Will You Press The Button?

SeekerIce205719 years ago

So I'm Peter Pan, but I can Neverland.

NintendoSauceYT4 years ago

Yes

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minimegaman090last year

Government would have some choice words with you if you press this

MinecraftMooAnn10 years ago

You never actually touch the ground anyway (science loophole!)

BrandonLoder7 years ago

It doesn't say touch the ground it says don't land

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Aawsome2 years ago

if its like wings no if its like floating yes

Tsuvaldo9 years ago

You never really touch the ground because of electrons

ItsCatBreadYT4 years ago

Me too

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joestermaster8 years ago

ILL WEAR A PIGEON COSTUME AND SHIT ALL OVER MY ENEMIES CAR.

LilmanMarcell7 years ago

WTF

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Slayer225219 years ago

Hover a plank lenght over the ground.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Planck’s* length*

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joestermaster8 years ago

Ill be the mma world champion in the no-weight category, fucking win the olympics in the high jump, long jump, and racing plus i get the sweet bonus of mindfucking scientists.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Uh… flying is against the rules of the high jump.

Travis James Cordeau12 years ago

Hover?

I_Play_Minecraft_Guy5 years ago

Exactly

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Thatmovingdeadthing9 years ago

Technically we are always hovering, because the electron opposition to other objects. If we didn't have this, we would always fuse with things, animate or inanimate.

Bossitronio20148 years ago

True. Looks like you beat me to the comment!

2TrucksHavingSex69697 years ago

You can be 1 nanometer off the ground

Buttonpresser3147 years ago

Nice username bud

Sasusaku8 years ago

You cant land but u can crash

ASAEDRIS8 years ago

why does the rule "what goes up must come down" not apply to peter pan? because he neverlands

the117doctor8 years ago

I could look like I'm skating...up a building

Adelina9 years ago

All you gotta do is fly with your feet like, a centimeter above the ground so you look normal. Then you have superpowers. You'll also have major ninja skills cause nobody can hear your footsteps. Not to mention your peter pan cosplay will be sick as fuck.

CherryBombPoP7 years ago

“How do you sleep at night?” Floating above THE WORLD

Rikki43287 years ago

why are all the downsides that kid who says to the teacher, "Oh, Mrs. Peters, you forgot to grade our homework today!"

Reallynono7 years ago

I can’t have any fun In a pool.no!!

23lindsaam5 years ago

Well... you could fly while in the water... kinda. But if you never touch the ground does it really count as landing? You probably still could.

IOwn3ComaOboes8 years ago

I can just hover a slightly off the ground.

DasJoosh8 years ago

Why the hell would you want to land?

The_w0lf_of_f1re8 years ago

Hover .00000000000001 mm above the ground

AriT3218 years ago

cant you just hover half of a millimeter off the ground?

JKx9 years ago

I will just hover like Raven so im cool

Kittenlover1017 years ago

Right. Cool.

SBURBIAN9 years ago

Just hover above the ground all the time go all starfire on this shit

HamilMemes7 years ago

Just like John Egbert.

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Tou Ly12 years ago

I'll just crash

Kittenlover1017 years ago

Full of glass.

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Iliya Streshinski12 years ago

Whenever I want to talk to someone I will just hover an eighth of a millimeter off the ground

Kalle Mohammad Aloui12 years ago

Goodbye gravity. At least I can hover.

Jack Vitz12 years ago

Marcy just floats.

Areyou Mymummy12 years ago

what that is not a problem that is not a bad thing

Takuya Gurobu12 years ago

Oh, I see what he did there, I think? (Neverland because Peter Pan flies?) XD

Dreamwarrior1410 years ago

Crashing counts though right

Void21218 years ago

By day he is Clark Kent, an average newspaper employee, but whenever theres crime...

doughbrown11 years ago

we all fly on a 1^-8 cm up from earth so

NintendoSauceYT4 years ago

Can I just hover above the ground? As long as I can still do human things then I'm fine

Fabulousmidori9 years ago

Imagine taking a dump..

Lemon_Goddess3309 years ago

I see no downside

DoomfallMustang5 years ago

Just hover 2 millimeters off the damn ground

MetaKnightFangirl9 years ago

I Dont see a downside

KubGirl148 years ago

There"s no downside. Landing is overrated.

SameonJegging7 years ago

Your shoes can touch the ground

Bfry99 years ago

There's an ad on my left side for a hover board ðŸ˜…ðŸ˜…ðŸ˜…ðŸ˜‚

BrandonTran8 years ago

They never said anything about crashing softly on my feet.

BlahBlah12310 years ago

lavaleader I was just about to type that.

vinicyos9 years ago

i can hover really closer to the floor right?

Felipe Gonzalez-Rocha12 years ago

If I cannot land this means my wing muscles are so strong that for whatever I can infinitely which means even if I cant land it won't matter ill just float or hover a centimeter off the ground whenever I need or want to... Smartacles

Randomguynuberwhoevencares8 years ago

So what? I think 1nm (0.000000001m) isn't touching the ground, right?

asdfghjklqwertyuiop10 years ago

50/50

Vanillascout9 years ago

You're technically never truly in contact with anything. If you'd actually in contact with something (on an atomic level), you'd merge with it.

JordanTurner7 years ago

where is the downside? i can hover like the smallest length ever away from the ground.

D3v0n4 years ago

You can just fly like really close to make it look like you are walking

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