Will You Press The Button?

$torm9 years ago

I SHALL CALL HIM GEORGE AND BUY HIM A FLAMETHROWER

UltraDudelast year

After 17 years we have a backstory for the TF2 Pyro

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anonimo127310 years ago

just swim in a volcano and the annoying man dies

ACTIONACE7 years ago

Nosaj, they said you"re always at a comfortable temperature, not you"re always comfortable with your temperature 👍

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SoullessPuppet8 years ago

The one word "annoying" makes me doubt following you is all he does.

Yukitai4 years ago

He sees you when you"re sleeping, he knows when you"re sh*tting, he knows who you f*ck, so it looks like you"re outta luck. Oh! You better watch out, you"d better whimper & hide, you better cower and throw away your pride, b"cos stalker man is coming... to watch you!!!

Marrow Mortimer DeadGlad12 years ago

I actually think having a man with a space heater following me around would be pretty funny. "Who's that?" "Oh that's my pet." Whenever I need to shower or fuck or change clothes just put a blanket over his head.

Alduin12954 years ago

Oh I see. You are a man of culture as well.

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Soaku9 years ago

WTF WHY ITS NEXT SUCH WEIRD DILLEMA.

Ultimatesacrifise10 years ago

It doesn't say you cant torture him

DataSora10 years ago

Dilemma? That's freaking hilarious! I always wanted a wacky sidekick! I'd name him..... Farnsworth!

Big_Smoke8 years ago

YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL! *whacks him because he is not immortal*

Cheri Li Van Zyl12 years ago

murder is a wonderful thing

theDeadpoool5 years ago

I like it.....you are a devil

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JoeSteelsun7 years ago

Hello Ninja Brian. It will always be a party of three :P

surdegdencoole8 years ago

why can't it be an annoying woman #stopdisrespectingwahmen

PseudoLukian10 years ago

Heh, this was funny!

Louie J. Batten12 years ago

If i'm always at a comfortable temperature surely the space heater won't do anything to me.

MatPatCat7 years ago

It"s what"s keeping you comfortable

Shotaboy9 years ago

why does he have a space heater???

lovesteakanda18 years ago

Well he would eventually die

Ninja1234567891O4 years ago

Alcohol

rc savage9 years ago

*gets a gun*THE END

Totyjoe9 years ago

So in total I have 4 feminists an overly attached Emma Watson and now an annoying space heater man following me around, this is fun

Mr.Rackles10 years ago

I LOVE SNOW, AND COLD

LaatDovahkiin7 years ago

Ahh time for my assassination skills. I'm glad I play Assassin"s Creed quite a bit now

Leafshade11 years ago

I'll stand with my back facing traffic.

yuphelloitsme8 years ago

Just like, how annoying? And in what way? If he"s just following me, not talking, it"s fine but if he"s like, actually talking? I'm not takiing the risk

Foooooooood!9 years ago

But Wait, What if the Annoying man is Hot, and has a some what great personality?

Foxybohv9 years ago

I can change "annoying man" to "lover" so easily if I chose

reludas10 years ago

Fuck her run away ðŸ˜œ

Artzyy9 years ago

This generation is messed up...

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meatloave22 days ago

He follows no closer than 82,000 yards

meatloave22 days ago

And when I'm standing at the south pole in Condition One weather wearing burmuda shorts , a tank top and flipflops with no socks , he will be freezing through and through while wishing like hell there was an outlet nearby for that stupid-ass space heater

StarTheVampire10 years ago

Just lock him out, get him arrested, or kill him..

AneurysmCake5 years ago

I feel like this is a reference to something but I have no idea and no one in the comments is saying anything

HowDareYou9 years ago

Space heaters don't work without electricity, so that wouldn't bother me. As long as he would exit the room while I'm having sex or pooping it's all gravy!

Toriel Dreemur9 years ago

I will just fucking kill him

asunayuki13 10 years ago

Get a restraining order on him

250401m9 years ago

You go to a high temperature and he'll hot so he stop following you

Ryn5018 years ago

I live in Singapore and we never have winter or ay other seasons and I quite like the warmth here so no change for me

lewis04283 years ago

temperature was never a problem... "the cold never bothered me anyway"

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

YAY A SIDEKICK!!!

gezora the squid10 years ago

Kill it with fire

Drewmazing9 years ago

A space heat huh. The fuck is that

Mr.Rackles10 years ago

I LOVE SNOW, AND COLD

Contrsss7 years ago

His name is George

Trizzyman14 11 years ago

If you're always at a comfortable temperature, then the guy doesn't affect you?

AlexTheFireLord8 years ago

Just shoot him...

Mooawvez9 years ago

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BetrayedBeast279 years ago

Just kamehameha him

MetaGiga10 years ago

Take the fun out of the seasons

Hyltran5 years ago

I don’t like annoying people. I hate them I will not press this button

Yukitai4 years ago

They wouldn't be annoying if you liked it.

RedGamer1239 years ago

i can kill that annoying man so get rekt you stupid answere

adam k10 years ago

whats a space heater?

pokepoke44567 years ago

Get a restraining order...

Pressing!9 years ago

What I fine feeling hopefully this man with a space heater go to hell and I will be so comport with miracle screw the man!#PressThatBotton

Jyminaurus9 years ago

If I was always at a comfortable temperature, I'm pretty sure Winter would never happen in my section of the world and it would always be like 73 Fahrenheit

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