You need to ingest poison so for it to just squirt out of your eyes wouldn't matter unless they catch it in their mouth. It would need to be venom i think. Not sure though
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Sudokori 10 years ago
Known as a the only criminal in the world without a criminal record. Kinda cool when you think about it.
LittleHeizi6 months ago
True, didnt think about it like that
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StraightOuttaMewni8 years ago
Me:Hiya!
Racists:Ugly black thing!!
Me:*Squirts poison*
Me:Have a nice day!
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Terabyte3 years ago
depending on who you are, this either has no upsides or no downsides
Achillesoncestood11 months ago
I don't know tbh
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xSodium9 years ago
This is stupid, why would you ever want poison stored in your eyeball..
Even now,world in anarchy.....because of me , WHERES IS YOUR BATMAN NOW
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wowza488 years ago
So... I"d be Dr Mcninja"s dad?
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derpisthebestweapon9 years ago
so your basically Justin bieber to the elder-lies?
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Xchynf4209 years ago
you could be like the horned lizard!!!!!
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Fabulous Giraffe10 years ago
THE COPS SHALL FEEL MY WRATH
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Laurenl042910 years ago
Why the hell would I want to squirt poison out of my eyeballs?
Caelantree7 years ago
squirt it at the people you hate
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Gareth Battersby12 years ago
as well I should, I'm squirting poison at people with my eyes
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Mangomagmaman7 years ago
Not that you find poison at your local corner shop that you can just buy without any suspicion
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MattiasParadox10 years ago
*squirts poison on cops*LOOPHOLE
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LostCheese8 years ago
I can be the Kellog of the world!!!
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HEAVY METAL MUSCLE CAR GUN LOVING FIST FIGHTER9 years ago
So basically you're Reptile from MORTAL COMBAT(well, sort of) but all cops from around the world hate you, sounds like a recipe for danger.
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bosslantisgamer9 years ago
you would have your eye burned
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CAKESWAG9 years ago
I'm not a snake XD
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NeonFlash7 years ago
Is supposed to be a reference to something
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Flash9 years ago
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noOneElseButME8 years ago
I WILL BE FOREVER KNOW AS CYANIDE EYES
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idleteen6669 years ago
why the fuck would I want to drink poison
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herobrine9 years ago
what is the point of this?
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Drarry12398 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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Pommesbudenwerfer9 years ago
Wut?
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Hiddlesbatch7 years ago
Sounds funny
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Niehoe8 years ago
So be drunk every day HELL YEAH!!!!!!
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MrMadPig 9 years ago
??????????????
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CedricNicholas7 years ago
thats disgusting
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Dereka123last year
AMATERASU!!!
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Spector9 years ago
555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close you eyes...[Show full comment]
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TommyWeatherly8 years ago
OMG he stole a pen from Tammy LETS GET HIM!!!!!!!
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KaWaII InSaNiTY9 years ago
if its in my eyeballs, does that mean my eye will turn colors o.o
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Latooflo8 years ago
So I can drink bleach without a downside?
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Arachnaut9 years ago
ILL DESTROY THE COPS WITH MY POISON
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BlueBlade5 years ago
"Bully me again and you get the eye poison"
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Nebulously cool9 years ago
Spray potions that make me non crinimal
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denisboss9 years ago
STUPID
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Imaginewagons7 years ago
I will kill people with poison them im a criminal
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Paultheunicorn10 years ago
Eyeball poison is against the law? Dang.
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GaelLara7 years ago
i will kill my worst enemy >:)
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ninjatiger10 years ago
Gross
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oldnotweak9 years ago
you still gotta PROVE IT, BITCHES!
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Crazykrab9 years ago
what if you are a criminal for stealing candy or something
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afanboyofmanythings9 years ago
worst super villain EVER
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biggie0cheese3 years ago
YES
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devilsadvocate6899 years ago
I wonder why
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Con8 years ago
Fake crying mercury to fuck up people"s skin. Nice
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