You become Batman.
but
You will never see your friends and family ever again.
I will not


Maharid2 years ago
What Nightwing of the Titans Series say about Batman.

DennisGR9 years ago
I AM FUCKING BATMAN I DONT NEED ANYONE

AisCool8 years ago
Omg your profile pic and comment go so well together! 🤣

Somerandomwizard7 years ago
Ha ha, jokes on you, I don’t have friends! ... hello darkness my old fri- oh, yeah T_T

Sitor9 years ago
batman the hero or batman the city? :/

Migdin17 years ago
But that doesnt make sense, why would anyone want to be one of the greatest heroes ever, when you could be a city!
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ItaPita117 years ago
A. Batman"s family are dead B. Batman has no friends, for he is Batman. Batman only has people he does not punch in the face with his money powers. Batman does not love. He punch, or he is not punch. (if you can't find the humour in this comment I hope Batman punches you in the balls)

Alex Gorcea12 years ago
Fuck'em.

The Howling Wolf7 years ago
Pervert
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DedicatedOtaku8 years ago
Isn't that basically who batman is? He has no parents and I'm 99.9% sure he has no friends.

chris13141518 years ago
I will friend with superheros:))

JediKnight8 years ago
Always be yourself............Unless you can be Batman then be Batman

autocar668 years ago
Ok i cant see them as badkamer ill Just change back...

JustAGuy9719 years ago
I"M BATMAN!!!!

Capflame9 years ago
You know why I said yes? BECAUSE I"M BATMAN!!!!

masterchief11770149 years ago
i work alone

TheUnkn0wnN00b9 years ago
Robot family!

TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt9 years ago
I really couldn't do this.there is someone very important to me that I couldn't live without. I don't care for my foster family

just press it (or don't)9 years ago
i don't even like batman, so what, and family and friends are life, how will you get married

Migdin18 years ago
Not everyone wants to get married.

Alexander Rinard12 years ago
Batman has no family. And fuck your friends. You're Batman.

sayomina009 years ago
Damian Wayne. Son of Batman.
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Kaitlyn Burke12 years ago
So in other words, I become Batman?

Lory Alice Bay12 years ago
30% of people press the button and 100% of them are assholes...

KianaTheSalad9 years ago
I am not going to have gender change any time soon

OscarNechvoglod8 years ago
why risk my life every day AND lose friends and family

joshua200510 years ago
I have an answer to the "never seeing your friends and family again" part. It's called GETTING A LIFE

ASmolPansexual8 years ago
Man y"all are assholes if you"re like "Who cares about family" or "fuck them" and even just plain ignorant like "WOAH I"M BATMAN" like how do you actually become that douchebag to say that? See this is why I hate being part of the 21st century generation. Assholes.

GangsternauwL8 years ago
Thats "BAT" news

lololololololol10 years ago
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That one guy that you hate next door9 years ago
Guess what, more spammmm

Lolidol god9 years ago
Got this twice

yesmann4 years ago
Who needs friends?

T.F.G9 years ago
Do I get to see CatWoman

sonicj019 years ago
just talk to them and dont look at them

Letsmine7 years ago
BECAUSE I"M not batman

Migdin18 years ago
Atleast it is better than having them murdered....

Cuddlebutt11 years ago
Didn't matter what the alternative was, the second I saw Batman, I knew my destiny. I am Batman.

CharlieBPlays 10 years ago
Because a lot of them are dead?

Watermelonman8 years ago
So, i never see batman"s friens and family? Im fine with that.

Matthew Vosten12 years ago
you had me at batman

113575339 years ago
Who likes batman?

Migdin18 years ago
Most people, he could kill superman if ge wanted to.

SecondEleven2 years ago
I Will Eat Batman Ass

ElyasHero9 years ago
Batman dont have family and friends

Urocjon8 years ago
Nope. Batman is boring...

Aurora magi10 years ago
just make new friends. seriously im sure superman has space hulu in his fortress. ill go over to watch space cartoons.

NIKLSON5 years ago
Yeah

Buzzinlight9 years ago
I hate DC so...

JoeyIbanez8 years ago
Yay New Justice Friends Club

that random girl10 years ago
I don't have friends or family. *cries in corner*

Altaf asad9 years ago
Dont mind being batman really

kade_playz10 years ago
The downside is the same as being batman so....

lexihyral8 years ago
Batman never saw his family ever again after he became Batman.

Gabrieljynkx9 years ago
nope I'd rather not become a mentally tormented billionaire besides I don't have it in me to hurt another human no matter who they are

Giuligirl7 years ago
I can be fucking BATMAN!!!

I am batman9 years ago
I am allready batmam
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