Ill be the mma world champion in the no-weight category, fucking win the olympics in the high jump, long jump, and racing plus i get the sweet bonus of mindfucking scientists.
Technically we are always hovering, because the electron opposition to other objects. If we didn't have this, we would always fuse with things, animate or inanimate.
Bossitronio20148 years ago
True. Looks like you beat me to the comment!
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2TrucksHavingSex69697 years ago
You can be 1 nanometer off the ground
Buttonpresser3147 years ago
Nice username bud
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Sasusaku8 years ago
You cant land but u can crash
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ASAEDRIS8 years ago
why does the rule "what goes up must come down" not apply to peter pan? because he neverlands
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the117doctor8 years ago
I could look like I'm skating...up a building
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Adelina9 years ago
All you gotta do is fly with your feet like, a centimeter above the ground so you look normal. Then you have superpowers. You'll also have major ninja skills cause nobody can hear your footsteps. Not to mention your peter pan cosplay will be sick as fuck.
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CherryBombPoP7 years ago
“How do you sleep at night?”
Floating above THE WORLD
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Rikki43287 years ago
why are all the downsides that kid who says to the teacher, "Oh, Mrs. Peters, you forgot to grade our homework today!"
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Reallynono7 years ago
I can’t have any fun In a pool.no!!
23lindsaam5 years ago
Well... you could fly while in the water... kinda. But if you never touch the ground does it really count as landing? You probably still could.
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IOwn3ComaOboes8 years ago
I can just hover a slightly off the ground.
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DasJoosh8 years ago
Why the hell would you want to land?
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The_w0lf_of_f1re8 years ago
Hover .00000000000001 mm above the ground
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AriT3218 years ago
cant you just hover half of a millimeter off the ground?
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JKx9 years ago
I will just hover like Raven so im cool
Kittenlover1017 years ago
Right. Cool.
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SBURBIAN9 years ago
Just hover above the ground all the time go all starfire on this shit
Whenever I want to talk to someone I will just hover an eighth of a millimeter off the ground
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Kalle Mohammad Aloui12 years ago
Goodbye gravity. At least I can hover.
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Jack Vitz12 years ago
Marcy just floats.
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Areyou Mymummy12 years ago
what
that is not a problem
that is not a bad thing
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Takuya Gurobu12 years ago
Oh, I see what he did there, I think? (Neverland because Peter Pan flies?) XD
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Dreamwarrior1410 years ago
Crashing counts though right
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Void21218 years ago
By day he is Clark Kent, an average newspaper employee, but whenever theres crime...
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doughbrown11 years ago
we all fly on a 1^-8 cm up from earth so
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NintendoSauceYT4 years ago
Can I just hover above the ground? As long as I can still do human things then I'm fine
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Fabulousmidori9 years ago
Imagine taking a dump..
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Lemon_Goddess3309 years ago
I see no downside
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DoomfallMustang5 years ago
Just hover 2 millimeters off the damn ground
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MetaKnightFangirl9 years ago
I Dont see a downside
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KubGirl148 years ago
There"s no downside. Landing is overrated.
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SameonJegging7 years ago
Your shoes can touch the ground
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Bfry99 years ago
There's an ad on my left side for a hover board 😅😅😅😂
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BrandonTran8 years ago
They never said anything about crashing softly on my feet.
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BlahBlah12310 years ago
lavaleader I was just about to type that.
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vinicyos9 years ago
i can hover really closer to the floor right?
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Felipe Gonzalez-Rocha12 years ago
If I cannot land this means my wing muscles are so strong that for whatever I can infinitely which means even if I cant land it won't matter ill just float or hover a centimeter off the ground whenever I need or want to... Smartacles
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Randomguynuberwhoevencares8 years ago
So what? I think 1nm (0.000000001m) isn't touching the ground, right?
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asdfghjklqwertyuiop10 years ago
50/50
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Vanillascout9 years ago
You're technically never truly in contact with anything. If you'd actually in contact with something (on an atomic level), you'd merge with it.
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JordanTurner7 years ago
where is the downside? i can hover like the smallest length ever away from the ground.
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D3v0n4 years ago
You can just fly like really close to make it look like you are walking
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