Will You Press The Button?

AcedOut9 years ago

Being immortal would suck crap. When the world ends you'd just be sitting in space alone, forever.

EriStitch2 years ago

Yeah

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Akvela9 years ago

Imagine....a gold fish floating through space on a magical fish ADVENTURE!!!

skigma3 months ago

wholesome

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TurtleSnakeFrog9 years ago

I AM THE MIGHTY IMMORTAL GOLDFISH! FEAR ME YOU MORTALS! FEAR ME!!!!!!

Bloodandashes8 years ago

Did you forget what else you were gonna say?

zombieslayer dragon born9 years ago

Evolve

1337master7 years ago

Goldfish evolved into... Slightly bigger Goldfish!

All_Sham_No_Wow9 years ago

I don't want to be a goldfish forever... What happens if my owners have a cat, and it eats me... I'd have to watch as.... Leeaarrnninggg..... Whoop de fricking do....

gadlygamer3 years ago

easy crawl out of the cat like an absolute boss, slap in the face with your fin then just hop back to your tank like an absolute badass

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theshyminion880910 years ago

American dad right here

RedCrossLord10 years ago

I become that fish from American Dad? Fuck Yeah

EnderWolf217 years ago

Goldfishes forget everything in 5 minutes whats the deal bro?

nomnomnomnomnom14 years ago

Goldfish can remember things for up to a year. An improvement, but not ideal.

Alioli7 years ago

I said yes to shape shifting a few minutes ago! I beat the game!

Malcolmxt8 years ago

Living forever is already a no. A gold fish....

Mikuelious8 years ago

No upside...

THE_COLOSSAL_BUTTON8 years ago

How is it even in the 69"ers category ?

quickstirke8 years ago

As well as I'm Immortal

NovaJ7219 years ago

Goldfish has 3 sec memory... Why not, tho.

zues6destroyer9 years ago

3 month memory minimum........

Sakura Valentine12 years ago

But think about all the times you'll be flushed down the toilet.......

GarfunklScoob9 years ago

Oh yeah the toilet is my favourite place to flush myself

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Aaron Yoder12 years ago

blub blub

Peter Sibbald12 years ago

Blub. Blub.

Gino Deinum12 years ago

Goldfish on land awesum

Valma Bumstead12 years ago

Hell yeah

calebheff8 years ago

"How long have you been alive?" "I can't remember!"

Draven Hileman12 years ago

That sounds awesome.

CCthecat9 years ago

nooooooo

Z0m41e7 years ago

Swimming though the universe!

Loltoast4510 years ago

Goddammit

Andy29 years ago

Essentially this is a interesting question.You would be immortal but you would have no concept of space or time.You would be unaware of any time passing because fish do not possess the ability of higher cognitive thinking.Ignorance is bliss as the guy who ...[Show full comment]

Legandarygaming9447 years ago

It"s cool but you will have no powers no wonder how Percy Jackson got his demigod power

benmasky210 years ago

i don't see the upside

TeamKobus28 years ago

No upside

MGGoku8 years ago

HeLL no

S. italy11 years ago

too late bitch! *shoots self in the face* *lives 'cause is a FUCKING NATION HELL YEAH!!*

TheNamesCornflake9 years ago

you wouldnt even know your immortal XD you would just be a goldfish how do we know every goldfish isnt immortal allready fuck they dotn even know

ABBEH9 years ago

At least I don't have to deal with humans as much. Maybe I'll even set a record for longest living goldfish and be praised throughout the world

ImmoralDesire9 years ago

Immortal doesn't mean invincible, you can die from other causes but old age

Hugobult5 years ago

Oh being immortal and tiny. Yes please. So I can be flushed down the toilet.

Ozalon_gaming8 years ago

If the world ends, you would have no water and you would eternally sufficate

stopreadingthis7 years ago

i want to die right now why would i want to be immortal? stupidddddd

HereForTheSakeOfIt8 years ago

I'm now a goldfish! Wait... Why did I press the button?

Mewtwo9 years ago

Blub.

Zantku9 years ago

I'm fine with that as long as the cat isn't immortal!

megamanrules1239 years ago

That. Is. Hell.

noahthenotdummy8 years ago

How do you know i"m not a goldfish

katsune10 years ago

Would I be like a giant goldfish

Genderless_fleshsack4 years ago

*suicidals pressing no instantly*

A correct man9 years ago

Blub blub *Bored* Blub blub *Bored*

Rocket0468 years ago

Why a goldfish though?

Noah Tassi12 years ago

Who wouldn't wanna be a goldfish.

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

Like Klaus from American Dad he never seems to die and I never see them feed them!

Addison712310 years ago

i dont see a differance if im i fricking goldfish fricking i love goldfish you stupid question i love immortality but goldfish for eternity woah woah woah were going very far with goldfish how many lives 9 like a cat or how many a frog has???? idk in the future im a human so yeah!

_Poofyhairedgirl_9 years ago

Immortality is lame. It's good for the first couple of billion years, but after that, you're floating around in space, getting roasted by dying stars, getting shriveled because there's no water, suffocating because there's no air, floating around for eternity...

Technocolor1358 years ago

The goldfish will rule someday and you will be sorry you pushed that button

Octonocto9 years ago

Goldfish aren't self-aware and lack the gift of experience.

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