You are always at a comfortable temperature
but
You are followed everywhere by an annoying man with a space heater
I will not

$torm 10 years ago
I SHALL CALL HIM GEORGE AND BUY HIM A FLAMETHROWER

UltraDude 2 years ago
After 17 years we have a backstory for the TF2 Pyro
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anonimo1273 11 years ago
just swim in a volcano and the annoying man dies

ACTIONACE 8 years ago
Nosaj, they said you"re always at a comfortable temperature, not you"re always comfortable with your temperature 👍
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SoullessPuppet 10 years ago
The one word "annoying" makes me doubt following you is all he does.

Yukitai 5 years ago
He sees you when you"re sleeping, he knows when you"re sh*tting, he knows who you f*ck, so it looks like you"re outta luck. Oh! You better watch out, you"d better whimper & hide, you better cower and throw away your pride, b"cos stalker man is coming... to watch you!!!

Marrow Mortimer DeadGlad 13 years ago
I actually think having a man with a space heater following me around would be pretty funny. "Who's that?" "Oh that's my pet." Whenever I need to shower or fuck or change clothes just put a blanket over his head.

Alduin1295 6 years ago
Oh I see. You are a man of culture as well.
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Soaku 10 years ago
WTF WHY ITS NEXT SUCH WEIRD DILLEMA.

Ultimatesacrifise 11 years ago
It doesn't say you cant torture him

DataSora 11 years ago
Dilemma? That's freaking hilarious! I always wanted a wacky sidekick! I'd name him..... Farnsworth!

Big_Smoke 9 years ago
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL! *whacks him because he is not immortal*

Cheri Li Van Zyl 13 years ago
murder is a wonderful thing

theDeadpoool 6 years ago
I like it.....you are a devil
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JoeSteelsun 9 years ago
Hello Ninja Brian. It will always be a party of three :P

surdegdencoole 9 years ago
why can't it be an annoying woman #stopdisrespectingwahmen

PseudoLukian 11 years ago
Heh, this was funny!

Louie J. Batten 13 years ago
If i'm always at a comfortable temperature surely the space heater won't do anything to me.

MatPatCat 9 years ago
It"s what"s keeping you comfortable

reludas 11 years ago
Fuck her run away 😜

Artzyy 11 years ago
This generation is messed up...
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meatloave last year
He follows no closer than 82,000 yards

meatloave last year
And when I'm standing at the south pole in Condition One weather wearing burmuda shorts , a tank top and flipflops with no socks , he will be freezing through and through while wishing like hell there was an outlet nearby for that stupid-ass space heater

Foxybohv 10 years ago
I can change "annoying man" to "lover" so easily if I chose

AneurysmCake 6 years ago
I feel like this is a reference to something but I have no idea and no one in the comments is saying anything

HowDareYou 10 years ago
Space heaters don't work without electricity, so that wouldn't bother me. As long as he would exit the room while I'm having sex or pooping it's all gravy!

StarTheVampire 11 years ago
Just lock him out, get him arrested, or kill him..

Toriel Dreemur 11 years ago
I will just fucking kill him

asunayuki13 11 years ago
Get a restraining order on him

Ryn501 9 years ago
I live in Singapore and we never have winter or ay other seasons and I quite like the warmth here so no change for me

250401m 11 years ago
You go to a high temperature and he'll hot so he stop following you

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
YAY A SIDEKICK!!!

gezora the squid 11 years ago
Kill it with fire

lewis0428 4 years ago
temperature was never a problem... "the cold never bothered me anyway"

Mr.Rackles 11 years ago
I LOVE SNOW, AND COLD

Contrsss 8 years ago
His name is George

Drewmazing 11 years ago
A space heat huh. The fuck is that

AlexTheFireLord 9 years ago
Just shoot him...

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Trizzyman14 12 years ago
If you're always at a comfortable temperature, then the guy doesn't affect you?

Rowbot5million 2 months ago
i shoot him

BetrayedBeast27 10 years ago
Just kamehameha him

Hyltran 6 years ago
I don’t like annoying people. I hate them I will not press this button

Yukitai 5 years ago
They wouldn't be annoying if you liked it.

RedGamer123 10 years ago
i can kill that annoying man so get rekt you stupid answere

MetaGiga 11 years ago
Take the fun out of the seasons

Pressing! 11 years ago
What I fine feeling hopefully this man with a space heater go to hell and I will be so comport with miracle screw the man!#PressThatBotton

adam k 11 years ago
whats a space heater?

pokepoke4456 9 years ago
Get a restraining order...

Jared Scarborough 13 years ago
I live in Florida, no need

Jyminaurus 11 years ago
If I was always at a comfortable temperature, I'm pretty sure Winter would never happen in my section of the world and it would always be like 73 Fahrenheit

TheRadiantDehd 10 years ago
I need an air conditioner or swamp cooler not a freakin space heater, I love the cold

gezora the squid 11 years ago
Kill it with fire

Tacos5800 4 years ago
I just get into a airplane then they wont allow him because I stole all his money to get the flight

fitetoon 11 years ago
I dont mind a bit of heat so sure

Pandaman_5 8 years ago
Arrest him for stocking you

tigerstar 11 years ago
Uhhhh

Orangegal 11 years ago
For people saying I live in a warm place. What if it is too warm. You would become cooler. It's not just of staying warm my gosh

RiderJarzen 9 years ago
I spy a man with a space heater...... oh, found it
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