Will You Press The Button?

Swimpienatorlast year

ha i was immortal from the last button press

Mitchell9 years ago

Well getting old is a kind of physical disorder, it causes your body to degrade phisicaly. If u never get old, u never die. So, what is half of infinity

Shadowlegend_910 months ago

Infinity / 2

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1337master7 years ago

NO! My mental disorders make me who I am! And I actually kinda love my anxiety, because I live With it, sooo... Don't judge me! *Jumps out of window, shredding at the saxophone while doing so*

big BOOM9 years ago

i hate my life anyway

Trey KrazyGalaxy Nielsen12 years ago

i'd rather have the shemigani eye

bucketofblonk3 years ago

velocityraptor omg you were the one that made the shimigani eye button

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CollinCarter7 years ago

Downside. Not. Detected.

Happyhaby8 years ago

Yep

Iain Cavins12 years ago

Plot Twist: life expectancy raises to 200 years old in the near future.

Dayna Morris12 years ago

No thanks. I'd rather have ADHD

Schplexus4 years ago

Well ADD counts as ADHD as far as I know.

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Drey Blevins12 years ago

As someone who is sick a lot of the time (I had cancer earlier this year) I would do this. I would do this hard.

Deeznutsgotem'9 years ago

*i would do this hard* *pokerface*

DevsLTU9 years ago

Sure i will get naked and jump in the street when its winter

DerpyDolphin9 years ago

I'll murder and create a youth Portion from kids souls

EDMisMyLife11 years ago

With how shitty the world has become, I wouldn't mind this...

Zeroofthekings8 years ago

Sense its actually the side effects of getting old that kills you and not actually getting old itself and this gets rid of that... you live forever and half of infinity is still infinity. Also my ocd and such makes me who i am.

Ben133459 years ago

Well a disorder is ur life reduced so I win

CCthecat9 years ago

U know what guys Just don't go on the road carelessly so u don't meet any accidents or murder And hell knows how long you might live divided by 2? XD

lion239 years ago

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Cubixxx2 years ago

When you get sick, it is caused by your body fighting off germs. If you never get sick, does that mean your body refuses to fight off the germs? If so, won't you die sooner?

Adofl Hilter12 years ago

lol i get sick once a YEAR

lion239 years ago

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LauraTruver7 years ago

Reply to me sing is e p

LauraTruver7 years ago

Tt Rrrrrrr Ppppppp Fffff Qq Q&A plx

huantedmind9 years ago

Losing my autism and depression might actually be worth half a life

Citrine8 years ago

Already pressed a button that makes me immortal

MrCharles9 years ago

Well you usually die of something in your body gone wrong so ... immortality basically as your life would be 50% of infinity

death2claw9 years ago

Stralin did stuff right.

DaIrishSpartan9 years ago

wait it said reduced? shit i thought it said your liftime has 50% added

Brandon Stinson12 years ago

Better to enjoy life and die young than to suffer for your whole life.

UnrealSMAT5 years ago

I want to die

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago

HELL NAW

lion239 years ago

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xXx_Pink_Sheep_Fan_xXx9 years ago

Pink Sheep makes all his fans immortal lol jk

DavidG_429 years ago

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Kittenlover1018 years ago

I pressed a button for immortalty so ha!

muchael10 years ago

so.... Get reduced lifetime or get reduced lifetime... It's a lose/lose

hufflepuffhaley8 years ago

Epilepsy/chiari/anxiety/depression sucks, but I want to live every moment I get. I"d rather live will all my shit thank you.

GamersCat9 years ago

I'd rather be able to be sick, being sick gives you a day off from stuff like school and work :D

lion239 years ago

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lion239 years ago

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Badassgirlnerd7 years ago

Great I get to die sooner AND not have depression/anxiety/not get sick. Wow!

Bon_Bon6669 years ago

you can just say half -_-

DeathSkull45008 years ago

there is no upside....... if you didnt press the button you would live 100% of your life and if you pressed the button you would never be sick again but there would be no point since living 100% of your life is better

Wax Wlaymore9 years ago

fuck that iv already got a 50 year life span

hollandcasino9 years ago

it is like being sick

SsAnDeRsOn29 years ago

No thanks I want to live a full life

Austin Whitlow12 years ago

isn't death considered an illness on med bottles?

never2569 years ago

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bloodyfox1104 years ago

Y E S :^)

xXxxPu$$yslayerxXx9 years ago

All the edgy dark kids are like. OH I totally am a psychopath so I better press the button

lion239 years ago

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Heromine41239 years ago

I already don't get sick so there is no point

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