Will You Press The Button?

Maharidlast year

WORTH IT!

drewhersch9 years ago

Just make yourself 2 pounds and super tiny so you can fit into small places and find the 5 years of your life.

sregiinetahi17 days ago

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Sensei8 years ago

I pressed a button before that made me immune to aging. Ha.

EthanSchwindt8 years ago

Me to

Shelby McDonald12 years ago

I can already control my weight, biatch.

BigChungus10094 years ago

Yah is ez

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SnowBall9 years ago

I do not give a fuck!

BlackCat227 years ago

I could be a super hero, I can fly while being super light and then make myself a billion tonnes and smush guys

ValerieParker7 years ago

That means, I would be able to manipulate my own weight. That would certainly be fun. And I don't want to live past the age of 65, anyway. Body weight does not equal body composition, btw. I would pretty much be the same size, whether I decide to "lose" or "gain"100 lbs.

Couchsessel9 years ago

Can I put my weight to a negative level? If so I'm totally in.

Duder9 years ago

If you can control it you can pretty much fly

SexFaceD10 years ago

Great now i can beat records and weigh 3 million pounds!!!!

Thrilmalia11 years ago

I´m happy with my weight and need those 5 years..

Nicholas Barker12 years ago

Im underweight

23lindsaam4 years ago

lol we try toodles. some of us eat like pigs and still can't gain weight xD

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Yi-Ying Lu12 years ago

sure I can be a thousand tons and squish people if I want... or feather light and float to places or whatever.

king samoria8 years ago

You will jave good luck forever if you find the ;- ::::::::::::::::::::::;::::::::::::

Jack Valentine12 years ago

im fat

Zyzz Shavershian9 years ago

Look at me cunt. Look at me. Do I look like I need this. Fuark

blubuggie6 years ago

I'm fat and already want to die

thatdudedotcom9 years ago

That would be awesome i could be superhero

alFxnzx7 years ago

Ima hopefully die when im like 70 and i dont really see the difference in 70 or 65 so...

EverFreeGaming9 years ago

Yeah, Now I can live my Feederism fantasy

dragon ball9 years ago

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PLOGZ9 years ago

So i sit on someone and then all of the sudden i become 1000000 Kilo man hehehehehehe

Animallover246783 years ago

fine

fandomchick10 years ago

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YEETUSCLEETUS4 years ago

I make my weight so perfect and healthy so I don't die of old age

Davedigger20109 years ago

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just sayan(pun)9 years ago

judge:its a 50/50!

Blood9 years ago

I dont regreat of nothing...

TheBlackMaster7 years ago

I can already tell just by looking that a fat person wrote this

Eye of Cthulhu9 years ago

im underweigh but still im getting more weigh slowly

Nickz134last year

mas estarei na mesma faixa do karate, serie da escola, nivel da nataçao e turma do ingles, entao sim

Pooty10 years ago

Idc, I don't want to live to be very old anyway.

Boss98068 years ago

Its only 5 years

chestnut11 years ago

i am fat i need it

HyperSeymour8 years ago

No downside at all.

Minene-chan9 years ago

I like my weight...

rinacerous9974 years ago

Actually yeah if ur super heavy ur gonna break

Assassin Squid9 years ago

5 years isn't long

Jahariramos9 years ago

Fuck

Scatman6 years ago

Same

WereDragonKing9 years ago

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Lamvbk9 years ago

i like livng sooo yeah

GaylordRetard8 years ago

I welcome death with open arms.

mazmaz9 years ago

meh, sure why not..

khatkadabanewala2 years ago

you can control your weight by exercise. its very simple

hatner10 years ago

With the things I've done for my weight I've probably lost five years already.

BatmoIRINA9 years ago

So, 50% people care more about how they look, not about to live and have more time to see the beauty of the life.(I know that there are bad things too, don't be a bitch)

gfdfcf4 years ago

kill yourself right after pressing it to prove a point

Weed8 years ago

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Elemental_Angel7 years ago

Soo....

Roop a' Doop9 years ago

I hope you regret your grammar, at least. | V

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