You push the button and experience a state of pleasure, stimulation, bliss, excitement, and fulfillment hundreds of magnitudes greater than anything you will ever experience anywhere else in this universe & suffer no negative side effects.
but
You return to your normal life once you release the button and everything is a great disappointment now compared to the experience of pushing the button.
I will not

IAmHelloForU 10 years ago
However, if you just hold the button you'll be joyful forever YAY

AvoKateO 8 years ago
Just press it again.
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Gulali 10 years ago
Just put something heavy on the button. And you'll enjoy your life

Chara_UT 2 years ago
autoclicker
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Smithy_The_Button_Pusher 9 years ago
If no negative side effects occur, then neither does the disappointment afterwards

CharlieGooberman 9 years ago
INDEED!!!1!!!

dying-inside 10 years ago
Nothing happened What a rip off

----------- 10 years ago
Glues a rock on button

ThePaulDude 8 years ago
Skip the glue & just use the rock.

Ekbekah 9 years ago
Don’t do drugs kids

Anime_Pianist 9 years ago
That amount of a drop could lead to depression.

TheSuperBlowerupper 2 years ago
ah well screw it I already have it so *presses button*

ThePaulDude 8 years ago
Use this one during sex.

ThePaulDude 6 years ago
Women don't need this button for that, if you know what I mean.

LilyVine 8 years ago
I already experience that every morning when i wake up from a dream where i get anything i want, or other good stuff. So, why not?

Timelypat 9 years ago
I'll just reload the page thank you very much...

elena_mati16 9 years ago
I just put something heavy on the button, so I can be happy forever

levitheoreo 10 years ago
I pushed the button I am sad now. Probly going to kill myself

mylee1234 8 years ago
SUICIDE RULES!! :D (I'm thinking of doing it after i said that..)
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firewaffle 11 years ago
totaljerkface.com

ThePaulDude 8 years ago
I'll just substitute the button for one where it stays pressed after I press it then I don't have to worry about not experiencing the upside.

HInteractive 8 years ago
just put a brick on the button, i"m all set

TressabMae 9 years ago
Alright,guys! There"s no negative effect or catch to being able to feel blissful, BUT.....here"s the catch.....

ImpossibleTonio 9 years ago
Ever heard of duct tape?

Stonewolf17 10 years ago
If you press it then swipe of it stays pressed forever problem solved.

Migdin1 10 years ago
LIAR NOTHING HAPPENED!!!!

LoveTigers556 10 years ago
*puts cinder block on button*

makitstop 11 years ago
so basicly ilegal drugs cool its this is leagal so press

lisieuux 11 years ago
damn, man, stop tempting my internalized feelings of worthlessness

lukastramiballs 10 years ago
Press the button when ever life gets too depressing cos it doesnt say the button don't work more than once

GodAmongstHumans 8 years ago
ECSTASY

SoulBrothah 9 years ago
Take it with me

ScarletKing 2 years ago
i already experienced it when i saw that creature at the bottom of the cave.

RandomGirl 10 years ago
My life is fine actually

BOOM-ANGELICA-HAMILSQUAD 10 years ago
Glue something to the button and keep ur phone on charger forever so it doesn't die and go out ANd enjoy ur life 😄😁😂

Astral_Gaming0314 4 years ago
I dont need that, I have: Roblox Youtube Ipad Phone Switch Computer Memes I don't need no button!

OblivionBringer 9 years ago
First: the upside says "no negative side effects". Second: I"d push for the downside.

Bottlefighter 6 years ago
Just like drugs without side effects.

Andisaur11 9 years ago
When you"re down press the button

Jeezorham 10 years ago
This question is truly intriguing. I had a difficult time answering it.

Daleskyfan 9 years ago
Nope. Sorry.

unknown_user351 10 months ago
keep narcan on you folks

ECPlat1num 10 years ago
Stick the button in my pocket, it'll always be pressed

Lord-Blumiere 8 years ago
XD this reminds me of The Stanely Parable

yourworstnightmearmeasacat 2 years ago
doseint it need to be pushed i dont have to hold it i will put a rock on it

pevlita 10 years ago
Cut a piece of the button and carry it everywhere

HoneySlime8 9 years ago
I felt a light tingling feeling when I held it.

boopidybopidy 9 years ago
Yeah gulali

Buddercart 10 years ago
A giant house with oxygen caled moon and builded on the moon were can live all your friends

Trixie 5 years ago
Drop a brick on the button so it’s held down. Whoops. I’m accidentally happy forever. What a shame.

cankoo 8 years ago
How bad do I want to Flowers for Algernon myself

Dranaugh 9 years ago
The hell am I reading? O-O

Kayley 8 years ago
Naa I'll pass on this one, if I did it then I would have to keep my finger on the button .. then I can't use that hand for driving

IWillPressYourButtons 9 years ago
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tianqian last year
You just go buy some heroin instead of clicking the button here hhh

Mystclown 10 years ago
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