Will You Press The Button?

ManMan07138 years ago

This is based off a really good short story. A soldier gives a family of three a monkeys paw that grants three wishes. He warns them not to ask for anything stupid. The man he gave it to asks for 200 euros to pay off his house. The monkey just shakes in hi...[Show full comment]

Amongus_ur_momlast year

no dont wish him alive wish his body to go to you then wish him alive darkstorm77

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oomgflyingsnow2 years ago

lovely

abhiswami20042 years ago

i shit you not i was reading the original story while this happened https://imgur.com/a/otVpPOw

Frankie Gerhardt11 years ago

But do the overly-complex wishes get GRANTED?

ThisIsMyPassword7 years ago

Yeah, probably

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xXEddsworldTrashXx7 years ago

Wasn't this a short story by Edgar Allen Po?

Calicokitty7 years ago

It"s better then that one xxholic episode where the monkey pew drives you insane and kills you.... I still have nightmares.

darkthederp8 years ago

so, I could bring any undertale character to life. but I get slapped? i'll take it. nobody says I cant get revenge.

Migdin17 years ago

AggelosGreece dont kill Undertale, just the horrible fans.

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RobinMeng6 years ago

...I remember the days is ELL class

TayTay266 years ago

Sounds complicated

HerdOfTurtles6 years ago

What?

Superkenny197 years ago

i wish for it to stay it leaves =D

ArgoSF7 years ago

Sounds fun

Catherine McGregor11 years ago

I'd just take the slap.

corrking8 years ago

me 2

JoeyDaKangaroo8 years ago

I can take a damn slap

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TotalWeirdo6 years ago

This is chainmail. Take your bullshit somewhere else!

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Chris Larson11 years ago

I'll call my lawyer

Migdin17 years ago

The lawyer hates you and only speaks bird. He has no arms and loves to eat people.

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Johanne Sebastien Bach11 years ago

This is actually based off of a good short story.

Victoria Plummer11 years ago

Simple, just make wishes where the ironic twist is benign! Like, say, wishing for the best new game console, and receiving an Xbox One... then you can just sell it and buy a PS3. :P

Alyssa Hayes11 years ago

how have 42% people not read this story; your wishes don't come true

sqsarrazine8 years ago

Technically they do come true. (Yes I have read the story), but there's a cost

Matthew Chan11 years ago

Monogatari. :)

Nanozec8 years ago

As long as i get my three black hearts...

Milkywae3 years ago

Have you ever heard the tragedy of darth plaqueis the wise

123nbahal7 years ago

It"s just a slap on the face, right? Unless the monkey has aids, take it.

queen of the jeffs8 years ago

my first wish is that i never get slapped in the face again.

Kirevaam8 years ago

I wish for omnipotence.

OctyFox8 years ago

I'll just say every wish non-complicated yet also literal. Is it really that hard?

Allwarden479 years ago

what if you understand the twist and embrace it?

Feralstar6 years ago

Well, if you wish for POKÉMON to be real, now ya just gotta be a Trainer. If ya wish for GRAVITY FALLS, ya gotta live with the anomalies. THERE IS NO DOWNSIDE FOR ME

Ezeron7 years ago

But monkeys have hands. Not paws.

Acting Bites8 years ago

Word words words Me: what the hay?

UncertainStingray5 years ago

*slap* ow! *slap* stop! *slap* (sigh)

NeatCrown9 years ago

Wish 1-I wish that I would not be hit by that wish granting thing. Wish 2-I Wish that all wishes wished would be granted as I intend. Wish 3-I wish for an unlimited amount of wishes.

FlameghostplayZ6 years ago

Nah I don't like that! Its so complicated And I don't like details

The Howling Wolf8 years ago

Well screw that!

Mr E10 years ago

It doesn't say the wise doesn't get granted

GGuy123458 years ago

Add that the paw can't slap you for making the over complicated wish.

Milkywae3 years ago

Have you heard the tragedy of darth plaqueis the wise

TobiasV7 years ago

True story

TotalWeirdo6 years ago

Wish for no wish rules, wish for infinite wishes, wish 25 quintillion dollars. Problem solved!

super soup8 years ago

I'd wish to taste good

SeabassJames7 years ago

A cannibal would eat you.

markthematey8 years ago

THIS IS FROM A BOOK I HAVE READ.

Mustachio1258 years ago

Take the slap.

Cakeman9 years ago

I AGREE TOM BOMBADIL

AceRiderYt6 years ago

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