You would write a best-selling novel
but
You would have an ugly scar across your face
I will not


I_DONT_UNDERSTAND_TAXESlast year
a scar isn't that big a deal

minimegaman09010 months ago
so what i have a scar, i'm still getting PROFITS

elasp_bth9 years ago
Scars ain't a big deal, and my dream since I was 5 is to write a bestseller.

angelcorpse9 years ago
Good luck

Tayler Martin12 years ago
Scars are fucking awesome.

Snoopy10127 years ago
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
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Budster5 years ago
Why the frick would I not want a bad ass scar?

Devmiester9 years ago
More like a badass scar

Vorgi5 years ago
I have one on my elbow which looks like a demented dry Spanish cucumber

Whatamidoing38 years ago
Downside? I'll look fucking badass

BartekTomasik7 years ago
Is that Tord or Chara?

Kittenlover1018 years ago
It would be a large scar diagonally from the bottom right of my face to the top left.

FlorencePierce8 years ago
Sounds way cool. I"d buy that - and the book!

JessS8 years ago
Freakin Harry Potter!! If he wrote his own books …

Vinil Scratch9 years ago
This sounds amazing! Why wouldn't you want an awesome scar?

Annie4Realz9 years ago
Scars are actually pretty cool.

Curtis Karpe9 years ago
the scar will be super tiny and scar are awsome

LusciousLevitticus8 years ago
It says it will be across your face so it won't be tiny

Kacchan6 years ago
Guys, just use make-up.

Spooder-Mu7 years ago
I"M HARRY FREAKIN" POTTER!

DonutKing7 years ago
Lol good joke

Lzke7 years ago
Interviewer: So where did you get this scar? Me: I got it from fighting a dragon back in my youth. Sneaky bastard, thought it could just launch a surprise-attack...

thiccboi7 years ago
I don't see a downside, I don't care if my legendary scar is ugly, it'll help me get a victory royale

GamerAsh257 years ago
That honestly sounds badass

Sweets04128 years ago
My friends said she picks at her scabs because scars make you look cooler.

FlorencePierce8 years ago
Your scar would totally rock the sales anyway, funding at least 5 other books (especially as you either change the story of how you got the scar with each book launch, or better yet, you refuse to comment, letting urban legend sell more books yet!).

P78 years ago
I'm a badass author, hell yeah!

TheRadiantDehd8 years ago
Hahaha. I'm a writer, AND I"ve got more than enough scars on my face for me, and the Brady Bunch, So it"s a pure win for me.

Snickers228 years ago
eh i can live with a scar

Tannaz Azad12 years ago
Scars are awesome but if said scar isn't awesome then I can use the money from the book to fix it

D YellowMadness8 years ago
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Princessofgame9 years ago
I will use The book to fix my scar. But only if it is very terrible. I don't think that scars are very horrible

Princessofgame9 years ago
The money of the book, i mean

Catnipmisty 9 years ago
Cool scar that will be me

TheShadowWolf9 years ago
Badass best selling author with a scar? Why not

NewAgeWizard10 years ago
Novel writer + scar = INSTANT BADASSERY

Rocco Cannone12 years ago
idc id look like tyrion lmao

Kel VoiceBox12 years ago
It's a made up tale about ow I got the scar.

Nina Fontana12 years ago
remind me of harry potter ... except the scar is not especially ugly

Dylan DeMaris12 years ago
It would make you have character

Robert Forrest Dockham12 years ago
Chicks Dig Scars

Dayna Morris12 years ago
Doesn't matter, I'd still be a best - selling author

Ethan Schroeder12 years ago
Already got one.

Col Anderson12 years ago
People would then call me Scarface :P

Erik Pavlovitšev12 years ago
The last piece of becoming The Joker...Proceed

Gina Janic12 years ago
I will be called Scar Face from now on

Kelsey Starbuck12 years ago
Would you like to know how i got this scar?

Selmar Koning12 years ago
i already have 8 of those scars on my face, so number 9 can join in as well

Smile-Dog Jpg12 years ago
I don't see a downside?

Otaku Alex12 years ago
Scars are awesome. Pls make happen. Oh wait, I don't write books and never will.

Glockachu4 years ago
I alreadyy havee like 15 scars

kakajoju9 years ago
Who didnt press this button dont like books (or scars).

Fleecy277 years ago
Be a bad ass

sodwhite9 years ago
well even so they will till love me.

OmniOmega8 years ago
write a post apocalypse novel, and make sure the scar is one of those stereotypical "vertical eye crosser" apocalyptic bad-ass scars. win win.

HotSauceBear10 years ago
I'll just make sure the scar is bearable .

daniilz168 years ago
If Harry Potter was JK Rowling

Peridot_4_life9 years ago
That's fine with me. The book could be about Scar's (from TLK) life as a cub told from his perspective!!!! That would blow some minds

emmmmmmmm.3 months ago
I don't care.I always stay in my home.
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