You will gain immortality
but
You will be a goldfish for eternity.
I will not

AcedOut 11 years ago
Being immortal would suck crap. When the world ends you'd just be sitting in space alone, forever.

EriStitch 4 years ago
Yeah
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Akvela 11 years ago
Imagine....a gold fish floating through space on a magical fish ADVENTURE!!!

skigma 2 years ago
wholesome
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TurtleSnakeFrog 11 years ago
I AM THE MIGHTY IMMORTAL GOLDFISH! FEAR ME YOU MORTALS! FEAR ME!!!!!!

Bloodandashes 9 years ago
Did you forget what else you were gonna say?

zombieslayer dragon born 11 years ago
Evolve

1337master 8 years ago
Goldfish evolved into... Slightly bigger Goldfish!

All_Sham_No_Wow 11 years ago
I don't want to be a goldfish forever... What happens if my owners have a cat, and it eats me... I'd have to watch as.... Leeaarrnninggg..... Whoop de fricking do....

gadlygamer 4 years ago
easy crawl out of the cat like an absolute boss, slap in the face with your fin then just hop back to your tank like an absolute badass
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theshyminion8809 11 years ago
American dad right here

RedCrossLord 11 years ago
I become that fish from American Dad? Fuck Yeah

EnderWolf21 8 years ago
Goldfishes forget everything in 5 minutes whats the deal bro?

nomnomnomnomnom1 6 years ago
Goldfish can remember things for up to a year. An improvement, but not ideal.

Alioli 9 years ago
I said yes to shape shifting a few minutes ago! I beat the game!

Malcolmxt 9 years ago
Living forever is already a no. A gold fish....

Mikuelious 9 years ago
No upside...

THE_COLOSSAL_BUTTON 9 years ago
How is it even in the 69"ers category ?

quickstirke 9 years ago
As well as I'm Immortal

NovaJ721 11 years ago
Goldfish has 3 sec memory... Why not, tho.

zues6destroyer 11 years ago
3 month memory minimum........

Sakura Valentine 13 years ago
But think about all the times you'll be flushed down the toilet.......

GarfunklScoob 10 years ago
Oh yeah the toilet is my favourite place to flush myself
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Aaron Yoder 13 years ago
blub blub

Peter Sibbald 13 years ago
Blub. Blub.

Gino Deinum 13 years ago
Goldfish on land awesum

Valma Bumstead 13 years ago
Hell yeah

Broccolidaddypig last year
ERROR 504: UPSIDE NOT DETECTED

AndreitaPambisita 11 years ago
Menuda mieeeeeerda tío para ser un puto pez de oro puff

nukechicken 9 years ago
Already have upside

Cartoon Reaper 12 years ago
Already immortal

BloodyClawandArrow 10 years ago
I want to be immortal and help people but it's fishing useless if you have no hands so no.

AlexanderMassey 9 years ago
The end of the world has happened and there is SPACE GOLDFISH

David Herzog 13 years ago
when im immortal ill find a way to turn myself into a human again. even as a goldfish.

sonicj01 10 years ago
i would die if i wasnt in the sea immortal just means cant die of old age

GodOfLasagne 5 years ago
Imagine having to watch everybody die around you. Imagine having to watch everything around u perish. Imagine lying on ur scaly side, alone, on a deserted planet, unable to move as ur only a goldfish. To the 25% pressing the button - THINK ABOUT THAT.

Ethan The Frisbee Trickshot Guy 11 years ago
If this is the case, immortality isn't worth it.

GhostGirl627 10 years ago
The snack that smiles back ;)

OUTSMARTER 8 years ago
IT IS CRAP. WHEN U LIKE 649 YEARS OLD YOU LOOK LIKE A CRAP SACK AND YOU CANT MOVE OR DO ANYTHING. WHEN THE WORLD ENDS YOU WILL VE FLOATING IN SPACE.

Ray Marc 11 years ago
Finding Nemo status

Zombeast21 9 years ago
no.... just, just no

Loopholes_galore 9 years ago
Double lose

c spears 11 years ago
i'd just go to hell and get it over with

CraftyPugManGamer 10 years ago
I don't care if they give my infinite money I'm not being a gold fish

TheFlamingFalcon77 11 years ago
that ....... sounds ......... AMAZING!!!!!!!!!

Oplayer1 10 years ago
I SEE NO DOWNSIDE BEING A GOLDFISH IS AMAZING!!!

n8nja 4 years ago
blu blub

Gardevoir130 9 years ago
I'm the prophecy fish from dbz super

BLU Engineer 12 years ago
DownsIde?

Swortsi 7 years ago
Just wait for evolution to kick in

CrookDragoon666 11 years ago
Than I would be a goldfish with an interesting life, like Darwin from The Amazing World of Gumball

JoshLockaby 9 years ago
WHY not

JaffaCakeGaming321 10 years ago
GOLDFISH

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timm the impaler 11 years ago
It would suck to watch everyone i love die. Mortality is a gift.

Dainster 8 years ago
A goldfish on a trip to save humaity and Time

80HADES08 11 years ago
yay humans can eat me

MusicCreeper last year
那可能连思维都没有了,这种没有意义
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