Will You Press The Button?

You're God

but

you have to answer all the prayers of the Earth.

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WBGrock8 years ago

Sure, i'll answer them.... No.... there"s you"re answer.

139dangerzone4 months ago

very lore accurate

ByrnToast9 years ago

Create an automated prayer answer machine or if that doesnt work just change earths name to Robert

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

or yknow steve

milkylbbh8 years ago

i dont think earth can pray so im good.

charizard_7 years ago

Ur right omigosh! A planet can't pray... But I would answer n care for all the little human beings

Kaiser_Preußisch8 years ago

"No Timmy, I will not fix your broken leg, now stop whining about it."

TédioAbsoluto3 years ago

this one was good

RedJackOfClubs9 years ago

Just kill everyone, no more prayers. What do you think the great flood was?

Piece_of_shit_6668 years ago

Best comment

Fridawvw9 years ago

god does not exist, i sont wanna be nobody

TaylorFoleyGehring7 years ago

🖕🏻🖕

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fenix25010 years ago

I swear I seen a movie about this once...

DaHUSKYboy10 years ago

Yeah it is called Bruce allmighty

Edward Brown12 years ago

42. done.

Zenaminx4 years ago

bet

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WBGrock8 years ago

God Nswers every prayer already. People just refuse to believe that sometimes the answer is "no", or "do it yourself."

DekuScrubLife8 years ago

Just says you have to answer. doesn't mean you have to say yes.

Dale Southall12 years ago

I have seen Bruce Almighty

clormodtehtoad3 months ago

dale you're so cool for this if only pizzalover was like you

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Jadeybug8 years ago

Well thats just plain stupid WHO WOULD JUST WANT TO AROUND ALL DAY

jkmc12059 years ago

That's what God does anyway, so that downside is meaningless.

CJBBEST2019 years ago

Isn't this so called god suppose to answer all prayers in some way already?

roky9 years ago

Yea but even if he does there will be a new generation

Joshua Goldsmith12 years ago

Just do it in the back of your mind your god you can do anything

I don't understand. Why do I need a username?9 years ago

I was God before. It was a terrible mistake.

Daniel Kaastrup Andersen12 years ago

42 Job done

xxmxmezz7 years ago

im not religious tho so why do i care

Manza1239 years ago

I don't want to be god, that sound like boring and stressful as fuck

Whyareallthefuckingusernamestaken8 years ago

Kamisama kiss?

Caitlen10 years ago

sure why not

GabeTheGreat7 years ago

I❤God :-)

FelixDoesStuff8 years ago

I have seen some kind of movie exactly like this... or its just a dream...

Cakeman10 years ago

I'll force everyone pray to bacon instead of me.

MongrilPopo2 years ago

Fucking Bastards

tastybacon59 years ago

make it rain bacon, no more prayers

herpaderp649 years ago

*non-christians laughing in the background*

The Event10 years ago

Reply to all : "Sort it out yourself"

the meme avenger9 years ago

999999. DONE

speedyquader8 years ago

Lol of the Earth, not on Earth

Starman9 years ago

I think I like existing, so no, not doing it.

MClover :D9 years ago

Ya know I absulutly DESPISE THE ONES WHO FUCKASS DISRESPECT OTHER PEOPLES THOUGHTS ON THE UNIVERSE AND HOW IT WAS CREATED SO SHUT THE FUCK UP

Catodog_thor7 years ago

I am Thor, God of Thunder. You puny midgardian pleas do amuse me. Brother come look at the humans!

Mrs.DeanWinchester9 years ago

id do it

JakobiTheBobi8 years ago

I could just do one a day

imdead10 years ago

answering prayers as a hobby. pretty cool

QuestionOfLife9 years ago

Hey fuck it, i would be God, i can clone myself.

Alex Pasteris12 years ago

just answer every prayer with OK.

camhutchinsono10 years ago

ðŸ˜ƒðŸ˜ŠðŸ˜žðŸ˜‰ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜„ðŸ˜…ðŸ˜†ðŸ˜‡ðŸ˜ˆðŸ˜‹ðŸ˜ŒðŸ˜ðŸ˜ŽðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜’ðŸ˜“ðŸ˜”ðŸ˜–ðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜šðŸ˜œðŸ˜

BeatManlast year

God bless you!

Anonymously judging9 years ago

Just say no

Stewart Robson12 years ago

god answers all the words prayers... 'no' says god

Chasmnasm7 years ago

So have i

Feps9 years ago

WWFSMD???

Risk10 years ago

I could just say "No." to all the stupid ass prayers, but nah, I'm gonna leave Gods work to God

Sparky_Folf3 years ago

Sounds like just a normal day as god

Tridus9 years ago

Downside? I am GOD! I can do this in a split second!

LeggoMyEggo0118 years ago

He already has to do that..

Donderpants9 years ago

You could use Godly powers to make a secretary who answers all prayers, or make everyone not believe in you, so no one would pray to you, or use the dozens of other loopholes.

Bluebomber138 years ago

I'm pretty sure people pray.... Earth doesn't pray earth is a planet

ilayml109 years ago

I'll just hire someone... I am frikin' GOD!

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