Will You Press The Button?

Maraiya9 years ago

I can write it and leave it for someone to find. Technically, i didnt tell anyone. Someone found out.

therealobama3 years ago

if someone asks me something, do i just pee?

boykisser11 months ago

real

Javongod3 years ago

Ok I be a super hero with out people knowing

Migdin18 years ago

I will get a pet and name it Anybody, then i can tell it to everyone except my pet

banananananananan9 months ago

nb

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TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago

Help me humans i turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and cant turn myself back!

TinaLucia2 years ago

Now that you know everything you know how to turn yourself back into a human

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Tyler Guimond12 years ago

if you know everything, you'd know how to break the cycle and tell people.

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Why tell anyone anything...THEY WON'T CARE!

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TaioMalynn8 years ago

Adult diapers 👌

I Pitty da FOOL9 years ago

And you will know how to stop yourself from wee wee....(this was probably made by a two year old)

Sabi9 years ago

Ok write a book then and it is free for evryone

DiamondFist127 years ago

Hasn’t there been like 5000000 questions like this

Kenney Rowe12 years ago

Doctor who

MAGNETIC ICE9 years ago

Just build a computer chip that has the knolage of the universe and give it to Canada

Pickels7 years ago

Eh. It"s not that bad to wee yourself. J

LiunrSnivy8 years ago

So if I press the button I pee myself?

DarkAngel1179 years ago

I WILL KNOW HOW TO SUMMONER A GUARDIAN. I NEED NOTHING ELSE!

BigFatFluffyPenguin9 years ago

Dis is a cool one

Dalekbuster5239 years ago

What harm would a little wee do to anyone?

Foxtastic4 years ago

Can't i just write stuff on a letter? 1000000 IQ move

Lywondo10 years ago

Umm, that means i would know how NOT to wee my self... and also know how to find a way to tell people. Some people really need to think through some of the questions they make on this site...

Mangomagmaman7 years ago

So I can't tell anyone anything? Anything at all?

Battlefield_20259 years ago

I'll just write an ebook

Ifredward8 years ago

I'm just gonna wee myself and enjoy knowing Morgan Freeman is an interdimensional entity with the sole purpose of entertaining all life-from with his sexy voice.

PenguinAssault9 years ago

Who would still be able to write it on paper.

OldMakBook9 years ago

So in other words if I tell someone I'll piss myself? But if I don't then I won't piss myself? Seems good enough I'll be like the Doctor then!

Hii237 years ago

Build a rocket solve world hunger whats the down side?

deathbypanzer9 years ago

No downside here

setorines10 years ago

How is it that if you know everything people think I'll steal from everyone. Not I'll know great business ideas and which stocks will be most profitable? Mild loss for my faith in humanity

wglenn039 years ago

a squeaker worte this

Atreyu Setter12 years ago

LOL i don't mind not telling anyone.

awesomeboss1209 years ago

I don't have to tell anyone

usoutlaw8 years ago

thats why you wright that shit down

HowDareYou9 years ago

Did anyone that said yes to this think "oh I can just use a catheter or diapers and problem solved."? Cause that's where my mind went.. but I clicked no.

BACONLIFE9 years ago

Lol omfg I'm almost just pissed myself reading that it's dumb but it's so dumb it's funny as hell

Warmchne9 years ago

Write it down. So people can read it after you've died.

Ronnales10 years ago

Writing stuff down isn't telling people

GFcleverman7 years ago

Just don't tell anyone Plain and simple

aLiResistant9 years ago

Well if I don know Anything I Can't tell anyone too ! why not ?

Unenzor8 years ago

"You'll just wee yourself" what drugs is the submitter on?

Dooriel9 years ago

So technically The Giver without the weeing part?

agnii10 years ago

I wold have no reason to live

PikaManiac6289 years ago

I didn't understand because of the wee part

Kittenlover1017 years ago

I already know the meaning of life. It"s 42.

TooMany FanGirls12 years ago

Just write down everything you know, so when you are gone, people will now everything.

Phasmid99 years ago

knowledge is power. If I know everything in the universe, I am the most powerful man in the entire universe. GIMME!!!!

ThePaulDude8 years ago

Why tell people anyway, they probably wouldn't believe you anyway.

shynigold9 years ago

I 'll write

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Shnegithy9 years ago

Too many people fail to realize how mundane existence would become with omniscience...

A_Person10 years ago

I'd hack into PayPal and steal everybody's money and credit card info so I could become rich

Shurubel7 years ago

i"m gonna write everything they ask me.

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