Will You Press The Button?

TheThirteenthDoctor8 years ago

B*tch, I'm not captain of this ship, I'm the f*cking queen.

Apemaster133 years ago

Ur gay

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AzraelAngel179 years ago

i don't want to be a pirate unless i am A SPACE PIRATE

Plucifer8 years ago

Hey, Samus! We have a space pirate for you!!

Marie Horton12 years ago

So I'm Jack Sparrow?

cybro9744 years ago

You know his name is Captain Jack Sparrow he inherited the Black Pearl from his captain he also inherited the compass and then use that compass to sail right into a cave but at the last second turned so the people behind it would sail into it and then get cursed forever.

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Animegirlduh8 years ago

Then what"s the hole point in being a pirate

Firedrago86044 years ago

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KittyBee8 years ago

I don't want to be a pirate.... WAIT IF IM A PIRATE CAN I EAT CAKE ALL THE TIME????

alvahh8 years ago

Jacksparrow? Hell yeah! *smashes the button*

Migdin19 years ago

What type of pirate the awesome old ones, or the pirates just stealing kidnaping and just are horrible people that exists today?

DukeofDumDum7 years ago

The awesome old ones did much the same you know ...

charmanater9 years ago

downside? you get to take the stuff and you dont have to steer a ship

Migdin19 years ago

Downside is that the police will take you and the rest of the pirates and put you in jail for a long time

iplaygames9 years ago

Don't wanna be a pirate

Victor_Z_Awesome9 years ago

LOL NUUUUUUPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lilmissv9 years ago

Now this is just being shellfish.Lol

Tickytickytango4 years ago

I"d prefer it if people didn't know I was a criminal.

meta mama9 years ago

Arrrr

Roaryboy9 years ago

So I become Mr. Gibbs?

Samsonite999 years ago

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UltimateDoge7 years ago

Pirates are a democratic society

itsbessey10 years ago

I'm still a badass pirate tho

BloodyMoron9 years ago

But nobody said that i cannot be pirat general!

Firetyper 9 years ago

Nah I wouldn't risk my life in a life of crime if I wasn't the boss. Go big or go home!

Robert Moses Hastings12 years ago

Rogue pirate for hire!

Zoe Hines9 years ago

I dont care!

spidi222457837 years ago

why does so many people want to be a pirate anyway?

The Howling Wolf9 years ago

I pressed the button;Assassin's Creed IV;Black Flag has kind fucked with my head

Aurora magi9 years ago

loophole, i work alone. take that obama!!!

CallJGWentworth877cashnow7 years ago

wHO SAID I WANTED TO BECOME CAPTAIN???? AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA *crying on the inside*

WBGrock9 years ago

The captain allways gets hanged anyway. they uasually let to crew off with prison time.

Stealthfang2708 years ago

Sonar sweep confirms no downside

SBURBIAN9 years ago

Be a space pirate. I could just go all Vriska in this shit and be like - YEAAAAAAAAA Sollux and karkat are my righthand men and I could rule

CaptainPervert11 years ago

Man that is like the worst thing ever, I couldn't lose my rank as a captain.

xXToxicJayXx9 years ago

Woo yeah

JackBobHelpME3 years ago

Im Luffy

Kazue9 years ago

Underrated pirate

Evan_Smith897 years ago

Why would you want to be a pirate?

PhineasJamesVinci9 years ago

Jack Sparrow basically lol :)

I Like Music9 years ago

But Pirates are dumb.

21st Century Caveman9 years ago

Woo! I'd work with my great(followed by many more greats) grandpa black beard!

SciArtHerp8 years ago

SCREW IT!!!! FOXY WILL BE THA CAPTAIN!!!!

Kennedy Carey12 years ago

Pirates suck!

Trump no makeup9 years ago

I sucked a lot of dick to het where I am today

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WildKatGirl8 years ago

Being a pirate would be crap.

qstro9 years ago

I don't want to be a pirate in the first place.

dragboyodoom9 years ago

This would be a pretty difficult task to achieve though. You'd probably be first mate which is fine

vorcazm9 years ago

But jack sparrow is already captain...

xXCordelia_rulezzXx7 years ago

I would never become a freaking pirate.

Izzyb04157 years ago

It sucks to be a pirate for many reasons: 1. Lots of disease 2. Horrible living conditions/ horrible food 3.There weren't that many epic pirate battles!