You control your weight
but
You lose 5 years of your life
I will not


Maharidlast year
WORTH IT!

drewhersch9 years ago
Just make yourself 2 pounds and super tiny so you can fit into small places and find the 5 years of your life.

KC_Lovaxlast year
Bug brain time
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Sensei8 years ago
I pressed a button before that made me immune to aging. Ha.

EthanSchwindt8 years ago
Me to

Shelby McDonald12 years ago
I can already control my weight, biatch.

BigChungus10094 years ago
Yah is ez
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SnowBall9 years ago
I do not give a fuck!

BlackCat227 years ago
I could be a super hero, I can fly while being super light and then make myself a billion tonnes and smush guys

ValerieParker7 years ago
That means, I would be able to manipulate my own weight. That would certainly be fun. And I don't want to live past the age of 65, anyway. Body weight does not equal body composition, btw. I would pretty much be the same size, whether I decide to "lose" or "gain"100 lbs.

Couchsessel9 years ago
Can I put my weight to a negative level? If so I'm totally in.

Duder9 years ago
If you can control it you can pretty much fly

SexFaceD10 years ago
Great now i can beat records and weigh 3 million pounds!!!!

Thrilmalia11 years ago
I´m happy with my weight and need those 5 years..

Nicholas Barker12 years ago
Im underweight

23lindsaam4 years ago
lol we try toodles. some of us eat like pigs and still can't gain weight xD
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Yi-Ying Lu12 years ago
sure I can be a thousand tons and squish people if I want... or feather light and float to places or whatever.

king samoria8 years ago
You will jave good luck forever if you find the ;- ::::::::::::::::::::::;::::::::::::

Jack Valentine12 years ago
im fat

Blood9 years ago
I dont regreat of nothing...

TheBlackMaster7 years ago
I can already tell just by looking that a fat person wrote this

Nickz13412 months ago
mas estarei na mesma faixa do karate, serie da escola, nivel da nataçao e turma do ingles, entao sim

Pooty10 years ago
Idc, I don't want to live to be very old anyway.

Boss98068 years ago
Its only 5 years

Eye of Cthulhu9 years ago
im underweigh but still im getting more weigh slowly

HyperSeymour8 years ago
No downside at all.

Minene-chan9 years ago
I like my weight...

rinacerous9974 years ago
Actually yeah if ur super heavy ur gonna break

chestnut11 years ago
i am fat i need it

Jahariramos9 years ago
Fuck

Scatman6 years ago
Same

Assassin Squid9 years ago
5 years isn't long

Lamvbk9 years ago
i like livng sooo yeah

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mazmaz9 years ago
meh, sure why not..

khatkadabanewala2 years ago
you can control your weight by exercise. its very simple

hatner10 years ago
With the things I've done for my weight I've probably lost five years already.

GaylordRetard8 years ago
I welcome death with open arms.

gfdfcf4 years ago
kill yourself right after pressing it to prove a point

Weed8 years ago
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BatmoIRINA9 years ago
So, 50% people care more about how they look, not about to live and have more time to see the beauty of the life.(I know that there are bad things too, don't be a bitch)

Roop a' Doop9 years ago
I hope you regret your grammar, at least. | V

Elemental_Angel7 years ago
Soo....

Wesley W.R.N.S9 years ago
Hey what am I missing, I'm just a........................... 90 pound 67 year old man.....!

newton2 months ago
我的体重一直都很理想

Ms. Emmy The Black Rose10 years ago
*Dies next day*

420dollarnosebleed8 years ago
I'm already probably gonna die young so what"s five more years?

rinacerous9974 years ago
also not be able too move

grabmyassbutt11 years ago
Losing five years > anorexia

GohanIsFav58 years ago
If you can control your wieght could you make s that it counters the 5 years lost?

FOXFIRE7779 years ago
We can work out wait a minute maybe you can't lift #Rekt

TheMiningMushroom9 years ago
YOu already can control your weight if you stop being lazy!

imboutmyskrilla4 years ago
5 years aint even that much tho

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