You push the button and experience a state of pleasure, stimulation, bliss, excitement, and fulfillment hundreds of magnitudes greater than anything you will ever experience anywhere else in this universe & suffer no negative side effects.
but
You return to your normal life once you release the button and everything is a great disappointment now compared to the experience of pushing the button.
I will not


IAmHelloForU9 years ago
However, if you just hold the button you'll be joyful forever YAY

AvoKateO7 years ago
Just press it again.
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Gulali9 years ago
Just put something heavy on the button. And you'll enjoy your life

Chara_UT7 months ago
autoclicker
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Smithy_The_Button_Pusher8 years ago
If no negative side effects occur, then neither does the disappointment afterwards

CharlieGooberman8 years ago
INDEED!!!1!!!

dying-inside8 years ago
Nothing happened What a rip off

-----------8 years ago
Glues a rock on button

ThePaulDude7 years ago
Skip the glue & just use the rock.

Ekbekah7 years ago
Don’t do drugs kids

Anime_Pianist7 years ago
That amount of a drop could lead to depression.

TheSuperBlowerupper9 months ago
ah well screw it I already have it so *presses button*

ThePaulDude4 years ago
Women don't need this button for that, if you know what I mean.

ThePaulDude7 years ago
Use this one during sex.

LilyVine7 years ago
I already experience that every morning when i wake up from a dream where i get anything i want, or other good stuff. So, why not?

Timelypat8 years ago
I'll just reload the page thank you very much...

elena_mati168 years ago
I just put something heavy on the button, so I can be happy forever

levitheoreo9 years ago
I pushed the button I am sad now. Probly going to kill myself

mylee12347 years ago
SUICIDE RULES!! :D (I'm thinking of doing it after i said that..)
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firewaffle9 years ago
totaljerkface.com

ThePaulDude7 years ago
I'll just substitute the button for one where it stays pressed after I press it then I don't have to worry about not experiencing the upside.

HInteractive7 years ago
just put a brick on the button, i"m all set

TressabMae8 years ago
Alright,guys! There"s no negative effect or catch to being able to feel blissful, BUT.....here"s the catch.....

ImpossibleTonio8 years ago
Ever heard of duct tape?

Stonewolf178 years ago
If you press it then swipe of it stays pressed forever problem solved.

Migdin18 years ago
LIAR NOTHING HAPPENED!!!!

LoveTigers5569 years ago
*puts cinder block on button*

makitstop9 years ago
so basicly ilegal drugs cool its this is leagal so press

lisieuux9 years ago
damn, man, stop tempting my internalized feelings of worthlessness

IntroStealer9 years ago
Make the button portable and bring it everywhere

Anormalnoob5 years ago
Why not put a brick or rock on the button?

Brogamer089 years ago
You can just hold it forever

braydenisswag8 years ago
put a rock on it

SITHE11 months ago
Bring the button with me and feel supercalifragilisticexpialidocious forever

breezie5810 9 years ago
I'm tapping the button down.

Neptune0322074 years ago
Duck tape the button to your hand

brookiepoo1138 years ago
My button legit is stuck

Seshh8 years ago
Orgasm

HedgehogDean678 years ago
This is literally the reason people get addicted to drugs. They chase what their first high felt like.

craycrayaj9 years ago
My brain hurt with this 1

Sikz_6 years ago
It is drugs

GFcleverman9 years ago
Wait...It said no side effects. But...there's a disappointment side effect. LET GO AND U WON'T HAVE NO SIDE EFFECTS! YAY!

Raven13239 years ago
No side effects WHILE you push the button.

Zarokri7 years ago
Just post a comnent and then u can press as many times as you want

Ashtheleafeon8 years ago
Rip

Zormoe8 years ago
Was too lazy to read it so I just pressed yes

Clickoroni8 years ago
Pleasure and stimulation? WOULDNT THAT MAKE YOU CUM?0.o

Jensj4 years ago
hmm

NitroZombies9 years ago
Who the fuck wouldn't push it... No fuckin' downsides.

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QualityArsenic9 years ago
So basically the greatest orgasm ever.

Vinceforpresident7 years ago
Jokes on you I have a great life

Jaraskur8 years ago
Warning this button doesnt work

Tommy-Atkins8 years ago
I have bipolar so that"s gonna make it worse after disappointment.

Pepaa11 months ago
This is just drug addiction

12345678910123456789104 years ago
Just always have your phone on and put it in your pocket and you will always technically press it

Sho995 years ago
No drugs for me thank you

JohnnyCena8 years ago
Wait do you lose your virginity if you press the button and it feels good until you let go FUCK YEAHHHHHH
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