Everybody on earth will be willing to have sex with you
but
You can never have a meaningful relationship
I will not


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unnamed man 11 years ago
Double negative for me, wy the fuck would i want everyone have sex with me what's wrong with everyone

RileyFNebula 2 years ago
Agreed
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forwhateverreason 11 years ago
*asexual snickering*

SinonMercer 8 years ago
What exactly do asexuals win in this situation?
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Soul_Eater 11 years ago
No thank you I will not be doing that if I will not have a meaningful relationship.

Watermelonman 9 years ago
Logic2.0 I AM NORMAL TOO! Canni eat your left eye?
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BALLSINMYMOUTH 5 years ago
i am aroace

TCR_ 3 years ago
Username DOES NOT check out!

Kai4life4 10 years ago
I'm not a womanizer. I'm not a pretentious asshole, and I'm CERTAINLY not some kind of sex crazed maniac that wants nothing but women on my crotch. So no.

BaconForThePeople 11 years ago
basically Taylor Swift's life

dankmemes101 9 years ago
I don't want sex -_-

void_89 5 years ago
No because then you can't anything else but have sex that is stuiped
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CalvinZheng 9 years ago
I DON'T WANT SEX

Timegamer 8 years ago
Who else but Quagmire.

ThePaulDude 5 years ago
Charlie Sheen.

Nyxx 5 years ago
I’m Aro but not Ace 😼😼

CandyGem729 11 years ago
What is the upside??!

BowserKoopa 10 years ago
Pussy.
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stressedenby-mess 6 years ago
*laughs in aroace*

Kyrsten Iddings 13 years ago
Doesn't matter, had sex

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
Uh, @Idaniv? I have a feeling you’ve been r/woooosh-ed.
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SinonMercer 8 years ago
I'm aromantic so dream come true.

JL1776 8 years ago
.......I’m ace

Crotalia 9 years ago
WTF NO

GerardGay1234 9 years ago
ACE BITCHES

Watermelonman 9 years ago
THEY FIXED THE GLITCH! IT"S NOW "very long ago"!!!

U53RN4M3 2 years ago
*it's

Watermelonman 9 years ago
-.- i want neither

Gray Hatcher 13 years ago
you just described my dream life

OtterMemez 9 years ago
I hope you get skinned alive, beaten with a metal bat, and thrown into the ocean to drown.
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Jacob Middleton 13 years ago
What is the downside?

Here's johny 11 years ago
So a gay guy is going to have sex with me ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

enderus 5 years ago
im the type of person that thinks sex is discusting

Kiko Avin 12 years ago
moosegirl4234 you are awesome

neverknown 11 years ago
srsly

Ruby Martinez 13 years ago
HELL NO.

TheWolf27 10 years ago
No downside. Every girl I like ends up being so self centered. Not trying to be sexist or anything

FourderMemes101 9 years ago
everybody including your close relatives.

LizzuLove 10 years ago
My only question is... why?

Mj1570 11 years ago
Um that's kinda a sexual favor so NOPE

macstringer 11 years ago
#HillaryAndBill

FunnyMaster20008 2 years ago
Errrrrrm, Downside?????

~BioActive~ 11 years ago
*Fap Fap Fap*

MGGoku 9 years ago
Wow... that"s dirty

yesmann 6 years ago
Doesn't matter, had sex

asdguy00 12 years ago
Ohh please teen bitches stop making these

Holdthedoor 9 years ago
I don't need to press the button

Oh Kreme 11 years ago
The mans too (⊙＿⊙)

thatdudedotcom 10 years ago
basically Barney's life

Stev18 11 years ago
Yuck!

åäö 8 years ago
i"m asexual JOHN CENA *MLG screaming* *SANIC* SANESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS *airhorns*

Erik Leibnitz 13 years ago
What downside

|--RAIN--| 11 years ago
Fuck bitches everyday

TheBestInhereBitch 9 years ago
ummmmmmmm why does everyone wanna have sex lime calm yo tits man

smart one 10 years ago
you're nasty 44% :)

Tortoise11011 9 years ago
#BarneyfromHowIMetYourMother

Danny Waffles 11 years ago
You can be a playa for life

MarEAT 5 years ago
I don't like either decline or accept. Imma skip

NTFGaming 12 years ago
*brakes button*

Mojo12 8 years ago
As much as sex is good.... Without a meaningful connection, it won't spark
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