You're God
but
you have to answer all the prayers of the Earth.
I will not


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WBGrock 9 years ago
Sure, i'll answer them.... No.... there"s you"re answer.

139dangerzone 2 years ago
very lore accurate

ByrnToast 11 years ago
Create an automated prayer answer machine or if that doesnt work just change earths name to Robert

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago
or yknow steve

milkylbbh 9 years ago
i dont think earth can pray so im good.

charizard_ 9 years ago
Ur right omigosh! A planet can't pray... But I would answer n care for all the little human beings

Kaiser_Preußisch 9 years ago
"No Timmy, I will not fix your broken leg, now stop whining about it."

TédioAbsoluto 4 years ago
this one was good

RedJackOfClubs 11 years ago
Just kill everyone, no more prayers. What do you think the great flood was?

Piece_of_shit_666 9 years ago
Best comment

fenix250 11 years ago
I swear I seen a movie about this once...

DaHUSKYboy 11 years ago
Yeah it is called Bruce allmighty

Fridawvw 11 years ago
god does not exist, i sont wanna be nobody

TaylorFoleyGehring 8 years ago
🖕🏻🖕
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Dale Southall 13 years ago
I have seen Bruce Almighty

clormodtehtoad 2 years ago
dale you're so cool for this if only pizzalover was like you
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WBGrock 9 years ago
God Nswers every prayer already. People just refuse to believe that sometimes the answer is "no", or "do it yourself."

DekuScrubLife 9 years ago
Just says you have to answer. doesn't mean you have to say yes.

Jadeybug 9 years ago
Well thats just plain stupid WHO WOULD JUST WANT TO AROUND ALL DAY

jkmc1205 10 years ago
That's what God does anyway, so that downside is meaningless.

CJBBEST201 11 years ago
Isn't this so called god suppose to answer all prayers in some way already?

roky 11 years ago
Yea but even if he does there will be a new generation

Joshua Goldsmith 13 years ago
Just do it in the back of your mind your god you can do anything

xxmxmezz 8 years ago
im not religious tho so why do i care

Manza123 11 years ago
I don't want to be god, that sound like boring and stressful as fuck

Whyareallthefuckingusernamestaken 9 years ago
Kamisama kiss?

Caitlen 11 years ago
sure why not

EX_23113 2 months ago
请原谅我不能按下它，我不是没精力，而是怕被利用

I don't understand. Why do I need a username? 10 years ago
I was God before. It was a terrible mistake.

Daniel Kaastrup Andersen 13 years ago
42 Job done

FelixDoesStuff 10 years ago
I have seen some kind of movie exactly like this... or its just a dream...

Cakeman 11 years ago
I'll force everyone pray to bacon instead of me.

MongrilPopo 3 years ago
Fucking Bastards

tastybacon5 10 years ago
make it rain bacon, no more prayers

GabeTheGreat 8 years ago
I❤God :-)

the meme avenger 11 years ago
999999. DONE

speedyquader 9 years ago
Lol of the Earth, not on Earth

Starman 11 years ago
I think I like existing, so no, not doing it.

MClover :D 11 years ago
Ya know I absulutly DESPISE THE ONES WHO FUCKASS DISRESPECT OTHER PEOPLES THOUGHTS ON THE UNIVERSE AND HOW IT WAS CREATED SO SHUT THE FUCK UP

herpaderp64 10 years ago
*non-christians laughing in the background*

The Event 12 years ago
Reply to all : "Sort it out yourself"

JakobiTheBobi 9 years ago
I could just do one a day

imdead 11 years ago
answering prayers as a hobby. pretty cool

QuestionOfLife 10 years ago
Hey fuck it, i would be God, i can clone myself.

Alex Pasteris 13 years ago
just answer every prayer with OK.

Catodog_thor 8 years ago
I am Thor, God of Thunder. You puny midgardian pleas do amuse me. Brother come look at the humans!

Mrs.DeanWinchester 11 years ago
id do it

BeatMan 2 years ago
God bless you!

Anonymously judging 10 years ago
Just say no

Stewart Robson 13 years ago
god answers all the words prayers... 'no' says god

Chasmnasm 8 years ago
So have i

Feps 11 years ago
WWFSMD???

camhutchinsono 11 years ago
😃😊😞😉😁😂😄😅😆😇😈😋😌😍😎😏😐😒😓😔😖😘😚😜😝

LeggoMyEggo011 9 years ago
He already has to do that..

Donderpants 11 years ago
You could use Godly powers to make a secretary who answers all prayers, or make everyone not believe in you, so no one would pray to you, or use the dozens of other loopholes.

Bluebomber13 10 years ago
I'm pretty sure people pray.... Earth doesn't pray earth is a planet

Risk 11 years ago
I could just say "No." to all the stupid ass prayers, but nah, I'm gonna leave Gods work to God

Sparky_Folf 4 years ago
Sounds like just a normal day as god

Tridus 10 years ago
Downside? I am GOD! I can do this in a split second!
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