You would write a best-selling novel
but
You would have an ugly scar across your face
I will not

I_DONT_UNDERSTAND_TAXES 3 years ago
a scar isn't that big a deal

minimegaman090 2 years ago
so what i have a scar, i'm still getting PROFITS

Tayler Martin 13 years ago
Scars are fucking awesome.

Snoopy1012 9 years ago
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
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elasp_bth 11 years ago
Scars ain't a big deal, and my dream since I was 5 is to write a bestseller.

angelcorpse 11 years ago
Good luck

Devmiester 11 years ago
More like a badass scar

Vorgi 6 years ago
I have one on my elbow which looks like a demented dry Spanish cucumber

Budster 6 years ago
Why the frick would I not want a bad ass scar?

Whatamidoing3 9 years ago
Downside? I'll look fucking badass

BartekTomasik 9 years ago
Is that Tord or Chara?

Kittenlover101 9 years ago
It would be a large scar diagonally from the bottom right of my face to the top left.

FlorencePierce 9 years ago
Sounds way cool. I"d buy that - and the book!

JessS 10 years ago
Freakin Harry Potter!! If he wrote his own books …

Vinil Scratch 11 years ago
This sounds amazing! Why wouldn't you want an awesome scar?

Annie4Realz 11 years ago
Scars are actually pretty cool.

Curtis Karpe 11 years ago
the scar will be super tiny and scar are awsome

LusciousLevitticus 9 years ago
It says it will be across your face so it won't be tiny

Kacchan 8 years ago
Guys, just use make-up.

Spooder-Mu 8 years ago
I"M HARRY FREAKIN" POTTER!

DonutKing 8 years ago
Lol good joke

Lzke 8 years ago
Interviewer: So where did you get this scar? Me: I got it from fighting a dragon back in my youth. Sneaky bastard, thought it could just launch a surprise-attack...

thiccboi 8 years ago
I don't see a downside, I don't care if my legendary scar is ugly, it'll help me get a victory royale

GamerAsh25 9 years ago
That honestly sounds badass

Tannaz Azad 13 years ago
Scars are awesome but if said scar isn't awesome then I can use the money from the book to fix it

D YellowMadness 9 years ago
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Sweets0412 9 years ago
My friends said she picks at her scabs because scars make you look cooler.

FlorencePierce 9 years ago
Your scar would totally rock the sales anyway, funding at least 5 other books (especially as you either change the story of how you got the scar with each book launch, or better yet, you refuse to comment, letting urban legend sell more books yet!).

P7 10 years ago
I'm a badass author, hell yeah!

TheRadiantDehd 10 years ago
Hahaha. I'm a writer, AND I"ve got more than enough scars on my face for me, and the Brady Bunch, So it"s a pure win for me.

Snickers22 10 years ago
eh i can live with a scar

Princessofgame 11 years ago
I will use The book to fix my scar. But only if it is very terrible. I don't think that scars are very horrible

Princessofgame 11 years ago
The money of the book, i mean

Catnipmisty 11 years ago
Cool scar that will be me

TheShadowWolf 11 years ago
Badass best selling author with a scar? Why not

NewAgeWizard 12 years ago
Novel writer + scar = INSTANT BADASSERY

Rocco Cannone 13 years ago
idc id look like tyrion lmao

Kel VoiceBox 13 years ago
It's a made up tale about ow I got the scar.

Nina Fontana 13 years ago
remind me of harry potter ... except the scar is not especially ugly

Dylan DeMaris 13 years ago
It would make you have character

Robert Forrest Dockham 13 years ago
Chicks Dig Scars

Dayna Morris 13 years ago
Doesn't matter, I'd still be a best - selling author

Ethan Schroeder 13 years ago
Already got one.

Col Anderson 13 years ago
People would then call me Scarface :P

Erik Pavlovitšev 13 years ago
The last piece of becoming The Joker...Proceed

Gina Janic 13 years ago
I will be called Scar Face from now on

Kelsey Starbuck 13 years ago
Would you like to know how i got this scar?

Selmar Koning 13 years ago
i already have 8 of those scars on my face, so number 9 can join in as well

Smile-Dog Jpg 13 years ago
I don't see a downside?

Otaku Alex 13 years ago
Scars are awesome. Pls make happen. Oh wait, I don't write books and never will.

OmniOmega 10 years ago
write a post apocalypse novel, and make sure the scar is one of those stereotypical "vertical eye crosser" apocalyptic bad-ass scars. win win.

HotSauceBear 11 years ago
I'll just make sure the scar is bearable .

Glockachu 6 years ago
I alreadyy havee like 15 scars

kakajoju 11 years ago
Who didnt press this button dont like books (or scars).

Fleecy27 9 years ago
Be a bad ass

sodwhite 11 years ago
well even so they will till love me.

Finn3us 8 years ago
Vladimir Shtukov with his famous novel: Gulag and how I managed to survive

daniilz16 9 years ago
If Harry Potter was JK Rowling

Peridot_4_life 11 years ago
That's fine with me. The book could be about Scar's (from TLK) life as a cub told from his perspective!!!! That would blow some minds
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