Will You Press The Button?

lopsidedhead9 years ago

*ASEXUAL LAUGHTER*

godbals8 months ago

哈哈看到好几个你的无性评论了

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DaRealConMan4 years ago

*laughs in asexuality*

DroolingOnU9 years ago

Wait... So I can't have sex? Or I'll just be labelled as a virgin even after I do? Bc I don't see how anyone's going to stop me from doing the do.

Nigg3 years ago

U will die and u will be forgotten by everyone(just wanted to try replying to a comment I just created my account

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Coolconner3077 years ago

But what if I already had sex. Does that mean the downside won't happen. That a easy loophole

Aliens316 months ago

If you're a woman your himen rebuilds itself. If you're a man. Well, I don't know, maybe you turn into an Otaku or something

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Freakazoid9 years ago

Nah,unless I become a dragon. Then I will not fight him until the world goes to complete shit. Then god will pay for the evil deeds he has forced upon the world for some sick reason.

Moony_haze8 years ago

Me too

BruhWhy8 years ago

I'm asexual- I see no downside

Niggakillerlast month

im gonna a sexual with this log ahh dih.

AndyFSH9 years ago

I've got hands.

Niggakillerlast month

I've got yo mom hands on my long ahh dih.

invisibleman9 years ago

sexism is bad, sex is good!

Bob Jenkins9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

datboi4275 years ago

9th time ive seen this today and ive only been on here for about an hour. im thoroughly disappointed.

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Nicole Mager12 years ago

Oral, my babys. ;)

srrsd7 years ago

Well the person never said physical or oral so....

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Jacob Wright12 years ago

What would happen with a non-virgin then? Rule exemption?

hydro2210 years ago

?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??

Meepmorpzeet4 years ago

I would be the best spy ever

setorines10 years ago

Not currently a virgin so I can't "remain" it. Solid loophole. I'm just sexy

grimAuxilarix8 years ago

It"s still a dilemma of what counts as a virgin for lesbians. If this gets me my crush, hell yes.

Equinox Paradox11 years ago

BUT SMEX MUAHAHAHHA

Moon.cap10 years ago

Well no thank you

notthatimportant9 years ago

Study and practice daoism, become the sexiest immortal ever. Immortal form isn't a physical living body and thus the rule of virginity no longer applies.

Louies3 months ago

Wheres the downside?

fairyguitar1257610 years ago

Hell yeah. Unattainable.

KittenPuppy7 years ago

tbh this is going to happen no matter what

Trenton Biggerstaff12 years ago

If I am the sexiest, then how am I still a virgin?

Kosmita3 years ago

Only the downside for me

Hall10 years ago

The negative will stay true anyways.

DomZ1278 years ago

What if I'm not a virgin anymore?

JustPassingBy9 years ago

I'm...kind'a okay with that...

jaymock79 years ago

No upside huh

loopholes are great10 years ago

upside?

Channelistic6 years ago

There has to be SOME way to lose your virginity

skeleterezi10 years ago

#asexual

rowansmith_1310 years ago

It will hurt to lose my virginity anyway

LorraineAH7 years ago

YES! ASEXUAL POWER!!

Devon Andrew McNickles12 years ago

Just because you're not THE SEXIEST doesn't mean you're still not sexy.

eddsworld girl9 years ago

Downside?

fantom102110 years ago

masturbation is fun :D

MichaelEbbink8 years ago

That second part already applies, at least this way I’ll look good

popeyeskid9 years ago

If you look good but you can't get sex then why have looks?

NiftyChibi7 years ago

Popularity, respect, boyfriends, etc. Also, you can have sex as long as you"re still labeled a virgin.

popdo693 years ago

*GIGACHAD LAUGHTER*

ShippingTrash8 years ago

It"s worrying how many people care so much about sex

elicchi10 years ago

i was going to anyway

The Hunter10 years ago

When you've more important s*** that looks and relationships, like, ie, bounty hunting. There are no ways I'd be giving a damn about this

CM5010 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]