You are paid $10 million to attend one year of incredibly intensive combat, survival, and weapons training.
but
Once per month for the next ten years, a randomly selected world government will dispatch an assassin to attempt to kill you.
I will not


Maharidlast year
Nah, the year of training is not worth it.

Arcanedoom599 years ago
would anyone else have fun with this situation?

diddo4 years ago
Fuck yeah
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JeezBeez9 years ago
come at me bro! *presses button* Im waiting

connermckay9 years ago
Your name's Bond, James Bond

Dan12345129 years ago
What about Pond? The fish.

CocoaButter9 years ago
Sign here: ____________ Have a nice day!!

MindMaster_Studios5 months ago
Signed: MindMaster_Studios
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Drake70119 years ago
Use training: kill ninja

Dante Shiranui12 years ago
Now this just sounds badass and fun

lofine8 years ago
Ikr
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Gerias8 years ago
Got it, nobody knows how to kill an hentai slime girl.

Oli_BTW5 years ago
emmmm. Emmmmmm!?

ThomasHooten7 years ago
I'm a warrior and I ain't afraid of no assassin #make it rain

ArKade479 years ago
END OF THE ASSASSINS!!!

Octomations7 years ago
This is how it would happen. Assassin:*sneaks up behind me* Me:hehehe Assassin:time to die! Me:well I have my special attack Assassin:oh no! Me:*charges up attack* Assasin:NOOOOOOOOOO! ME:bribe Assassin:OK *assassin gets all his friends to work for me and I take over the world* The end

phamster177 years ago
i would assasinate the assasin

vert3437 years ago
Simple fix: Use the $10 Mil to get a nice & well defended home, charge people for protection/mercenary services if you need more money

ProXelaetoR9 years ago
Sooooo... More training?

SeemsLegit7 years ago
If I get professional training like this, assassins are nothing!

JamesJay8 years ago
I would invest part of that 10 mill in more than a year of training

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Itsyogurl_heaven7 years ago
I will just kill them with my incredible skills

the117doctor7 years ago
With this and the musical underscore from the previous button, no one can get me.

OnePunch8 years ago
With or without their training I"d still win. After all, I did ONEHUNDRED PUSHUPS, ONEHUNDRED SITUPS, ONEHUNDRED SQUATS AND A TEN KILOMETER RUN, EVERY, SINGLE, DAY, FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS!!! *insert training montage*

GlutNy7 years ago
And yet, you’re completely bald and look like an egghead

giantgoat158 years ago
I hope the training was worth it

James Neville12 years ago
sounds fun where do I sign?

stand_user3 years ago
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satan-sama9 years ago
Singing "SNAKE EATER"

StaryTra_Button7 years ago
I have no soul, have a nice day !

alistair f10 years ago
I'll have enough training to kill them

Zolister7 years ago
Sounds like my type of job.

someoneonline9 years ago
that would be asome i would take them on if i can fight good so badass

TigerLily288 years ago
I'll just use my sweet ninja skills to defeat the assassins. WHYAAA :D

Rogue Arkham Merchant12 years ago
i would.

Lbrtrain2 years ago
$10 mil to have 120 failed assassination attempts over 10 years? not that bad ngl. And after those ten years I am a skilled combat and survival professional with $10 mil extra dollars.

Crisycrab9 years ago
Imma be a badass!!

Aaxx9 years ago
*sigh* It's that time of the month again.

YovanW5 years ago
At least theres a test like normal school but a practical test

littlestars9 years ago
i kill the assassin i cut off there head yayz [=( i did it

derpypandasnake888 years ago
So there isn't a downside

Iambenx9 years ago
Im badass

Itsyogurl_heaven7 years ago
Just think of it like your period

Anerivbo9 years ago
I'll use my 10 million dollars to get 100 body guards. There's no downside.

Timmcntire8 years ago
So much fun kicking bad guys" asses

FuckYourGrandma10 years ago
now senpai will notice me

Ducksquad8 years ago
What is the downside

\\"Kane\\"Garoo 10 years ago
Hire an assassin to kill the assassin

Tsunami_Wof11 months ago
Nah The North Koreans Ain’t gonna kill me not if my five star general dispatches my entire military on them

RizeKamishiro9 years ago
I will use my Kagune if I have to and besides it could be fun

Saltusecretagent7 years ago
HEY MOM BRB GOTTA KILL THIS ASSASIN. REALLY QUICKLY

zzzzzzzzzz9 years ago
YOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aeeera3 years ago
get bodyguards lmao

GideonMaximilian7 years ago
Sign me the fuck up

redbutonboss999 years ago
Hell Yeah I can be James Bond or agent 47 so he'll yeah

Tema9 years ago
Тут есть росиянены
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