I steal pocket knives and swiss army knives for no reason. I do it so often that it is a hobby.
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GangsternauwL9 years ago
"dreaming of people taking their stolen stuff back" "NOOOOOOOOOOO"
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dankmemes1019 years ago
*dreaming* AHHH OH NO IT"S THAT PUPPY I STOLE FROM THE PET SHOP! HOW WILL I EVER LIVE WITH MYSELF! THIS IS VERY SCARY AND HAUNTING! yeah lol like I'm gonna have nightmares about stealing a dog -_-
NOOOOO they are taking the pie back NO NO NO NO!!!
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Lootaboksi8 years ago
But if i never remenber my dream?
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WoodStuff8 years ago
CAN, not must
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Tufty9 years ago
What would I even steal?
Dannybionic4 years ago
I would steal the crown jewels and go down in history as the greatest master criminal to have ever lived, or I would, if they caught me, which they wouldnt, and all I have to deal with is a ""nightmare"" of the jewels being returned
i'm a master thief of legend. I steal your dreams. 3:)
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AidenInskeep10 years ago
Ill steal my nightmares and normal dreams so i have only good dreams
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Lobomalo1211 years ago
I only get nightmares
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Lesley_Zore6 years ago
better than the nightmares i have now
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sigr085711 years ago
i forget my dreams/nightmares in an instant so it won't really matter
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Chinese potato11 years ago
Lucid dreamer I can control my dreams so yeah...
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MirrorMaruCat11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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PokeD11 years ago
Its Just A Nightmare Its Not Like Its Gonna Kill You
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dedirake6 years ago
Pffft just nightmare?? I could deal with it!
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Netanel Mullokandov13 years ago
"oh mister you stole my quadrillion dollars why"
"for the lols"
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Watermelonman10 years ago
I can doesnt mean i do.
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miarcarter8 years ago
No cause I'm not a thrif
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Marcus Merritt13 years ago
Hooray for insomnia!
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Hericidal11 years ago
I already have nightmares every night
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odzoli11 years ago
i steal some potion so i dont need to sleep
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SuperKael11 years ago
still no downside, I can always choose not to steal things.
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THE-BEAST9 years ago
Going against God***
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Shadowdoesgaming12 years ago
Gamers have better control of their dreams and since i am a gamer and i am a theif so i can get cool gaming stuff with no bedtime so BOOM!
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