The god of your personal religion comes forth as the one true god, and he's got your back. (If you're an atheist, you get to make one up)
but
He/she loves you, but he's got a personality you can't stand, and he thinks you're kind of a tool.
I will not

ilovebobo 2 years ago
Praise god and only God.

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago
HOI IM TEM GOD. THE ONE TRUE GOD ME WANT DA TEM FLAKES

FilipxD 4 years ago
MOM I GOT THE PACIFIST ENDING MOM!!
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Ratboy 11 years ago
I am my own god. So. That's interesting.

HMJ 8 years ago
Wut?
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Steven Telencio 13 years ago
Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

ianosaurus15 3 years ago
Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
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mrcaleb21 10 years ago
FOR THE EMPEROR!

SciArtHerp 9 years ago
Sea Emperor? If it"s her, I'm in. If not... then Pancake Satan will mess you up.

Alkeniw 11 years ago
What if the god I choose is a god that doesn't have a personality? And what if he doesn't know what the adjective tool means?

DamnSponge 10 years ago
Every night, o shall pray... to... the almighty...CHARA!!

DiamondChàra 8 years ago
Sure

Castiel James Tomlinson 10 years ago
So my dad is God...

idiot_99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 6 years ago
a god that has a good personality you big fat idiot

Pie. 11 years ago
Time for some serious reapertale shit.

Steven Telencio 13 years ago
Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

mathematicdungeonl0rd 9 years ago
Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

lavabob2000 9 years ago
ALL HAIL SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!

AkameTiene 8 years ago
Dogaboi0 you realise you just told him to go to his own heaven. As saintanism believes that god is evil and that you can get tortured up in heaven but in hell you get their promise lands. What is your idea of heaven is to them what you think of is hell and... [Show full comment]
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Squad51.2 10 years ago
All Hail Lord Helix.

Tinyman479 11 years ago
He will still have my back, and I can say that I found God.

DaRealDexs 11 years ago
GAMING MONEY FOOD CAR GODD

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago
ROBO PENIS MUSCLE NINJA

spinosaurus_man 11 years ago
what happens if I believe in every type of good god. dont judge I have a hier chance of going to some sort of heaven or hell.

DiamondChàra 8 years ago
That’s cool

Bagout 11 years ago
Im an atheist that means that i make my god so stupid he thinks a tool is his master and fuck the other bit i have a slave god!

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago
the god of nerds

DemonicalDragon 8 years ago
I don't believe in God, wait... From now on, I will believe I'm God!! Hahaa!!

None-Is-None 9 years ago
Why tho: http://www.willyoupressthebutton.com/423789

KamiKat 9 years ago
HAIL SATAN.

SciArtHerp 9 years ago
PANCAKE SATAN!!!! lol

ultracreeper 10 years ago
Wow lord gaben would be real finally................wait one second

mr.whatface 11 years ago
Huh, thought my rendition of God would have a little more "existence" in his form. Also he can't do jack shit when I give him the laws of physics.

skatershit 11 years ago
Anarchist skategod

birdlover143 11 years ago
Eh, can't think of anything. Wait... The Nothing!

Aaron Zwosta 13 years ago
What do Scientologists do then?

Grayxiph3r 11 years ago
praise the holy science
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Aaron Zwosta 13 years ago
What do Scientologists do then?

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago
But we are monkeys even the Pope suggested that might be true and im chatholic
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Jonathan Fuller 13 years ago
just like most my friends!

Jonathan Fuller 13 years ago
just like most my friends!

Blockman350 9 years ago
Well if you have a religion then the upside is already true to you, so why push it?

The platypus 11 years ago
THE ALMIGHTY PLATYPUS WILL RISE ONCE MORE!!!!!

The platypus 11 years ago
wtf I left this like 20 seconds ago and it says 5 hours ago. what the fuck?

BratanDeLaMeme 10 years ago
Every Skyrim player ever

Aidan Bryan 13 years ago
ALL HAIL OUR LORD ARCEUS!!! ^_^

LilyMalfloySimp 6 years ago
Hail the all might chicken

moncherie99 10 years ago
I don't have a religion:|

chris1312 11 years ago
Sooo how the hell does that work? I am an Atheist and get to make up a god but why would he have a personality I can't stand after I made him up?

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago
OH YEA

Cashmaster 10 years ago
I wonder what Dean Winchester would create?.....

ZaneP 13 years ago
My god is mortal and has about a few negative thousand years left. GO BUDDHA

Lazynobo11 8 years ago
God already exist ‘-‘

Dogaboi0 9 years ago
PRAISE MY PSICHIC FRIEND FREDBEAR

TheDoctor455 10 years ago
IA IA! CTHULHU!!!

Tommy Graves 13 years ago
JUBILEUS! AWAKEN THE EYES OF THE WORLD

demigodpercyjackson 9 years ago
My god is posiden god of water

Nithan9000 11 years ago
I'm not religious, so I said no :| And, I have no clue what the question is about

Timelypat 9 years ago
All hail Plankton! All hail Plankton! All hail Plankton! All hail Plankton!

Zegorak 7 months ago
I'll just make god change his personality

Burstbusterz 9 years ago
Agua with benefits and people who actually believe her? Pfft.

wandman 11 years ago
Cthulu will rise again

KawaiiNemesis 9 years ago
This is different from life how?

latteboy50 11 years ago
WTF did I just read...

GreenOutsider 4 years ago
As a Kopimist, this is an easy button to press.
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