You will be able to fluently read write and speak in every language known to man
but
you will forever forget the language(s) you currently know, including your native tongue.
I will not


GangStalker694203 months ago
fuck your stupid ass button

Darkstar1009008 years ago
Just learn the languages you already know again

Freddys_superstar2 years ago
it says "currently" and "forever". so yes, you can relearn them.
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theghostofbuttonspast7 years ago
these questions have 2 many loophols.

benasourasrex7 years ago
I don't even know my native language XD

Migdin17 years ago
I dont want to write in danish and speak swedish!!! I need my Norwegian and English!!!!

Migdin15 years ago
Norway was the happiest some years ago, and still is one of the happiest countries on earth
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dearevanhansen6 years ago
If you are able to fluently read, write, and speak EVERY language known to man, then how do you forget the languages you currently know?

lol3313 years ago
yeah... ERROR DESTROYING UNIVERSE IN 3... 2... 1... WDFH&NEIhfuyenghyiuGE&GYEngf7ey7y37y---------

Spark Shark8 years ago
Ain't my language known to man? The dillema kinda contradicts itself.

Panifex6 years ago
If I knew you better I"d roast you by saying something like "No, your language is idiocy and you"re the only one who understands it" but I'm not that mean

seanawilliams16 years ago
I thought it said every language known to man which includes your native one. Oh well.

lol3313 years ago
yeah lol

Emily017 years ago
if you know every language known to man you will still know your own language if you re learn it............

Skullcrushergaming7 years ago
EVERY LANGUAGE EVERY.ALSO YOURS so yeah

junkbot7 years ago
Hell ya is dick a bug Bella can go suck Jonathans

cook1123656 years ago
Then just move to a diffrent place where they speak a different language

Losechester677 years ago
Wow I think that"s the first dilemma that is 50/50

Fangirl 1018 years ago
What about "All tounge" or something like that? It's when you can speak your native language, but everyone understands as if youre speaking their naitivd language? It IS known to man.

lh00008 years ago
then i can't read write and speak EVERY language fluently!

The Howling Wolf8 years ago
So...I can still speak it.

xinvlek8 years ago
Why are there so much of these contradicting scenarios?

Dogginie8 years ago
my native tongue is gibberish so

Ryan Gutzat11 years ago
Except that my languages are included in teh "every language known to man" bit. Did an alien write this?

RGPZ6 years ago
ppl can actually speak alien
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WarWay19413 years ago
I speak English, so that would mean I could use similar languages, such as Dutch, and others will still understand me half the time And depending on how far this goes, I could just use a direct denominator of English, whatever that might be, essentially creating a loophole

Hao8 years ago
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Reagan7207 years ago
There are so many types of English sooo

Megamegatron998 months ago
This dilemma, as others have already pointed out, is poorly thought out because it contradicts itself.

BBBAAACCCOOONNN7 years ago
49% are idiots

gamergirluwu3 years ago
theres a cheao code for it

ailan6 years ago
so i forgt english, german, spanish and french???

thegreatphobez8 years ago
am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed her ...[Show full comment]

CCthecat8 years ago
Say 'this is the only language I know' in Ainu (0 speakers left right now) just before pressing the button.

alyssaxd2 months ago
i mean sure ill just move to a new country lol, ill be fluent in every language other than 3, and 1 of them is very niche anyway, although one is English but whatever

Migdin17 years ago
I dont resly care about knowing languages.

PsychonautInTraining3 years ago
At least I get to speak Enchantment Table

oF0x6 years ago
If you speak every language fluently then how will you forget a language when you speak all languages...

TheHatter8 years ago
So I become SkullFace?

JonaKrasniqi7 years ago
second life lol

A FREAKING DUCK8 years ago
Learn it again...

Bloodgoodman665 months ago
Maybe write your button better I hate it when the buttons power and downside contradict each other it says I know every language known to man I can read right and speak it the downside is that I forget my current language and can't remember it but my curre...[Show full comment]

BBBAAACCCOOONNN7 years ago
Just speak American

cass93 years ago
noo my native tongue is my favorite 💖

thegreatphobez8 years ago
am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed her ...[Show full comment]

Captainlongbow6 years ago
... Do not stop reading this comment, click [show full comment] Almost there! You can do it ... I know where you sleep, muahahahaHAHAHA!

FoxyTheSilverFox2 months ago
Fuehfehfehfeh!!!

Migdin17 years ago
I only now NorwegianAlmostCombinedWithNorwegian2 and EnglishBrithishAmericanInOneLanguage bit i guess i can learn english and norwegian

lol3313 years ago
you will also know languages that are made for fun by some random guy

Numerosity3 years ago
*Loses the ability to speak English (US)* *Knows how to speak English (UK)* Checkmate

Denki__Kaminari4 years ago
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C7 years ago
Okay, forgetting Singaporean English now

Ratee5 months ago
Why are there so many of this exact same question?

Alice_The_Wherewolf3 years ago
every language including mine! loophole

lol3313 years ago
no it would destroy the universe if you press the button

nerdybucket7 years ago
I'll just learn old english

TheRealEpicKing8 years ago
Umm traneslater

nah_abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz4 days ago
bro swear alarm detecl
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