You are a master thief and can steal anything you want without getting caught
but
you will have horrible nightmares of everyone you steal from
I will not

megamanrules123 11 years ago
i Shall steal schoolgirls virginities.

AFAN1987 2 months ago
OH my
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IamHot 11 years ago
I would steal people's pencils at school because that is literally all i desire in life

ThatsInsane 9 years ago
Lol, same
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Verysmartpersom 2 years ago
Anything? steal an interdimensional portal and a genie lamp or smthn

Travis_801 11 years ago
I will just steal my nightmares then -_-

Dannybionic 4 years ago
Nightmare inception I like it
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McNuggets Suck 11 years ago
Real master thieves don't sleep

Theherobrinerobot 10 years ago
Hahaha :)

Exotic-Butters 9 years ago
I steal pocket knives and swiss army knives for no reason. I do it so often that it is a hobby.

GangsternauwL 9 years ago
"dreaming of people taking their stolen stuff back" "NOOOOOOOOOOO"

dankmemes101 9 years ago
*dreaming* AHHH OH NO IT"S THAT PUPPY I STOLE FROM THE PET SHOP! HOW WILL I EVER LIVE WITH MYSELF! THIS IS VERY SCARY AND HAUNTING! yeah lol like I'm gonna have nightmares about stealing a dog -_-

_Blackout_ 4 years ago
Off topic, but heyyy another WOF fan :D
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Cruel_Bacon 4 years ago
i have horrible nightmares no matter what

EmilStvring 8 years ago
NOOOOO they are taking the pie back NO NO NO NO!!!

Lootaboksi 8 years ago
But if i never remenber my dream?

WoodStuff 8 years ago
CAN, not must

Tufty 9 years ago
What would I even steal?

Dannybionic 4 years ago
I would steal the crown jewels and go down in history as the greatest master criminal to have ever lived, or I would, if they caught me, which they wouldnt, and all I have to deal with is a ""nightmare"" of the jewels being returned
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JordanHernandez 10 years ago
I already have horrible nightmares

KaiTheCat 10 years ago
*Steals Antisleep pills* *Becomes Robin Hood and steal from torch and give to poor*

thelichking 10 years ago
Why steal from a torch all they have is fire

SpiderNan 8 years ago
Steal people’s hearts

LittleG 9 years ago
YEAH! Bring on the night!

JamesFilms 9 years ago
There is no downside, you just have the option too do this. You don't have to use it ever if you chose not to...

oakraiders28 9 years ago
I already am a master thief

Loophole-alert 9 years ago
When you wake up, the nightmare would be gone. Humans forget more than 90% of their dreams.

GalaxyTheAlien 10 years ago
i wont be sleeping anytime soon hahahaa

lolkittty 10 years ago
Can I steal hearts?

CarBitGTSaxen 11 years ago
Meh... its just a nightmare.... it aint real

JoshuaRyanG 11 years ago
Yea, Then u forget about nightmares when u have stuff

Pinkapop 9 years ago
Seriously my nightmare was my dad ._.

Kamilla Erwin 13 years ago
Does this mean you can literally steal people's clothes off them like in Skyrim

yeshasaccepted 5 years ago
Give them back bro
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The Nerdy Nerd 10 years ago
I can steal Trump's wallet!!! O:

IrinNinjaFish 10 years ago
Wait, I can steal someones heart

IrinNinjaFish 10 years ago
OK

gbubs1 8 years ago
Wait... don't they need that?

TitaniaTheRam 11 years ago
I'm gonna click it... but only because persona 5

Chase Wolfey Gray 13 years ago
Nightmares are just fun dreams.

Kittenlover101 10 years ago
No dur.
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Bryan Rowland 13 years ago
i'm a master thief of legend. I steal your dreams. 3:)

AidenInskeep 10 years ago
Ill steal my nightmares and normal dreams so i have only good dreams

Lobomalo12 11 years ago
I only get nightmares

Lesley_Zore 6 years ago
better than the nightmares i have now

sigr0857 11 years ago
i forget my dreams/nightmares in an instant so it won't really matter

Chinese potato 11 years ago
Lucid dreamer I can control my dreams so yeah...

MirrorMaruCat 11 years ago
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PokeD 11 years ago
Its Just A Nightmare Its Not Like Its Gonna Kill You

dedirake 6 years ago
Pffft just nightmare?? I could deal with it!

Netanel Mullokandov 13 years ago
"oh mister you stole my quadrillion dollars why" "for the lols"

Watermelonman 10 years ago
I can doesnt mean i do.

miarcarter 8 years ago
No cause I'm not a thrif

Marcus Merritt 13 years ago
Hooray for insomnia!

Hericidal 11 years ago
I already have nightmares every night

odzoli 11 years ago
i steal some potion so i dont need to sleep

SuperKael 11 years ago
still no downside, I can always choose not to steal things.

THE-BEAST 9 years ago
Going against God***

Shadowdoesgaming 12 years ago
Gamers have better control of their dreams and since i am a gamer and i am a theif so i can get cool gaming stuff with no bedtime so BOOM!

TheGamingT.rex 11 years ago
they're only nightmares

ThanatosDelta 10 years ago
I wouldn't steal from specific people.
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