Your celebrity crush falls in love with you, you both get married and live happily forever and ever in a huge mansion by the beach. Life is awesome, basically.
but
You are not allowed to divorce and/or leave them. Leaving them will cause immediate death. Suddenly, 20 years into your marriage, your spouse turns into a giant mutant spider, only hungry for your blood and fresh human flesh
I will not


Ray Marc8 years ago
Fuck this very much. I guess I would be widowed, Get It? :)

Echothekirby9537 years ago
Good job m8
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BrockScanlan7 years ago
I'll marry Justin Bieber than first step into the house bang he"s dead and now I have a free beach house

Der Deutsche7 years ago
Son, hand me the Shotgun... Your mom goes crazy

DrChicken7 years ago
Killing the spiders isn't divorce iunno...

stride13137 years ago
But what if my celebrity crush is the spider?

ShadowMarco7 years ago
let me guess... muffet? (cuz i have a crush on her too)

ShadowMarco7 years ago
HA!! jokes on you!!! i have a fetish on spiders!!!!

DragonEXE6 years ago
Have you watched monster musume, by any chance? Potentially the first spider waifu

anonymousish6 years ago
Joke"s on you, I don't have a celebrity crush.

SamanthaMattis6 years ago
Me either so ha

KayKayCool234 years ago
As long as I'm with Danny Devito, even as a giant murder bug, I'm happy.

Conner Wolf11 years ago
And that's why you murder them like you're fighting spiders in Skyrim

falcon_king33 years ago
not murder if they aint human anymore
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hinata-look-a-like8 years ago
So an anime?

Heyso6 years ago
I don’t get why you would want to die

Jamie Gilman-Lewis11 years ago
Well that escalated quickly...

Lonergirl177 years ago
True....
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KameronSnow6 years ago
Reading the upside: Okay! Awesome: Reading the first part of downside: Eh, not too bad. Reading the human eating spider bit: ......What the f***

jmw447 years ago
wait, since when is 20 years forever?

jkmc12057 years ago
What ideas went into this guys mind when he was making this? XD

ShadowTheRonin7 years ago
What if that"s your fetish? :I

EpicDragon68797 years ago
I don't have a celebrity crush, so if I press this button, nothing can happen.

Drawesomethewizard7 years ago
Same here

Crazysting8 years ago
Just trap it! Killing it would be evil.

Stephane Morin11 years ago
Who the fuck wrote this!?!?

Black_Xlast year
I feel I read too much into this.
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TheMagicalKiwi8 years ago
at the beginning: okay seems good, what's the downside? after I read it all: haha what

ZAMBIEBRUH8 years ago
I already found the love of my life soo no thanks

Samantha Parrish11 years ago
but if i live happily forever then wouldn't that mean that they don't turn into a spider. This contradicts itself

EmmaSlayton12177 years ago
FUCK UR RIGHT!!!!!😤😤😤😱

Aaron Keaveney11 years ago
thats still 20 years with ariana grande

Bulkyattorney 8 years ago
Just what I was thinkingy
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ThePaulDude8 years ago
Why not just kill them when they turn into a spider?

AshenShadow9 years ago
UNTIL DEATH DO US PART! OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!

TaylorFallon6 years ago
Um ima have to say no

TTT5008 years ago
It said live happy forever so the spider will make me happy apparently

Meghan Logan11 years ago
I dont see the problem here :/

maopie2 years ago
wtf op????

vonsilvo8 years ago
She'll get all the flesh she needs from clones of me.

NocturnalCro10 years ago
Death during sleep. Such a tragedy...

WhatsInAAName8 years ago
Only reason I did not press the button is because both me and my celebrity crush are happily married to people who will never turn into spiders. But If I know the imminent spider thing, I'll just keep a health amount of spider killer on hand. Problem sol...[Show full comment]

Memo24473 years ago
You Said divorce or leaving will kill me soooo I will just kill her when she turns into a spider.... Killing will make me a widower not divorced and since I have the money I will just buy a huge ass flame thrower drag her to outside and burn her into ashes

753867 years ago
Just kill "em once there a spider

hannahrugbygirl1668 years ago
What a twist (only robot chicken fans will understand)

TheDrawGame8 years ago
No downside

HEADS GROW BACK8 years ago
Twenty years is still a long time, also, Jennifer Lawrence is incapable of turning into a spider... I think.

RandomWand038 years ago
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BenEmanNikolai6 years ago
What if I love said mansion?

whovianlizard048 years ago
what is this!?

Leena Olen11 years ago
So I'll just kill them. Nothing forbids that...

Insira7 years ago
Simple, dont marry her

G BLACKSMOKE7 years ago
Hell to the no

DrSpacePotato8 years ago
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Robyn Night8 years ago
fuck you. :)

Sprazzal6 years ago
Well, I don’t have a celebrity crush so I don’t really know what to do here besides not press it

Infinite_Ch4os8 years ago
Kill them.

James Huckleberg11 years ago
Sounds fun

Alex1313128 years ago
life on beach is not perfect .... no game no life

Protania6 years ago
Bug Spray. Suck it.

Hatsune_Miku_Fan8 years ago
But Miku-Senpai
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