Will You Press The Button?

MICHAEL-BISCUITS last year

Bro i was ONE off being the 33333rd person to press the buttton IM SO MAD

henrenzhenderen 3 years ago

难道阻止它不也是一种工作吗？

NotABottom 2 years ago

显而易见——你只需要出钱维护即可

kiwiwashere 10 years ago

Contradictory... Did they think this one through?? Like, 'You don't have to work! Ever! Except for that little thing WHERE YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE OTHERWISE EVERYONE DIES.'

uncleltr 10 years ago

Why do I still use this website?

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Good question. I have no idea.

Goomba 11 years ago

"you can have free time" "doing that will take all your life"

NewWorldOrder101 9 years ago

Don't do drugs!

JustThatFangirl 10 years ago

So basically... You get free time but you have to work your entire life. You don't have to work but you have to work at the space program. Whaaaat??

Justin Newton-Demary 13 years ago

contradictions so many contradictions

Winchent 8 years ago

You'll never have to work again, but you have to work your whole life? What moron wrote this?

alishawish2002 9 years ago

What happened with "free time."

happylego91 10 years ago

you get free time so you can work?

Jeanne Richard 13 years ago

So you get to not work so you can work?

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago

Hire ppl to work for u. SAVAGE!!!

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Jacob Wright 13 years ago

According to this, the D20 will not hit earth until the moment you die, as it will apparently take all your life to track it. Quite a ways off. I think I would rather Inform someone far more qualified than myself to track it, like NASA, and fund them with ... [Show full comment]

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago

SAVAGE!!!

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Z_Emruld 9 years ago

I would save humanity,become a hero and woman of the decades

KenWasHere21 10 years ago

“you have free time" “you have to track d20 your entire life"

FurryFluffer 10 years ago

A d20. Just make it hit with the 1 up. It wont do damage to anything but itself

Scarlet The Fox 10 years ago

what

george1475 11 years ago

da fuck is d20?

-_Tardis_- 11 years ago

It really doesn't make sense Bad dilemma.

Rob Anybody 11 years ago

What the fuck were they trying to say?

Rob Anybody 11 years ago

What the fuck were they trying to say?

Filip Awsum GolÃ¡Åˆ 13 years ago

someone who made this must have been higher then mount everest

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago

According to him, on an aasteroid. SAVAGE!!!

Ripken Herrera 13 years ago

Contradictions everywhere

Aldebaran_Smith 6 months ago

Hell yeah, brother! engineering challenge!

Shadow125 11 years ago

just send a missle to the d20 and blow the shit outta it

Master1 8 years ago

The downside makes the upside nothing, wth

rocker7859 11 years ago

@sahara I 100% agree with you

bkule48 9 years ago

how am i supposed to read that in lees tan a century lmfao

Really 11 years ago

Such a hard choice omfg

ThatDudeWhosNameIsLongerThanYours 9 years ago

One word: AIwillhelpme

spasticVocalist 11 years ago

so the upside is a lie?

Skull4ever 10 years ago

So u never have to work, but you have to work for rest of your life?

Meduckie 11 years ago

I wont be doing ANYTHING! Because the downside is work I don't have to do.

Whitey93535 10 years ago

Ummm .. wut??..?

Lord_blobfish 6 years ago

No work and become a hero

Curtains 10 years ago

So you stop working forever just so you can WORK again?

Pizza25 7 years ago

Too much responsibility"s

Butterteam5 11 years ago

Stupid q

Fateskr 9 years ago

I chose not because it involved too much reading

Steven Jenkins 13 years ago

so you get to not work and have free time so that you can work constantly? this makes no sense.

tomato_potato 8 years ago

The fuck is a d20

kaymazo 11 years ago

I would invest money (Since I have infintie) into a gigantic remote space ship that redirect it into the sun of another galaxy (It has enough fuel to do so)

Aimbot_Oven 9 years ago

Uhhhhhh..... So you don't have to do work, but you have to do work to compensate.... the contradictions are real.

VoiceOfReason 11 years ago

Just use your unlimited funds to fund every single scientist on the planet to stop the D20 in 10-20 years.

Caribou 5 years ago

Another hell-God universe! Those have nothing but downsides.

DC_12 11 years ago

Why I am going to work if I will not work anymore?

unimportant 9 years ago

that won’t give you any free time at all

mrperson420 11 years ago

"You can have free time with your friends too" "doing that would take all your life with constant trajectory changes" downside destroys the point of the upside.

kda 6 years ago

i will fucking laser you

pheonicgod 11 years ago

wow so bad site owner/admin pls take question off

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