You'll know everything in the universe...
but
You'll be unable to tell anybody, instead you'll just wee yourself.
I will not

Maraiya 11 years ago
I can write it and leave it for someone to find. Technically, i didnt tell anyone. Someone found out.

therealobama 5 years ago
if someone asks me something, do i just pee?

boykisser 2 years ago
real

Javongod 4 years ago
Ok I be a super hero with out people knowing

Migdin1 9 years ago
I will get a pet and name it Anybody, then i can tell it to everyone except my pet

asyraf_414 9 months ago
u cant tell "anybody" not "Anybody"
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TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago
Help me humans i turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and cant turn myself back!

TinaLucia 4 years ago
Now that you know everything you know how to turn yourself back into a human
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Tyler Guimond 13 years ago
if you know everything, you'd know how to break the cycle and tell people.

ThePaulDude 6 years ago
Why tell anyone anything...THEY WON'T CARE!
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TaioMalynn 9 years ago
Adult diapers 👌

I Pitty da FOOL 11 years ago
And you will know how to stop yourself from wee wee....(this was probably made by a two year old)

Sabi 11 years ago
Ok write a book then and it is free for evryone

DiamondFist12 9 years ago
Hasn’t there been like 5000000 questions like this

Kenney Rowe 13 years ago
Doctor who

deathbypanzer 11 years ago
No downside here

setorines 12 years ago
How is it that if you know everything people think I'll steal from everyone. Not I'll know great business ideas and which stocks will be most profitable? Mild loss for my faith in humanity

Hii23 8 years ago
Build a rocket solve world hunger whats the down side?

Atreyu Setter 13 years ago
LOL i don't mind not telling anyone.

wglenn03 11 years ago
a squeaker worte this

usoutlaw 10 years ago
thats why you wright that shit down

awesomeboss120 11 years ago
I don't have to tell anyone

BACONLIFE 11 years ago
Lol omfg I'm almost just pissed myself reading that it's dumb but it's so dumb it's funny as hell

HowDareYou 10 years ago
Did anyone that said yes to this think "oh I can just use a catheter or diapers and problem solved."? Cause that's where my mind went.. but I clicked no.

GFcleverman 9 years ago
Just don't tell anyone Plain and simple

Warmchne 11 years ago
Write it down. So people can read it after you've died.

Ronnales 12 years ago
Writing stuff down isn't telling people

aLiResistant 11 years ago
Well if I don know Anything I Can't tell anyone too ! why not ?

Unenzor 10 years ago
"You'll just wee yourself" what drugs is the submitter on?

Dooriel 11 years ago
So technically The Giver without the weeing part?

PikaManiac628 11 years ago
I didn't understand because of the wee part

agnii 12 years ago
I wold have no reason to live

TooMany FanGirls 13 years ago
Just write down everything you know, so when you are gone, people will now everything.

Kittenlover101 9 years ago
I already know the meaning of life. It"s 42.

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
Why tell people anyway, they probably wouldn't believe you anyway.

Phasmid9 11 years ago
knowledge is power. If I know everything in the universe, I am the most powerful man in the entire universe. GIMME!!!!

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shynigold 10 years ago
I 'll write

Shurubel 9 years ago
i"m gonna write everything they ask me.

Shnegithy 11 years ago
Too many people fail to realize how mundane existence would become with omniscience...

A_Person 12 years ago
I'd hack into PayPal and steal everybody's money and credit card info so I could become rich

JustLikeTheySay 11 years ago
Become INCREDIBLY smart & rule the world as an EXTREMELY RICH TRILLIONARE!! :D

UgfSlain 11 years ago
The rn is annoying
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Franzy 9 years ago
I'm just here to read the comments

Kittenlover101 9 years ago
Haha. I agree. I spend like, 20 minutes looking through the comments in 2 buttons.

daaaaaannii 10 years ago
wee??????????

thalesmal 11 years ago
42

FireWiz04 11 years ago
does wee yourself mean masturbate???

TheRightOne 12 years ago
You can't tell anybody but it didn't say you can't write it down and show it to somebody

Bigbadbirdy 6 years ago
What two year old made this, (wee yourself)

penismaster 6 years ago
racist

Nacho Cava 13 years ago
so whats the point of pressing it?

TheOriginalKirito 9 years ago
If you knew everything then you"d know how to get around the downside, so downside is invalid.

supermen121918josh 10 years ago
See there is a loophole because you cant tell anyone because they wont believe you (im assuming) there for just "discover" it

#thug life 11 years ago
It never said every time you tell someone yo do it once and then go to a seicne lab and tell them

Sexygirl188888 10 years ago
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dankmemes101 9 years ago
spam...

Alexgg603 11 years ago
... Shut up Incret commet
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