Will You Press The Button?

lopsidedhead9 years ago

*ASEXUAL LAUGHTER*

godbals7 months ago

哈哈看到好几个你的无性评论了

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DaRealConMan3 years ago

*laughs in asexuality*

DroolingOnU9 years ago

Wait... So I can't have sex? Or I'll just be labelled as a virgin even after I do? Bc I don't see how anyone's going to stop me from doing the do.

Nigg2 years ago

U will die and u will be forgotten by everyone(just wanted to try replying to a comment I just created my account

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Coolconner3077 years ago

But what if I already had sex. Does that mean the downside won't happen. That a easy loophole

Aliens315 months ago

If you're a woman your himen rebuilds itself. If you're a man. Well, I don't know, maybe you turn into an Otaku or something

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Freakazoid8 years ago

Nah,unless I become a dragon. Then I will not fight him until the world goes to complete shit. Then god will pay for the evil deeds he has forced upon the world for some sick reason.

Moony_haze8 years ago

Me too

BruhWhy8 years ago

I'm asexual- I see no downside

AndyFSH9 years ago

I've got hands.

invisibleman9 years ago

sexism is bad, sex is good!

Bob Jenkins9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

datboi4275 years ago

9th time ive seen this today and ive only been on here for about an hour. im thoroughly disappointed.

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Nicole Mager12 years ago

Oral, my babys. ;)

srrsd7 years ago

Well the person never said physical or oral so....

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Jacob Wright12 years ago

What would happen with a non-virgin then? Rule exemption?

Rich Ard9 years ago

Why the fun gone :'(

lizard73857 years ago

HA ACE

asdguy0011 years ago

This is my life

Toffii7 years ago

I'm asexual so I don't care lololol

Gustavo Torres12 years ago

so no change :'c

jshaw719 years ago

Make money modeling? among other things...

Jester Youtube10 years ago

masturbation. a gal/guy can still get you off without having the sex

serrato129 years ago

bish i is sexi alreadi don't even bish

Tap9The9Toaster9 years ago

-claps-

Cookie_cat3 years ago

well damn i dont think i'll lose it either way

Darkvine10 years ago

Asexuality here I come

TimmyTheHobo8 years ago

I think they switched the upside and downside

ArataTaleSans4 years ago

*laughs is asexual*

Marcella12310 years ago

*asexual giggles*

B0gg08 years ago

I'll be called a virgin, but I may not be one

Hparry9 years ago

:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-( Frown

STRIKEtendo 9 years ago

What's the use of being the sexiest person of your gender, if you're never gonna have sex?

AhmetSabir7 years ago

Idc about the downside i will do it no matter what *cough* expect rape

Anya McGee Stoehr12 years ago

If only for the fact that I hate looking at myself in the mirror.

Ferretwithagun5 months ago

Can o baked beans

xlittle10 years ago

i am content with second best, if that were a thing

Crazydog7837 years ago

Does blowjob count?

mistake reparation9 years ago

why would you want to be sexist of you're gender?

loophole_man2710 years ago

I'm antisocial so I was probably going to remain a virgin anywais *slams button*

Orreia8 years ago

YES I would just seduce people and run away like a hoe

gimli3609 years ago

why would you want to be the sexiest for nothing?

Solas3 years ago

I see no downside

Loopholesfinder9 years ago

Wtf

Channelistic6 years ago

Wait, is that like not being able to have sex at all? Or is it that you become a virgin again?

rippedjeans11 years ago

I don't care about being the sexiest. I care about having sex.

Nebulously cool10 years ago

Fuck.no

ImAMurderer7 years ago

Who said I was a virgin? SUCK IT, I"M A CHRISTIAN, BIOCHHH

Chelsea Scroggins12 years ago

Haha, jackpot.

Andromeda9 years ago

Wait, does that mean I'm a horny man's fantasy? If so then that's a lose-lose right there.

AutumnLowe8 years ago

Lol. I'm gay. Don't need to have sex.

NiftyChibi7 years ago

Gays can have sex. Just saying.

MrFronzen9 years ago

What's the point of being so sexy if you can't have sex?

GarfeelingGood3 years ago

"Remain a virgin" But I'm not a... never mind..

GreenDog310 years ago

Itd help my self esteem

hydro229 years ago

?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??

Meepmorpzeet4 years ago

I would be the best spy ever

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