Will You Press The Button?

angry_dragon8 years ago

*asexuals laugh in the distance*

Verysmartpersom8 months ago

yes

Load more replies

Mr.Sueppchen9 years ago

None dies virgin, life fucks everyone.

Ochako4 years ago

Except if you are asexual and / or aromantic

Load more replies

dommy2469 years ago

prob die virgin anyways so jokes on u push the button

ThePaulDude9 years ago

Well, sex isn't everything.

OJTM68 years ago

Jokes on you. Now when im rich i can buy this website and remove the downside.

ThePaulDude7 years ago

Why just wipe out the downside when you can shut down the site entirely? It"s not like it"s worth anything.

Neagu Vlad12 years ago

1 "Nobody dies a virgin life fucks us all" Kurt Cobain 2 HORES

ClassicRockYES5 years ago

Kurt Cobain was a legend, R.I.P my friend

Load more replies

TeddyBear8 years ago

I'm an asexual male 58-year-old virgin, and plan to remain a virgin anyway, so no loss.

thepotatotabber9 years ago

Forever alone

Iris_Dragonstar9 years ago

I'm sorry, but there's no real scientific proof that virginity exists. Virginity is literally a word that people made up so they could feel bad for not having sex. I mean, ya, virgin Mary, but she could have chosen to have sex! And I don't even believe in all that bible crap. I'm Atheist!

Destructer2463 years ago

That"s not even true...

Load more replies

Josh Chaletzos12 years ago

probably going to die a virgin anyway

GLSTEBB8 years ago

😢

Load more replies

Nonbinary_trash7 years ago

*laughs asexually*

StormyAnne8 years ago

But what if I'm not a virgin? Me and my hairbrush have a very active sexual relationship thank you very much.

SamuelSarver8 years ago

i have seen this question 5 times

Twilight8 years ago

I"d love to be rich and a virgin my whole life!!!

Twilight8 years ago

But I will NEVER DIE!!

Moony_haze8 years ago

My aro-ace ass over here laughing

EzBeThatPotterChick8 years ago

I don't need nobody but my books!

starstructive8 years ago

My asexual self is fine with this

DerpyKitten8 years ago

Fine with me.

StikFiggerGuy8 years ago

That"s fine with me!

TheCreeper2159 years ago

55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close you eyes ...[Show full comment]

Manuel Alejandro Agudelo VelÃ¡squez12 years ago

i am not a virgin so fuck it.

read8 years ago

You can't die virgin if you already aren't a virgin.

Sean Ford12 years ago

If I'm rich I can afford a prostitute.

Z0m41e7 years ago

Hey there... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Load more replies

Kevin Moubeche12 years ago

What if I'm not a virgin ?

bigfatminer9 years ago

but you could pay people to have sex with you. BAM

AwesomeKitteh129 years ago

I want to die happy and with my own kids

lewis04283 years ago

tough one

aroha10 years ago

You have got to be kidding me.... 63% didn't push the button!? Is sex really that important? No.

Paulo_G9 years ago

well, i already lost my virginity so...

Roastingbitchessince19988 years ago

As says you die a virgin never says no sex in the afterlife

Axelio Dalek9 years ago

Get happily married, tell my wife I can't produce spermatozoïds to make a baby or even have sex. Boom.

fpkfepkf4 years ago

Good, I don't want STDs.

sebbymoran10 years ago

*asexuals laughing in the distance*

Dandelion here9 years ago

What's virgin?

AmazingMew9 years ago

You never have sex

SolarLeonidas7 years ago

Eu sou virgem por causa do signo.

Travden11 years ago

But im not a virgin anymore...

Swagraptor9 years ago

Fuck that. GIANT FISHTANKS HERE I COME!!!!!

Rou3 months ago

been single and virgin since I was born, whats more?

TheLegend9 years ago

Sexbot. Keep your virginity.

batmanisme9 years ago

Dude... This grammar though... *face palm*

Gansbar514 years ago

I'm gonna die being a virgin anyway

anonnymousefangirl10 years ago

*asexual snickers*

pastelcaat8 years ago

That already seems the route I'm going (besides being rich) so there is only a upside

YenteCool7 years ago

I will be a virgin forever

Blahgirlson10 years ago

Time for adoption!

Ambethia169 years ago

Guess what, people who pressed the button: Welcome to my life.

GrandalfMysterio9 years ago

Im not a virgin anyways

Blondeferret9 years ago

If I was rich I would just reattach my Hyman right before I died

johnchi9 years ago

Well, at least I can be rich.

Sacha Mitsuko Marcus12 years ago

Ah the good life of a virgin, love it!

ScottishCookie2 years ago

Ahah yes!

Notifications

161 Comments

Login or register to comment