I'm an asexual male 58-year-old virgin, and plan to remain a virgin anyway, so no loss.
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thepotatotabber9 years ago
Forever alone
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Iris_Dragonstar9 years ago
I'm sorry, but there's no real scientific proof that virginity exists. Virginity is literally a word that people made up so they could feel bad for not having sex. I mean, ya, virgin Mary, but she could have chosen to have sex! And I don't even believe in all that bible crap. I'm Atheist!
But what if I'm not a virgin? Me and my hairbrush have a very active sexual relationship thank you very much.
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SamuelSarver8 years ago
i have seen this question 5 times
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Twilight8 years ago
I"d love to be rich and a virgin my whole life!!!
Twilight8 years ago
But I will NEVER DIE!!
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Moony_haze8 years ago
My aro-ace ass over here laughing
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EzBeThatPotterChick8 years ago
I don't need nobody but my books!
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starstructive8 years ago
My asexual self is fine with this
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DerpyKitten8 years ago
Fine with me.
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StikFiggerGuy8 years ago
That"s fine with me!
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TheCreeper2159 years ago
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if you"re not a virgin can you even press this one?
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Peachparty10 years ago
that's what masturbation is for!
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I_na7 years ago
boy
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TheFrozenLombax10 years ago
Well, too late to die a virgin, but I can dye a virgin :D Eh? No? OK.
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Rue-Lynn-159 years ago
If virgin means you haven't done something,(most common use of term being sex), then you could be a virgin to drugs (crystal meth, weed, ect.) So... *slowly pushes button*
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rollier9 years ago
Well can't you, you know....... Get rich by your self?
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Miyuka9 years ago
That's the easiest button press in the world for an asexual.
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whoami10 years ago
I'm asexual.
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Mytjojolast year
*laughs asexually*
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Zuul2610 years ago
So a virgin dies, really work on you're grammar
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Lena1213029 years ago
If u die a virgin u haven't because life fucked u in the ass
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greatmindsince959 years ago
Lol I'll have a unlimited supply of klenixes bc I'm choking the chicken every night
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DragonQueenz4 years ago
*ace snickering*
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lukaszgier10 years ago
My anus will be safe for the rest of my life :D
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CactusTree7 years ago
I'll never die fo" money
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abby1495311 years ago
Of course I will because virgins never die
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nieengel9 years ago
I want to die a virgin so only upsides for me.
Also this protects you from getting raped
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