You can keep your job even though you are about to be fired.
but
You have to accidentally kill a man.
I will not


panic.at.the.fall.out.pilots9 years ago
OOPS. ACCIDENTALLY KILLED DONALD TRUMP.

BatshitCrazy3 years ago
I accidentally killed donald trump too!
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HumanPerson9 years ago
NOW! YOU MUST ACCIDENTALLY ROB A BANK! Yeah, it just does not make sense

Tricky8 years ago
You are too literal. Think metaphorically

Jaythewolf124 years ago
there are no accidents -master oogway

angeltiger429039 years ago
Its says you HAVE TO ACCIDENTALLY kill a man! How thr f*** am i supposed to do that by accident if they told me to!

DacoolDUD9 years ago
i already killed a man so whatever

heyy_8089 years ago
Bruhhhhhhhh
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Penis1237 years ago
Win-Win. I can kill a virtual man

Stellar__7 years ago
*runs over Donald Trump* oops

haddy359 years ago
*gunshot* oh no, silly me! it was an accident. i think

Ch0colateBar9 years ago
you HAVE to ACCIDENTALLY?WHAT??

greaterfiend4 years ago
Ive heard of it happening. Thats just one way. Drop something off a ladder at work, make a wrong fix in a piece od equipment, there are plenty of ways. Youd still go to jail.
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War 229 years ago
Loophole end Justin beiber a and double win

ThePaulDude8 years ago
Last time anyone checked beibers a lesbian.
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Steve483999 years ago
What if the man you killed was the person who was about to fire you

greaterfiend4 years ago
So THATS how you kept your job?:D

100rage9 years ago
wtf it would be horible t oknow that you would have kill a guy and you will probably gonna have no self estime

Crynxii9 years ago
You have to ACCIDENTLY kill a guy.

superdorky9 years ago
fucking retail man i want to be fired

SilverShadowCat7 years ago
You have to accidentally kill a man... Would it be an accident in I know I had to do it?

GD_Delta7 years ago
Kill ur boss on accident

baconbatman7 years ago
A C C I D E N T A L L Y

Josefhate7 years ago
I killed my boss

BobbyWasabiMk27 years ago
This is essentially police.

ShadowClonePlayzz8 years ago
Bye trump

quickstirke8 years ago
Well the Jokes on ya BITCH!! I don't have a Job!! I'm still in SCHOOL!!! Living with my MOM!!! BITCH!

demutrudu8 years ago
dont have a job

The-one8 years ago
Lol, I am sitting in a booth and selling ice cream. I don't mind getting fired from this low-salary job.

Ifredward8 years ago
"Accidentally" you say

LusciousLevitticus8 years ago
If you have to do it and you know you have to is it really an accident?

HulioTheChicken8 years ago
I will accidentally trip and stab someone I hate WHOOPSY DAISY

Knifes uW 9 years ago
Hie do you know what's coming but still do it accidently

Lymle9 years ago
*Stabs a guy* Oops, it was an accident <3 <3 <3

Lonely Pizza 9 years ago
How can you accidently do something if you did it in purpose?

Popular YouTuber 9 years ago
OOps accidentally killed one of my haters in my YouTube channel

Amelia E. Joans 9 years ago
Oops there goes Justin Bieber.....>xD

Crazy Chicken9 years ago
I will kill a killer

heyy_8089 years ago
#Rekt I meant... Just pretend this didn't happened!
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Another Lesson In Hate9 years ago
I will not just because you are an idiot.

Pooperman2002 9 years ago
Knowing me it's a shit job anyway so I should find a new one

oldnotweak9 years ago
accidentally is the worst way to kill anything

Fries Mirage12 years ago
-have to -accidentally wat

Tricky8 years ago
"accidents"...

Tempestt Motionless Downing12 years ago
Pfffft, accidentally

quickstirke8 years ago
Yeah, there are PLENTY of people I would LOVE to murder as well

Torrey Lindsey12 years ago
shit, that was an accident

Akicinnabun6 years ago
"Accidentally" :)

cathrin1998 years ago
"In my defense; I accidentally killed a man because I tripped, and I clicked a button on the internet that told me to...

we_have_a_gif_for_everything10 years ago
accidents don't just happen accidentally

SAWGER9 years ago
at Justin Beibers consert and *accidently* push him off the stage on a million spike waiting for the girl face to get poked HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Stomegrock8 years ago
Loop hole. I don't have a job. I'm still a child.

MsCalicoButtons11 years ago
Sorry Geoffry, I didn't mean to stab you in the throat.

gravitydestruct7 years ago
I'm 13 so there"s no job to keep or get fired from

HiBob249 years ago
what?

FriggerFrakkenFrookFrukkers9 years ago
HEY!!! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!!

Maxy9887 years ago
How can it be an accident if you know it was because of you hes dead.

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mgapope8 years ago
It was an "accident"

Brandon Faith-Blade9 years ago
By accidentally, Is it meant "Oops i slipped and accidentally hit the other guy and he died" or "Oops i accidentally pushed him off the Empire State Building" accident?
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