Will You Press The Button?

Luciara 3 years ago

You MAY not doesn't mean you CAN not

TheEggThing 11 years ago

Who the fuck needs to masterbate when you have unlimited money. You probably wouldn't have time to think about masterbating with that type of money.

Thatonewhitekid 9 years ago

Hoes lots and lots of hoes

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nerdybucket 10 years ago

so basically Donald Trump?

IdkTbh 9 years ago

Hilarious and original

RoyalTenderiser 11 years ago

so i become Batman?

bhu 5 years ago

wait what

Paulo Tellez 13 years ago

Why please myself? I could just have a bunch of women do it for me! Or even better... Ponies...

YellowCandy8432 3 years ago

bro"s a MLP fan fr

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Horsell 9 years ago

Who needs masturbation when I can hire male prostitutes by the thousands?

CODEX07 9 years ago

Because no one will fuck you for free

Nebulously cool 11 years ago

No No NO NO NOOOO (Asexual laughing in the distance)

Carolina Herrera 13 years ago

No problem for me. Muahahahahahahaaaa!!! Asexuality wins!

freckledstars 8 years ago

Same bro.

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fiawesome 9 years ago

OK... I'll do it.

nerdybucket 10 years ago

gross Ha! you clicked more when i have nothing to say!

dankmemes101 9 years ago

why are you talking to yourself? O_o

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Pandasrbae 10 years ago

-_- wow im just........-_- pervs on this this thing like -_-

Junoh 10 years ago

I can't sexually please myself but if I had infinite money then I could either get some kind of procedure done to prevent myself from having a sex drive or I could pay some woman to have sex with me. I don't see a downside to this.

evynBeckett 10 years ago

*ASEXUAL LAUGHING IN DISTANCE*

defrostu 10 years ago

I'm asexual

Nuclear Dynasty 10 years ago

Everyone who says that they are asexual is stupid humans aren't capable of being asexual

dankmemes101 9 years ago

Apparently I'm not a human

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SenpaiNotYandere? 10 years ago

Ask someone to do it for uuuuuu. ãƒ½(ï½€Ð”´)ï¾‰

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

Will you bang me? I need to be banged!

Jamiepittabread 11 years ago

I can't... but those 8 playboy models I bought can.

tex204481 11 years ago

It said please "YOURSELF" but not have sex. No Downside.

CODEX07 9 years ago

True, but there is still a downside, you can’t masturbate

Gavin Newton 13 years ago

if you have all the money money then becomes worthless and you have screwed the world up. good job

Cpt.save_hoe 10 years ago

don't use too much at once and you won't break the economy

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Xablau Smith 10 years ago

money its not all BITCHES

Purple_Cat 5 years ago

Think about the inflation, you wouldn't suffer from it but whatever currency you use will be worhless in a few years

Xcoolbreesx 11 years ago

It's called a love life

Rapidly_press 9 years ago

HAHAHA IM ASEXUAL FUCKERS

dankmemes101 9 years ago

*asexual high five*

James Polk 13 years ago

Takes care of a lot of problems.. gives you none.

ThatOneRandomGuy_ 7 years ago

I cant please myself to Minecraft anymore?

Sailorkatie21 11 years ago

No

Melqdy 9 years ago

Ha

TheRightOne 11 years ago

If I can't please myself buy bitches

that-one-isfp-lad 4 years ago

*cries in asexual*

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