Will You Press The Button?

angry_dragon 9 years ago

*asexuals laugh in the distance*

Verysmartpersom 2 years ago

yes

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Mr.Sueppchen 11 years ago

None dies virgin, life fucks everyone.

Ochako 6 years ago

Except if you are asexual and / or aromantic

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dommy246 11 years ago

prob die virgin anyways so jokes on u push the button

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

Well, sex isn't everything.

Neagu Vlad 13 years ago

1 "Nobody dies a virgin life fucks us all" Kurt Cobain 2 HORES

ClassicRockYES 6 years ago

Kurt Cobain was a legend, R.I.P my friend

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OJTM6 9 years ago

Jokes on you. Now when im rich i can buy this website and remove the downside.

ThePaulDude 8 years ago

Why just wipe out the downside when you can shut down the site entirely? It"s not like it"s worth anything.

TeddyBear 10 years ago

I'm an asexual male 58-year-old virgin, and plan to remain a virgin anyway, so no loss.

Josh Chaletzos 13 years ago

probably going to die a virgin anyway

GLSTEBB 9 years ago

😢

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thepotatotabber 11 years ago

Forever alone

Iris_Dragonstar 11 years ago

I'm sorry, but there's no real scientific proof that virginity exists. Virginity is literally a word that people made up so they could feel bad for not having sex. I mean, ya, virgin Mary, but she could have chosen to have sex! And I don't even believe in all that bible crap. I'm Atheist!

Destructer246 4 years ago

That"s not even true...

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Nonbinary_trash 8 years ago

*laughs asexually*

StormyAnne 9 years ago

But what if I'm not a virgin? Me and my hairbrush have a very active sexual relationship thank you very much.

SamuelSarver 9 years ago

i have seen this question 5 times

Twilight 9 years ago

I"d love to be rich and a virgin my whole life!!!

Twilight 9 years ago

But I will NEVER DIE!!

Moony_haze 9 years ago

My aro-ace ass over here laughing

EzBeThatPotterChick 10 years ago

I don't need nobody but my books!

starstructive 10 years ago

My asexual self is fine with this

DerpyKitten 10 years ago

Fine with me.

StikFiggerGuy 10 years ago

That"s fine with me!

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Manuel Alejandro Agudelo VelÃ¡squez 13 years ago

i am not a virgin so fuck it.

read 9 years ago

You can't die virgin if you already aren't a virgin.

Sean Ford 13 years ago

If I'm rich I can afford a prostitute.

Z0m41e 8 years ago

Hey there... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Kevin Moubeche 13 years ago

What if I'm not a virgin ?

Calista 11 years ago

Asexuals win again.

Gladeon 5 years ago

OH HELL NOOOOO

FleurJolie 10 years ago

How do you move on to the next question if you don't wanna press the button?

Jaeger 11 years ago

im gonna die a virgin anyway, so what the hell

conan1412 12 years ago

#fap4life

luomin-chinese 2 months ago

那么我是男人呢

AwesomeKitteh12 11 years ago

I want to die happy and with my own kids

bigfatminer 10 years ago

but you could pay people to have sex with you. BAM

Paulo_G 11 years ago

well, i already lost my virginity so...

lewis0428 4 years ago

tough one

aroha 11 years ago

You have got to be kidding me.... 63% didn't push the button!? Is sex really that important? No.

Axelio Dalek 11 years ago

Get happily married, tell my wife I can't produce spermatozoïds to make a baby or even have sex. Boom.

fpkfepkf 6 years ago

Good, I don't want STDs.

sebbymoran 12 years ago

*asexuals laughing in the distance*

Roastingbitchessince1998 10 years ago

As says you die a virgin never says no sex in the afterlife

SolarLeonidas 9 years ago

Eu sou virgem por causa do signo.

Travden 12 years ago

But im not a virgin anymore...

Dandelion here 11 years ago

What's virgin?

AmazingMew 11 years ago

You never have sex

Swagraptor 10 years ago

Fuck that. GIANT FISHTANKS HERE I COME!!!!!

Rou 2 years ago

been single and virgin since I was born, whats more?

TheLegend 11 years ago

Sexbot. Keep your virginity.

Gansbar51 5 years ago

I'm gonna die being a virgin anyway

anonnymousefangirl 11 years ago

*asexual snickers*

pastelcaat 10 years ago

That already seems the route I'm going (besides being rich) so there is only a upside

batmanisme 11 years ago

Dude... This grammar though... *face palm*

Ambethia16 10 years ago

Guess what, people who pressed the button: Welcome to my life.

GrandalfMysterio 11 years ago

Im not a virgin anyways

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