Will You Press The Button?

You can have anything you want. Any one thing, real or fictional.

but

Owning that object is not legal for you and carries a hefty sentence if you are caught with it.

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VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago

gimmeh a death note

Psykness 4 years ago

Thanos" full gauntlet. 🔴👈🏾

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skyblesplah 11 years ago

what if i wanted a cloak of invisibility?

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago

Thanos gauntlet snap away everyone who tries to stop you OH WAIT I CAN'T SNAP MY FINGERS UHHHHHHHHHH

ellioputra 3 years ago

Father, help... *Vanishes*

Azvid 4 years ago

does a anime cat girlfriend who can hide her tail and ear at will count?

Logical thinker 10 years ago

It says not legal for YOU get caught, throw it at someone and say "it was you" -Peter griffen

GrowlingMammal7 10 years ago

I actually didn't think about that... Good job!

ththomas9 6 years ago

A magic pill that gives me God like powers

theemeraldking 3 years ago

Or a whole bottle

what55555 10 years ago

The One Ring. Everyone will piss off

Gorflop 9 years ago

Lol yea

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LOLLoopholes 9 years ago

A machine that creates other things. Step one: Deathstar. Step two: threaten to destroy planet with Deathstar if they go after me!

bookworm1985 11 years ago

Pegacorn/Alicorn

VelocityRaptor28 10 years ago

you also get a free mode of transportation, though illegal

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Thaxano 11 years ago

A pass for keeping what i have

Buttonpresser314 9 years ago

But the only thing you"d have is a pass...

Psycho_slayer 10 years ago

Any weapon from rwby (come at me cops)

Dos1023 9 years ago

Gotta have that scyth

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Marije Boskma 13 years ago

Tardis.

AzureNightfalle 9 years ago

Perfect!

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Gracicorn15 8 years ago

I choose a Deathnote.

AlphieaTheWolf 9 years ago

I'll have something from an anime and have it with normal weeabo stuff, it will just be looked over as one of the weeb stuff, YOU"LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!!

datboi111 9 years ago

a deathstar... no one is gonna have the balls to arrest me

Awesomeness8 9 years ago

If I get Thor"s hammer they won't be able to confiscate it. XD

lakotaSHIPTON 10 years ago

a memory eraser from MIB to erase the memory of anyone who saw me with it

Doge360 10 years ago

Sounds like a contraband item in The Escapist if anyone knows what I am talking about.

Flameice2 10 years ago

Yes

Temmie! 10 years ago

Another button

Temmie! 10 years ago

A cheese...

Leah_770 9 years ago

I love your profile pick I LOVE TEMMIE

FaithLaPene 10 years ago

Make it invisible to other"s and if not then use it against others!

High on Potassium 10 years ago

cat girls anyone?

AshGTTY 8 years ago

Yes plz

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MgraalPenny 10 years ago

i can have anything i want so i can have any object of my choice and its not illegal boom #loophole

queen of the jeffs 10 years ago

invisibility cloak! try find me now.

Myself123 10 years ago

I want a cloak of invisibility

PokemonMaster48 10 years ago

Get a Charizard. Flamethrower will solve all of your problems.

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

Correction, FIRE BLAST ATTACK!

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Jenny Olsen 13 years ago

T.A.R.D.I.S anytime, anyday

Aladhin Svedlund 13 years ago

Id choose a pokemon!

DuDono 6 years ago

Haha jirachi go brrr

Brendan Reguera 13 years ago

sonic screwdriver. easy to conceal

the117doctor 8 years ago

A TARDIS can create anything.

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Zak Randol 13 years ago

Any one thing? How about the powers of Goku at the end of buu saga! Just Try to take me in!

Chris Paulus 13 years ago

I'd be a fugitive with my Pokemon!

Samuel SundstrÃ¶m 13 years ago

A bead of Lerasium! :)

pressmedont123 11 years ago

not legal anywhere? ever? or just where I am? Because there's this thing you do called moving....

DankityDankDankMemes 9 years ago

Invisible never-ending pizza box. Bam.

NLMikey 10 years ago

Love to see them try

Pokemon girl 12 years ago

a Pokemon

Toopty2256 9 years ago

\give me mind controller x3162 /give me handcuff, tazer x12354 heehee

Marc Horton 13 years ago

14. owning a gun isn't legal for me yet.

ErenGaming 8 years ago

Iiiiimfiiiiiiniiiiiiityyy gaaauuuunnnnttleeeeeeeettt

RootinTootinPutin 10 years ago

I"d have a Tyranitar for sure.

MNITIMMY 10 years ago

"How did you get in jail?", "Owning a doge"

Kirk Tucker 13 years ago

Genie lamp.

yococo 5 years ago

what if it is literally a bottle of ketchup of smthn

AlphaWord 10 years ago

Tardis or harry potter wand AAAAARRRRGHH

PinkyPie 11 years ago

Thas Bullshit.

G3eklyxgamer 8 years ago

I can think of at least three hundred items that would immediately the gate that affect

Themanpotato 10 years ago

I'd just get what ever I want then go around in a Mancini no one fucks with a guy in a Mancini

tymanaZ 11 years ago

so the harry potter invisibility cloak.

Mysticshrub 9 years ago

The love of my life

DarkOverlord2 10 years ago

so dont get caught. easy enough

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