Will You Press The Button?

CryptoMynd 2 years ago

I wish the two boxes, separated by the word 'but', of the reality-altering button I just pressed, were retroactively written as described below. The top box, which was previously read, "You may make any wish you want, the amount of wishes is unlimited.", n... [Show full comment]

vert343 9 years ago

Wish #1: The Downside of the Button I Pushed to Gain Infinite Wishes is COMPLETELY negated and cannot come back EVER, thereby my wishes cannot be turned evil or against me by ANY force of god, nature, man or any other possible entity.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Wish granted. The downside becomes “you gain infinite wishes” and is immediately negated, meaning you lose an infinite number of wishes.

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Sntcringe 9 years ago

Wish #1: I wish that every wish I make after this wish will be granted to my intended result with no adverse side effects for me, my family or any other person in the universe, up to and including animals and aliens. Wish 2: A monkey butler

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Wish granted. Your intended use for all wishes, going forwards, is to screw yourself over.

Azrael Prizer 13 years ago

wish #1: nothing i wish can be twisted into something bad

gooberman 2 years ago

Granted: now every one of your wishes is now twisted (nothing you wish is twisted, only everything is)

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Monster5728 11 years ago

Wish: I wish every wish I make doesn't become twisted.

DOGOFORLIFE 9 years ago

You wish for every wish you make do not become real?

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NIOIN 9 years ago

I"d like to undo my last wish. Thx.

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

Or better still just get rid of the downside.

huskeyranger 11 years ago

i wish for a day off work with no major inconvenience or disaster for it to happen in me and the rest of humanity's current shape, size and form.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Wish granted. That day off comes from one of your sick/vacation days (assuming your place of work has those).

Agent_Waffle 8 years ago

A monkey"s claw isn't a thing, because of this typo, there is no downside. Probably the one time I will be thankful for grammar errors / autocorrect.

Seapony 9 years ago

How are there any downsides? Just think carefully.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

@ThePaulDude Wish granted. None of your future wishes will come true.

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Timelypat 9 years ago

1. Wish "I wish that when I make a wish, the wish I make doesn't need to be specific in order for the wish I make to be granted correctly." 2. "I wish for all the cookies in the world."

NS 9 years ago

Just how much you like cookies Because I will wish to rob your cookies (*´∀`*)

Nathathan 9 years ago

Wish 1#: Anything I wish can never be turned against me if I am not specific enough Wish 2# infinite money Wish 3# Portal gun, please Wish 4# Let me be able to travel dimensions

YouWillNeverBeThin 9 years ago

i wish to get away from you morons

KingSimba 11 years ago

My number 1 wish: I wish King Simba from The Lion King will come to life and not eat or harm me or anyone else and live with me.

Hottydgh 11 years ago

My first wish would be that every wish including this one, is exactly how it is in my mind.

DOGOFORLIFE 9 years ago

You wish for every wish you make to go into your mind?

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Garrett Brian Simmons 13 years ago

The monkey's paw*

SeabassJames 9 years ago

The monkey chain! The monkey fist! The monkey!

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Chris Larson 13 years ago

I WISH FOR A LAWYER!

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

@Quartzfire Hi, I’m the only lawyer from the reality I hail from, thereby making me the best in that reality, and I STILL lost every case I took part in.

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Brandon Hawkins 13 years ago

Life would be boring if I could have anything I want instantly. Nothing to work towards,

Matthew Doraby 13 years ago

you mean paw right?

lolerzz 10 years ago

and besides its unlimited so just keep tying until you get ut right

Someone27 11 years ago

I'd go to website full of lawyers. Ask them to craft the perfect wish. And in order to test those wishes out, say "I wish that the following wish is granted to (Insert lawyer name here)". If they messed up the wording, they'll be the one dealing with the problems.

SomeoneRandom 11 years ago

I wish for the ability to grant myself any wish and it will not have to be specific. Done.

jimmyeatass 2 years ago

wish granter from stalker

StevenJoeBobBillyGregJames 11 years ago

Wish that My wishes wont get twisted.

