You are paid $10 million to attend one year of incredibly intensive combat, survival, and weapons training.
but
Once per month for the next ten years, a randomly selected world government will dispatch an assassin to attempt to kill you.
I will not


Maharidlast year
Nah, the year of training is not worth it.

Arcanedoom599 years ago
would anyone else have fun with this situation?

diddo4 years ago
Fuck yeah
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JeezBeez9 years ago
come at me bro! *presses button* Im waiting

connermckay9 years ago
Your name's Bond, James Bond

Dan12345129 years ago
What about Pond? The fish.

CocoaButter9 years ago
Sign here: ____________ Have a nice day!!

MindMaster_Studios7 months ago
Signed: MindMaster_Studios
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Dante Shiranui12 years ago
Now this just sounds badass and fun

lofine8 years ago
Ikr
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Drake70119 years ago
Use training: kill ninja

Gerias8 years ago
Got it, nobody knows how to kill an hentai slime girl.

Oli_BTW5 years ago
emmmm. Emmmmmm!?

ThomasHooten7 years ago
I'm a warrior and I ain't afraid of no assassin #make it rain

ArKade479 years ago
END OF THE ASSASSINS!!!

Octomations7 years ago
This is how it would happen. Assassin:*sneaks up behind me* Me:hehehe Assassin:time to die! Me:well I have my special attack Assassin:oh no! Me:*charges up attack* Assasin:NOOOOOOOOOO! ME:bribe Assassin:OK *assassin gets all his friends to work for me and I take over the world* The end

phamster177 years ago
i would assasinate the assasin

vert3437 years ago
Simple fix: Use the $10 Mil to get a nice & well defended home, charge people for protection/mercenary services if you need more money

ProXelaetoR9 years ago
Sooooo... More training?

SeemsLegit8 years ago
If I get professional training like this, assassins are nothing!

JamesJay8 years ago
I would invest part of that 10 mill in more than a year of training

Mdancer031810 years ago
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Itsyogurl_heaven7 years ago
I will just kill them with my incredible skills

the117doctor7 years ago
With this and the musical underscore from the previous button, no one can get me.

OnePunch8 years ago
With or without their training I"d still win. After all, I did ONEHUNDRED PUSHUPS, ONEHUNDRED SITUPS, ONEHUNDRED SQUATS AND A TEN KILOMETER RUN, EVERY, SINGLE, DAY, FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS!!! *insert training montage*

GlutNy7 years ago
And yet, you’re completely bald and look like an egghead

giantgoat158 years ago
I hope the training was worth it

James Neville12 years ago
sounds fun where do I sign?

stand_user3 years ago
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ChronicDepression8 years ago
This sojnds like an interesting book idea

healygodmatty10 years ago
Why not

Jango Fett9 years ago
I'll just shoot them with my plasma pistol. Hopefully they don't sent Mace Windu after me...

Foxleapp9 years ago
um shit on u i have increddibly intensive conbat survival and weapons training idiot assassin

andrewplays49 years ago
where is the fucking downside

Weirdo_artist7 years ago
I AM A KILLING MACHINE.

MlgPVPGaming699 years ago
Why not sounds fun plus when the government come for u...... FUCKEN YOLO

BrennaC8 years ago
Bring it on, bitches.

Butterbuff 11 years ago
Rich and prepared

yololoa10 years ago
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Commissar9 years ago
Come at me bro

SashaKozinovich34 years ago
лол

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
im trained.

Hibitch6 years ago
Lets do it

heytre39 years ago
Two words... Hell Yeah

Atomicman9608 years ago
LETS DO IT

Brandon Faith-Blade10 years ago
Issue is, I don't think the first month of training will be enough for you to survive the first assassin. That is unless you hired the worlds greatest bodyguard or the trainer will try to protect you.

StaryTra_Button7 years ago
I have no soul, have a nice day !

alistair f10 years ago
I'll have enough training to kill them

satan-sama9 years ago
Singing "SNAKE EATER"

TigerLily288 years ago
I'll just use my sweet ninja skills to defeat the assassins. WHYAAA :D

Rogue Arkham Merchant12 years ago
i would.

Lbrtrain3 years ago
$10 mil to have 120 failed assassination attempts over 10 years? not that bad ngl. And after those ten years I am a skilled combat and survival professional with $10 mil extra dollars.

Crisycrab9 years ago
Imma be a badass!!

Zolister7 years ago
Sounds like my type of job.

someoneonline10 years ago
that would be asome i would take them on if i can fight good so badass

YovanW5 years ago
At least theres a test like normal school but a practical test

littlestars9 years ago
i kill the assassin i cut off there head yayz [=( i did it
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