You invent the funniest joke in the world and it always makes you laugh.
but
You can never tell it to anyone else.
I will not


TrueComment2 months ago
A quick Google search tells me that "telling" does not include performing sign language as part of its definition, for whatever reason.

pengie92908 years ago
...So basically my sense of humor remains unchanged?

Vortex12126 years ago
I got that one though (i snickered)

ANoob7 years ago
Tell? Like speaking? K, just write it down to some people and tell them to say the joke to other people :D

Skull4ever7 years ago
Write it into convinient place and sign it ;)

Schplexus3 years ago
Der Mann zwei Pandas plitsch platsch dreizehn Sand Augen zu bumm. (The man two pandas "plitsch platsch" thirteen sand close the eyes boom.)

Babes7 years ago
I'll just be that person in the corner laughing to themselves

Jason Cee11 years ago
I'm at a funeral then start thinking about that joke and laugh my ass off

ArtPsycho8 years ago
that makes you a dumbass

VelocityRaptor288 years ago
there is no point to having a joke you cannot tell

Wiups4 years ago
Lets say youre really depressed and BOOM all of the sudden your laughing in tears
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Unknown--B37 years ago
U can't tell anyone, but u could text someone the joke...😐😐😐

Tony Feenin11 years ago
Write it down

Animelover1568 years ago
Ill post it
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loverofbidoofs7 years ago
What"s da point but its a rly good joke (better not be that pikachu buss one cuz I hate it WAIT? IT IS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

thelocalcannon7 years ago
write it down and record it then play it during a funeral to lighten the mood, but everyone dies because they can't breathe from laughing so hard

Killermania6668 years ago
You could write it down and mysteriously drop it on accedent.

the baws8 years ago
They dint say u can write it

Tuktu6 years ago
Whats the point im making a joke that you can never tell anyone

Glitterlolzz8 years ago
U text it

Ayyy8 years ago
There are so many loopholes.

qwertywarrior8 years ago
Why not free joke.

fansofpham9 years ago
why would i do that

KawaiiPrincess7 years ago
Write it down

Foff3 years ago
atleast i can laughat sth then

Erik Torres11 years ago
They never said you couldn't type or record yourself.

rozika118 years ago
bot i can write it XD

autocar668 years ago
Write it down

nima19908 years ago
So you point being...?????!!!!!!!!

Illuminatipotato6 years ago
Write it down.

SEJD8 years ago
I can always write it. XD

AssHar7 years ago
Screw everyone else.

AlexXYZ2228 years ago
I pressed a question that while you're reading someeone's mind, he would read yours. LOOPHOLES!!

Tom Bombadil9 years ago
Never says I can't write it in a book. $$$

[email protected]8 years ago
Jokes are supposed to be told to other people, not to just yourself.

PinkWiard7 years ago
I can't even tell jokes in the first place, and whats the point of making a joke if you can't tell it? You"d just remember it in horrible situations, (like your grandmas funeral) and laugh your butt off. And that would just look horrible!

SrCell8 years ago
What about writing it? :P

Plague4 years ago
Monty Python. nah

skye93058 years ago
If you create the funniest joke, make the second funniest joke

LunaticCultist6 years ago
Where is the point of a joke if y can't tell it to anyone?

Guy3232328 years ago
Penis

Avacado12347 years ago
Never said you couldn't write it

Imaunicornshh8 years ago
You can't tell but you can show

LogicWizard3148 years ago
Who's gonna stop me?

xXX_n00bslayer_XXx8 years ago
You can't TELL them but you can WRITE them

Oh_well3 years ago
Just post in on social media. No downside wse

Celeb1910 years ago
Nobody said anything about writing them down.

Motorhorn6 years ago
Internet

Zachary Seddon11 years ago
D

Prince Hans7 years ago
Write it down and show it to other people, and they can tell the rest. Loophole!

skulit8 years ago
you can wright it down for others to read

Intergalactic Man8 years ago
So let me get this straight, you create a joke, but you can't let anyone else hear it. That's just wrong. Don't you know laughter is the best medicine?!

Oggy8 years ago
I can write it.LOL

Little Miss Spiteful7 years ago
post it on a forum or something
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