You became rich
but
you die virgin
I will not


angry_dragon8 years ago
*asexuals laugh in the distance*

Verysmartpersom9 months ago
yes
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Mr.Sueppchen9 years ago
None dies virgin, life fucks everyone.

Ochako4 years ago
Except if you are asexual and / or aromantic
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dommy2469 years ago
prob die virgin anyways so jokes on u push the button

ThePaulDude9 years ago
Well, sex isn't everything.

OJTM68 years ago
Jokes on you. Now when im rich i can buy this website and remove the downside.

ThePaulDude7 years ago
Why just wipe out the downside when you can shut down the site entirely? It"s not like it"s worth anything.

Neagu Vlad12 years ago
1 "Nobody dies a virgin life fucks us all" Kurt Cobain 2 HORES

ClassicRockYES5 years ago
Kurt Cobain was a legend, R.I.P my friend
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TeddyBear8 years ago
I'm an asexual male 58-year-old virgin, and plan to remain a virgin anyway, so no loss.

thepotatotabber9 years ago
Forever alone

Iris_Dragonstar9 years ago
I'm sorry, but there's no real scientific proof that virginity exists. Virginity is literally a word that people made up so they could feel bad for not having sex. I mean, ya, virgin Mary, but she could have chosen to have sex! And I don't even believe in all that bible crap. I'm Atheist!

Destructer2463 years ago
That"s not even true...
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Josh Chaletzos12 years ago
probably going to die a virgin anyway

GLSTEBB8 years ago
😢
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Nonbinary_trash7 years ago
*laughs asexually*

StormyAnne8 years ago
But what if I'm not a virgin? Me and my hairbrush have a very active sexual relationship thank you very much.

SamuelSarver8 years ago
i have seen this question 5 times

Twilight8 years ago
I"d love to be rich and a virgin my whole life!!!

Twilight8 years ago
But I will NEVER DIE!!

Moony_haze8 years ago
My aro-ace ass over here laughing

EzBeThatPotterChick8 years ago
I don't need nobody but my books!

starstructive8 years ago
My asexual self is fine with this

DerpyKitten8 years ago
Fine with me.

StikFiggerGuy8 years ago
That"s fine with me!

TheCreeper2159 years ago
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Sean Ford12 years ago
If I'm rich I can afford a prostitute.

Z0m41e7 years ago
Hey there... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Manuel Alejandro Agudelo Velásquez12 years ago
i am not a virgin so fuck it.

read8 years ago
You can't die virgin if you already aren't a virgin.

Kevin Moubeche12 years ago
What if I'm not a virgin ?

FirecrackerGirl8 years ago
So I'll be rich and asexual, okay!

Ochako4 years ago
F*ck yes. I'm not even interested in a relationship

WhimsicalMagnus10 years ago
eh good thing there is porn and sex toys

Oddsout7 years ago
That desrimination sorry virgin people here guard virgin people for me 🕴🕴

anagramofmay11 years ago
JOKES ON YOU CAUSE IM ASEXUAL

taaantaaan9 years ago
What if you already fucked

QuinnAnn9 years ago
*Muffled Asexual laughter*

Acting Bites10 years ago
Became.. That grammar

Slasher240310 years ago
Dude seriously yous aint gotta correct peoples grammar

underfellsans959 years ago
EAT MEH SHIT

caiuswyvern3 years ago
if you"re not a virgin can you even press this one?

Peachparty10 years ago
that's what masturbation is for!

I_na7 years ago
boy

TheFrozenLombax10 years ago
Well, too late to die a virgin, but I can dye a virgin :D Eh? No? OK.

Rue-Lynn-159 years ago
If virgin means you haven't done something,(most common use of term being sex), then you could be a virgin to drugs (crystal meth, weed, ect.) So... *slowly pushes button*

rollier9 years ago
Well can't you, you know....... Get rich by your self?

Miyuka9 years ago
That's the easiest button press in the world for an asexual.

whoami10 years ago
I'm asexual.

Mytjojolast year
*laughs asexually*

Zuul2610 years ago
So a virgin dies, really work on you're grammar

Lena1213029 years ago
If u die a virgin u haven't because life fucked u in the ass

greatmindsince959 years ago
Lol I'll have a unlimited supply of klenixes bc I'm choking the chicken every night

DragonQueenz4 years ago
*ace snickering*

lukaszgier10 years ago
My anus will be safe for the rest of my life :D

CactusTree7 years ago
I'll never die fo" money

abby1495311 years ago
Of course I will because virgins never die

nieengel9 years ago
I want to die a virgin so only upsides for me. Also this protects you from getting raped

Star_killer9 years ago
Well im not a virgin so do i just become rich?
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