Will You Press The Button?

You will be the happiest man in the world.

but

You have to take the virginity of your own daughter.

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patetohunter 10 years ago

The creator of this dillema has a problem

Lewbi 4 years ago

Your wondering bout the creator what bout all the people that pressed the button

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Ryan410 10 years ago

I have no daughter. #anotherloophole

FortyWithaU40 2 years ago

Neither do I. LOL

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Caseyjaynestuart 10 years ago

I am not a man and don't have a daughter coz im ten

Duolingo 2 months ago

Hey I’m back once again. Happy late 🎂

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JustKiddingButSeriously 9 years ago

36% of people made me lose faith in humanity

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee last year

Only 29 now

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(insert name here) 10 years ago

Loophole! I dont have a daughter

ShuaikunNB 2 years ago

THEY CAN KILL ME?HAHAHA

ShuaikunNB 2 years ago

i m crazy

DoctorAurora 10 years ago

I have no desire to have kids in the future, and I'm gay.

Schmucklehed 2 years ago

Nice! me too

Unyuho 10 years ago

This is the sickest question ever...

Lostfeather237 10 years ago

I'm happy being a female, and don't have a daughter, and don't want kids, and hate incest.

SinonMercer 8 years ago

You could"ve switched the wording to "happiest woman" and "take the virginity of your son" but why put in the effort?

braydenisswag 9 years ago

i don't have a daughter.... wait, do i? *looks back* *throws shoe at little girl* not anymore

Timelypat 10 years ago

No daughter... Does 13 years old count as a man?

XcrucifiedX 8 years ago

jokes on you I don't have a daughter and I'm gay!

leafygokys 10 years ago

Adopt a son

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago

Agreed

KillerSquid 7 years ago

Umm how about a no

WhiskeySierra 8 years ago

36% of people support sharia law then

Pantelope 8 years ago

Its because not but

Sans_The_Skeletonn 8 years ago

What if being the happiest means to you NOT taking her virginity

PrestonBrower 8 years ago

No no no no no no no no no no no no no the remaining 34% of you are evil

Sylvezi 8 years ago

I'll have to become a man and also have a daughter? Nope, I'm good.

Lifeistriangle 9 years ago

The But should be because.

kys_now 9 years ago

What if I have no daughter yet

happylego91 9 years ago

*Confederate flag appears*

xXabdyjingXx 9 years ago

Downside? *lenny face*

CrazyFangirlHippy 9 years ago

Oh you are sick!

Andrew McLachlan 13 years ago

If I got to take my kids virginity, I'd be the happiest man int he world, I don't even need to press the button.

jaythewolf 5 years ago

my boner is confused now.

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IAmPineApp 2 years ago

So I'm just the happiest man in the world with no downside?

that-one-guy314 9 years ago

But im female (the username is a joke)

908y9-9 6 years ago

i would just marry the love of my life"s mother then i would do what needs to be done and divorse my wife and re marry to my ex step daughter

Rebecca04 8 years ago

I’m a girl and only thirteen

Ryan410 10 years ago

I have no daughter. #anotherloophole

JandK 7 years ago

You can't be a virgin with a daughter

I-WonderWhy 10 years ago

I'm a girl..........

LolliePop 9 years ago

I am a WOMAN,people a WOMAN!!!!!!!!So sad they have man only questions and no woman questions

Bob101 10 years ago

I hate these questions!!!!!

Darkside13082 3 years ago

Just don't have children

EmieSenpai 9 years ago

Ummm, I'm a female, and I don't have a daughter.

propergander 7 months ago

i dont even have a daughter, being the happiest man in the world is a drawback in itself

Azu 9 years ago

Emplying I have to be a man to be happy I shall not even think of this possibility.

lewis0428 4 years ago

Jokes on you I won’t have a daughter .and also, SWEET HOME ALABAMA

bowser2 8 years ago

I wont get any kids fuck y"all

Coolcon 10 years ago

... ... ... ... This dillema has made me turn to redd its that Fucked up ... ... ... ...

OPOSSUM_ 5 years ago

*Clicks yes* SWEET HOME ALABAMA

crazymofo111 10 years ago

If i dont have a daughter, would that be a loophole

sydneymoss 8 years ago

I’m a girl and I have no daughter!

Speed-of-sound Sonic 10 years ago

I'm a fucking girl

Inconspicuous_Lobster 2 years ago

What the fuck!

SuperHumansUnlimited 9 years ago

What if I don't ever HAVE a daughter!!!! HA!!!!

Penis123 9 years ago

Loophole I don"y have a daughter

PastelDolphin 10 years ago

What disgusting fuck pushed the button?

Jag4life 9 years ago

I don't have a daughter eat it whoever made this

ButtonPresser6000 6 years ago

Win win

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