Will You Press The Button?

mnop3 months ago

Define "have"? If I choose a female tigress, will she belong to me by law, but will try to eat me (as a normal tigress would) OR will she be my loyal pet? If the latter, it might be worth the pimple-sized-dick-removal-surgery. If the former, then I'll just adopt a kitten from a shelter instead.

kittyguy14 days ago

also define small, it could mean small in relative to other dicks or small relative to a human leg (so 9 inches)

genthn9 years ago

I HAVE NO DICK YAYYYY

Zer0billion8 years ago

You grow one then

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Tooty8 years ago

What if you"re a female and straight? Can we have any man we want but have small tits?

SeabassJames7 years ago

Nope. You get any female (doesn't have to be for romance), and you get a small penis that you didn't have before. It can either grow from your body or be a disembodied penis that is handed to you by the female you get.

PogChamp694 years ago

I get a girlfriend and a larger penis? Count me in

Samantha Evelfa de Mattos12 years ago

Not a very universal question

Lepidobatrachus-laevis4 years ago

MAKE THE FUCKING SANDWICH

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NyaXNekoSleepyKinq8 years ago

Okay, first of all people need to stop assuming genders and sexualities. Second of all, no

Bxsic7 years ago

Shut up bitch no one cares

Mai-chan8 years ago

I don't want females and I don't have a dick.

Mai-chan8 years ago

I know it"s not a big deal. Never said it was. However...still don't want a dick. XD

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Youthfuldragon294 years ago

i already have a small dick lol

Personwithagun2 years ago

That’s what I said 😂🥲😢😥😓😪

killstien9 years ago

Sexism! I refuse to answer

Bxsic7 years ago

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Elise Taylor12 years ago

As a female myself, this is especially troubling.

EvanCarnell7 years ago

So u will have a small Virginia

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Bhavya8 years ago

Anything for Selena Gomez.

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

Yes HANDS OFF!!!

x_Stardust_x8 years ago

Joke"s on you I'm a pansexual female. No dick and more chances thanks

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

What does PANSEXUAL mean? O.o

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Lillyanderson7 years ago

I hate how women are objects up for bargain on this app

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

Well if she does not mind I'm OK.

ShianaWolfie7 years ago

I did not cause I'm a girl XD

Kate Lagana12 years ago

What's up with all the dilemma questions hoping we can treat women as objects and it'll be OK? Just saying..

datboi4274 years ago

ikr? i too am a dude and i think thats some fricked up crap that some guys think its ok to treat women like a possession. and NO, im not a simp, i just have a strong feeling about this topic for some odd reason... probs cuz im bi. and like 2% femboy but we dont talk about that

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StormyAnne7 years ago

Sooo I get to live out my fantasies of being with women AND get to experimant with having a penis? FUCK YEAH BOI!!!!!

MGGoku8 years ago

DID U JUST ASSUME MY GENDER

shalemik7 years ago

Yup

Some-Random-Girl8 years ago

I don't have a dick, I have a vagina and I'm gay as hell so....

AngryBirdsgirl8 years ago

I'm a girl so..........

Hawk-Of-Doom8 years ago

*Joyfull cheers eminate from transboys* I honestly don't see the downside hahaha

John--8 years ago

You cant get a girl with a small dick

dankmemes1018 years ago

Some girls don't care about dick size *cough cough me*

Galagacat8 years ago

I'm bi sooooo

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

I'm dislikeing mmdfreack1410 just for that picture!

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prototip998 years ago

How small is small?

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

It couldn't be much smaller than yours! ;-D

Ryan Hash12 years ago

Obviously if you can have every woman you want the size isn't what matters.

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Don't count on it.

Devin Brink12 years ago

already have a small dick, just a win for me lol

Gravityfallsfan2 years ago

Same

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Gabriel Vaughn12 years ago

I'm gay tho...

Mclovin20169 years ago

same here

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Tosj Brooks12 years ago

But..I'm a lady

Zer0billion8 years ago

You grow a dick then

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ZestyDEMON17 years ago

Already have one

Vulcan9 years ago

Ok I don't understand the comment thing when is say FUCK it says "comment too short" but I can put what it's acceptable WTF

ThomasJULY1110 years ago

I'm no lesbian so this would suck

Teletubbie6 years ago

So I get a free girl heck yeah (already got the little one)

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS9 years ago

dosent mean you cant have sex

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS9 years ago

plus why dont makers of this EVER THINK OF GIRLS

Aiden641last year

Im Asexual

Lostboything9 years ago

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Chris01118 years ago

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKK U

CorruptedDNA 10 years ago

What if people don't want a female.

SpiceandSugar7 years ago

Well since I'm female I didn't have one in the first place, also I'm lesbian. This seems fine.

shanechan9 years ago

HELL NO I LIKE MY DING A LING

Loophole-alert8 years ago

FIFTY FIFTY? WOAH.

RallyHitzZ9 years ago

Really?!

Rerun249 years ago

No upside. The button reduces women into an object to possess and gives you a small dick. That doesn't sound fun. Plus I don't even want female companionship.