Will You Press The Button?

vert3437 years ago

Wish #1: The Downside of the Button I Pushed to Gain Infinite Wishes is COMPLETELY negated and cannot come back EVER, thereby my wishes cannot be turned evil or against me by ANY force of god, nature, man or any other possible entity.

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Wish granted. The downside becomes “you gain infinite wishes” and is immediately negated, meaning you lose an infinite number of wishes.

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Sntcringe7 years ago

Wish #1: I wish that every wish I make after this wish will be granted to my intended result with no adverse side effects for me, my family or any other person in the universe, up to and including animals and aliens. Wish 2: A monkey butler

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Wish granted. Your intended use for all wishes, going forwards, is to screw yourself over.

Monster57289 years ago

Wish: I wish every wish I make doesn't become twisted.

DOGOFORLIFE6 years ago

You wish for every wish you make do not become real?

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Azrael Prizer11 years ago

wish #1: nothing i wish can be twisted into something bad

MarcusLeeTurner6 years ago

Nothing aye wish can be twisted. You saved the person named Aye

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NIOIN7 years ago

I"d like to undo my last wish. Thx.

ThePaulDude3 years ago

Or better still just get rid of the downside.

Agent_Waffle6 years ago

A monkey"s claw isn't a thing, because of this typo, there is no downside. Probably the one time I will be thankful for grammar errors / autocorrect.

huskeyranger9 years ago

i wish for a day off work with no major inconvenience or disaster for it to happen in me and the rest of humanity's current shape, size and form.

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Wish granted. That day off comes from one of your sick/vacation days (assuming your place of work has those).

Seapony7 years ago

How are there any downsides? Just think carefully.

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

@ThePaulDude Wish granted. None of your future wishes will come true.

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Timelypat7 years ago

1. Wish "I wish that when I make a wish, the wish I make doesn't need to be specific in order for the wish I make to be granted correctly." 2. "I wish for all the cookies in the world."

NS7 years ago

Just how much you like cookies Because I will wish to rob your cookies (*´∀`*)

Nathathan7 years ago

Wish 1#: Anything I wish can never be turned against me if I am not specific enough Wish 2# infinite money Wish 3# Portal gun, please Wish 4# Let me be able to travel dimensions

YouWillNeverBeThin7 years ago

i wish to get away from you morons

KingSimba9 years ago

My number 1 wish: I wish King Simba from The Lion King will come to life and not eat or harm me or anyone else and live with me.

Hottydgh9 years ago

My first wish would be that every wish including this one, is exactly how it is in my mind.

DOGOFORLIFE6 years ago

You wish for every wish you make to go into your mind?

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Garrett Brian Simmons11 years ago

The monkey's paw*

SeabassJames6 years ago

The monkey chain! The monkey fist! The monkey!

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Chris Larson11 years ago

I WISH FOR A LAWYER!

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

@Quartzfire Hi, I’m the only lawyer from the reality I hail from, thereby making me the best in that reality, and I STILL lost every case I took part in.

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Brandon Hawkins11 years ago

Life would be boring if I could have anything I want instantly. Nothing to work towards,

Matthew Doraby11 years ago

you mean paw right?

makujah8 years ago

Again, no immediate downside problem: if i press the button, i have an ability to do that, not obligation. Abd to get another ability is always a ggod choice

A-Jamaican Danish 8 years ago

I would wish that every time I make a wish I get a second chance to fix it no matter what

_Wendell_4 years ago

Hahahahahahahaaaa

NotTheProtagonistlast year

Wish… granted?

Kdmx10 years ago

Free wishes??? No-brainer...

skitteryboo9 years ago

I got nothing to loose

Benjamin Kirksey11 years ago

With the monkey's paw, you get to undo previous wishes. With infinite wishes, you can learn from your mistakes and correct them as you go. Also, you don't have to make any wishes if you're in a state you're willing to live in.

1lazyusername8 years ago

I like chaos...

smoloutboy8 years ago

Wish #1- No wish can be twisted into something bad. Wish #2: Meet Dan and Phil. Wish #3- Pretty much anything else I can think of at that moment

AgentSquidbeak9 years ago

make a wish that takes 1 hour to speak

Digimonking28 years ago

I wish to have the ability to have wishes from a source other then this one, where I do not have to be specific. Then I wish for all my unnecessary wants, such as having a "world editor" where I can change EVERYTHING!

cattom2 years ago

simple. wish for the ability to be super specific whenever i want

pwnyboi9 years ago

Well I guess I'll be printing a long list in descriptive form to make the genie read and command then...

TeamAwesomeness7 years ago

here"s my wish down to every last detail i can think of:i wish to be with duplica for the rest of my life while i build machines and have a lunala,salazzle,mew,female primarina,female pikachu,and female alolan ninetales on my team. and duplica"s team would...[Show full comment]

Zuzume Lolitian11 years ago

Does no one ever think of just writing out their wish "down to the very last detail" and then state it aloud to be granted after the wish has been looked at by either other people, or by you in different moods.

alterm88 years ago

There's actually no downside to this :I You get the power but you don't have to use it all the time.

lmbknight9 years ago

true

AlexXYZ2228 years ago

I just want a donut...

butts mc butts9 years ago

nTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe ...[Show full comment]