Will You Press The Button?

CryptoMynd6 months ago

I wish the two boxes, separated by the word 'but', of the reality-altering button I just pressed, were retroactively written as described below. The top box, which was previously read, "You may make any wish you want, the amount of wishes is unlimited.", n...[Show full comment]

vert3437 years ago

Wish #1: The Downside of the Button I Pushed to Gain Infinite Wishes is COMPLETELY negated and cannot come back EVER, thereby my wishes cannot be turned evil or against me by ANY force of god, nature, man or any other possible entity.

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Wish granted. The downside becomes “you gain infinite wishes” and is immediately negated, meaning you lose an infinite number of wishes.

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Sntcringe8 years ago

Wish #1: I wish that every wish I make after this wish will be granted to my intended result with no adverse side effects for me, my family or any other person in the universe, up to and including animals and aliens. Wish 2: A monkey butler

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Wish granted. Your intended use for all wishes, going forwards, is to screw yourself over.

Azrael Prizer12 years ago

wish #1: nothing i wish can be twisted into something bad

gooberman6 months ago

Granted: now every one of your wishes is now twisted (nothing you wish is twisted, only everything is)

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Monster57289 years ago

Wish: I wish every wish I make doesn't become twisted.

DOGOFORLIFE7 years ago

You wish for every wish you make do not become real?

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NIOIN8 years ago

I"d like to undo my last wish. Thx.

ThePaulDude3 years ago

Or better still just get rid of the downside.

Agent_Waffle6 years ago

A monkey"s claw isn't a thing, because of this typo, there is no downside. Probably the one time I will be thankful for grammar errors / autocorrect.

huskeyranger9 years ago

i wish for a day off work with no major inconvenience or disaster for it to happen in me and the rest of humanity's current shape, size and form.

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Wish granted. That day off comes from one of your sick/vacation days (assuming your place of work has those).

Seapony8 years ago

How are there any downsides? Just think carefully.

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

@ThePaulDude Wish granted. None of your future wishes will come true.

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Timelypat8 years ago

1. Wish "I wish that when I make a wish, the wish I make doesn't need to be specific in order for the wish I make to be granted correctly." 2. "I wish for all the cookies in the world."

NS8 years ago

Just how much you like cookies Because I will wish to rob your cookies (*´∀`*)

Nathathan8 years ago

Wish 1#: Anything I wish can never be turned against me if I am not specific enough Wish 2# infinite money Wish 3# Portal gun, please Wish 4# Let me be able to travel dimensions

YouWillNeverBeThin8 years ago

i wish to get away from you morons

KingSimba9 years ago

My number 1 wish: I wish King Simba from The Lion King will come to life and not eat or harm me or anyone else and live with me.

Hottydgh9 years ago

My first wish would be that every wish including this one, is exactly how it is in my mind.

DOGOFORLIFE7 years ago

You wish for every wish you make to go into your mind?

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Garrett Brian Simmons12 years ago

The monkey's paw*

SeabassJames7 years ago

The monkey chain! The monkey fist! The monkey!

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Chris Larson12 years ago

I WISH FOR A LAWYER!

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

@Quartzfire Hi, I’m the only lawyer from the reality I hail from, thereby making me the best in that reality, and I STILL lost every case I took part in.

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Brandon Hawkins12 years ago

Life would be boring if I could have anything I want instantly. Nothing to work towards,

Matthew Doraby12 years ago

you mean paw right?

Katie Cassie12 years ago

No worries, I'm thorough p;

Loophole man9 years ago

I'm VERY good at this

buttonmasta9 years ago

wish one: nothing i wish can be twisted including this one wish two:the honey boo boo family, the kardashians and all other celebrity's i dislike disapeer off the face of the planet like they never existed wish three:my crush likes me wish four: i have ...[Show full comment]

charavsfrisk9 years ago

Ok so like those candles in that one movie seems cool with me

Aaron Corr9 years ago

I would get a lawyer that fool proofs every single wish

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Wish granted. The prosecution is Miles Edgeworth.

Sajan8 years ago

I wish everything that I would want to wish for would become true.

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Wish granted. Nothing happens.

Jackampwave4 years ago

Write a list of wishes be specific and wish for everything on the list to be true and then say "I wish for swigle dwigle baptism" and watch the caos unfold.

AtemAndrew10 years ago

First wish: Wish for your wishes to go exactly as you plan them. Second: Wish to be able to plan each of your wishes perfectly so. Third: Wish that your wishes are made so that they do not anyone or anything. Fourth: "I wish I knew what to wish for." Fifth, etc.

CenaCentury8 years ago

I Wish that all my wishes never needs me to keep using specific details that prevent the wishes to be like "the monkey"s claw" and it only needs less or more details to stop bad things from happening even if it is one word and my wishes never turn into bad things

ninjaboy919119 years ago

wish for a smarter gene

Smolbean69 years ago

Ooh I like this one. But I get specific alot... That's how I win stupid arguments lol

#thug life9 years ago

Im always specific sooo what downside win win

ElloThereNormies7 years ago

Then wish so nothing you can wish can become bad. Easy escape method

Hanna Wagner12 years ago

So like Fairly Oddparents?

Someone279 years ago

I'd go to website full of lawyers. Ask them to craft the perfect wish. And in order to test those wishes out, say "I wish that the following wish is granted to (Insert lawyer name here)". If they messed up the wording, they'll be the one dealing with the problems.

lolerzz9 years ago

and besides its unlimited so just keep tying until you get ut right

RainbowWolf8 years ago

I wish for Asriel Dreemurr, a goat with a light green and yellow striped shirt from Undertale, to be real and then he lives with me.

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Wish granted. A mountain goat (named “Asriel Dreemur”, per request) appears at your door with a thermonuclear missile strapped to its back. It also has a shirt that comes from Undertale, but this does nothing to hide the missile.

SomeoneRandom9 years ago

I wish for the ability to grant myself any wish and it will not have to be specific. Done.

jimmyeatass8 months ago

wish granter from stalker

StevenJoeBobBillyGregJames10 years ago

Wish that My wishes wont get twisted.

Awsomnecooldude9 years ago

Wishh #1 No wish will be twisted into some freaky crap

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Wish granted. Your wishes are twisted into *fancy* crap.

AFourTunePotato5 years ago

Give me THE sandwich

Relzyrx11 years ago

@Chris Larson: You receive an incompetent, jackass lawyer with an annoying voice. @DBZ_Goku987: The omelet contains either food you're allergic to or a simply nasty tasting combination of ingredients. @Azrael Prizer: Your wishes will now be twisted to be...[Show full comment]