(GASP) YOU JUST BROKE THE RULES! ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME SOMEONE ELSE DID THAT!
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MyUserNameIsStupid.exe11 years ago
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????...[Show full comment]
But what does it means with fastest just slightly Faster then usian bolt or racing car fast
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EllaYuyang229 years ago
Wait, but I'm not a man
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Aeonim10 years ago
Take it to the floor huehuehue
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Mady010 years ago
I AM NOT A MAN SO NO!
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Raquaza4life10 years ago
... Really?
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Tango Topgun German Lager13 years ago
chili dogs
pingas411 years ago
what does it mean by last
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Kamek716 years ago
I mean at least I am fas
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dinolord sonic11 years ago
i dont need sleep cause i got CHILEH DOGGS SAN1C FAS+ UR 2 SL0
CMHammond11 years ago
It means sex.
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Luke_Groundrunner9 years ago
That"s an improvement!
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TheRealMudkip12 years ago
gotta go fast!
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Speed-of-sound Sonic10 years ago
I AM SPEED OF SOUND SONIC!!!!!
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dankmemes1019 years ago
Can I be the fastest woman instead?
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Jacob Fleming13 years ago
either way you're the fastest man on the planet
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Alacaster10 years ago
Basically sonic
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AhmetSabir8 years ago
Well my partner would be done in 8 seconds anyways
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Deathblade2711 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
CMHammond11 years ago
Spam...
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pabloXC8311 years ago
So you get tired of trying to sleep???
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LoganBooker9 years ago
I'm fine with that just more time to do other things
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Bassclefdragons11 years ago
It's times like this when I just adore myself for being asexual, literally no downside. unless you have trouble doing things slowly and appreciating the little things, but it doesn't say that, so I'm going to assume not.
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PinkDiamond9 years ago
jesus fuck, i"d be like having a seizure during sex, my partner would be so worried.
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JohnPariah12 years ago
asexual
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CooledItLongAgo5 years ago
so I barely need to sleep and I'm the flash. downside?
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Marcus Materia Mackan Alm13 years ago
To be expected thou
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teo70010 years ago
So basically flash....
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Mertagam7 years ago
Fucking have sex on the floor
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patrikcath11 years ago
Am I dirty or this question is dirty :D
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VanDakeIsabelle8 years ago
Is this me in bed lasting only 10 seconds???? but we can always do replays 🤪🤤🤤
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Mr.Clue11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
CMHammond11 years ago
Spam...
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MichaelRose9 years ago
I mean nothing New
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wixard11 years ago
not even a man
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CMHammond11 years ago
Fastest MAN on the planet.
Usain Bolt reached nearly 28mph max.
In theory, 40mph is the maximum possible speed for humans.
In the future, when a new fastest man is born, you will be slightly faster.
Which is good, but not worth 10 second sex.
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