Will You Press The Button?

Lionpaw9 years ago

teleport 45 cm. At a time.

Simrantho5 years ago

That"s walking

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JonahPaul8 years ago

It never said they add up. Just keep teleporting slightly less than a meter and never kill anyone! (Sees spider, teleports into a different galaxy.) oops.

deadLamma6668 years ago

You don't have to use the power you could just keep it for emergencies

ScaryJack7 years ago

Yeah but get drunk and hundreds may die

87Oscar879 years ago

Hold the world at ransom

Victoriya Chistyakova12 years ago

*teleports 7 billion meters and kills off planet* Oops

Alphatech7 years ago

I'm pretty sure 7 billion people don't have the cure for cancer

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TordLarsson7 years ago

SCREW THEM!ONLY CHILDREN AND SCIENTISTS THAT KNOW THE CURE TO CANCER WILL DIE!!!!!

RoseMalfoy89108 years ago

My pleasure is not worth the death of others

MYZICA7 years ago

Just travel 45 centimeters at a time, that way you’re never traveling a meter, therefor no death will occur.

Lostfeather2378 years ago

I find myself spending my time here reporting spam comments. It"s stupid. Don't spam.

POV_Cheez0003 years ago

Yeah same

TheRadiantDehd9 years ago

What if you teleport less than a meter over and over since it only takes an instance? It's at least faster travel.

McDuck8 years ago

You never have to use that power. There is no downside

Caver8 years ago

It doesnt say you have to teleport. It"d be good to have in case of emergency

Katerx8 years ago

*llooks at this then bites hand * me: this harsh world

Kommsüßertod8 years ago

It wouldnt mean much to the world if cancer is cured. Maybe your relative or loved one may have been alive today had there been a cure, but millions die to diseases that the develop world doesnt worry about. What value is a single human life?

IgnaxioYT8 years ago

teleports to moon (explosion)

Panifex8 years ago

I mean, you"d be killing over 384 million people, over 5% of the total world population, so...

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AzulProTV8 years ago

i teleport 99cm at time

Omegamence6669 years ago

I ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED IT D=

Dustin Good12 years ago

then you demonstrate your powers to the world and hold it for ransom. teleportation powers and infinite money.

Kaoskandy7 years ago

Monaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Timothy Heermann12 years ago

Instant free airfare. "Why, you want me to teleport there and risk having half of the world dead?

queenelsa9 years ago

No one or even a child that has been cured for cancer should not be dead from being cured from cancer.

Hatsune_Miku_Fan9 years ago

NO KEEP YO HAND OF HOW TO TRAIN YOU'RE DRAGON PROTAGONISTS!!!

MDarkKing16547 years ago

I'll kill them all ha-hahahahahahhahaha

POV_Cheez0003 years ago

Hey you need to know that only kids and scientists that know how to cure cancer die, so you can’t kill them all, also if you read carefully it says kids that know how to cure cancer, LOOPHOLE

JustOneMoreQuestion8 years ago

To bad there isn't a legimate cure for cancer and never will be since it isn't a deciace, as much as it is a byproduct of desiaces

JakeGardner7 years ago

fuck cancer i would teleport any time i want

888888Zombies9 years ago

Teleport less than a meter, very fast. There, problem solved

Rj k9 years ago

I'm a good muthuh f#cker

peppyhealer10 years ago

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Panifex8 years ago

If two people on opposite sides of the planet want to get together after either or both has pressed the button, either 12.7 million or 20.0 million people (0.168% or 0.264%, respectively) will die depending on your reference frame. Don't press this button.

AColdGuy4 years ago

Teleport 99.999 cm at a time. Problem solved.

Nightelf99910 years ago

if these people have the cure then at least one of them can share it.

Lordmemeion7778 years ago

What if you are weird and spell it metre... That wouldnt kill anyone then would it?

mikayuuiscanon9 years ago

Sure why not

Malcolmxt8 years ago

Teleport 75cm rapidly.

lebahh9 years ago

cure cancer worlds over population

EmilStvring7 years ago

Its dosent say when they die

ariariariari9 years ago

it doesn't say you yourself could die. there's a chance where you could die

Colo5547 years ago

I'll do it for the chance it kills Trump.

NightPanda10 years ago

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Gothilawn Creation9 years ago

did this is 47 years ago cause i post it on 2016 ?

Maharid2 years ago

Ok, this is far too much, no.

Nfofjnrbt8 years ago

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TYoshisaurMunchakoopa8 years ago

why did you post this (face palm)

Retrace9 years ago

This downside was oddly specific "A child or scientist who has the cure for cancer"

Killianglenney6 years ago

Just travel 5 feet every second to let people live

BoiZeBery7 years ago

No one has the cure for cancer

MYZICA7 years ago

Each time you teleport, make sure it is exactly or below 45 centimeters. That way, you will never travel a meter at a time, and still be able to teleport forever, without killing anyone. There is no downside.

KeyApollo9974859 years ago

Y would you do this

Recycletrash9 years ago

Cause teleportation

deathloler10 years ago

what if you get cancer when he's dead?

ArKade479 years ago

sadistic af

POV_Cheez0003 years ago

Just know that you can’t kill them all because not everybody are kids and scientists that know how to cure cancer, also if you read really carefully, it says that kids that know how to cure cancer as well, LOOPHOLE, so not many people will die

tymanaZ10 years ago

from USA to Japan and back kills off a small country

SplitterSpiegel8 years ago

Nobody needs the cure of cancer when everybody is dead?

Alphatech7 years ago

If it does exist then its being withheld from the public therefore it wont see the light of day and the bastards deserve to die for it anyway

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