The god of your personal religion comes forth as the one true god, and he's got your back. (If you're an atheist, you get to make one up)
but
He/she loves you, but he's got a personality you can't stand, and he thinks you're kind of a tool.
I will not


ilovebobo6 months ago
Praise god and only God.

VelocityRaptor289 years ago
HOI IM TEM GOD. THE ONE TRUE GOD ME WANT DA TEM FLAKES

FilipxD3 years ago
MOM I GOT THE PACIFIST ENDING MOM!!
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Ratboy10 years ago
I am my own god. So. That's interesting.

HMJ7 years ago
Wut?
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Steven Telencio12 years ago
Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

ianosaurus152 years ago
Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
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mrcaleb219 years ago
FOR THE EMPEROR!

SciArtHerp8 years ago
Sea Emperor? If it"s her, I'm in. If not... then Pancake Satan will mess you up.

Alkeniw9 years ago
What if the god I choose is a god that doesn't have a personality? And what if he doesn't know what the adjective tool means?

DamnSponge9 years ago
Every night, o shall pray... to... the almighty...CHARA!!

DiamondChàra7 years ago
Sure

Castiel James Tomlinson9 years ago
So my dad is God...

idiot_999999999999999999999999999999999999999999994 years ago
a god that has a good personality you big fat idiot

Pie.9 years ago
Time for some serious reapertale shit.

lavabob20008 years ago
ALL HAIL SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!

AkameTiene7 years ago
Dogaboi0 you realise you just told him to go to his own heaven. As saintanism believes that god is evil and that you can get tortured up in heaven but in hell you get their promise lands. What is your idea of heaven is to them what you think of is hell and...[Show full comment]
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Squad51.28 years ago
All Hail Lord Helix.

Steven Telencio12 years ago
Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

mathematicdungeonl0rd8 years ago
Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Tinyman4799 years ago
He will still have my back, and I can say that I found God.

DaRealDexs9 years ago
GAMING MONEY FOOD CAR GODD

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
ROBO PENIS MUSCLE NINJA

spinosaurus_man9 years ago
what happens if I believe in every type of good god. dont judge I have a hier chance of going to some sort of heaven or hell.

DiamondChàra7 years ago
That’s cool

Bagout9 years ago
Im an atheist that means that i make my god so stupid he thinks a tool is his master and fuck the other bit i have a slave god!

VelocityRaptor289 years ago
the god of nerds

DemonicalDragon7 years ago
I don't believe in God, wait... From now on, I will believe I'm God!! Hahaa!!

None-Is-None8 years ago
Why tho: http://www.willyoupressthebutton.com/423789

KamiKat8 years ago
HAIL SATAN.

SciArtHerp8 years ago
PANCAKE SATAN!!!! lol

ultracreeper8 years ago
Wow lord gaben would be real finally................wait one second

mr.whatface9 years ago
Huh, thought my rendition of God would have a little more "existence" in his form. Also he can't do jack shit when I give him the laws of physics.

skatershit9 years ago
Anarchist skategod

birdlover1439 years ago
Eh, can't think of anything. Wait... The Nothing!

Aaron Zwosta12 years ago
What do Scientologists do then?

Grayxiph3r9 years ago
praise the holy science
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Aaron Zwosta12 years ago
What do Scientologists do then?

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
But we are monkeys even the Pope suggested that might be true and im chatholic
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Jonathan Fuller12 years ago
just like most my friends!

Jonathan Fuller12 years ago
just like most my friends!

BratanDeLaMeme8 years ago
Every Skyrim player ever

Aidan Bryan12 years ago
ALL HAIL OUR LORD ARCEUS!!! ^_^

LilyMalfloySimp5 years ago
Hail the all might chicken

moncherie999 years ago
I don't have a religion:|

Blockman3508 years ago
Well if you have a religion then the upside is already true to you, so why push it?

The platypus9 years ago
THE ALMIGHTY PLATYPUS WILL RISE ONCE MORE!!!!!

The platypus9 years ago
wtf I left this like 20 seconds ago and it says 5 hours ago. what the fuck?

Lazynobo117 years ago
God already exist ‘-‘

Dogaboi08 years ago
PRAISE MY PSICHIC FRIEND FREDBEAR

chris13129 years ago
Sooo how the hell does that work? I am an Atheist and get to make up a god but why would he have a personality I can't stand after I made him up?

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
OH YEA

Cashmaster8 years ago
I wonder what Dean Winchester would create?.....

ZaneP12 years ago
My god is mortal and has about a few negative thousand years left. GO BUDDHA

Timelypat8 years ago
All hail Plankton! All hail Plankton! All hail Plankton! All hail Plankton!

TheDoctor4559 years ago
IA IA! CTHULHU!!!

Tommy Graves12 years ago
JUBILEUS! AWAKEN THE EYES OF THE WORLD

demigodpercyjackson7 years ago
My god is posiden god of water

Nithan90009 years ago
I'm not religious, so I said no :| And, I have no clue what the question is about

GreenOutsider3 years ago
As a Kopimist, this is an easy button to press.

Rebellion5989 years ago
Praise Helix!

Burstbusterz7 years ago
Agua with benefits and people who actually believe her? Pfft.

wandman9 years ago
Cthulu will rise again

KawaiiNemesis8 years ago
This is different from life how?

latteboy5010 years ago
WTF did I just read...
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