RainbowWolf 10 years ago

I wish for Asriel Dreemurr, a goat with a light green and yellow striped shirt from Undertale, to be real and then he lives with me.

NotTheProtagonist 3 years ago

Wish granted. A mountain goat (named “Asriel Dreemur”, per request) appears at your door with a thermonuclear missile strapped to its back. It also has a shirt that comes from Undertale, but this does nothing to hide the missile.

AFourTunePotato 6 years ago

Give me THE sandwich

Relzyrx 12 years ago

@Chris Larson: You receive an incompetent, jackass lawyer with an annoying voice. @DBZ_Goku987: The omelet contains either food you're allergic to or a simply nasty tasting combination of ingredients. @Azrael Prizer: Your wishes will now be twisted to be... [Show full comment]

ZokoWillPressTheButton 10 years ago

I DID THIS WITH WISHING WELLS!

Awsomnecooldude 11 years ago

Wishh #1 No wish will be twisted into some freaky crap

NotTheProtagonist 3 years ago

Wish granted. Your wishes are twisted into *fancy* crap.

sonicj01 10 years ago

wish that the downside doesnt happen

NotTheProtagonist 3 years ago

Wish granted. So doesn’t the upside.

AmauraPond 11 years ago

You mean monkey's paw?

TimmyTheHobo 9 years ago

I wish that the downside of this button was removed so I could wish for anything.

NotTheProtagonist 3 years ago

Wish granted! The button ceases to have ever existed.

Jacksonn Coopeer 13 years ago

I'm almost specific as a twin, bring it on.

xX_G0D_Xx 11 years ago

wish: "I want infinite power. I want to be omnipotent."

Hello1 10 years ago

I wish that my wishes will only be granted if the wish is perfect and only used for it"s intended pourpose.

rauhaankhan 11 years ago

I WISH FOR TO POWER LOL

Little C 10 years ago

*You become a battery*

shortboynoah 5 years ago

i can CRAWL 400 miles per hour

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Wish granted. You can ONLY crawl at a speed of 400 miles per hour. Also, you get reborn as an infant.

A.Stranger 11 years ago

The Open-Source Wish Project

TerraQuartZ 11 years ago

like the wishmaster

TreyHumphrey 8 years ago

Like Norm, from Fairly Odd Parents, Timmy wished for an omelette, the genie gave him a hot as fuck omelette, he (Timmy) should have said OMELETTE ON A PLATE.

Tanatsha Brosman 13 years ago

The key word here is "may."

abcx 10 years ago

I would just have to define my wish really well.

Piece_of_shit_666 9 years ago

Fine with that I will just plan out how to word my wishes

Patrick Coogan 13 years ago

Have a lawyer friend or become one, look at your wishes, carefully deconstructing them until they give you the power to do whatever you want, simple :D

Noriaki_Inou 10 years ago

My first wish would be all of my wishes turning out exactly how I want them to with no catch 22. That way I don't have to be specific.

Noriaki_Inou 10 years ago

And, I could also wish to retract my last wish if that didn't work for some odd reason.

ReptilianFollower69 11 years ago

lol you can do an if statement and say "If this wish isn't followed EXACTLY as I say it will result in the wish not happening at all"

Sansyboy098 11 years ago

Just fu##ing wish you were the one making the wish

Little C 10 years ago

*You become the monkey's paw*

smsff7 11 years ago

I limit how I use my wishes and I limit what they would do. Not hard to say I wish I won this contest without any suspicion of cheating or any other legal issues that might pop up.

CodeCraker 10 years ago

I wish That that can't happen

Ur_avrg_reddit_user 6 years ago

Whish 1: whish the jini/ wish granter can read ur mind so they know exactly what ur thinking & cannot twist ur wish.

Goku 12 years ago

Hmmm... how about a wish that I will be completely immortal. I cannot die from anything, won't feel pain from anything, if I were to somehow lose parts of my body, (fingers, hands, arms, legs, toes, ears, nose, head etc) it'll regrow immediately looking 10... [Show full comment]

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