Will You Press The Button?

Having the power to be a god

but

You're always drunk...

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happytroll208 years ago

Basically Rick from Rick and Morty

JamZHate7 years ago

Yes

MNITIMMY9 years ago

You silly *hic* button, i ain't drunk enough to press y-*hic* you.

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Oh, w-wait. I shouldn’t *hic* listen to my-myself. I’m drunk. *hic*

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dankmemes1018 years ago

That must be how I was born.

Mister-E8 years ago

Wow

TehGamePlaya9 years ago

It would have the same results If I wasn't drunk tbh

Lexeaus9 years ago

Jesus calm down

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Wendy Marriott12 years ago

Um, Dionysus anyone??

Yeetboiii885503 years ago

My people…

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Rocket0468 years ago

Honestly, if there was a god, I think he is drunk. Have you seen giraffes?

Aliens315 months ago

Underrated comment Plus, do you now about platypuses? They're like a fantasy monster designed by a biologist drunk AF

Superdude32668 years ago

Russian god

LivyDip9 years ago

Being drunk for your whole life would be so AWFUL! I do not care if I got to be a 'god' or not! D:

malkthemalkasaur9 years ago

A DRUNK GOD = THE END OF MANKIND!!

TrollerXXL9 years ago

Bacchus is the Roman God of whine. The Greek version is Dionysus

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RoboticAzerothian9 years ago

If your drunk you cant do anything, your life is now useless xD

Mildly_uncomfortable7 years ago

Did dionysus write this

2008097147 years ago

If your always drunk then you will die by choking on your own barf ew

AnyaSingh7 years ago

That"s the definition of being drunk... Except only you consider you"re God so no

Goldenunicorn42117 years ago

It didn't say how drunk...

VilladsP557 years ago

What could possible go wrong?

Seftowefto9997 years ago

Negative?

AlexADK8 years ago

gunna fuck this world up

Mister-E8 years ago

I love being a ... *urp* ... god everydolphin

quickstirke8 years ago

What the FUCK is this?!?

Chess_Player8 years ago

HECK YEAH IM THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER

W1llster8 years ago

What"s the downside?

That-Norwegian-weirdo8 years ago

What if the drunk side is the smart side??

DragonEXE8 years ago

All rain is wine, rivers, lakes, and oceans are wodka piss is beer it"s happy hour all year round!

DragonEXE8 years ago

I AM GOD! OF GETTING PISS DRUNK!!!!!!

Alexis Bromander12 years ago

Downside?

TheSolamnic9 years ago

I was going to say no until I read the 'downside'.

jouichi_chama9 years ago

Great! Then the world will get a better god!

Demetrius Rodriguez12 years ago

And then accidentally destroy all the stars and make your son make new ones.

BLUEDRAGON17 years ago

Do you know Star-Lord

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thezombieguy210 years ago

im gona make all guys have five penises. o wait thats praboly shoudnt appan

Sierra Buckley12 years ago

So basically I would have been Castiel?

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

are you drunk? yes.i found a liquor store and i drank it.

Viki Barillova12 years ago

Dionysus?

Saquib0078 years ago

47 yeras ago, omg!!!

Kitsunuki Inari12 years ago

I don't have a problem with this.

William Bishop12 years ago

INFINITE TOLERANCE!!!!!!

luna10 years ago

IM A GIRL DEADPOOL

ExplosionMage4 years ago

So basically become the useless goddess Aqua.

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

*shojo ghosts grin and surround me*

Andrew Lyon12 years ago

drunk...ON POWAH!!

Yazzie7 years ago

But if yoir god cant you just take that away?

Ty 9 years ago

Dionysus then?

Kittenlover1018 years ago

Your a banana

Kittenlover1018 years ago

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aidan1420019 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Andrew Marinelli11 years ago

If i become a god i can just negate the side effect.

Dragongeta036 years ago

That"s dangerous

ItzAdamSki8 years ago

Lets make a catcake

Psythik10 years ago

Sounds like a Win-Win to me.

Phan is so real Phan doesn't even know9 years ago

What's the downside?

ghostcookiez9 years ago

isnt many peaple alredy that

DextersLaboratory4EVER1last year

who in their right minds would press this?

I love FNAF9 years ago

BE THE DRUNK GOD!!!

Mario Albers12 years ago

having the power to be a god, but you're always drunk..... i don't see the bad thing

A Undertale Fan9 years ago

light drun

Reagan7208 years ago

So all Latin gods

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