You are the fastest man on the planet
but
You last 10 seconds in bed
I will not

gamer25 11 years ago
So flash basically?

Drawesomethewizard 9 years ago
Basically, yes
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Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago
Thats so evil and twisted and dark

CrusaderXen 10 years ago
It says in bed it doesn't say anywhere else

ThePaulDude 4 years ago
Obviously referring to sex you muppet.
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Niggarhhh 10 years ago
I'm not a man .-. Wait am I? Wait I'm not..

thecoolfirepro 8 months ago
whys the username racist asf ._.
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suki_111 4 years ago
How am I going to last a thing I don't even do?

OneLonelyPilot 11 years ago
*little asexual dance*

Padawan343 11 years ago
Loop hole: kept going after you came

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
(GASP) YOU JUST BROKE THE RULES! ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME SOMEONE ELSE DID THAT!

MyUserNameIsStupid.exe 11 years ago
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illuminatiunconfirmed 8 years ago
I regret my life
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Pengwyn 10 years ago
It's going to happen anyway. I'd rather win.

SeriTheRabbit 11 years ago
But I'm not a man. Does this mean, if I press the button, I'll grow a penis?

JaydenEcker 8 years ago
Yuuuuup
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Grimlock753 12 years ago
Jokes on you I'll use the couch

poptropica1029384756 10 years ago
WHAT THE EVER LOVING HELL DUDE!!! :-$

GoldenEnergy 10 years ago
I won't press it because I die after ten seconds in bed?

Lorcan12 10 years ago
You're too young for the internet

PUTT-PUTT 9 years ago
10 seconds of sleep

SugarTeaPlacebo 11 years ago
Asexual haha

Vamcani 9 years ago
1. Fastest doesn't mean you are really fast. 2. Do I recover as fast as well? If so then no downside.

SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago
sweet I only have to sleep for ten seconds, be more specific next time.

DuduEhehe 10 years ago
That"s okay, I'll just not have sex somewhere else.

DragonFever 10 years ago
What if u not on bed?

Nicholasss9876 11 years ago
Fastest man is 37 mph,so i will be 38 mph...

SilverFish91 10 years ago
Or 10000000000000 mmps ( million metres per second).
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Sherlock86 9 years ago
But what does it means with fastest just slightly Faster then usian bolt or racing car fast

EllaYuyang22 9 years ago
Wait, but I'm not a man

Aeonim 10 years ago
Take it to the floor huehuehue

Mady0 10 years ago
I AM NOT A MAN SO NO!

Raquaza4life 10 years ago
... Really?

Tango Topgun German Lager 13 years ago
chili dogs

pingas4 11 years ago
what does it mean by last

LoganBooker 8 years ago
I'm fine with that just more time to do other things

Bassclefdragons 11 years ago
It's times like this when I just adore myself for being asexual, literally no downside. unless you have trouble doing things slowly and appreciating the little things, but it doesn't say that, so I'm going to assume not.

pabloXC83 11 years ago
So you get tired of trying to sleep???

JohnPariah 12 years ago
asexual

CooledItLongAgo 5 years ago
so I barely need to sleep and I'm the flash. downside?

PinkDiamond 9 years ago
jesus fuck, i"d be like having a seizure during sex, my partner would be so worried.

teo700 10 years ago
So basically flash....

Mertagam 7 years ago
Fucking have sex on the floor

Marcus Materia Mackan Alm 13 years ago
To be expected thou

VanDakeIsabelle 8 years ago
Is this me in bed lasting only 10 seconds???? but we can always do replays 🤪🤤🤤

Mr.Clue 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

CMHammond 11 years ago
Spam...

patrikcath 11 years ago
Am I dirty or this question is dirty :D

CMHammond 11 years ago
Fastest MAN on the planet. Usain Bolt reached nearly 28mph max. In theory, 40mph is the maximum possible speed for humans. In the future, when a new fastest man is born, you will be slightly faster. Which is good, but not worth 10 second sex.

MichaelRose 9 years ago
I mean nothing New

wixard 11 years ago
not even a man

Hyltran 5 years ago
She won’t care if you are a rich 🤑super athlete. And besides if you want to make her come use your tongue 👅 and then give her 10 fast seconds from the fastest man in the world 🌎

xX_DankMemester_Xx 11 years ago
Really? Fuck no

BookedBeans 9 years ago
Well I’m a woman so yeah

UncopyrightTNT 12 years ago
Eh, not interested

Soup2 10 years ago
No downside for me :(

Brandon12345 9 years ago
Fuck this thing

Patrick Berisa 13 years ago
You are so fasr rhat your energy will be 0 al you fall asleep weak up and fall asleep again

CMHammond 11 years ago
Sex...not sleep

asriel-------dreemurr 10 years ago
sleep for 10 sec yes finally i can play video games all day and night and school would be awesome i can finally be first done with a lap around the school (my gym teacher is mean and i know it is summer) also i hope my gym teacher does not read this i tol... [Show full comment]

AutumnLovesCats 8 years ago
Because you are fast wouldn't that make you fast in bed?

faithandkera@gmail.com 11 years ago
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEEK
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