You can drink poison and your body stores it in your eyeballs to squirt at people
but
you instantly become known around the world as a criminal.
I will not


Maharid2 months ago
No thanks? O_O

LittleHeizi9 months ago
You need to ingest poison so for it to just squirt out of your eyes wouldn't matter unless they catch it in their mouth. It would need to be venom i think. Not sure though

Sudokori 10 years ago
Known as a the only criminal in the world without a criminal record. Kinda cool when you think about it.

LittleHeizi9 months ago
True, didnt think about it like that

StraightOuttaMewni8 years ago
Me:Hiya! Racists:Ugly black thing!! Me:*Squirts poison* Me:Have a nice day!

Terabyte3 years ago
depending on who you are, this either has no upsides or no downsides

Achillesoncestoodlast year
I don't know tbh

xSodium10 years ago
This is stupid, why would you ever want poison stored in your eyeball..

BakudeuIsGreatFiteMeh7 years ago
Why would you not?
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Alexis McCann11 years ago
so what exactly is the downside??

autocar669 years ago
Dont see it eighter :P
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Bushra Khan12 years ago
HELL YEAH

BuzzyBoi2034 years ago
Imagine getting lectured by a kared then you squirt poison at them
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SoufsButtonBashing8 years ago
Even now,world in anarchy.....because of me , WHERES IS YOUR BATMAN NOW

wowza488 years ago
So... I"d be Dr Mcninja"s dad?

derpisthebestweapon9 years ago
so your basically Justin bieber to the elder-lies?

Xchynf42010 years ago
you could be like the horned lizard!!!!!

Fabulous Giraffe10 years ago
THE COPS SHALL FEEL MY WRATH

Laurenl042911 years ago
Why the hell would I want to squirt poison out of my eyeballs?

Caelantree7 years ago
squirt it at the people you hate

Gareth Battersby12 years ago
as well I should, I'm squirting poison at people with my eyes

idleteen6669 years ago
why the fuck would I want to drink poison

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noOneElseButME8 years ago
I WILL BE FOREVER KNOW AS CYANIDE EYES

Hiddlesbatch7 years ago
Sounds funny

herobrine10 years ago
what is the point of this?

Drarry12398 years ago
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Pommesbudenwerfer9 years ago
Wut?

Niehoe9 years ago
So be drunk every day HELL YEAH!!!!!!

MrMadPig 9 years ago
??????????????

CedricNicholas7 years ago
thats disgusting

Dereka123last year
AMATERASU!!!

Spector10 years ago
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TommyWeatherly8 years ago
OMG he stole a pen from Tammy LETS GET HIM!!!!!!!

KaWaII InSaNiTY9 years ago
if its in my eyeballs, does that mean my eye will turn colors o.o

Latooflo8 years ago
So I can drink bleach without a downside?

Arachnaut9 years ago
ILL DESTROY THE COPS WITH MY POISON

BlueBlade5 years ago
"Bully me again and you get the eye poison"

Nebulously cool10 years ago
Spray potions that make me non crinimal

denisboss9 years ago
STUPID

Imaginewagons7 years ago
I will kill people with poison them im a criminal

Paultheunicorn10 years ago
Eyeball poison is against the law? Dang.

GaelLara8 years ago
i will kill my worst enemy >:)

ninjatiger11 years ago
Gross

oldnotweak9 years ago
you still gotta PROVE IT, BITCHES!

Crazykrab10 years ago
what if you are a criminal for stealing candy or something

Tracy Ann Hook12 years ago
Of course

afanboyofmanythings9 years ago
worst super villain EVER

biggie0cheese3 years ago
YES

devilsadvocate68910 years ago
I wonder why

Con8 years ago
Fake crying mercury to fuck up people"s skin. Nice

MabelShy9 years ago
And then kill the people who said that :D

The_game7 years ago
i get to be a real life super villain gotta make a name now like Venom-Blast...yes...yes REMEMBER THIS DAY IT WAS NOW THAT VENOM BLAST WAS BORN *squirts poison*....i had waay to much fun writing this

minibotas10 years ago
...but if you used for good? like poison with a non-harmous poison to a dangerous band's leader for the police they won't recognize you as a criminal...right?

l0l_pyshc1c8 years ago
I will make period jokes every time I squirter someone

WingnutIII7 years ago
I can just drink anti-freeze and I’ll never need to go home to get anymore
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