Will You Press The Button?

TheThirteenthDoctor 9 years ago

B*tch, I'm not captain of this ship, I'm the f*cking queen.

Apemaster13 5 years ago

Ur gay

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AzraelAngel17 11 years ago

i don't want to be a pirate unless i am A SPACE PIRATE

Plucifer 10 years ago

Hey, Samus! We have a space pirate for you!!

Marie Horton 13 years ago

So I'm Jack Sparrow?

cybro974 5 years ago

You know his name is Captain Jack Sparrow he inherited the Black Pearl from his captain he also inherited the compass and then use that compass to sail right into a cave but at the last second turned so the people behind it would sail into it and then get cursed forever.

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Animegirlduh 10 years ago

Then what"s the hole point in being a pirate

Firedrago8604 6 years ago

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KittyBee 10 years ago

I don't want to be a pirate.... WAIT IF IM A PIRATE CAN I EAT CAKE ALL THE TIME????

alvahh 10 years ago

Jacksparrow? Hell yeah! *smashes the button*

Migdin1 10 years ago

What type of pirate the awesome old ones, or the pirates just stealing kidnaping and just are horrible people that exists today?

DukeofDumDum 8 years ago

The awesome old ones did much the same you know ...

charmanater 10 years ago

downside? you get to take the stuff and you dont have to steer a ship

Migdin1 10 years ago

Downside is that the police will take you and the rest of the pirates and put you in jail for a long time

iplaygames 11 years ago

Don't wanna be a pirate

Victor_Z_Awesome 11 years ago

LOL NUUUUUUPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lilmissv 11 years ago

Now this is just being shellfish.Lol

meta mama 11 years ago

Arrrr

Tickytickytango 6 years ago

I"d prefer it if people didn't know I was a criminal.

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UltimateDoge 9 years ago

Pirates are a democratic society

Roaryboy 11 years ago

So I become Mr. Gibbs?

BloodyMoron 11 years ago

But nobody said that i cannot be pirat general!

itsbessey 11 years ago

I'm still a badass pirate tho

Firetyper 11 years ago

Nah I wouldn't risk my life in a life of crime if I wasn't the boss. Go big or go home!

Robert Moses Hastings 13 years ago

Rogue pirate for hire!

spidi22245783 8 years ago

why does so many people want to be a pirate anyway?

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago

I pressed the button;Assassin's Creed IV;Black Flag has kind fucked with my head

Zoe Hines 11 years ago

I dont care!

WBGrock 11 years ago

The captain allways gets hanged anyway. they uasually let to crew off with prison time.

Aurora magi 11 years ago

loophole, i work alone. take that obama!!!

CallJGWentworth877cashnow 9 years ago

wHO SAID I WANTED TO BECOME CAPTAIN???? AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA *crying on the inside*

SBURBIAN 11 years ago

Be a space pirate. I could just go all Vriska in this shit and be like - YEAAAAAAAAA Sollux and karkat are my righthand men and I could rule

CaptainPervert 12 years ago

Man that is like the worst thing ever, I couldn't lose my rank as a captain.

Stealthfang270 10 years ago

Sonar sweep confirms no downside

JackBobHelpME 5 years ago

Im Luffy

Kazue 10 years ago

Underrated pirate

xXToxicJayXx 11 years ago

Woo yeah

PhineasJamesVinci 11 years ago

Jack Sparrow basically lol :)

Evan_Smith89 9 years ago

Why would you want to be a pirate?

21st Century Caveman 11 years ago

Woo! I'd work with my great(followed by many more greats) grandpa black beard!

SciArtHerp 9 years ago

SCREW IT!!!! FOXY WILL BE THA CAPTAIN!!!!

I Like Music 11 years ago

But Pirates are dumb.

WildKatGirl 10 years ago

Being a pirate would be crap.

qstro 11 years ago

I don't want to be a pirate in the first place.

Kennedy Carey 13 years ago

Pirates suck!

Trump no makeup 11 years ago

I sucked a lot of dick to het where I am today

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vorcazm 11 years ago

But jack sparrow is already captain...

xXCordelia_rulezzXx 8 years ago

I would never become a freaking pirate.

dragboyodoom 10 years ago

This would be a pretty difficult task to achieve though. You'd probably be first mate which is fine

Izzyb0415 9 years ago

It sucks to be a pirate for many reasons: 1. Lots of disease 2. Horrible living conditions/ horrible food 3.There weren't that many epic pirate battles!