You get to never have to work again, and you will always have money. You can have free time and your friends will too.
but
You will have to operate a space program dedicated to stopping a giant d20 on an impact trajectory with Earth from destroying the planet if you want to survive, and doing that would take all your life with constant trajectory changes of the d20
I will not


henrenzhenderen2 years ago
难道阻止它不也是一种工作吗?

NotABottom10 months ago
显而易见——你只需要出钱维护即可

uncleltr8 years ago
Why do I still use this website?

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
Good question. I have no idea.

kiwiwashere9 years ago
Contradictory... Did they think this one through?? Like, 'You don't have to work! Ever! Except for that little thing WHERE YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE OTHERWISE EVERYONE DIES.'

NewWorldOrder1018 years ago
Don't do drugs!

Goomba9 years ago
"you can have free time" "doing that will take all your life"

JustThatFangirl9 years ago
So basically... You get free time but you have to work your entire life. You don't have to work but you have to work at the space program. Whaaaat??

Justin Newton-Demary12 years ago
contradictions so many contradictions

happylego919 years ago
you get free time so you can work?

Jeanne Richard12 years ago
So you get to not work so you can work?

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
Hire ppl to work for u. SAVAGE!!!
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Winchent7 years ago
You'll never have to work again, but you have to work your whole life? What moron wrote this?

Z_Emruld7 years ago
I would save humanity,become a hero and woman of the decades

alishawish20027 years ago
What happened with "free time."

Jacob Wright12 years ago
According to this, the D20 will not hit earth until the moment you die, as it will apparently take all your life to track it. Quite a ways off. I think I would rather Inform someone far more qualified than myself to track it, like NASA, and fund them with ...[Show full comment]

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
SAVAGE!!!
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KenWasHere218 years ago
“you have free time" “you have to track d20 your entire life"

FurryFluffer8 years ago
A d20. Just make it hit with the 1 up. It wont do damage to anything but itself

Scarlet The Fox8 years ago
what

george14759 years ago
da fuck is d20?

-_Tardis_-9 years ago
It really doesn't make sense Bad dilemma.

Rob Anybody9 years ago
What the fuck were they trying to say?

Rob Anybody9 years ago
What the fuck were they trying to say?

Filip Awsum Goláň12 years ago
someone who made this must have been higher then mount everest

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
According to him, on an aasteroid. SAVAGE!!!

Ripken Herrera12 years ago
Contradictions everywhere

Kritzy7 years ago
Where is the upside if i"m gonna die to a dice block?

smsff710 years ago
But then I still have to bloody work

Kitsu19898 years ago
No....just no

Prophuntguy3 years ago
The gods are playing DND. This is the weirdest way to begin judgement day I have ever seen in my life.

Gairos9 years ago
How about I just launch a nuke and bomb the shit out of that "whateveritis"?

Lucario99064 years ago
No thanks, I want to make video games, so even if they were made for me, I wouldn't be as satisfied w/ the knowledge that I didn't really make it.

cow4cow9 years ago
ITS STILL WORK WAS THISBPERSON HIGH

anime_trash_8 years ago
But how will you have free time if you spend your entire life doing that?

oldnotweak11 years ago
this downside DIRECTLY contradicts the upside... so its lame as hell

Beast_Pander7 years ago
Then you basicly have a job lmao

Hexxonn10 years ago
that contradicts itself twice. I never have to work, but i have to work to save the earth. I have free time, but my 'work' takes up my whole life. :/

TomaYT8 years ago
do you work or not cause to operate a space program is hard work

Darth Faraam9 years ago
It says you don't have to work so you don't have to care about the d20

superdo10 years ago
it dosn't work i tryed it Gldgood

Loophollast year
But it says I have free time

ZoeySurvivor7 years ago
I DIDNT READ THE DOWNSIDE

Commissar9 years ago
Sounds like the plot to Armageddon

confused_scream4 years ago
Hi

green_lemons049 years ago
saving earth sounds crazy but fun greatest question

Buttonpresser3147 years ago
I thought i never had to work I thought i had free time

MrStealYoGirl10 years ago
Infinite money can buy a series of scientists to do it for me.

The_Plague5 years ago
Just make a giant claw to grab the D20

JoelThePhisherman10 years ago
This would be fun

Zuros8 years ago
wait, like the dice

Ella Charlotte Griffiths12 years ago
I have no idea what that's about...

Octonocto9 years ago
contradictions. but since i don't have to work i don't have to do that someone else will!

SocioStache8 years ago
Sounds like work

quinnthehuman9 years ago
So...You work for NASA? But now you don't work? WTF
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