Nah,unless I become a dragon. Then I will not fight him until the world goes to complete shit. Then god will pay for the evil deeds he has forced upon the world for some sick reason.
Moony_haze9 years ago
Me too
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Coolconner3078 years ago
But what if I already had sex. Does that mean the downside won't happen. That a easy loophole
Aliens312 years ago
If you're a woman your himen rebuilds itself.
If you're a man. Well, I don't know, maybe you turn into an Otaku or something
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]
datboi4276 years ago
9th time ive seen this today and ive only been on here for about an hour. im thoroughly disappointed.
What would happen with a non-virgin then? Rule exemption?
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Nebulously cool11 years ago
Fuck.no
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ImAMurderer8 years ago
Who said I was a virgin? SUCK IT, I"M A CHRISTIAN, BIOCHHH
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Chelsea Scroggins13 years ago
Haha, jackpot.
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Andromeda10 years ago
Wait, does that mean I'm a horny man's fantasy? If so then that's a lose-lose right there.
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AutumnLowe9 years ago
Lol. I'm gay. Don't need to have sex.
NiftyChibi8 years ago
Gays can have sex. Just saying.
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MrFronzen11 years ago
What's the point of being so sexy if you can't have sex?
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GarfeelingGood4 years ago
"Remain a virgin" But I'm not a... never mind..
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GreenDog311 years ago
Itd help my self esteem
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hydro2211 years ago
?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??
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Meepmorpzeet5 years ago
I would be the best spy ever
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setorines12 years ago
Not currently a virgin so I can't "remain" it. Solid loophole. I'm just sexy
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grimAuxilarix9 years ago
It"s still a dilemma of what counts as a virgin for lesbians. If this gets me my crush, hell yes.
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Equinox Paradox12 years ago
BUT SMEX MUAHAHAHHA
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Moon.cap11 years ago
Well no thank you
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notthatimportant11 years ago
Study and practice daoism, become the sexiest immortal ever.
Immortal form isn't a physical living body and thus the rule of virginity no longer applies.
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Louieslast year
Wheres the downside?
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fairyguitar1257611 years ago
Hell yeah. Unattainable.
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KittenPuppy9 years ago
tbh this is going to happen no matter what
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Trenton Biggerstaff13 years ago
If I am the sexiest, then how am I still a virgin?
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Kosmita4 years ago
Only the downside for me
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Hall11 years ago
The negative will stay true anyways.
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DomZ1279 years ago
What if I'm not a virgin anymore?
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JustPassingBy11 years ago
I'm...kind'a okay with that...
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jaymock710 years ago
No upside huh
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loopholes are great11 years ago
upside?
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Channelistic7 years ago
There has to be SOME way to lose your virginity
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skeleterezi12 years ago
#asexual
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rowansmith_1311 years ago
It will hurt to lose my virginity anyway
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LorraineAH8 years ago
YES! ASEXUAL POWER!!
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Devon Andrew McNickles13 years ago
Just because you're not THE SEXIEST doesn't mean you're still not sexy.
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eddsworld girl10 years ago
Downside?
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MichaelEbbink9 years ago
That second part already applies, at least this way I’ll look good
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popeyeskid11 years ago
If you look good but you can't get sex then why have looks?
NiftyChibi8 years ago
Popularity, respect, boyfriends, etc. Also, you can have sex as long as you"re still labeled a virgin.
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popdo694 years ago
*GIGACHAD LAUGHTER*
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fantom102111 years ago
masturbation is fun :D
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elicchi11 years ago
i was going to anyway
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The Hunter11 years ago
When you've more important s*** that looks and relationships, like, ie, bounty hunting. There are no ways I'd be giving a damn about this
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ShippingTrash9 years ago
It"s worrying how many people care so much about sex
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