Will You Press The Button?

Troy-n-Sam 9 years ago

Can't I just have the power to have all knowledge in the universe, then I won't need the internet, and I could probably invent something to give me any super power that I want.

Rex-Winters 10 years ago

NOPE NOPE I NEED MY ANIME

Racism 2 years ago

Make up a super power that downloads anime on to your computer

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Riverrunt4 9 years ago

Who says you can't go on the internet, I mean is a the force holding you back like how can you stop me from using the internet

Justin Clawnoob Karaga 13 years ago

This is how superheros get depressed and committ suicide.

josbra1150 11 years ago

i would have the power to have all powers wich includes the power to use the internet

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cheesegal 11 years ago

My power is having any power I want and being able to create my on wifi

jackrhodes200 10 years ago

Even if you have wifi, you cant use the internet smartass

i8sumpi 11 years ago

Sorry guys I'm leaving the internet now. Have fun with ur lack of telekinesis and mind control (basically the force) XD

lifehacker420 9 years ago

It says you MAY never use the internet again, not that you WILL...

All_the_good_names_were_taken 8 years ago

My superpower would be I am an emortal deity who is beyond this website and can have anything he fugin wants

M_money06 8 years ago

Just get the superpower for infinite money and create a thing to replace internet

SoulHunter_kunal 9 years ago

I bet it you can't stop internet from getting towards me

InfuriatedSeagull 10 years ago

Man, I'll be too busy saving lives to possibly go on the internet! *says while watching three screens at once*

Terreliv 11 years ago

Telepathy. Exchange mind-reading favors, "Is my partner cheating?", etc. for using their body to do Internets.

Dylanoscopy 11 years ago

Fuck yeah!!! Besides, I can just ask a friend with common internests (Internet interests) to use Internet while I watch

Kyle Jackson 13 years ago

51% of people are pathetic...the who the hell would ever choice the internet over having the super power of your choice? This is why you're fat.

gigaboi 4 years ago

i will chose the power of surfing internet with my brain.

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Josiah D. Pierson 13 years ago

Right, so I wish for the power to use the Internet without a computer, just with my brain. Wirelessly.

whitenoise1 11 years ago

It says you may never use the internet again not the computer!

Jared Loussier 13 years ago

Someone once said knowledge is power and the internet being a collective of all human knowledge its like having a superpower!

Saiko Uchiha 13 years ago

Why would I risk internet?

FinnishIsBest 10 years ago

Because you would get free powers.

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iguay009 11 years ago

well I can wish the power of mind control, control anyone and make him use the internet. Im controling him so hes doing the thinks that i want but technically im not using the internet, I m using his body to use internet

FormalEnderman10 last year

My power would be to have the entire Internet accessable via my brain. Also FormalEnderman10 was here

Someone-Here 10 years ago

I use my powers to access Internet

LolHomestuckRules 11 years ago

Who would do such a thing!?!!!!

lilcorporal 8 years ago

I choose the power of internet

Nilloc 11 years ago

Petition to rename the internet to something else and get everyone on board using mind control (assuming that's your super power of choice.) Then you're not technically using the "internet."