Will You Press The Button?

You become the greatest fondler in the history of the Universe, and are aware of all knowledge related to sex

but

You can't fondle or have sex with anyone, only pass on your knowledge.

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lopsidedhead 10 years ago

*ASEXUAL LAUGHTER*

PlatyRush 2 years ago

*PANSEXUAL CRYING SOUNDS*

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SeemsLegit 9 years ago

There seems to be a lot of asexuals in this site.

12tearoldboy 7 years ago

Yes there does. How strange

Harley Quinn and Band Obessesd 11 years ago

Asexuals: Oh what a shame really *presses button*

lopsidedhead 10 years ago

Lmao that's what I thought as an asexual person.

Bgonz101 11 years ago

This sounds like the book"the giver"

Button7X3 9 years ago

I love that book

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Harrypotterisawesome12345 5 years ago

I don't want to have sex 🤢

SsgSsjKaioken 10 years ago

Everyone needs sex

lopsidedhead 10 years ago

Except children and asexuals.

ITellTheTruth 11 years ago

im pressing it just for the title i will be known as the greatest fondler xD

Stagetheme1012 11 years ago

Ok but... pass it down to who?

kindParodox 10 years ago

You wouldn't have kids if you cannot use your knowledge of sex

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lazyPerfectionist 11 years ago

Jokes on you I'm an Aromantic Asexual.

Creamytoast 10 years ago

I have the willpower to change my sexuality. SO HA!

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Shana Beals 13 years ago

Useless

FTBacon 11 years ago

You are the smartest person ever

Blastronaut360 9 years ago

None of these "no downsides" are actually no downsides

Philosorapetor 10 years ago

I already know how to sex, and 7 differents way to give orgasm to a girl and 10 for boys. Gimme a reason WHY I should forbide to all my fans the have pleasure with me ( even if no one actualy do )

Bagger-BK 9 years ago

^^7 year old think watching porn means he knows how to have sex^^

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CharlotteTheQueenBee 11 years ago

Uh..... why the f-ing heck would I press it!?

Dalek-Of-Gallifrey 10 years ago

Dude no I'm not telling others the birds and the bees

emmytown 11 years ago

Asexuals laugh in the distance.

Brenna Wiley 13 years ago

if you can't fondle then how would you be a great fondler?

MrGlory 8 years ago

Error 890: Positive side not found

macguyversden 10 years ago

Fuck DAT fam

shipqueen28 9 years ago

Why on Earth would I want that kind of knowledge? I nope myself away whenever anyone brings up reproductive organs!

fiona_pardo 11 years ago

Im the only one here Who is not a perv?

Mr.ButterPants 11 years ago

I don't like sex so...yeah...u already know my answer.(if you didn't your wierd)

qdh 2 years ago

让我送这些帝国主义下地狱吧

brazen_idiot 7 years ago

I guide others to a treasure I cannot obtain

TCNG 12 years ago

Only pass on your knowledge...what the fuck is the downside trying to say?...

TheDestroyerButton 11 years ago

No sex??? FU!!!!!

Creamytoast 10 years ago

Just change your sexuality to be asexual

Shelley Allen 13 years ago

There is some real fuck up shit that relates to sex, I.e. skat.

GangsternauwL 9 years ago

IM THE SEXGOD

TheOneWhoNever 9 years ago

Bullshit I don't want to help other people get off I want to get off myself lol

masterchief1177014 10 years ago

I will show people the path

Wassap33 11 years ago

How do u pass on the knowledge without performing the action on someone

Xenomorphboy 5 years ago

I could teach my partner 🤷‍♂️

ajwinn1695 12 years ago

USELESS

LastMercy 8 years ago

Sensei teach me your ways ;)

Grumpiicat 10 years ago

Adopt a kid

Seftowefto999 9 years ago

WTH

firewaffle 11 years ago

Screw who ever put that on there.

fuck dilemmas and logic 11 years ago

I WANT TO FUCK SOMEONE OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK?

I_didurmom 2 years ago

Dammit, kindergarten wouldn't be any fun anymore

LuisMen 10 years ago

I will never give no knowledge to anyone without me doing it my self

Jbrick 12 years ago

Sex=good... roght?

Xrider 7 years ago

Downside says YOU can't fondle anyone

GoodForYou 10 years ago

Upside?

Rexina 9 years ago

My son lets start todays lesson.Possible desseses that may effect your sex Life are...

FlawlessGaming 9 years ago

Pointless

Natepost 4 years ago

I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess.

tim6597 10 years ago

I would like to reproduce children Its bullsh1t

gayboy6921 11 years ago

That 20% of people who pessed the button are SAD

honufire 10 years ago

ok im only a 10 year old anser HELL NO

IdkTbh 10 years ago

If you"re only 10 years old then why are you swearing?

DemonicKingOfDiddling 12 years ago

That's already me.

SansCuzSans 8 years ago

Uuuuuh I don't... really care so no

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