Will You Press The Button?

Swimpienator 3 years ago

ha i was immortal from the last button press

Mitchell 10 years ago

Well getting old is a kind of physical disorder, it causes your body to degrade phisicaly. If u never get old, u never die. So, what is half of infinity

meatloave last year

Excellent loophole! Half of infinity? Hmmmmmmmmmmm.......a bunch? A bunch sounds right

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big BOOM 10 years ago

i hate my life anyway

1337master 8 years ago

NO! My mental disorders make me who I am! And I actually kinda love my anxiety, because I live With it, sooo... Don't judge me! *Jumps out of window, shredding at the saxophone while doing so*

Trey KrazyGalaxy Nielsen 13 years ago

i'd rather have the shemigani eye

bucketofblonk 5 years ago

velocityraptor omg you were the one that made the shimigani eye button

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CollinCarter 9 years ago

Downside. Not. Detected.

Happyhaby 9 years ago

Yep

Iain Cavins 13 years ago

Plot Twist: life expectancy raises to 200 years old in the near future.

Dayna Morris 13 years ago

No thanks. I'd rather have ADHD

Schplexus 6 years ago

Well ADD counts as ADHD as far as I know.

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Drey Blevins 13 years ago

As someone who is sick a lot of the time (I had cancer earlier this year) I would do this. I would do this hard.

Deeznutsgotem' 11 years ago

*i would do this hard* *pokerface*

DABOSS541345 11 years ago

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Crusader2113 9 years ago

Death is physical so...

jake13 11 years ago

I like having dollusions though

Simyn64 10 years ago

WTC is wrong with commenting don't you just hate when it does this.rn Its so weird

Simyn64 10 years ago

OMFG it did it twice wtf

Nosger 11 years ago

But I Presses a button before Two minutes, wich said, I will Life Forever. Mathematic description, Please!

lion23 11 years ago

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Schplexus 6 years ago

I like some of my disorders. Some others are hell tho.

A FREAKING DUCK 11 years ago

Lol I have no diseases or anything, I wouldn't press this button if it reduced my life expectancy by 10% xD

LevinKiss 9 years ago

Hell no

Derpy_Link 11 years ago

Who's to say that I wouldn't live to 200?

KidScion 11 years ago

My ADHD is what makes me, me, do I think I'll not click that button.

Dark_Raven97 11 years ago

so im dead now or isit the time left wich is halved?

lavaleader 11 years ago

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Pickleszach 9 years ago

If you get no sickness your lifetime is majorly extended so the 50% that is taken will still leave you with a longer than average lifetime.

laughs_menacingly 7 months ago

i'm probably only gonna live half my life anyway so this is a win

Uriel VÃ¡zquez 13 years ago

And lose the sick leaves? No, thanks.

rexafun12 10 years ago

i said I will not cause I think that i'd rather live longer and see my freinds more

BorbingoBoy 11 years ago

Leave* xD

lunastarshine 11 years ago

I have cancer now.

lion23 11 years ago

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Chazrave 11 years ago

@lavaleader have you no life?

Leg 9 years ago

The Last one said I had any superpower, so I choose immortality.

DrInconsiderate 9 years ago

Have fun when the sun dies

jshaw71 11 years ago

Why not? even though if I don't have many years left as it is, may as well spend them healthy...

Migdin1 10 years ago

Age is a physical disorder, and wounds, wich means i will alot longer

DeathStarDestroyer 11 years ago

I've just pressed an immortality button so no downside

lion23 11 years ago

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xtreme-outside 5 years ago

I clicked yes...

Richard Shao 13 years ago

IMMORTALITY

AZERRRRRRRRRRRRR 11 years ago

I rule the world (I have a robot army) and create a line of dictators.

Ninjaawesomeness1 9 years ago

I NEVER get sick

joujoubox 11 years ago

What's the point of livng for 100 years if you spend it all sick?

Badger Punk 11 years ago

You can't reduce a lifetime by a percent as you would then have to reduce that and then that and then that

UndertaleFreakX 11 years ago

I already never am sick (Í¡° ÍœÊ– Í¡°)

emeraldgreenwolfaged22 11 years ago

Im all good with that hahaha

jessica06 9 years ago

Quality over quantity

Cosmic Communist 10 years ago

I like having ADHD, actually. Cuz with medication, I can control it, but since the H is very emphasized in me, it's like being naturally high 24/7. Why the hell do I want to lose that? xD

Lucaribro501 11 years ago

But i don't have any disorders and i rarely get sick.

KiLEdEnNis 11 years ago

rip autistic people

lion23 11 years ago

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KarmaOkami 8 years ago

Id rather keep my EHS

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