Will You Press The Button?

Maharid5 months ago

I want to invent a visrus that work automatically and wipe out all evil people of the world, once made i don't even have the need to buy it.

235x011 months ago

Me "Hello sir I would like to buy a inter universe portal staff" Him "Ok that will cost 1 (dead) Eevee and the heart of Ash Ketchum, so you will have to give me that after you get this staff" Me "Ok sure I already want to kill Ash and killing an Eevee too...[Show full comment]

WhyDoiExistAnymore4 years ago

i would invent something, but have a patent accepted already before i invent it. So the idiot who takes the credit will be sued.

eggybreadcool11 months ago

thats actually a big brain move

dankmemes1018 years ago

"PRUCHASE"

LissaDaPanda9 years ago

I would give all the money to my mom and have her get me things.

Vortex12128 years ago

Just print your name on the product. Simple loophole

Callum Macdonald12 years ago

I would invent a statue of me. Whoever is given credit instantly becomes a fan of mine.

Leaf_it7 years ago

NO

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Mai-chan8 years ago

Every invention is worth 50 cents.

GsterBlaterUnd3rtale8 years ago

After I invent a machine that creates items out thin air money will become irrelevant therefore who cares about the boost in price I can create money out of thin air!. Also I think I get to keep the original so screw it!

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

It says it nust be possible

SemiIsback7 years ago

I would invent an Evil-Destroying machine, a time machine, a shrink machine, and pocket computers

StormyAnne7 years ago

What is pruchase?

Meghan Rader12 years ago

Bacon printer, here I come!

John R. Lewis12 years ago

I lost interest after the 4th paragraph.

Scarose9 years ago

there aren't any paragraphs at all. It's 3 sentences total.. at least 4 makes a paragraph if it's decent enough and the standard is 5 sentences. You must have meant after the 4th line.

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will da boss9 years ago

if its a hobo then yes

Leili7 years ago

B R U H I want the credit

Neonboy048 years ago

Who cares if i can't have it, what matters is that it"s there

UnknownGhostR549 years ago

Pruchase

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Jetcatz10938 years ago

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Spongygames9 years ago

If I made it for free, no one earns anything but machines~! I win.

Hayley Jean McAuliffe12 years ago

Make a machine that makes your dreams come true

Krouton9 years ago

Yeah but any reasonable invention would theoretically boost productivity and efficiency in the world. For example FTL travel, teleportation, self-replicating robots. Everyone's life is better therefore my standard of living is better so regardless of the r...[Show full comment]

TheManlyMan8 years ago

Grammar

DarkMatter9 years ago

I would make a counterfeit machine that only I can use

mlglol2239 years ago

Hell to da no

ok_then8 years ago

...my thought are death...

AFellowStargazer7 years ago

SAO vr set, here I come.

CeeZedP3e9 years ago

Just get your friends to buy you your sex robots, duh.

Grumpynyan10 years ago

I'd invent stuff that would be useful to me

Sceptiledude9 years ago

Thank me for flying cars and actual hoverboards

Teagster267 years ago

have my name printed on it

deadpool4life 9 years ago

I'm good

Niehoe8 years ago

30% of zero is still zero...

SuperKael9 years ago

technically no downside, because these inventions wouldn't exist at all if it weren't for me.

heatfromfire3 years ago

a machine that instantly vaporizes someone entirely, you would only need to purchase it once and it would be made of materials cheap enough to mass produce

Austin Farnot12 years ago

Invent a machine that can blend any given objects together. Example Not sure if you want an orange or a banana put it in the machine and you have an orange banana. or other way around.