You are paid $10 million to attend one year of incredibly intensive combat, survival, and weapons training.
but
Once per month for the next ten years, a randomly selected world government will dispatch an assassin to attempt to kill you.
I will not

Maharid 3 years ago
Nah, the year of training is not worth it.

Arcanedoom59 11 years ago
would anyone else have fun with this situation?

Ivannetre2040 10 months ago
Yeahhh
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JeezBeez 11 years ago
come at me bro! *presses button* Im waiting

connermckay 11 years ago
Your name's Bond, James Bond

Dan1234512 11 years ago
What about Pond? The fish.

CocoaButter 11 years ago
Sign here: ____________ Have a nice day!!

MindMaster_Studios 2 years ago
Signed: MindMaster_Studios
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Dante Shiranui 13 years ago
Now this just sounds badass and fun

lofine 9 years ago
Ikr
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Drake7011 11 years ago
Use training: kill ninja

Gerias 10 years ago
Got it, nobody knows how to kill an hentai slime girl.

Oli_BTW 6 years ago
emmmm. Emmmmmm!?

ArKade47 10 years ago
END OF THE ASSASSINS!!!

ThomasHooten 8 years ago
I'm a warrior and I ain't afraid of no assassin #make it rain

ProXelaetoR 11 years ago
Sooooo... More training?

Octomations 9 years ago
This is how it would happen. Assassin:*sneaks up behind me* Me:hehehe Assassin:time to die! Me:well I have my special attack Assassin:oh no! Me:*charges up attack* Assasin:NOOOOOOOOOO! ME:bribe Assassin:OK *assassin gets all his friends to work for me and I take over the world* The end

phamster17 9 years ago
i would assasinate the assasin

vert343 9 years ago
Simple fix: Use the $10 Mil to get a nice & well defended home, charge people for protection/mercenary services if you need more money

SeemsLegit 9 years ago
If I get professional training like this, assassins are nothing!

Mdancer0318 12 years ago
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JamesJay 10 years ago
I would invest part of that 10 mill in more than a year of training

Itsyogurl_heaven 8 years ago
I will just kill them with my incredible skills

the117doctor 9 years ago
With this and the musical underscore from the previous button, no one can get me.

OnePunch 9 years ago
With or without their training I"d still win. After all, I did ONEHUNDRED PUSHUPS, ONEHUNDRED SITUPS, ONEHUNDRED SQUATS AND A TEN KILOMETER RUN, EVERY, SINGLE, DAY, FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS!!! *insert training montage*

GlutNy 9 years ago
And yet, you’re completely bald and look like an egghead

giantgoat15 9 years ago
I hope the training was worth it

James Neville 13 years ago
sounds fun where do I sign?

stand_user 4 years ago
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GlutNy 9 years ago
Hunger Games AND a hitman after me? i see no downside to this

Owen jack 11 years ago
After that camp ima probably get fat again and idk eat

Zlaw60 10 years ago
Hell yeah

ILOVEEATINGALLTHEYUMMYPIES last year
vro that already happens since i'ms so famous and hot

frisk/chara 11 years ago
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Kittycatmax06 11 years ago
So if i know that i,ll just call the cops to make sure he can gard me. Right?

Le boi 10 years ago
Well you better use that training wisely mudda fucka

Young Guappo 13 years ago
Doesnt Matter at all unless they send the assassin before the training but after or during halfway the training the assassin will be like fighting a bunny as a tiger

Everythingsucksnotreally 5 years ago
...Can I become Spider-cat in the training?

Teamgrumpycat 9 years ago
Get body gurads, problem sovled

bigdill1000 10 years ago
Attempt

DoomfallMustang 6 years ago
So basically be James Bond?

HowlAlpha 11 years ago
Try me bitch

Onyxx 9 years ago
Let the games begin.

Greenjac002 11 years ago
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SatanicPsycho666 8 years ago
Honey it’s that time of the month again

LolGurl12345 11 years ago
Like hunger games with Snow and the thingys he sends at 'em.

Zacattac 9 years ago
once every month hide in bunker that has so many traps that even you only barely make it with a map

Firewarrior1217 11 years ago
I'M F*CKING KOROSENSEI OR KASUMA SENSEI GOOD F*CKING LUCK

X21 5 months ago
Why not?

TheREALbooperdooper 11 years ago
Well if I'm paid to become a bad ass pay someone to kill the killer or I could have some fun and kick some ass

Scrubling27 10 years ago
It doesnt say the govt employee makes it here, or that they ever succeed

sodeep 12 years ago
as long as I know the exact date, which I do, its fine

DisplayedName 3 years ago
I'm probably gonna die during training, and even if I survive, I'm probably gonna die again

mein-fuhrer 9 years ago
The life of a negro

GlutNy 8 years ago
dude no. just. no

minimite16 11 years ago
Well once I have done the intensive combat, survival, and weapons training I am good to go. The government is pretty much testing me

9u4ck3rs 6 years ago
Use ur 10 mill to buy a good security system

hello12321232102 11 years ago
buy a kick ass home security system
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