Will You Press The Button?

question-itHUN8 years ago

So if I kill someone and I say I killed he/she they don't believe in it.So many crimes what you can just do.

mickeyneedshelp6 years ago

"did you stab that guy 53 times in the chest?" me, covered in blood holding the knife "yes" "no you didn't, go home"

moeL3573R2 years ago

ima just write it down then

Anonymous Potato7 years ago

Me: Hey guys, 2+2=4 World: NO!!!

thericegamer7 years ago

Well, Fuck you world! Who cares what you think!

pengie92908 years ago

There's this thing called reverse psychology.

Dankumemu7 years ago

RICK SANCHEZ HERE I COME!

mickeyneedshelp6 years ago

...yes.

ham26297 years ago

*PLOT OF SHERLOCK*

Sageka7 years ago

I just hacked the Fbi. Got myself a new car. Yeh

NotTheProtagonistlast year

You do realize buttons don’t come true, right? …Wait. FBI OPEN UPPPP!!!

potatotehcow7 years ago

So I'll just become smart

AmazingDragons6 years ago

Teacher: Ok class, what’s 2 plus 2? Me: 4. Teacher: No way it is, it’s 22. Me: Really use the calculator. Teacher: Ok. Just watch and lear-oh. Me: Show me the answer Calculator: 4 Teacher: See it says 22. TWENTY TWO. I would like to see this happen t...[Show full comment]

Weirdo_artist6 years ago

Omg tell the truth and get away with stuff!!

Zacary8 years ago

"the earth is round" other person: "no its not"

Sarah Francis11 years ago

So i will become Sherlock

ArDeiLupi4 years ago

What, you egg? *he stabs him*

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WiseAaron7 years ago

This is already true

RSPS20037 years ago

I know who pressed the button.....Sherlock is that you???

Watermelonman7 years ago

So, no difference. (Im not the smartest, but ourdays, the internet seems to be so stupid...)

CaityDid7 years ago

You could actually write a pretty good book about this kind of thing

Fuckoff12348 years ago

This reminds me of Sherlock's fall

VelocityRaptor288 years ago

say the opposite so they will beleive the opposite of that which is what you want them to beleive

MiraniWolf8 years ago

I already have aspergers, a type of autism on the high functioning end of the scale, so I'm already one of the smartest people on earth. look up aspergers, numbnuts.

Jar_Jar_Binks6 years ago

High functioning Autistic. Socially awkward but smart so....

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Dragnett118 years ago

I'm batman

Jar_Jar_Binks6 years ago

Mesa Jar Jar Binks.

Zachary Kelly11 years ago

I will become a passive aggressive superhero called "Toldyousoman"

RosieTheCockatiellast year

OH NO, POLLUTION IS ATTACKING THE CITY, BUT HERE COMES TOLDYOUSOMAN! “I told you pollution is bad. City just gets destroyed

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Jacob Wright11 years ago

Well, you could always write or type everything out. Barring that, speak in opposites. Tell people you aren't the smartest person in the world, they won't believe you.

Pedro-Henrique3 years ago

"Raça absolura Além da onipotência Capaz de superar Uma forma suprema"

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Julie Damm11 years ago

So I'm the Doctor?

Watermelonman7 years ago

If nobody believes me... "Did you know that you do not need to drink poison?" "stop lying! *gulp gulp gulp*"

commentdebator8 years ago

FOR SCIENCE

Weirdo_artist6 years ago

You: I love you.... Love of your life: I don't believe you, you always lie, bye jerk You:*crying* WHY DID I PRESS THAT BUTTON??!!?

Khalifa153 years ago

GHIDORAH

Maggs8 years ago

But then it would be a waist

Lzke6 years ago

I shall become technically correct man

Giantelephantseal7 years ago

Me: You"re smart! Random person: No I'm stupid. Me: No, you"re smart. Random person: I don't believe you.

Takeo1418 years ago

Well then to bad for them

xXKelsieXx6 years ago

:0 BENEDICT SHERLOCK HOLMES CUMBERBATCH

Mr_Sprinkklzzzz8 years ago

I'm all ready extremlyn smart so who gives a shit]

Gamerhogplays7 months ago

I’d say the opposite of what would happen, for example, the world will end and I’ll say “the world isn’t ending”

WBGrock8 years ago

Sorry, don't want to be Mister Know It All

TeleZeW31rd0Cat6 years ago

I change my mind about not pressing I found a loophole Just say "I'm really dumb and nobody believes me!" Then everyone will believe I'm really smart and everyone believes me