Will You Press The Button?

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SporesAreHere 8 months ago

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jkmc1205 10 years ago

Just shred it up and put it in your favorite food.

llebazi 11 years ago

I sometimes eat paper, besides it never said you have to eat it all in one you can just put little pieces of the dollar in your food

void_89 5 years ago

Your not wrong

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MercedesCrowe 8 years ago

Blend up the dollar bill into a smoothie

Charles Colton Allen 13 years ago

Step one: invest money to make money edible. Step two: eat money. Step three: ??? Step Four: profit.

Wscope 4 years ago

Yeeees

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Da_kokonut01 9 years ago

I spend euro"s, no dollars >:D For anyone who uses dolars: move to some place they don't :D

mmdfreak1410 9 years ago

It would be painful to swallow a coin...

WillYouSuckTheButton?.com 11 years ago

I will make dolar juice lol

annabanana10579 10 years ago

Tht means my shit is valeuable. SIGHN ME TF UP

Aaron Voborny 13 years ago

How about... I press it... then I GIVE the money to everyone else to spend for me and they GIFT me the items in which they purchased. That way I get unlimited money and don't have to risk my health. That's right. Go ahead and bow down to your life hack master.

Bacon4567 3 years ago

That was exactly my thinking

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Peteza 9 years ago

Eh... Money can't taste that bad

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

Yeah! It"s money!

Whywhywhy 10 years ago

So what? Paper is edible

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

It"s a type of cotton.

Nisawesome 10 years ago

I wouldnt mind eating a dollar bill, it most likely tastes like paper, and I sometimes eat paper. Besides, if I can have as much money as I want, who cares if I eat it?! Not much money

Ironwolf 10 years ago

I think we will be Donald Trump but we eat 1 dollar bills instead of small loans

Nisawesome 10 years ago

Like, a small loan of $1,000,000?

bazsi 11 years ago

There's eatable paper

Rachel Rivera 11 years ago

Bake the dollar into cake.

Renee Pelletier 13 years ago

In Canada, we have coins for a dollar.

PumpkinCube 4 years ago

Lol, same in Australia, but is still rather eat an American dollar, coz Australian notes are plastic, I don't wanna eat plastic

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Emily Mullins 13 years ago

ive eatin paper befor so im cool with it

Banzai27 8 years ago

Its not paper

Meggles Sploofimax 13 years ago

im australian, we don't have $1 bills XD

Alzubar 10 years ago

I form nz coins taste bad

Piotr Grochowski 10 years ago

Rich in which currency? I',m in Poland

Lotte Hompes 13 years ago

Easy Don't spend dollars but euros

acidkat4000 8 years ago

I'll just wash it and put it on a pizza

TemmieLovesHumans 11 years ago

Buy for dollar an edible dollar (like gum or smth else).

karieveretta 9 years ago

It doesn't say how you have to eat it. What if you put it in a blender and put it on your pasta like Basil?

spee9112 11 years ago

Ha it says dollars but i'm in the UK so i don't spend dollars hahaha loop hole

VictorEuzbio 9 years ago

Fuck yeah

firewaffle 11 years ago

I would spray the money in chocolate then eat it.

ruthanne513 9 years ago

people eat paper all the time and they"re fine.

Audric Merryman 11 years ago

The fuck just grind it up. Therefore won't taste it. And you could also make the dollar really weak so like paper

niggenotmyfaultnametaken 11 months ago

hell yes

Lokaghost 10 years ago

pay people to eat it for you.

Sasha Silva 13 years ago

Ill make it taste good, Im rich! :D

Da130mb246 10 years ago

One in every hundred bills has enough cocane in it for a drug dog to be set off so u would be putting that into ur body. Plus money is dirty.

TerraBladeX 11 years ago

Ill get a blender and have a dollar smoothie

docktive 3 years ago

Who cares?

Jess_Cyan 11 years ago

just cover it in nutella

AlexisHernandez 9 years ago

just get a mcdonald burger its worth a dollor

summertimek 11 years ago

it would be horrible

imavirginnn 6 years ago

Step 1: Rip Up A Dollar Bill Into A Salad. Step 2: Eat It

Anonamoose_pvpz 11 years ago

OMG jelly played this one

CrumbleCake 9 years ago

It’s just paper.

DudeStop 11 years ago

Dirty as fuck so hell no

Kentlivar 10 years ago

I don't use dollar but Nokia so fuck you guys

Penguingamer 12 years ago

Simply clone yourself and force your clone to eat it...

spacemonkeypantz 9 years ago

Just shred that shit up and mix it in a stir fry :|

ChubbyWaffle22 11 years ago

Just by the dollar and make them eat them self of give it to peeps

Cosmic Communist 10 years ago

I wouldn't spend much anyway, so I'd probably only have to eat a dollar every few days or so (and that is including the money I'd spend on rent and taxes). Except the rest of my money I wouldn't spend. I'd donate to the proletariat and encourage them to de... [Show full comment]

Sarah-Marie Pryke 13 years ago

A dollar bill cake :P yummyyy

Z0m41e 8 years ago

Finally I see a good side in eu...

SBURBIAN 11 years ago

I don't care paper is edible just scarf it down

Liora 2 years ago

cryptocurrency

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