Will You Press The Button?

Maharid 2 years ago

I want to invent a visrus that work automatically and wipe out all evil people of the world, once made i don't even have the need to buy it.

meatloave 10 months ago

The human race would go totally extinct to a person.no one would survive.'evil' just isn't our default setting it is the foundation stone upon which out dna is made. Go to a group of people that represent a cross section of all human tribes and ask them i... [Show full comment]

235x0 2 years ago

Me "Hello sir I would like to buy a inter universe portal staff" Him "Ok that will cost 1 (dead) Eevee and the heart of Ash Ketchum, so you will have to give me that after you get this staff" Me "Ok sure I already want to kill Ash and killing an Eevee too... [Show full comment]

WhyDoiExistAnymore 5 years ago

i would invent something, but have a patent accepted already before i invent it. So the idiot who takes the credit will be sued.

eggybreadcool 2 years ago

thats actually a big brain move

dankmemes101 9 years ago

"PRUCHASE"

LissaDaPanda 11 years ago

I would give all the money to my mom and have her get me things.

Vortex1212 9 years ago

Just print your name on the product. Simple loophole

Callum Macdonald 13 years ago

I would invent a statue of me. Whoever is given credit instantly becomes a fan of mine.

Leaf_it 8 years ago

NO

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Mai-chan 9 years ago

Every invention is worth 50 cents.

GsterBlaterUnd3rtale 10 years ago

After I invent a machine that creates items out thin air money will become irrelevant therefore who cares about the boost in price I can create money out of thin air!. Also I think I get to keep the original so screw it!

Punkinator last year

Hamburger guy boy do i have a question for you

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SemiIsback 8 years ago

I would invent an Evil-Destroying machine, a time machine, a shrink machine, and pocket computers

StormyAnne 9 years ago

What is pruchase?

Meghan Rader 13 years ago

Bacon printer, here I come!

John R. Lewis 13 years ago

I lost interest after the 4th paragraph.

Scarose 10 years ago

there aren't any paragraphs at all. It's 3 sentences total.. at least 4 makes a paragraph if it's decent enough and the standard is 5 sentences. You must have meant after the 4th line.

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720BlazeScopeMLG 11 years ago

mebbe

Water_kadet 2 years ago

Sooo… my best friend get the fame but I am the brains. So, nothing changes?

ElessarTelcontar 9 years ago

Ask someone else to buy them for you.

Imagimanfullofpower 7 years ago

Idea: every person with my name gets all items purchased 100% free

Gregory2002 10 years ago

Like tesla

rocketman5004 11 years ago

a cool robot butler that costs no money :P double the price and you have to pay 0$

xXxxPu$$yslayerxXx 11 years ago

TOO LONG M8

Madis Otenurm 13 years ago

It's just like cool stuff that are made in foreign countries :)

Mythiplier 9 years ago

Who said they"re good ideas?

Crusader2113 9 years ago

A device to make everyone me. Destroy money. Conquer all the universe with my creations.

leweirdo 11 years ago

make a terrible invention, now he is responseble for it. enjoy the credit you bastard.

Michael_823 11 years ago

LOL Yeah

Tynam 10 years ago

No brainer. Invent better power, nanotech assemblers and structural printing. Watch entire human species become impossibly rich. Paying twice as much as others doesn't matter much when the entire economy improves by more than a factor of two.

GinkgoBiloba 11 years ago

SO. MUCH. THINGS. TO. READ.

NothingKing 4 years ago

So someone mentally mooches off my ideas I just make bad ideas for inventions years after they get famous, they get the blame, I get to watch the downfall of their name

0Bennyman 12 years ago

Money printer, I make one for myself. GG.

Littlebigbutton50( Í¡&deg; ÍœÊ– Í¡&deg;) 10 years ago

then kill that son of a bitch who gets the credit

Jojorhoades 9 years ago

My parents can get all the credit and they can buy it for me.

KillerCubePlays 11 years ago

Just stick "copyright (desired name)" on it...

noobynumbskins 11 years ago

you would just be a guy at a meeting who said "what if we make a blank!" and everyone would make it, but you would just get the income you always got

Koridon 2 years ago

Just make bad stuff, blame it all on your friend, who got the fame from the good stuff, and boom

pikachugaming456 9 years ago

Well, what if you don't want to buy your projects?

B0JACK 6 years ago

I would invent things that cost 1 dollar

Axios 10 years ago

Since no one else did, i guess ill do it... "Pruchase"

Roaryboy 11 years ago

Agreeing with Arkbetae here

Chiaroscuro-chan 11 years ago

What if I invented a "find the inventor of this device machine?"

Bigdaddyfuze 9 years ago

What"s the point

DeathStarDestroyer 11 years ago

Copyright protect it. Let's see if someone takes credit now! :D

Michael_823 11 years ago

LOL Yeah

Netsuki 3 years ago

Of course not. It's already too expensive for technology that exist already. I will not pay double.

GsterBlaterUnd3rtale 10 years ago

Anything you say? Sooo... I could invent a device that has people realize that I'm the one doing it and that will make them give me a... let"s say 1,000% discount. In everything ever, then I can get credit and save the world!

DotStar 10 years ago

"If it is technically possible"

lolgirl29 11 years ago

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Littlebigbutton50( Í¡&deg; ÍœÊ– Í¡&deg;) 10 years ago

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Daqa1225 10 years ago

But it will go for pruchase

Arkbetae 12 years ago

I'd invent 3 things. Vitrual Reality; A cure for all sicknesses; and a cure to the masses of homophobic, fandom hating, suicide encouraging shitholes on the internet.