big detail.

skittleboy7 years ago
that"s racist

sovietchicken7 years ago
Hey you want to hear a secret (jesus was Jewish)

TerensuhackerX8 years ago
You motherfucker how dare you describe the death of Jesus as'Embarrassing' !

Panko12last year
Maybe humiliating is a more appropriate word as death on a cross was described as a humiliating death in the Bible
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DontPressButton7 years ago
Well, Jesus was never embarrassed, and he did die on the cross for our sins, and he did come back from the dead.

AF6 years ago
@LEGOsrs7 Harry didn't die. He was just unconscious about half a second.
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Darkiplier6668 years ago
Hell NO! Fuck that! I'm not pressing that button! Never in a million years!

IsThisOriginal5 years ago
Same

Natanm16 years ago
I'm doing the right thing, who cares if I die

God7076 years ago
Jews arent like that! T_T They wont kill such a great person!

Agnes Stöhr11 years ago
FUCK YOU to the one who came up with this. YOU FUCKING ANTISEMITIST, I wish you the world's worst. Seriously.

Emerald_Timelast year
Yeah, Seriously.
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BunnyLoverGirl7 years ago
It"s worth it. 🙏🏼

ASAEDRIS7 years ago
you cant go off and make fun of the bible like that! you know what... im done with this site for a day

jkmc12057 years ago
Do I come back to life?

Karis7 years ago
Whatever, I pushed the button. I don't care if I'm prosecuted by jews or by romans, like the original Jesus.

Triggeredhawkmemes8 years ago
GOD DAMN JEWS

ib8u8 years ago
Call Hitler

Cheshire shadow8 years ago
there is only 1 son of the most high God;Christ Jesus king of king,lord of lords.

LedgendaryDoge8 years ago
i'd sacrifice. lol.

Smexyunicorn8 years ago
That With the jewishthing is just mean .-.

VelocityRaptor288 years ago
so basically repeat history with the first one then?

ProStudios8 years ago
What if I cure the Jews....?

Zion Burns 8 years ago
That's what jesus did and they still betrayed him, called him names and tried to stone him according to the new testament

Jake Delano11 years ago
I'll gladly put myself in harm for the greater good of others :)

Jonnytilson7 years ago
Shut up nerd
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Shane Levesque11 years ago
Jesus was Jewish

AF6 years ago
@HufflepuffsArePartivularyGoodFinders I live in Israel and most of us are white. Israel isn't that close to the equator.
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Rachael Snider11 years ago
Pssst. It was the Romans who crucified Jesus. And since it was what He was meant to do anyway, it's sort of a moot point.

Mikeymorphine928 years ago
I thought the Romans were suppose to do it, then chickened out so the Jews ended up killing him
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Qui11iam9 years ago
@Risk so was Jesus

JanelMalimban7 years ago
WHO WOULD BE DUMB ENOUGH TO KILL JESUS.....AGAIN

aseetpat7 years ago
This is pretty anti-Semitic. I'm just saying.

Ghopher18 years ago
You know just because i got tortured and killed by the Jews doesn't mean that i become a laughing stock i served the world i made things better and i hope the person who made this get's what's coming to them

Anonumous6 years ago
U jewish?

Lorange72 years ago
If your jesus the. Just send them to hell

Dinothesaurus8 years ago
I don't like that it has to be Jews, why can't it just be a religious group or something like that?

Titouan7 years ago
Some people amie already press the bouton

ForYouMyWolfMoon8 years ago
this is..quite offensive..

toothlessrider4 years ago
My gay pagan ass says nah, I'll pass.

FatSasquatch9 years ago
I would risk my life for others.

Kevin0098 years ago
Wow when I go to prison I'm Jesus I'm magic so I can break the jail doors and say jail-louse

Risk9 years ago
I am a jew, plus I'd rather not be someone else entirely :T

Reichsführer7 years ago
Cure the world from JUDEN and commies. It'll be a sacrifice, almost like the 1940s

LoopHoleAnswersBOI7 years ago
very funny troll

Jon White11 years ago
it was something that was planned...not embarrassing

Volte2 years ago
Embarrassing?

GodDammitBilly8 years ago
Noone can prove either side wrong its a perminate stale mate so we NEED a tie breaker

Ifredward7 years ago
I'm Christian and I was taught not to even attempt to be like God so no

kizzy cupcake 9 years ago
Why would god not be real? WHY? yeah an aside made this comment. Plus, god doesn't have to be real for this.

Stoodley7 years ago
That"s really racists. As well that was offensive.

ejbadger9 years ago
just run the fuck away

ale_jk8 years ago
fuck you and problem,i can live

A22h013 8 years ago
I am my name

Apollo9242 years ago
I mean if Jesus god how will I die. I immortal so I won’t die by those Jewish murders.

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