Will You Press The Button?

Verysmartpersom5 months ago

Anything? steal an interdimensional portal and a genie lamp or smthn

megamanrules1239 years ago

i Shall steal schoolgirls virginities.

yassy2 years ago

OH!LOOK!A MAN!

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IamHot9 years ago

I would steal people's pencils at school because that is literally all i desire in life

ThatsInsane8 years ago

Lol, same

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Travis_8019 years ago

I will just steal my nightmares then -_-

Dannybionic3 years ago

Nightmare inception I like it

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McNuggets Suck9 years ago

Real master thieves don't sleep

Theherobrinerobot9 years ago

Hahaha :)

Cruel_Bacon3 years ago

i have horrible nightmares no matter what

Exotic-Butters8 years ago

I steal pocket knives and swiss army knives for no reason. I do it so often that it is a hobby.

GangsternauwL8 years ago

"dreaming of people taking their stolen stuff back" "NOOOOOOOOOOO"

dankmemes1018 years ago

*dreaming* AHHH OH NO IT"S THAT PUPPY I STOLE FROM THE PET SHOP! HOW WILL I EVER LIVE WITH MYSELF! THIS IS VERY SCARY AND HAUNTING! yeah lol like I'm gonna have nightmares about stealing a dog -_-

_Blackout_2 years ago

Off topic, but heyyy another WOF fan :D

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EmilStvring7 years ago

NOOOOO they are taking the pie back NO NO NO NO!!!

Lootaboksi7 years ago

But if i never remenber my dream?

WoodStuff7 years ago

CAN, not must

Tufty8 years ago

What would I even steal?

Dannybionic3 years ago

I would steal the crown jewels and go down in history as the greatest master criminal to have ever lived, or I would, if they caught me, which they wouldnt, and all I have to deal with is a ""nightmare"" of the jewels being returned

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JordanHernandez8 years ago

I already have horrible nightmares

SpiderNan7 years ago

Steal people’s hearts

KaiTheCat9 years ago

*Steals Antisleep pills* *Becomes Robin Hood and steal from torch and give to poor*

thelichking9 years ago

Why steal from a torch all they have is fire

LittleG7 years ago

YEAH! Bring on the night!

JamesFilms7 years ago

There is no downside, you just have the option too do this. You don't have to use it ever if you chose not to...

oakraiders288 years ago

I already am a master thief

Loophole-alert8 years ago

When you wake up, the nightmare would be gone. Humans forget more than 90% of their dreams.

GalaxyTheAlien8 years ago

i wont be sleeping anytime soon hahahaa

lolkittty9 years ago

Can I steal hearts?

CarBitGTSaxen9 years ago

Meh... its just a nightmare.... it aint real

JoshuaRyanG9 years ago

Yea, Then u forget about nightmares when u have stuff

Pinkapop8 years ago

Seriously my nightmare was my dad ._.

The Nerdy Nerd9 years ago

I can steal Trump's wallet!!! O:

IrinNinjaFish9 years ago

Wait, I can steal someones heart

IrinNinjaFish9 years ago

OK

gbubs17 years ago

Wait... don't they need that?

Kamilla Erwin12 years ago

Does this mean you can literally steal people's clothes off them like in Skyrim

yeshasaccepted4 years ago

Give them back bro

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TitaniaTheRam9 years ago

I'm gonna click it... but only because persona 5

Chase Wolfey Gray12 years ago

Nightmares are just fun dreams.

Kittenlover1018 years ago

No dur.

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Bryan Rowland12 years ago

i'm a master thief of legend. I steal your dreams. 3:)

Chinese potato9 years ago

Lucid dreamer I can control my dreams so yeah...

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