You're God
but
you have to answer all the prayers of the Earth.
I will not


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WBGrock 9 years ago
Sure, i'll answer them.... No.... there"s you"re answer.

139dangerzone 2 years ago
very lore accurate

ByrnToast 11 years ago
Create an automated prayer answer machine or if that doesnt work just change earths name to Robert

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago
or yknow steve

milkylbbh 10 years ago
i dont think earth can pray so im good.

charizard_ 9 years ago
Ur right omigosh! A planet can't pray... But I would answer n care for all the little human beings

Kaiser_Preußisch 9 years ago
"No Timmy, I will not fix your broken leg, now stop whining about it."

TédioAbsoluto 4 years ago
this one was good

RedJackOfClubs 11 years ago
Just kill everyone, no more prayers. What do you think the great flood was?

Piece_of_shit_666 9 years ago
Best comment

fenix250 11 years ago
I swear I seen a movie about this once...

DaHUSKYboy 11 years ago
Yeah it is called Bruce allmighty

Fridawvw 11 years ago
god does not exist, i sont wanna be nobody

TaylorFoleyGehring 8 years ago
🖕🏻🖕
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Dale Southall 13 years ago
I have seen Bruce Almighty

clormodtehtoad 2 years ago
dale you're so cool for this if only pizzalover was like you
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WBGrock 9 years ago
God Nswers every prayer already. People just refuse to believe that sometimes the answer is "no", or "do it yourself."

DekuScrubLife 9 years ago
Just says you have to answer. doesn't mean you have to say yes.

Jadeybug 9 years ago
Well thats just plain stupid WHO WOULD JUST WANT TO AROUND ALL DAY

jkmc1205 10 years ago
That's what God does anyway, so that downside is meaningless.

CJBBEST201 11 years ago
Isn't this so called god suppose to answer all prayers in some way already?

roky 11 years ago
Yea but even if he does there will be a new generation

Joshua Goldsmith 13 years ago
Just do it in the back of your mind your god you can do anything

BeatMan 2 years ago
God bless you!

Anonymously judging 10 years ago
Just say no

Stewart Robson 13 years ago
god answers all the words prayers... 'no' says god

Chasmnasm 8 years ago
So have i

Feps 11 years ago
WWFSMD???

camhutchinsono 11 years ago
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LeggoMyEggo011 9 years ago
He already has to do that..

Donderpants 11 years ago
You could use Godly powers to make a secretary who answers all prayers, or make everyone not believe in you, so no one would pray to you, or use the dozens of other loopholes.

Bluebomber13 10 years ago
I'm pretty sure people pray.... Earth doesn't pray earth is a planet

Risk 12 years ago
I could just say "No." to all the stupid ass prayers, but nah, I'm gonna leave Gods work to God

Sparky_Folf 4 years ago
Sounds like just a normal day as god

Tridus 11 years ago
Downside? I am GOD! I can do this in a split second!

Tw20040828! 10 years ago
Wait doesn't that mean you can change the negative side if your God?

Mollywolly 12 years ago
No! I believe in the ONE TRUE GOD! Gosh, this website is fun

LowPoly64 6 years ago
doesn't say i can't answer the prayers wrong and be an evil god >:)

ilayml10 11 years ago
I'll just hire someone... I am frikin' GOD!

soghzdliufhl 9 years ago
I already am god.

Ass in Hole 11 years ago
I'm a GOD i can kill all ppl!

UrMomBigGae 8 years ago
Since you"re omnipotent couldn't you just create something that does it automatically

floopy789 11 years ago
BLASPHEMY

Sitara 9 years ago
What"s the point of being a god

LUCKYbanana 11 years ago
8===✊=D💦 gay

jshaw71 10 years ago
No thanks...

Anya Rodgers 13 years ago
Not worth it.

ccicnce113424 3 years ago
create other gods to answer them

Pikachu876 10 years ago
Okay I'm still god I can be like 42 the answer to life the universe and everything

Dunca_Raluca 9 years ago
I don't wanna be God. Being a normal human is enough...

Nyddles 12 years ago
If God can't do it most of the time, I probably wouldn't be able to either

Maypaws 5 years ago
Don't think planets can pray.

Maypaws 4 years ago
Ooohh. I use the app, so unfortunately links don't work. Sorry!
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Kozuto 11 years ago
DESTROY EARTH

dankmemes101 9 years ago
Why should I? "God" doesn't answer prayers.

SSundee1987 11 years ago
that would be awesome answering questions. I LOVE QUESTIONS!

Helloitsmemarchingband 10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eye... srnThe boy gr... [Show full comment]

Hoods 11 years ago
Is This A Bruce Allmighty Question? XD

LaceyWhiteWolf 9 years ago
No one can be God, this is soooo wrong
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