Will You Press The Button?

Everybody on earth will be willing to have sex with you

but

You can never have a meaningful relationship

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unnamed man 11 years ago

Double negative for me, wy the fuck would i want everyone have sex with me what's wrong with everyone

RileyFNebula 2 years ago

Agreed

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forwhateverreason 11 years ago

*asexual snickering*

SinonMercer 8 years ago

What exactly do asexuals win in this situation?

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Soul_Eater 11 years ago

No thank you I will not be doing that if I will not have a meaningful relationship.

Watermelonman 9 years ago

Logic2.0 I AM NORMAL TOO! Canni eat your left eye?

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BALLSINMYMOUTH 4 years ago

i am aroace

TCR_ 3 years ago

Username DOES NOT check out!

Kai4life4 10 years ago

I'm not a womanizer. I'm not a pretentious asshole, and I'm CERTAINLY not some kind of sex crazed maniac that wants nothing but women on my crotch. So no.

BaconForThePeople 11 years ago

basically Taylor Swift's life

dankmemes101 9 years ago

I don't want sex -_-

void_89 5 years ago

No because then you can't anything else but have sex that is stuiped

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CalvinZheng 9 years ago

I DON'T WANT SEX

Timegamer 8 years ago

Who else but Quagmire.

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

Charlie Sheen.

Nyxx 5 years ago

I’m Aro but not Ace 😼😼

CandyGem729 11 years ago

What is the upside??!

BowserKoopa 10 years ago

Pussy.

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stressedenby-mess 6 years ago

*laughs in aroace*

Kyrsten Iddings 13 years ago

Doesn't matter, had sex

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Uh, @Idaniv? I have a feeling you’ve been r/woooosh-ed.

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SinonMercer 8 years ago

I'm aromantic so dream come true.

JL1776 8 years ago

.......I’m ace

Crotalia 8 years ago

WTF NO

GerardGay1234 9 years ago

ACE BITCHES

Watermelonman 9 years ago

THEY FIXED THE GLITCH! IT"S NOW "very long ago"!!!

U53RN4M3 2 years ago

*it's

Watermelonman 9 years ago

-.- i want neither

Gray Hatcher 13 years ago

you just described my dream life

OtterMemez 9 years ago

I hope you get skinned alive, beaten with a metal bat, and thrown into the ocean to drown.

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Jacob Middleton 13 years ago

What is the downside?

Holdthedoor 9 years ago

I don't need to press the button

Oh Kreme 11 years ago

The mans too (âŠ™ï¼¿âŠ™)

yesmann 5 years ago

Doesn't matter, had sex

asdguy00 12 years ago

Ohh please teen bitches stop making these

Stev18 11 years ago

Yuck!

åäö 8 years ago

i"m asexual JOHN CENA *MLG screaming* *SANIC* SANESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS *airhorns*

Erik Leibnitz 13 years ago

What downside

thatdudedotcom 10 years ago

basically Barney's life

TheBestInhereBitch 9 years ago

ummmmmmmm why does everyone wanna have sex lime calm yo tits man

smart one 10 years ago

you're nasty 44% :)

|--RAIN--| 11 years ago

Fuck bitches everyday

Danny Waffles 11 years ago

You can be a playa for life

MarEAT 5 years ago

I don't like either decline or accept. Imma skip

NTFGaming 12 years ago

*brakes button*

Tortoise11011 9 years ago

#BarneyfromHowIMetYourMother

Mojo12 8 years ago

As much as sex is good.... Without a meaningful connection, it won't spark

Kate Pedersen 13 years ago

If your in a meaningful relationship you'll probably get sex anyway

BowserKoopa 10 years ago

gibe de pusi pls

Ssssi 10 years ago

Everybody even my mom and dad O_o

SaoCaoZuo 9 years ago

What it"s like to start a sex trade with animal bugs. 。。

Niggakiller 10 months ago

so no rape?

ComicSams 11 years ago

What point in there is making love without there being love. It is nothing more than sex.

shadow man 10 years ago

SEX SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!

oldnotweak 12 years ago

no downside! lolololololol bitches be craxy

listentomyass 9 years ago

which 12-year old kid made this question? And by the way, i just got sexed last night anyway

OtterMemez 9 years ago

Kill yourself

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shewhobringsthenight 11 years ago

So every fucking rapist on earth would like to have sex with me? How about no...

Giangiovengi 5 years ago

Oh, prostitutes!

suhsusan 10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Lellel 11 years ago

Mia khalifa

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