Will You Press The Button?

Spaghetti_thing 9 months ago

Who tf is batman

Maharid 3 years ago

What Nightwing of the Titans Series say about Batman.

DennisGR 10 years ago

I AM FUCKING BATMAN I DONT NEED ANYONE

AisCool 9 years ago

Omg your profile pic and comment go so well together! 🤣

Somerandomwizard 9 years ago

Ha ha, jokes on you, I don’t have friends! ... hello darkness my old fri- oh, yeah T_T

Sitor 11 years ago

batman the hero or batman the city? :/

Migdin1 9 years ago

But that doesnt make sense, why would anyone want to be one of the greatest heroes ever, when you could be a city!

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Alex Gorcea 13 years ago

Fuck'em.

The Howling Wolf 9 years ago

Pervert

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ItaPita11 9 years ago

A. Batman"s family are dead B. Batman has no friends, for he is Batman. Batman only has people he does not punch in the face with his money powers. Batman does not love. He punch, or he is not punch. (if you can't find the humour in this comment I hope Batman punches you in the balls)

DedicatedOtaku 9 years ago

Isn't that basically who batman is? He has no parents and I'm 99.9% sure he has no friends.

chris1314151 9 years ago

I will friend with superheros:))

JediKnight 9 years ago

Always be yourself............Unless you can be Batman then be Batman

autocar66 10 years ago

Ok i cant see them as badkamer ill Just change back...

JustAGuy971 10 years ago

I"M BATMAN!!!!

Capflame 10 years ago

You know why I said yes? BECAUSE I"M BATMAN!!!!

masterchief1177014 10 years ago

i work alone

TheUnkn0wnN00b 10 years ago

Robot family!

Alexander Rinard 13 years ago

Batman has no family. And fuck your friends. You're Batman.

sayomina00 10 years ago

Damian Wayne. Son of Batman.

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TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt 11 years ago

I really couldn't do this.there is someone very important to me that I couldn't live without. I don't care for my foster family

just press it (or don't) 11 years ago

i don't even like batman, so what, and family and friends are life, how will you get married

Migdin1 9 years ago

Not everyone wants to get married.

Kaitlyn Burke 13 years ago

So in other words, I become Batman?

Lory Alice Bay 13 years ago

30% of people press the button and 100% of them are assholes...

Rory 11 years ago

Who doesn't want to be a billionaire who can live his life in debauchery if he wishes and have all the women he wants?

Dark22 5 years ago

thats literally batman in a nutshell lmao

queenelsa 11 years ago

I still want to see my friends and family, even if I do become Batman.

dankmemes101 9 years ago

I don't want to be a man...

freezetaggers123 10 years ago

so Batman

FROGU 7 years ago

This is Batman history

IsabellaVerdone 9 years ago

Well if I'm Batman I have no family and friends

vorpike 12 years ago

what's the point in becoming batman?

BenSnow 11 years ago

That's the definition of becoming Batman

Nick Groves 13 years ago

batman sucks

Hzz 10 years ago

I become Bruce Wayne also then yes you can just do so much more good as him

Migdin1 10 years ago

You dont have to qrite the downside, the death of you family is a part of being batman.

Elinoss 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

NathanDurfee 9 years ago

Sooooooo you become batman

GuardianOfHate 11 years ago

He says that you never see then again but not WEN you never see they again

Ammar2005yasser 6 years ago

I don't have friends already : l

DaPenguin 11 years ago

GG I am not turning into batman he is a very bad superhero.

Emocookiecat 9 years ago

I am batman

Aranagranda90 11 years ago

I like people and im a girl so batgirl?

SmiteG4m3r 10 years ago

Penis

death rider 10 years ago

who needs them I'm Batman

HermioneJeanGrangerandJamesBuchananBarnes 8 years ago

COME ON PEOPLE YOU COULD BECOME BATMAN

renos1 11 years ago

NT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five ... [Show full comment]

That one guy that you hate next door 11 years ago

I hate the spam

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sanchopancho02 10 years ago

Im batman

ChizimAbagi 9 years ago

Never seeing your family and friends is still being Batman so they are asking would you want to be batman OR NAH

Khang4 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever? Boy: no Girl: do you even like me? Boy: no Girl: would you cry if I walked away Boy: no She'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes. The boy grabbed her ... [Show full comment]

That one guy that you hate next door 11 years ago

How the duck is there more spam

Dickhead123 10 years ago

Batmans parents are dead

dankmemes101 9 years ago

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Mario Mario 11 years ago

Batman didn't have friends anyway and I love my family so nah

luanso6 5 years ago

hello

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