I'd like to spread a message about something I have encountered more frequent than ever. Spam messages. These mostly tell a story or find the 2 or some other shenanigans, then make you paste into a certain amount of comments. I have rand out of tolerance w...[Show full comment]
I'll live in a town full of creepypastas but I'll become one too so that they won't kill me and my wife would be with me while we play video games all day and murder a regenerating JB
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Nyssa1239 years ago
I’d rather be in heaven with my family and friends being happy
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Nancok10 years ago
So it wont work
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PapiSmoif9 years ago
>loophole, idiot
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I are scotland11 years ago
It's not really a heaven
Norway10110 years ago
I think your too small to be Scotland. No offence.
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But_ton3 years ago
Then I want happiness.
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bighappydt11 years ago
So it would be Hell then and not heaven. Got it..
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I-got-Rick-rolled-before-i-signed-up5 years ago
I could just want to feel pleasure and to be happy with stuff
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Anonymgord10 years ago
Everything you want being granted to you is what will make you unhappy
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FurriestFurry8 years ago
I could be granted happiness.
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homunculus10110 years ago
Now that I think about it, you could say " I want to be able to be happy" since you control everything
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Umbrex11 years ago
Expand it to the real world and become God, living forever as the true ruler
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Matthiasm11 years ago
im never happy so
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Starlo2 years ago
The thing with a perfect heaven is that, by definition, it DEMANDS that you are capable of feeling pleasure. If you can't enjoy the stuff in this heaven, that stuff wouldn't be in your heaven as it would be unnecessary. Apply this logic to everything and y...[Show full comment]
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Elite12 years ago
"I want to feel happy."
What now, Atheists?
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Piotr Grochowski9 years ago
1. get wishes, 2. wish to remove the downside
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Nosmont11 years ago
Then you wouldnt want anything, stupid dilemma
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Threeturnip22684 years ago
I'll want happiness
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Cuteo10 years ago
Simple hope for pleasure in ur heaven
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bloodyfox1106 years ago
No changes bro
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Norway10110 years ago
No change then. I'm living with depression dudes.
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DarkAngel11711 years ago
Death and destruction is my happiness
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Guy29810 years ago
If you control everything make yourself be able to feel pleasure and be happy with everything
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wjm2 months ago
Then I might as well stay in the human world.
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tydickson11 years ago
Ty Dickson
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IcyDraco_9 years ago
Contradictory
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thesinisterelixir3 years ago
I would still feel sinister
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Taylor Calhoun13 years ago
Another contradiction
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lincolnsvarc9 years ago
Its hevan your already happy
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mister know it all11 years ago
Thats fucked up
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person09099090905 years ago
*i can feel happiness*
Boom! No downside, yes please!
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