I steal pocket knives and swiss army knives for no reason. I do it so often that it is a hobby.
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GangsternauwL8 years ago
"dreaming of people taking their stolen stuff back" "NOOOOOOOOOOO"
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dankmemes1018 years ago
*dreaming* AHHH OH NO IT"S THAT PUPPY I STOLE FROM THE PET SHOP! HOW WILL I EVER LIVE WITH MYSELF! THIS IS VERY SCARY AND HAUNTING! yeah lol like I'm gonna have nightmares about stealing a dog -_-
NOOOOO they are taking the pie back NO NO NO NO!!!
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Lootaboksi7 years ago
But if i never remenber my dream?
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WoodStuff7 years ago
CAN, not must
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Tufty8 years ago
What would I even steal?
Dannybionic3 years ago
I would steal the crown jewels and go down in history as the greatest master criminal to have ever lived, or I would, if they caught me, which they wouldnt, and all I have to deal with is a ""nightmare"" of the jewels being returned
i'm a master thief of legend. I steal your dreams. 3:)
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Garan9 years ago
I would steel if I like really like what someone has I would steel it so i would say like yes I think
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Troldestroyer10 years ago
lol easey
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ThatAnnoyingNerd7 years ago
Think Ima pass
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vincentdu1510 years ago
SLEEPING IS FOR WEAK PEOPLE ! DO LIKE ME ! DRINK LOT OF COFFEE !
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Xboxer3604469 years ago
i am already a thief
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JadeLaser4 years ago
*doesnt sleep*
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AidenInskeep9 years ago
Ill steal my nightmares and normal dreams so i have only good dreams
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Lobomalo129 years ago
I only get nightmares
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Lesley_Zore5 years ago
better than the nightmares i have now
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sigr085710 years ago
i forget my dreams/nightmares in an instant so it won't really matter
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Chinese potato9 years ago
Lucid dreamer I can control my dreams so yeah...
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MirrorMaruCat10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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PokeD9 years ago
Its Just A Nightmare Its Not Like Its Gonna Kill You
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dedirake4 years ago
Pffft just nightmare?? I could deal with it!
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Netanel Mullokandov12 years ago
"oh mister you stole my quadrillion dollars why"
"for the lols"
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