Will You Press The Button?

tordsimp69 11 months ago

welp i guess I'm a communist dictator

Gammafox 11 years ago

If I end up ruling the world, this place would be pretty fucked up.

Evergreen1959 11 years ago

As if having the human race's expectations and future placed on your shoulders were a good thing.

12tearoldboy 6 years ago

Ikr

P7 10 years ago

Keep pressing it and postponing your death by 30 years everytime.... Thank you all... I know I'm a smartass genius.

HoppinAround 9 years ago

You Would have a negative lifespan still decreasing to the infinite

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Aiden Pierce 13 years ago

My expected lifespan is less than that. I would cause a paradox and either drop dead or rule the world forever.

EPICSEGWAYMAN 8 years ago

I think it means you age 30 years

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DestinedPenguin 11 years ago

Live your life short and awesome

Ducker 11 years ago

I won't get 50 cause i get to rule the world

AlexForslund 8 years ago

Well of i ess the ruler of the works i Wolf make me as live as a Ghost and Still have the power to Rule the world

200809714 8 years ago

I am ten years old I would instantly die

Koridon last year

I think it means you will be 40 then not your age gets subtracted.

Uzume-Tennoboushi 9 years ago

i dont want to live long anyway

TeamAwesomeness 9 years ago

your name fits with your icon.

Kaylan 10 years ago

When am older

Ninja_pig 10 years ago

My lifespan is about 1,000,000 years

mr neko man 10 years ago

why though it is not going to help anyone cause u fucking die REALLY early

Thundia 11 years ago

Your soul can rule on (possibly)

roflcopters 9 years ago

undertale anyone? (look at his image and his message)

Schwarzenegger 11 years ago

Lavavoal123 it's just a glitch. It was the same for me

DATDERPYDOG 11 years ago

What if I live to be 130

JosieM90 11 years ago

if i was 10 i would be 40

Lavacoal123 11 years ago

Aiden.... You made that comment 46 YEARS AGO? I think you are a master of the highest form of witchcraft.

Migdin1 10 years ago

Learn to press the REPLY button..

Assassith 11 years ago

force all the scientists in the world to make a potion for immortality

R2r 11 years ago

My lifetime is 130 years so....

Professor_Potato 11 years ago

And I rule the world fuck yeah!

mrobertson2k 5 years ago

i cliked it first you fuckin wild bitch

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Professor_Potato 11 years ago

Yes! Less time to suffer on this planet!

J.Silvers 11 years ago

I don't want to rule the world...

Isasidiesy 11 years ago

So u mean i would be hitler... HELL YES!!

spinosaurus_man 11 years ago

if it was the future and lifespans on a regular basis were 500 years, that would then mean that you would still have a long life, but if it was 200 years in the past a total lifespan of around 50-60 years old would then kill you.

roflcopters 9 years ago

confoosing

JacAuger 4 years ago

*pressing the button then dying immediately*

farehax 11 years ago

Get someone to press the button for you and after they die they leave everyting to you

1zombiekim 8 years ago

win-win

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Waifu kek 11 years ago

Why be alive when you can live

Seapony 9 years ago

Me ruling the world would be a terrible idea.

Radioactive Dinosaur 10 years ago

I'll make someone create a way for me to live a fuck lot more that 30 yrs would be nothin

ActualDaughterOfSatan 9 years ago

I'm not responsible enough to have my own house and look after myself (according to society) soooo.....

num1goonlord 2 years ago

more time to goobn.

Esteban Hegg 13 years ago

The legacy of my short life would be a better world for future people, or at least some funny years being a dictator c:

Veternum 6 years ago

Fuck. . .

abcx 10 years ago

I would have everything then, right? I could just live so incredibly healthy that I would usually live 110 years, so I'll live my normal lifespan.

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