Will You Press The Button?

Having the power to be a god

but

You're always drunk...

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happytroll208 years ago

Basically Rick from Rick and Morty

JamZHate7 years ago

Yes

MNITIMMY9 years ago

You silly *hic* button, i ain't drunk enough to press y-*hic* you.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Oh, w-wait. I shouldn’t *hic* listen to my-myself. I’m drunk. *hic*

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dankmemes1018 years ago

That must be how I was born.

Mister-E8 years ago

Wow

TehGamePlaya9 years ago

It would have the same results If I wasn't drunk tbh

Lexeaus9 years ago

Jesus calm down

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Wendy Marriott12 years ago

Um, Dionysus anyone??

Yeetboiii885503 years ago

My people…

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Rocket0468 years ago

Honestly, if there was a god, I think he is drunk. Have you seen giraffes?

Aliens316 months ago

Underrated comment Plus, do you now about platypuses? They're like a fantasy monster designed by a biologist drunk AF

Superdude32668 years ago

Russian god

LivyDip9 years ago

Being drunk for your whole life would be so AWFUL! I do not care if I got to be a 'god' or not! D:

malkthemalkasaur9 years ago

A DRUNK GOD = THE END OF MANKIND!!

TrollerXXL9 years ago

Bacchus is the Roman God of whine. The Greek version is Dionysus

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RoboticAzerothian9 years ago

If your drunk you cant do anything, your life is now useless xD

Mildly_uncomfortable7 years ago

Did dionysus write this

2008097147 years ago

If your always drunk then you will die by choking on your own barf ew

AnyaSingh7 years ago

That"s the definition of being drunk... Except only you consider you"re God so no

Goldenunicorn42117 years ago

It didn't say how drunk...

VilladsP557 years ago

What could possible go wrong?

Seftowefto9997 years ago

Negative?

AlexADK8 years ago

gunna fuck this world up

Mister-E8 years ago

I love being a ... *urp* ... god everydolphin

quickstirke8 years ago

What the FUCK is this?!?

Chess_Player8 years ago

HECK YEAH IM THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER

W1llster8 years ago

What"s the downside?

That-Norwegian-weirdo8 years ago

What if the drunk side is the smart side??

DragonEXE8 years ago

All rain is wine, rivers, lakes, and oceans are wodka piss is beer it"s happy hour all year round!

DragonEXE8 years ago

I AM GOD! OF GETTING PISS DRUNK!!!!!!

Alexis Bromander12 years ago

Downside?

TheSolamnic9 years ago

I was going to say no until I read the 'downside'.

jouichi_chama9 years ago

Great! Then the world will get a better god!

Demetrius Rodriguez12 years ago

And then accidentally destroy all the stars and make your son make new ones.

BLUEDRAGON17 years ago

Do you know Star-Lord

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thezombieguy210 years ago

im gona make all guys have five penises. o wait thats praboly shoudnt appan

Sierra Buckley12 years ago

So basically I would have been Castiel?

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

are you drunk? yes.i found a liquor store and i drank it.

Viki Barillova12 years ago

Dionysus?

Saquib0078 years ago

47 yeras ago, omg!!!

William Bishop12 years ago

INFINITE TOLERANCE!!!!!!

Kitsunuki Inari12 years ago

I don't have a problem with this.

aidan14200110 years ago

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apoisonedkilljoy8 years ago

I AM DIONYSUS

Peradox11 years ago

Drunken Ascension, here I come~

S0ZDATEL6 years ago

If you are god so you are omnipotent and can do anything so you can just stop being drunk...

AlexxxxD8 years ago

I'm act like I'm alsways drunk anyway so f youuu XD

Isis Marie10 years ago

Already have an Egyptian goddess name. Bring it

Loophole man9 years ago

Can I be stoned instead?

Aleksandra Karolina Wolska12 years ago

Remember the god of hangover from prattchet's Hogfather? :D

shalemik7 years ago

Where is the downside?

Solrakom9 years ago

Iss likkee howwm my liffe iss, so whatherverrr

Geremias7 months ago

Ggjjfj

xXxxPu$$yslayerxXx9 years ago

THAT WOULD BE AWERSOME!!!!! would there be other gods that are judgmental like, I had all those china things... away with them. But that would ruin peoples faith. AWAY WITH THEM

Halle Barton12 years ago

SO I WOULD BE DIONYSUS/BACCHUS

TheRealAnigamer7 years ago

LOOPHOLE i create i godly devise that makes anyone sober always

bigfatty10 years ago

You drunk like you dreaming as god

Steelhunter7778 years ago

I mean, wouldn't you be drunk on power anyway?

AnimaxDarkness10 years ago

Deadpool mode ACTIVATE!

Fjnbffbbf8 years ago

Basically the adventures of god

ZeskoDJ10 years ago

Always drunk and a god? Awesome!! Might destroy the world but still awesome!

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