You can drink poison and your body stores it in your eyeballs to squirt at people
but
you instantly become known around the world as a criminal.
I will not


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LittleHeizi 2 years ago
You need to ingest poison so for it to just squirt out of your eyes wouldn't matter unless they catch it in their mouth. It would need to be venom i think. Not sure though

Maharid 2 years ago
No thanks? O_O

Sudokori 12 years ago
Known as a the only criminal in the world without a criminal record. Kinda cool when you think about it.

LittleHeizi 2 years ago
True, didnt think about it like that

StraightOuttaMewni 10 years ago
Me:Hiya! Racists:Ugly black thing!! Me:*Squirts poison* Me:Have a nice day!

xSodium 11 years ago
This is stupid, why would you ever want poison stored in your eyeball..

BakudeuIsGreatFiteMeh 8 years ago
Why would you not?
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Terabyte 5 years ago
depending on who you are, this either has no upsides or no downsides

Achillesoncestood 2 years ago
I don't know tbh

Alexis McCann 12 years ago
so what exactly is the downside??

autocar66 10 years ago
Dont see it eighter :P
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Bushra Khan 13 years ago
HELL YEAH

BuzzyBoi203 6 years ago
Imagine getting lectured by a kared then you squirt poison at them
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SoufsButtonBashing 9 years ago
Even now,world in anarchy.....because of me , WHERES IS YOUR BATMAN NOW

wowza48 9 years ago
So... I"d be Dr Mcninja"s dad?

derpisthebestweapon 11 years ago
so your basically Justin bieber to the elder-lies?

Xchynf420 11 years ago
you could be like the horned lizard!!!!!

Fabulous Giraffe 11 years ago
THE COPS SHALL FEEL MY WRATH

Laurenl0429 12 years ago
Why the hell would I want to squirt poison out of my eyeballs?

Caelantree 8 years ago
squirt it at the people you hate

Gareth Battersby 13 years ago
as well I should, I'm squirting poison at people with my eyes

Sarahthecat 12 years ago
Just squirt the poison at anyone who tries to call the cops

FrameRate 10 years ago
wth wth wth wth wth wth wth

lucapri last month
wtf???

toxic-reaper 11 years ago
no up side

Wieger Piekema 13 years ago
SURE

snailbob64 10 years ago
i can just poison whoever attacks me

pauldano_lover_xoxo 4 years ago
Who ever made this site fix your shit, adds cover the button half the time jesus christ

Pootis bird 11 years ago
HEY! Im squirtin on bad people

Slurmp_ 9 years ago
Drink poisonous acid! MELT MORTALS!!!!

Tigger2.00 11 years ago
HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!1

Gman333 7 years ago
Cops and robbers

The Dapper Lynx 11 years ago
Those BOTH sound like bad things.

Ifredward 9 years ago
O_o

TheBraveKnight 9 years ago
It doesn't say it can't be a good posioning that makes people good

sigma leader 11 years ago
im immortal thx to a previous button and i have power thx to another so ill tear the world apart

Skyrim lover 11 years ago
im a demonic immortal owner of the usa at war with the world and more

Kittenlover101 10 years ago
haha!

WatermelonTitan 11 years ago
ewww...

Gazazel 10 years ago
Ñeeehhh...

Bossman1830 11 years ago
FUCK YEAH

Ocelotz 9 years ago
The downside is obvious

Jar Jar Binks 12 years ago
WTF where is the upside????????????????????????????

Mr-Clean 5 years ago
being known as a criminal doesnt make you a criminal

LadyPendeivis 10 years ago
https://youtu.be/sc104WaLup4

Theone1 10 years ago
WHAT"S THE UPSIDE?!

Slurmp_ 9 years ago
Whats the downside?

Beedrill-Senpai 11 years ago
downside?

CodyThompson 8 years ago
I will become a super villain called the lizard

camspy8173 11 years ago
Squirting Windex out of your eyes.

ThatDudeUpstairs 11 years ago
first, THAT WOULLD HURT MY EYE, second, what kind of poisin

AidanHANSNATA 9 years ago
wait what will the poison do to your eyes

AidanHANSNATA 9 years ago
you would probably become blind instantly after you drank the poison

Damaramegido 12 years ago
this sounds amazing

Memeber 10 years ago
lie detectors. truth serum. etcetc PROVE IM NOT A CRIMINAL! Win.

Datgirl 9 years ago
This sounds like some sort of movie: a fugitive that can squirt poison out of their eyeballs! Life on the run, having adventures... But like all movies the main character gets caught and a vague scene from the sequel will have audiences at the edge of their seats!

Bailey Stump 13 years ago
why not?

chocochip1001 10 years ago
You become known as a criminal because you are squirting poison at people... through your eyeballs.

RobbinDaBanK 4 years ago
Ehhhh?
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