You can keep your job even though you are about to be fired.
but
You have to accidentally kill a man.
I will not

panic.at.the.fall.out.pilots 11 years ago
OOPS. ACCIDENTALLY KILLED DONALD TRUMP.

Ennchanted 2 months ago
thanks!
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HumanPerson 11 years ago
NOW! YOU MUST ACCIDENTALLY ROB A BANK! Yeah, it just does not make sense

Tricky 10 years ago
You are too literal. Think metaphorically

angeltiger42903 11 years ago
Its says you HAVE TO ACCIDENTALLY kill a man! How thr f*** am i supposed to do that by accident if they told me to!

DacoolDUD 11 years ago
i already killed a man so whatever

heyy_808 10 years ago
Bruhhhhhhhh
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Jaythewolf12 5 years ago
there are no accidents -master oogway

haddy35 11 years ago
*gunshot* oh no, silly me! it was an accident. i think

Ch0colateBar 11 years ago
you HAVE to ACCIDENTALLY?WHAT??

greaterfiend 5 years ago
Ive heard of it happening. Thats just one way. Drop something off a ladder at work, make a wrong fix in a piece od equipment, there are plenty of ways. Youd still go to jail.
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War 22 11 years ago
Loophole end Justin beiber a and double win

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
Last time anyone checked beibers a lesbian.
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Penis123 9 years ago
Win-Win. I can kill a virtual man

Stellar__ 9 years ago
*runs over Donald Trump* oops

Steve48399 10 years ago
What if the man you killed was the person who was about to fire you

greaterfiend 5 years ago
So THATS how you kept your job?:D

100rage 11 years ago
wtf it would be horible t oknow that you would have kill a guy and you will probably gonna have no self estime

Crynxii 11 years ago
You have to ACCIDENTLY kill a guy.

superdorky 11 years ago
fucking retail man i want to be fired

SilverShadowCat 8 years ago
You have to accidentally kill a man... Would it be an accident in I know I had to do it?

GD_Delta 8 years ago
Kill ur boss on accident

baconbatman 9 years ago
A C C I D E N T A L L Y

Josefhate 9 years ago
I killed my boss

BobbyWasabiMk2 9 years ago
This is essentially police.

ShadowClonePlayzz 9 years ago
Bye trump

quickstirke 9 years ago
Well the Jokes on ya BITCH!! I don't have a Job!! I'm still in SCHOOL!!! Living with my MOM!!! BITCH!

demutrudu 9 years ago
dont have a job

The-one 9 years ago
Lol, I am sitting in a booth and selling ice cream. I don't mind getting fired from this low-salary job.

Ifredward 9 years ago
"Accidentally" you say

LusciousLevitticus 9 years ago
If you have to do it and you know you have to is it really an accident?

HulioTheChicken 10 years ago
I will accidentally trip and stab someone I hate WHOOPSY DAISY

Knifes uW 10 years ago
Hie do you know what's coming but still do it accidently

Lymle 10 years ago
*Stabs a guy* Oops, it was an accident <3 <3 <3

Lonely Pizza 10 years ago
How can you accidently do something if you did it in purpose?

Popular YouTuber 10 years ago
OOps accidentally killed one of my haters in my YouTube channel

Amelia E. Joans 10 years ago
Oops there goes Justin Bieber.....>xD

Crazy Chicken 11 years ago
I will kill a killer

heyy_808 10 years ago
#Rekt I meant... Just pretend this didn't happened!
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Another Lesson In Hate 11 years ago
I will not just because you are an idiot.

Pooperman2002 11 years ago
Knowing me it's a shit job anyway so I should find a new one

Fries Mirage 13 years ago
-have to -accidentally wat

Tricky 10 years ago
"accidents"...

oldnotweak 11 years ago
accidentally is the worst way to kill anything

Tempestt Motionless Downing 13 years ago
Pfffft, accidentally

quickstirke 9 years ago
Yeah, there are PLENTY of people I would LOVE to murder as well

Torrey Lindsey 13 years ago
shit, that was an accident

Knw1022 11 years ago
Goodbye Justin Beiber

MurdeR 10 years ago
i would kill keemstar.

greaterfiend 5 years ago
The "job" I have will never fire me and even if they did theyd just rehire me. I cant even call it a real job anyway.

Roz 10 years ago
A man with my talents can get a better job.

Tony_the_real_gamer 8 years ago
Kill a man is bad thing

TheRealColin 11 years ago
I like my job! (I own an art shop so I get to make cups with kids)

DerpyKitten 10 years ago
WHOOPS, ACCIDENTLY KILLED A STUPID CLASSMATE WHO KEPT SAYING THEY WERE "A MAN"

628014 12 years ago
*accidentally shoots president in the nards* oops... I was aiming at an Isis general

TREXSUPER 9 years ago
I can choose men who i wanna kill and i not being fired so no downside

JERKSON 11 years ago
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lol what no im not satan 10 years ago
"accidentally"

Ennchanted 2 months ago
im unemployed

Mlp Kawaii zecora renegade 10 years ago
Yay! Trump is dead!
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