You can drink poison and your body stores it in your eyeballs to squirt at people
but
you instantly become known around the world as a criminal.
I will not


LittleHeizi6 months ago
You need to ingest poison so for it to just squirt out of your eyes wouldn't matter unless they catch it in their mouth. It would need to be venom i think. Not sure though

Sudokori 10 years ago
Known as a the only criminal in the world without a criminal record. Kinda cool when you think about it.

LittleHeizi6 months ago
True, didnt think about it like that

StraightOuttaMewni8 years ago
Me:Hiya! Racists:Ugly black thing!! Me:*Squirts poison* Me:Have a nice day!

Terabyte3 years ago
depending on who you are, this either has no upsides or no downsides

Achillesoncestood11 months ago
I don't know tbh

xSodium9 years ago
This is stupid, why would you ever want poison stored in your eyeball..

BakudeuIsGreatFiteMeh7 years ago
Why would you not?
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Alexis McCann11 years ago
so what exactly is the downside??

autocar669 years ago
Dont see it eighter :P
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Bushra Khan12 years ago
HELL YEAH

BuzzyBoi2034 years ago
Imagine getting lectured by a kared then you squirt poison at them
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SoufsButtonBashing7 years ago
Even now,world in anarchy.....because of me , WHERES IS YOUR BATMAN NOW

wowza488 years ago
So... I"d be Dr Mcninja"s dad?

derpisthebestweapon9 years ago
so your basically Justin bieber to the elder-lies?

Xchynf4209 years ago
you could be like the horned lizard!!!!!

Fabulous Giraffe10 years ago
THE COPS SHALL FEEL MY WRATH

Laurenl042910 years ago
Why the hell would I want to squirt poison out of my eyeballs?

Caelantree7 years ago
squirt it at the people you hate

Gareth Battersby12 years ago
as well I should, I'm squirting poison at people with my eyes

Mangomagmaman7 years ago
Not that you find poison at your local corner shop that you can just buy without any suspicion

MattiasParadox10 years ago
*squirts poison on cops*LOOPHOLE

LostCheese8 years ago
I can be the Kellog of the world!!!

HEAVY METAL MUSCLE CAR GUN LOVING FIST FIGHTER9 years ago
So basically you're Reptile from MORTAL COMBAT(well, sort of) but all cops from around the world hate you, sounds like a recipe for danger.

bosslantisgamer9 years ago
you would have your eye burned

CAKESWAG9 years ago
I'm not a snake XD

NeonFlash7 years ago
Is supposed to be a reference to something

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noOneElseButME8 years ago
I WILL BE FOREVER KNOW AS CYANIDE EYES

idleteen6669 years ago
why the fuck would I want to drink poison

herobrine9 years ago
what is the point of this?

Drarry12398 years ago
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Pommesbudenwerfer9 years ago
Wut?

Hiddlesbatch7 years ago
Sounds funny

Niehoe8 years ago
So be drunk every day HELL YEAH!!!!!!

MrMadPig 9 years ago
??????????????

CedricNicholas7 years ago
thats disgusting

Dereka123last year
AMATERASU!!!

Spector9 years ago
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TommyWeatherly8 years ago
OMG he stole a pen from Tammy LETS GET HIM!!!!!!!

KaWaII InSaNiTY9 years ago
if its in my eyeballs, does that mean my eye will turn colors o.o

Latooflo8 years ago
So I can drink bleach without a downside?

Arachnaut9 years ago
ILL DESTROY THE COPS WITH MY POISON

BlueBlade5 years ago
"Bully me again and you get the eye poison"

Nebulously cool9 years ago
Spray potions that make me non crinimal

denisboss9 years ago
STUPID

Imaginewagons7 years ago
I will kill people with poison them im a criminal

Paultheunicorn10 years ago
Eyeball poison is against the law? Dang.

GaelLara7 years ago
i will kill my worst enemy >:)

ninjatiger10 years ago
Gross

oldnotweak9 years ago
you still gotta PROVE IT, BITCHES!

Crazykrab9 years ago
what if you are a criminal for stealing candy or something

afanboyofmanythings9 years ago
worst super villain EVER

biggie0cheese3 years ago
YES

devilsadvocate6899 years ago
I wonder why

Con8 years ago
Fake crying mercury to fuck up people"s skin. Nice
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