Having the power to be a god
but
You're always drunk...
I will not


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Maharid last year
NOPE! i don't like to be drunk and in that state the world will last 12 seconds.

happytroll20 9 years ago
Basically Rick from Rick and Morty

JamZHate 9 years ago
Yes

MNITIMMY 10 years ago
You silly *hic* button, i ain't drunk enough to press y-*hic* you.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
Oh, w-wait. I shouldn’t *hic* listen to my-myself. I’m drunk. *hic*
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dankmemes101 9 years ago
That must be how I was born.

Mister-E 9 years ago
Wow

Wendy Marriott 13 years ago
Um, Dionysus anyone??

Yeetboiii88550 4 years ago
My people…
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TehGamePlaya 11 years ago
It would have the same results If I wasn't drunk tbh

Lexeaus 11 years ago
Jesus calm down
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Rocket046 9 years ago
Honestly, if there was a god, I think he is drunk. Have you seen giraffes?

Aliens31 2 years ago
Underrated comment Plus, do you now about platypuses? They're like a fantasy monster designed by a biologist drunk AF

Superdude3266 10 years ago
Russian god

LivyDip 10 years ago
Being drunk for your whole life would be so AWFUL! I do not care if I got to be a 'god' or not! D:

malkthemalkasaur 11 years ago
A DRUNK GOD = THE END OF MANKIND!!

TrollerXXL 10 years ago
Bacchus is the Roman God of whine. The Greek version is Dionysus
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RoboticAzerothian 11 years ago
If your drunk you cant do anything, your life is now useless xD

Mildly_uncomfortable 8 years ago
Did dionysus write this

200809714 8 years ago
If your always drunk then you will die by choking on your own barf ew

AnyaSingh 8 years ago
That"s the definition of being drunk... Except only you consider you"re God so no

Goldenunicorn4211 9 years ago
It didn't say how drunk...

VilladsP55 9 years ago
What could possible go wrong?

Seftowefto999 9 years ago
Negative?

Alexis Bromander 13 years ago
Downside?

TheSolamnic 10 years ago
I was going to say no until I read the 'downside'.

AlexADK 9 years ago
gunna fuck this world up

Mister-E 9 years ago
I love being a ... *urp* ... god everydolphin

quickstirke 9 years ago
What the FUCK is this?!?

Chess_Player 9 years ago
HECK YEAH IM THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER

W1llster 9 years ago
What"s the downside?

That-Norwegian-weirdo 9 years ago
What if the drunk side is the smart side??

DragonEXE 10 years ago
All rain is wine, rivers, lakes, and oceans are wodka piss is beer it"s happy hour all year round!

DragonEXE 10 years ago
I AM GOD! OF GETTING PISS DRUNK!!!!!!

Demetrius Rodriguez 13 years ago
And then accidentally destroy all the stars and make your son make new ones.

BLUEDRAGON1 9 years ago
Do you know Star-Lord
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jouichi_chama 11 years ago
Great! Then the world will get a better god!

thezombieguy2 12 years ago
im gona make all guys have five penises. o wait thats praboly shoudnt appan

Sierra Buckley 13 years ago
So basically I would have been Castiel?

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
are you drunk? yes.i found a liquor store and i drank it.

Viki Barillova 13 years ago
Dionysus?

Saquib007 10 years ago
47 yeras ago, omg!!!

William Bishop 13 years ago
INFINITE TOLERANCE!!!!!!

Kitsunuki Inari 13 years ago
I don't have a problem with this.

StarComet04 9 years ago
What"s the downside?

EaterOfFarts 11 years ago
doesn't say how drunk. . .

BawbRaws 9 years ago
I"d probably be BETTER as a god if I were constantly drunk.

The Fresh Prince Of Fazbear's 11 years ago
Hvvey FUNubfal UNvierese

SiamesePhoenix 10 months ago
Dionysus!

warmitrax 11 years ago
Win/Win

Kris Walker 13 years ago
Pretty much my life now + God powers? Done.

Sliver_eevee_the_pokehog 10 years ago
oh so basically drunk sonic.exe

Lancelot25 5 years ago
God is the only god

adamo wont press it 11 years ago
I love being drunk XD

MILLER66 9 years ago
I don’t see anything wrong with either of these

InhaleExhaleStrike! 11 years ago
Give yourself immunity to drunkenness.

S0ZDATEL 7 years ago
If you are god so you are omnipotent and can do anything so you can just stop being drunk...

aidan142001 11 years ago
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apoisonedkilljoy 10 years ago
I AM DIONYSUS

Peradox 12 years ago
Drunken Ascension, here I come~

AlexxxxD 9 years ago
I'm act like I'm alsways drunk anyway so f youuu XD

Isis Marie 11 years ago
Already have an Egyptian goddess name. Bring it
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