Will You Press The Button?

lopsidedhead 10 years ago

*ASEXUAL LAUGHTER*

godbals 2 years ago

哈哈看到好几个你的无性评论了

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DaRealConMan 5 years ago

*laughs in asexuality*

DroolingOnU 10 years ago

Wait... So I can't have sex? Or I'll just be labelled as a virgin even after I do? Bc I don't see how anyone's going to stop me from doing the do.

Nigg 4 years ago

U will die and u will be forgotten by everyone(just wanted to try replying to a comment I just created my account

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Freakazoid 10 years ago

Nah,unless I become a dragon. Then I will not fight him until the world goes to complete shit. Then god will pay for the evil deeds he has forced upon the world for some sick reason.

Moony_haze 9 years ago

Me too

Coolconner307 8 years ago

But what if I already had sex. Does that mean the downside won't happen. That a easy loophole

Aliens31 2 years ago

If you're a woman your himen rebuilds itself. If you're a man. Well, I don't know, maybe you turn into an Otaku or something

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BruhWhy 9 years ago

I'm asexual- I see no downside

Niggakiller last year

im gonna a sexual with this log ahh dih.

AndyFSH 10 years ago

I've got hands.

Niggakiller last year

I've got yo mom hands on my long ahh dih.

invisibleman 10 years ago

sexism is bad, sex is good!

Bob Jenkins 10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

datboi427 6 years ago

9th time ive seen this today and ive only been on here for about an hour. im thoroughly disappointed.

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Nicole Mager 13 years ago

Oral, my babys. ;)

srrsd 8 years ago

Well the person never said physical or oral so....

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Jacob Wright 13 years ago

What would happen with a non-virgin then? Rule exemption?

Trenton Biggerstaff 13 years ago

If I am the sexiest, then how am I still a virgin?

notthatimportant 11 years ago

Study and practice daoism, become the sexiest immortal ever. Immortal form isn't a physical living body and thus the rule of virginity no longer applies.

Louies 2 years ago

Wheres the downside?

fairyguitar12576 11 years ago

Hell yeah. Unattainable.

KittenPuppy 9 years ago

tbh this is going to happen no matter what

Kosmita 4 years ago

Only the downside for me

Hall 11 years ago

The negative will stay true anyways.

DomZ127 9 years ago

What if I'm not a virgin anymore?

JustPassingBy 11 years ago

I'm...kind'a okay with that...

skeleterezi 12 years ago

#asexual

jaymock7 10 years ago

No upside huh

loopholes are great 11 years ago

upside?

Channelistic 7 years ago

There has to be SOME way to lose your virginity

eddsworld girl 10 years ago

Downside?

rowansmith_13 11 years ago

It will hurt to lose my virginity anyway

LorraineAH 9 years ago

YES! ASEXUAL POWER!!

Devon Andrew McNickles 13 years ago

Just because you're not THE SEXIEST doesn't mean you're still not sexy.

popdo69 4 years ago

*GIGACHAD LAUGHTER*

fantom1021 11 years ago

masturbation is fun :D

MichaelEbbink 9 years ago

That second part already applies, at least this way I’ll look good

popeyeskid 11 years ago

If you look good but you can't get sex then why have looks?

NiftyChibi 8 years ago

Popularity, respect, boyfriends, etc. Also, you can have sex as long as you"re still labeled a virgin.

ShippingTrash 9 years ago

It"s worrying how many people care so much about sex

elicchi 11 years ago

i was going to anyway

The Hunter 11 years ago

When you've more important s*** that looks and relationships, like, ie, bounty hunting. There are no ways I'd be giving a damn about this

CM50 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

Stichless 8 years ago

I want to give birth to children sooo...no

Savaras 12 years ago

But I'm not a virgin.........so no downside.

Smartass504 9 years ago

Doesn't mean I can't "play" with myself

Emma Rose Stecheson 13 years ago

I don't think we can un-ring that bell.

xXtheoneplayerXx 11 years ago

No sex

Niggakiller last year

No downside.

fairyguitar12576 11 years ago

Hell yeah. Unattainable.

ClareWhite 11 years ago

Lose/lose

Firemon6000 4 years ago

Just being able to taunt people would be fabulous

Darkvine 11 years ago

I say no, but you can strip and turn it into a shitton of money, right?

TheBlueExorcist 9 years ago

Virginity is an abstract concept. It"s really decided by you if oral/anal is "sex". And then there"s toys (they don't compare, I'm sure, but it"d still feel good)

ChewyRainbow 7 years ago

Neither is a hood thing though? Also I'm genderfluid so iow does that work

vorpike 12 years ago

still other upsides, fame and money

DerpyKitten 10 years ago

I"d rather be the deadliest than the sexiest :3

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